[Multiverse News] On Earth 6X7D, "Stunning" Steve Austin (32) went on vacation to Turkey after finishing up his AEW run. We hear he's scheduled for a big push after his WWE debut. Best of luck Steve!
>>19818950He's blonde
>>19818960[Sad News] Anon 19818960 (?) doesn't understand that part of the joke is that the hair is fake
>>19818950any news on my favorite wrestler, Kevin Nash from your multiverse?
>>19818960turkish armpit hair doesnt come in blond
>>19818950LA Knight at home
>Woo Woo Woo 'cause Stone Cold said so
WITH EVERYBODY SAYING STUNNING STEVE AUSTIN YEAH!
>>19819010went to turkey for an anus replacement surgery, which is his 18th one.
>>19818950worthy of enjoying a nice warm Stunningweiser
hair is so soulless its unreal (NOT baldcel cope)
if he had been 10 years younger, imagine old man Dwyane with his giant fake Phil-style pompadour
>>19819237wait, what happened to Nash in this other universe?, why does he need anal surgery?
>>19818950rare instance where a wrestler looks more dimes without hair.
In every multiverse trevor is a crippled bitch
In the realm of Earth 6X7D, Gorgeous Kevin Nash and Chris Songbird Benoit found themselves embroiled in an unexpected adventure. The two wrestling legends had opened a flamboyant wrestling school called “Nash & Benoit’s Fabulous Grapple Academy,” where the curriculum included “Synchronized Suplexing” and “Diva Drama 101.”One sunny day, awkward journalist Cajun Dave Meltzer, known for his overly detailed match ratings and questionable fashion choices, decided to pay a visit. Clad in a sequined fanny pack and a shirt that read “I luv Suplexes,” Dave was determined to uncover the secrets of their flamboyant training methods.As he entered the academy, he was greeted by Kevin, who was wearing a feather boa and demonstrating a particularly extravagant body slam. “Welcome baby!” Kevin exclaimed, striking a pose.Chris, meanwhile, was busy teaching a class on “Emotional Selling,” which involved a lot of dramatic storytelling and interpretative dance. “You have to feel the suplex, like magical!” he shouted, dramatically flinging himself to the mat.Dave, trying to fit in, shouted, “What’s your rating system for this?” His question was met with silence as Kevin and Chris stared at him, bewildered. “Uh, I’d give it a ‘five-star fab’!” Dave added awkwardly, trying to salvage his dignity.To break the tension, Kevin suggested a wrestling-themed karaoke contest. The three of them belted out “I Will Survive,” with Kevin’s deep voice belting out the high notes, while Chris added dramatic flair by pretending to wrestle the microphone away.The day ended with all three of them covered in glitter, laughing hysterically as they attempted to choreograph a new finishing move called “The Glitter Sex.” As the sun set over Earth 6X7D, they knew one thing for sure: this was the most fabulous wrestling school in the multiverse, and they’d never let Dave forget it!
>>19819493i've travelled every multiverse and the only constant in each of thes universes is that kevin nash was raped in the sweltering summer of 92 by a pack of detroiter thugs
>>19820054>Dave, trying to fit in, shouted, “What’s your rating system for this?”Sometimes AI makes a good funny
>>19818950>WITH EVERYBODY SAYIN'... STU-NNING-STEVE... HELL YEAH!
>>19818950>AND THAT'S NOT AN INSULT, THAT IS JUST A CAN OF WHOOPASS, WHAT
imagine prime Hogan with big giant fake Turkish hair kek
>>19818974do you not understand how hair transplants work?
>>19820073KWAB
>>19822070hollywood hogan with one of those fucked up turkish hairdos would have drawn mega heat
>>19818950What's the timeline where Chris Benoit retires from concussions and becomes ECW's general manager, only to then do a surprise return run 10 years later
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