>me, butt naked, cock and balls dangling, posing in front of the bathroom mirror after i've had my shower
>>19832829joe tess...
>>19832829>buy bottle of water>does hhh entrance water spit for no reasonyeah i'm thinking i'm based
>>19832829this my stance when I cum
>>19832829I did the Oba walk while walking to my seat in the train yesterday because I thought no one was there but there were actually 3 girls who saw me
>>19832910BAWTOTGBased Anon Working the overweight Train Girls
>>19832910The fastest way to achieve zen is to always act like you're the only person in the room. While you were oblivious and free, those girls were confined to their self imposed limits.
>>19832910can guarantee their underwear was fully saturated dude
>>19832910based
>>19832910they would’ve sucked your dick right then and there if you weren’t 600lbs anon
>>19832950i saved that picholy surprisingly poignant
>>19832910>OOOOBAAAA>OOOOBAAAA>OOOOBAAAA
I was gonna call OP obese, but it's funnier if he's a spooky skeleton
>>19832829Did the Ethan Page pose into the mirror again this morning
>>19832829do the funny little Penta walk on crosswalks
>dress as shinsuke nakamura for halloween party>everyone keeps saying "do the moves anon!">start autistically flailing and dancing like shinsuke>didn't realize everyone thought i was michael jackson