Which of the three major wrestling autists would you wanna hang out with the most and the least?Also it feels like these three represent the three different types of autism you can have.
>>19833821Dave easily, Jim would be completely intolerable to be around and TK is a bit too much of a spaz for me but I'd hit up one of his parties any day.
>>19833821Cornette is no autist compared to those two
>>19833821tony, but only because i could probably work him into giving me a cushy and high paying job.
>>19833821Cornette is the most socially adept of them, but would get triggered randomly and have a meltdown and throw you out of his house.Dave is a low function sperg who can barely speak English and would spend the whole time interjecting his own thoughts about everything.Tony is just a generic IWC nerd with a lot of money so you could probably watch old 90s wrestling with him and end up ok as long as you ignore him talking about how the match you're watching is good, but toyami ryufiju vs watanobo mitsubishi was the real match of the year
Tony because he's rich and a people pleaser so I'd get to go on his yacht
I have zero respect for people that date obese women.
>>19833852this and if you make a convincing enough argument you could probably get him to change something about the show you don't like. it amazes me that people complain about his booking when if you just tweet at him a lot he's likely to change it.
Cornette, you can just turn on wrestling or any tv show or movie, eat some burgers and banter about how shit everything is and if anything is actually good he can explain why it was good in a way you never 100 percent put together before, plus he has tons of road stories and and an archive of insane memorabilia.
>>19833842Cornette is the high functioning autist. The one that can blend into society and doesn't really reveal his autism unless you delve into his autistic hyperfixation, which is wrestling.
>>19833932Is this why people suddenly vanish from the show, new belts are constantly made, constant title changes, people hired, fired, rehired etc? He's just getting all this feedback and taking ALL of it in with no filter?
>>19833821Dave is an autist who doesn't understand jokes and will constantly correct you (and most of the time, it will be wrong) and interject. Annoying.Corny is based.TK is a dork.
>>19833821Dave, he doesn't get triggered like cornette or get you sent away like TK, plus he's inadvertently humorous
>>19833946between that and whatever goes on backstage that triggers him, probably. he literally changed someone's theme song back mid-show due to twitter feedback. you can literally book aew if you have a bunch of twitter accounts.
>>19833946He takes in all the feedback, but he just books the show like a typical fat smark. Everyone gets a belt. Instant gratification storylines. Hotshots because some guy is a meme that month, and then mothballing them because they're boring and overexposed right after. Focus on bangarinos instead of any real plan or overarching storyline.
>>19833821Cornette if I can fuck his wife and he doesn't watchDave if you gives me some juicy insider info he has never revealed like Benoit was framedTony if he gives me money or buys me shit and lets me book for a week
>>19833821Depends on what "hanging out" consists of. If I'm just stuck sitting around with them to talk then for sure Cornette. If it's going out to do shit with them then Tony because he's at least rich and I'm sure he's a nice enough guy
>tk>autistic and can't talk like a normal human>cornette>annoying leftoid and he would want me to fuck his fat wife>dave>based and we could talk about 90s mma and ajpw
>>19833821if the three of them died in a plane crash the world of wrestling would improve 300%
>>19833821Tony 100%, would probably give you a spot on the roster or a job if you made him laugh enough
