RIP
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>>19832072tell me a lie...
>>19832072For real?
>>19832072We can bring him back to life but it will require 500 joshipedos sacrifices, their virgin blood will be enough to summon his soul back
>>19832072FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MADE ME CHECK(I'm not actually mad)
Is Dax ok?
What's the lifespan of a midget anyway? Like half of a normal human?
>>19832125She's Dax Softwood now.
>>19832133Normal lifespan if they don't had a disease.
>>19832072poor little monkey...he's gone to that big burrito stand in the sky
>>19832072WHY DIDNT YALL FIND BLUE MONKEY BLOOD
dumbass kringemonito poster
>>19832094>tony gave him an STD and killed him
>>19832179bro, I'm sorry...I tried, I really did. but kemalito bought all the blue monkey blood and he wouldn't sell me a single drop. that evil little sumbitch.
>>19832179I tried, anon... I tracked down the last Sumatran Blue-Blooded Baboon but just as I was about to put the leg drop on him the Dragongate Monkey Abuse monkey did a run in. We had a staredown, and I realized he was right. You can't trade a life for a life... Not like this... Kemonito wouldn't want it this way. So I walked away...
>>19832505why didn't you bring shingo? everybody knows he's the only one who can control the dragongate monkey abuse monkey!
>>19832522Because I think... In my heart of hearts... I knew I was wrong... I wanted to be stopped...
>>19832072
>>19832072NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19832072NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19832072HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE FUUUUUUUCK RIP