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John Cena in Matchbox The Movi(...) 02/04/26(Wed)09:20:17 No.19833565

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John Cena in Matchbox The Movie exclusive on Apple TV Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)09:20:17 No.19833565 Archived

>movie based of a toy brand but ripping off Fast & Furious slop
What? Also Hot Wheels or Matchbox, which the Michaels?

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02/04/26(Wed)09:27:41 No.19833584

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>>19833565
A Matchbox movie should be PG and Cena would have been the perfect star ten years ago taking on evil Jason Statham in a less ADHD take on live action Speed Racer but instead we live in fagworld where faggots rule over everything.

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:31:02 No.19833593

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)09:31:02 No.19833593

>>19833565
You think that's weird, I watched the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots movie gradually turn into Real Steel

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:31:40 No.19833594

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)09:31:40 No.19833594

>>19833565
isnt he part of the fast and furious franchise?

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:37:38 No.19833610

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)09:37:38 No.19833610

>>19833565
Hot Wheels is the Michaels. Die cast > plastic.

Fun fact: Boys who preferred Matchbox to Hot Wheels were more likely to be gay.

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:39:10 No.19833614

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)09:39:10 No.19833614

>>19833565
me on the left

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:40:44 No.19833617

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)09:40:44 No.19833617

>>19833565
MJF should star in the Micro Machine movie

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:57:32 No.19833675

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)09:57:32 No.19833675

>>19833565
is this the most bottom of the barrel ip made into a movie yet?

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:59:49 No.19833681

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)09:59:49 No.19833681

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>>19833617
Unironically why haven't we been given a movie version of the video game with this legend?

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)10:57:08 No.19833888

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)10:57:08 No.19833888

>>19833565
>Matchbox The Movie
jesus christ

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)11:13:29 No.19833957

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)11:13:29 No.19833957

>>19833565
Hot Wheels is Hulkamania & NWO Hogan combined.
Matchbox is LOLTNA Jeff Hardy.

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)11:34:43 No.19834032

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)11:34:43 No.19834032

>>19833565
Hot Wheels is the michaels and movie looks dimeless as fuck so its gonna be great adaptation
Hot Wheels movie is also being made
>>19833594
He suicide bombed himself into traffic to save vin diesels gigamutt son
At the same time ludacris and some other nigga were drifting around international space station in a pontiac fiero