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how would've vince booked randy "the ram" robinson's wwe run?
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>>19825184
Vince introduces a quirky storyline where Randy finds himself in a love triangle with two flamboyant African American wrestlers: "Charming" Chad and "Sassy" Steve. Each week, they compete for Randy's affection, leading to hilarious backstage segments where they try to one-up each other with over-the-top romantic gestures.

The "Ram-Dance" Off:
To settle the love triangle once and for all, Vince books a "Dance-Off" match. Randy, Chad, and Steve show off their best moves in the ring, complete with glitter and feather boas. The winner receives a giant penis-shaped trophy.

Tag Team Turmoil:
Randy teams up with Sassy Steve to form "The Ram-tastic Lovers." Their finishing move? The "Love Cock," a comically exaggerated double-team maneuver where they embrace their opponents in a dramatic, overly affectionate hug before tossing them out of the ring.

The Grand Finale:
The storyline culminates in a dramatic WrestleMania main event where Randy must choose between Chad and Steve. In a shocking twist, he declares himself "pan-Ram-antic," embracing love for all. The show ends with a massive group hug in the ring, as confetti rains down and the entire roster joins in, celebrating love in all its fabulous forms.
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>>19825440
KEK gay af but also really funny
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>>19825184
Solid mid carder
Feud with Hogan once
Comes back randomly for nostalgia pops and to bury Heath Slater
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>comes out to sweet child o' mine in one of the early 2010 rumbles
>crowd gigapops
>runs down the ring with an obvious limp
>irish whip + clothesline to some jobber like david otunga
>climbs to the top rope, hits the ram jam to a huge pop
>gets thrown out by some midcard heel while his back is turned
>never seen again until he starts an anti aew youtube channel / podcast a decade later



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