how would've vince booked randy "the ram" robinson's wwe run?
>>19825184Vince introduces a quirky storyline where Randy finds himself in a love triangle with two flamboyant African American wrestlers: "Charming" Chad and "Sassy" Steve. Each week, they compete for Randy's affection, leading to hilarious backstage segments where they try to one-up each other with over-the-top romantic gestures.The "Ram-Dance" Off:To settle the love triangle once and for all, Vince books a "Dance-Off" match. Randy, Chad, and Steve show off their best moves in the ring, complete with glitter and feather boas. The winner receives a giant penis-shaped trophy.Tag Team Turmoil:Randy teams up with Sassy Steve to form "The Ram-tastic Lovers." Their finishing move? The "Love Cock," a comically exaggerated double-team maneuver where they embrace their opponents in a dramatic, overly affectionate hug before tossing them out of the ring.The Grand Finale:The storyline culminates in a dramatic WrestleMania main event where Randy must choose between Chad and Steve. In a shocking twist, he declares himself "pan-Ram-antic," embracing love for all. The show ends with a massive group hug in the ring, as confetti rains down and the entire roster joins in, celebrating love in all its fabulous forms.
>>19825440KEK gay af but also really funny
>>19825184Solid mid carderFeud with Hogan once Comes back randomly for nostalgia pops and to bury Heath Slater
>comes out to sweet child o' mine in one of the early 2010 rumbles>crowd gigapops>runs down the ring with an obvious limp>irish whip + clothesline to some jobber like david otunga>climbs to the top rope, hits the ram jam to a huge pop>gets thrown out by some midcard heel while his back is turned>never seen again until he starts an anti aew youtube channel / podcast a decade later