my nigga is gonna drive fragile phil into having another melty
Roman is gifting this guy his main goal in life. I don't think he gives a shit
>>19824778The only victim is drew McIntyre
Punk's record in face-to-face promo battles is worse than his UFC record. The nerve-wracked and stammering Big Dawg who embarrassed himself on the mic over a decade ago is long gone. He better promoted Mania with a brief amount of mic time than the rest of the roster and the entire marketing department has over the past several months combined. I hope he's actually motivated to outshine everyone else on the roster and make this Mania his own after he had the cede the spotlight to Cena, Rock, and Cody over the past three years. He has it in him.
>>19824947This is his real coronation after all this time, I've been against him for most of his career but now I'm happy to see it.
>>19824778Let me know when he references Punk getting his ass kicked by the Bucks. Until then I'm not getting excited about your worked shoot sloperinos
>>19824969It's probably coming. He should push it even further and suggest that Phil feared for his life after Tony pimp slapped him.
>>19824778Sorry to break this to you but Roman and Punk have been working together fine for 2 years already. This combined with the fact that Punk has been completely happy and drama free for the past three years, plus him making friends with pretty much every other person that hated him not named Kevin Owens, makes one thing very very VERY clear:AEW was the problem
>>19825027KO is so fucking based, he needs to come back right now
>>19825027It's weird that he just decided to quit WWE to go write comic books instead back in the day
>>19825027The problem was that he never wanted to be in AEW in the first place.
>>19824778I know this is a meme but I legit think Roman cooked Phil on the mic today
>Post UFC Punk is going broke and wants to return to WWE>Vince says no>Punk does the FOX thing as an attempt to build a bridge>Vince still says no>Around this time AEW is starting up>Phil big leagues Cody and whines about him texting him instead fo calling>A year or so later >WWE is in the shitter, AEW is hot >Punk finally decides to sign with them after all of the risk is gone>He comes in swinging his dick around expecting everyone to kiss his ass>For some reason tantrums because of lack of structure when he used to tantrum in WWE because of too much structure >Vince gets fired from his own company>The tantrums get to the point where its obvious he's trying to get himself fired>Showing up to work looking anorexic and shaving his head bald>Being a cunt to everyone>Gets fired>Gets rehired by WWE just as a middle finger to AEW
>>19825027It helps when you're an established draw given the freedom to essentially book yourself. Punk has quietly surpassed Cody as the top guy in the company, largely because Cody is more reliant on the presently inept creative department while Punk has always been talented at directing his own blood feuds with minimal oversight. The guy who says "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make money" has been a God-send to an incompetent CCO under constant pressure to maximize revenue. Punk is the closest thing to WCW's "creative control clause" Hogan in wrestling right now (refusing to endorse a Steiner push and all). This has been less obnoxious in Punk's case because his segments tend to be better than most. There's little reason for him to cause drama when he's getting everything he wants and the theater kids on the roster all worship him. Things could get interesting, though, if another proven cash cow in Roman decides that he wants to go over clean at Mania (which I personally wanna see now).
Phil would literally tear Roman on the mic, le worked shoots are so 2010 meme tier.
>>19825202>Punk has quietly surpassed Cody as the top guy in the company, largely because Cody is more reliant on the presently inept creative department while Punk has always been talented at directing his own blood feuds with minimal oversightAsk me? This is a TRVTH NVKE right here. And I hate Chez so it pains me to admit it.
>>19825878Phil is a lolcow, Roman would kill him in a real shoot
>>19825878The whole promo was clearly Punk holding back and setting Roman up for stuff, you can see just by the delivery where Punk would say one line, then pause and wait for Roman to register it and maybe make a comeback.
>>19826651phil was stammering and flubbing his lines the whole timehe was clearly scared of roman burying him
>>19825202That's the most hilarious thing here. Punk did the same in AEW. He moved to work on his storylines on his own which always resulted in quality. This is why, despite having had feuds with everyone already, Punk is still considered MJF's best feud. MJF himself benefited greatly from having Punk writing for him. Same for Kingston or the old Ricky Stark. The only feud he fumbled over there was with Hangman and what a surprise... It was because the faggot went into business for himself. All to protect a Jew that hasn't even been productive to the company, and by all means, should be fired by now for incompetence.As for Roman, he's no drama queen. And neither is Punk. They both know money and miles is what matters.
>>19825202TRVTH NVKE
>>19826771>he's no drama queen. And neither is Punk.
>>19825027I think it's just the fact that he's 47, he's at the end of his prime earning years and he has no other place to go to properly exploit those prime earning years.
>>19824778Based, he should bring up how he got buckbroken, how Tony bitched him, how he's a soft ass faggot, how he has no honor, how his dog KWAB'd, and how his wife was getting passed around the locker room
I don't think there's anyone that has won more in the 20s than Phil at this point.>Worked FOX into a WWE thing>Worked money mark into millions>Objectively the only guy who understood wrestling there, so quickly takes over as a top guy.>Brawl In>Brawl OUT-- which pretty much babyfaces him because Tony was a retard that couldn't handle the first one. >Gets a heroes welcome in WWE>Injured quckly (Kwab), but still heavily featured>Had the last decent blood feud with Drew>Fake Mains Mania, but arguably has higher standing than Cody who was being built around for three fucking years>Spends the year showing up and just being consistent while everyone fucks off>Clearly has creative control because he's one of the last draws they have>This does two things, one: his stories are better than the usual slop, and two, makes HHH look even worse because he's a shitty booker>Finally getting his ME with Roman and it's objectively one of the biggest matches WWE has left.>Roman and Phil are basically in full money and miles mode anyway, so will take it seriously enough where the feud is interesting and as a fuck you to HHH>No Vince for his entire timePhil got paid, gets to run through Vince's company, and gets a fuck you on HHH because he'll eventually be fired for sucking.
>>19826919phil wont fuck you tranny
>>19826771Hangman proved that Punk was a fragile body weak spirited fag that gets worked by the most basic of basic statements
>>19827016Nah. As long as you're professional, Punk doesn't give a shit. Proof inside AEW is how he let MJF speak even worst shit without problem. Same with Mox, even though Punk knew the Rocky shit was dumb as fuck, he agreed to it.The problem is that Hangma'm is a faggot who can't tell him upfront "I have a problem with you about Cabana so I'm gonna bring it up live on tv". Saying that would be acceptable for Punk and he would've had no problem with it because at least there's professional courtesy. Instead the faggot stabs from the back and then plays victim. A total pussy.
>>19827251>Punk doesn't give a shit.
Yup. Hangman and Christian are losers.
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>>19825027>plus him making friends with pretty much every other person that hated himSuch as?
>>19827329what the fuck is your point lmao
>>19825055and the comics was ass because marvel at said decade was and is still writing garbage
>>19827264Hogwheels thinks that if he pretends to dislike Hangma'am he won't be spotted.
>>19825003>And then even farther
I don't like either of them
>>19826771Punk is literally the biggest drama queen in the history of the business lol
>>19824964>real coronation>2026Let it go,The nigga sucks and it took and entire gimmick change and an entire community of background help to get anyone to care.
