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Grand Slam Stakes In Sin City As Omega And Andrade Roll The Dice And Brody King Tests The Devil’s Luck!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from a SOLD OUT! Pearl Theater at the Palms in Las Vegas, NV
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>AEW World Champion MJF vs. Brody King in an AEW World Championship Eliminator Match
>Kenny Omega vs. Andrade El Idolo
>Ricochet (c) vs. Jungle Jack Perry for the AEW National Championship
>AEW World Trios Champion Hangman Adam Page vs. Mark Davis
>Babes Of Wrath vs. MegaBad in an AEW Women's World Tag Team Championship Eliminator Match
>Death Riders vs. Don Callis Family
>And More!

** 10 Days Out From Grand Slam Australia **
** 39 Days Out From Revolution **
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I LOVE AEW
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LETS FUCKING GO
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Where
The
Best
WRESTLE
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does andrade still do that move where he gets up on the turnbuckle and drops down and catches himself on the ropes and flips over?
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what the
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Damn Kenny loved that running Penas to the face in the corner
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AEW found their Naito
Give this nigga a tweener stable immediately
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when does andrade take off his pants
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need latina sicko gf
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Can Tony ban Callis from ringside already. C'mon man
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Insane back elbow!
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Why ain't this shit the main event?
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EL IDOLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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WHAT??????????????
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HOLY FUCK
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>>19837023
Idolomaniacbros WE WON
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BASED
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andrade getting giga push
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based Andrade with low blow
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REAL LATINO MAN
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>>19837056
Andrade is the OG ingobernable bro
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Hangman vs Andrade winner gets MJF at revolution

Legit don't know who is winning
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He mighta played dirty but good on ya Idolo
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>win
>Immediately party with putas
Based Andrade
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Andrade vs Hanger first time one-on-one
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Hangman and Kenny are going to burn down Swerve's house again.
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>>19837097
lmao
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TK gotta stop listening to twitter
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>>19837072
The World Champion is wrestling a match. That's the Main Event
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>>19837056
>AEW found their Naito
>Give this nigga a tweener stable immediately
Um........
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Kenny / Swerve finna be LIT
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race war!
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Kenny blaming swerve for his loss? During black History month??
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>>19837088
We are
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>>19837087
yeah i know, they should also get that mistico match in
grand slam mexico or forbidden door or wembley
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Kenmy just dropped the hard R
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Guessing we're getting Hangman/MJF at Revolution since it's babyface vs heel
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where's grug
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Damn. We get swerve instead of buddy. Yuck.
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sickos eating fucking GOOD tonight
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I'm getting WCW vibes. Someone throw a drink into the ring.
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>>19837088
It has to be MJF. No way they have heel vs heel headline a ppv.
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andrade cheating his way straight to the world title after all the contract shenanigans would be absolute kino
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>>19837120
What era of WCW
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>>19837116
It's in LA, I think we get Andrade vs MJF
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>god's hate in the video package
bizased
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>>19837093
Paul fumbled big time
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we cooked Kennybros
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What Did Hangma'am do in order to challenge for the world title?
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I’m about to jack the fuck off to Megan Bayne boys
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>>19837138
A beat a huge ass nigga with a big ass
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I'll say 2 back to back good dynamite episodes
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Tonedog is the fucking man bros
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>>19837128
Back before wolfpack. You'd get those Hogan and NWO screwing over WCW guys at the end and people were legit pissed.
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>>19837060
tis the dream
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>>19837093
it do be like that
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Kenny vs Swerve at Revolution
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>>19837088
Aht Rebolution, Andrade wheel be Cham-pee-on
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>>19837140
describe it in great detail
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>AEW Champion MJF vs Brodie King in a winner get a match against the AEW Champion
So this is the power of Time Out: Jacksonville’s most eligible Booker 3 years in a row Tony Khan.
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>>19837121
>It has to be MJF. No way they have heel vs heel headline a ppv.
Hangman's ass is way too boring. I'd love to see Andrade in there.
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don't listen to that homosexual we don't want to know
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>>19837159
You just reminded me the WON awards are this month
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I want to tick Stats butthole
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stat boobies
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>AEW sickos
hey thanks for the shout out
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This eliminator match feels kinda ass since it's kinda obvious Brody wins now. I'm guessing Bandido interferes.
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how bad is this episode aew transexuals? not even the top trend on x. tony forgot to pay his bots this week????
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vieja y haggarda
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>>19837159
brody should have come out in a black hoodie to attack MJF instead
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Was that supposed to be a babyface promo? Because it sure didn't feel like one.
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HOW THE FUCK DOES JOEY JANELA DO IT
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megan owes me sex, simple as
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Statlander is such a godawful promo holy fuck
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>>19837182
boobs
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Statlander is a shockingly bland champion. Also that rematch excuse is fucking awful
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>>19837150
>>19837182
want and need king sue
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That "sickos" shit sounds like some faggot shit WWE would have their fans saying.
Some corporate-mandated homo shit that the Indian employees flood the internet trying to make it viral.
Tony is a fuckin' Indian Vince.
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Megan Bayne genuinely has a ceiling that far exceeds the AEW women's discussion as it currently sits.
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bayne needs to take the title from buttlander
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Holy Shit Stat is the worst gimmick in AEW
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Megan > statlander
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i would have sexual intercourse with all of the players in this bout
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I hate this fat non-wrestlin' bitch like you wouldn't believe.
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This is the match.
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to whoever said MJF vs Hangman because it's babyface/heel Revolution is in LA and Andrade is Mexican, you can throw those dynamics out the window
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penelope never did it for me until she came back
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>naked Thekla will never scream unintelligible cuss words at you while heaving bottles at your head for severely disappointing her in the bedroom
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>>19837204
me whenever i see tony schiavone
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I hate the back of this leotard on Penelope. All that blank white space just makes it look like she's wearing a big ass diaper. It's a shame because the front is nice.
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I'll be back I have to go and apply Minoxidil on my scalp
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I love Stat but she should not be allowed to control her creative.
Someone "has" to take the mic from her.
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>>19837192
I'll take an Indian Vince over an American Tripple Snoz.
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las NALGAS de willow
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>>19837182
For me it's Persephone's thighs
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>>19837209
it's a waste unless basedrade wins
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Look at this old ass faggot referee lol
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>>19837184
he must have a massive hog, he threw it into size queen porn stars
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She's fat and nasty........
Jesus Christ she's shit.
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I don’t understand why Megan is in the tag division and not the current women’s champion
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>>19837211
I just want her to shit in my shower. https://youtu.be/JLmq4DFZxfI?si=e8QzHdu5KIoImRC0&t=107
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>>19837224
4.5 star minimum
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>>19837224
>You know Okada's shenanigans will cost Takeshita this match
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>>19837208
MAAIIII WIIIIIIIIFE
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>>19837220
>'ll take an Indian Vince over an American Tripple Snoz.
Nigga that's Vince you said you'd choose. An "Indian"....."Vince"...
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>>19837221
Willow was hotter when she was bigger
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>>19837246
I can forgive that if it means that the Don Callis family implodes as a result
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>>19837233
You shouldn't talk about your mom like that
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Harley Cameron is
repugnant
repulsive
revolting
the subhuman
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For me, it's El Hijo de Steve
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Based Nazi commercial
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>>19837238
Because they have to justify trying to get Marina Shafir over by putting her in a program with Toni Storm for four months.
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>>19837246
>mfw kazu hits take with a boomerang
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>>19837239
for me, it's Thekla pissing on me from a great height. Cackling psychotically as she does so
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My fertility kween ....
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>>19837259
you are gea
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harley's sling blade is fucking terrible
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>Megan Bayne will never breastfeed me
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you just know when thekla pisses in the toilet it sound like she frying chicken sheeeeiiiittt
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>>19837254
THIS MAN HE SPEAKS DE TROOT
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Harley so ugly goddamn
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>>19837268
While riding an Emu
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If you have big boobs I think landing on your stomach would be scary
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Why not have Harley as a manager I don't care that she's improving in the ring
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>>19837178
I dunno. That sounds dumb. Not as dumb as having to wrestle the champ for a shot to wrestle the champ. But dumb.
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Willow's body is fuckin' disgustin' man.
God this bitch has no ass.
Shit she has no shape.
And she's god fuxkin' awful at wrestling.
She's a fat bitch that has no power.
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Having an I wish Dynamite was 3 hours day
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>>19837056
And Naito found him in the past that gave him his future
kino pottery
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>>19837275
crime against Tanahashi
someone needs to have a word with her
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BASED
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>>19837294
But enough about your dad
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>Megabad wins an eliminator match
Uh, I don't feel so good Brodybros
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Eating Thekla's ass while she sucks my dick in the Spider pose.
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Bayne!
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>Baynes heaving breasts pressing down on you as you take the pin
Bros...
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You know Megan Bayne got that good pussy
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Penelope > megan
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>>19837294
Low test
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>Beat the champions in a regular match
>have to do it again
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Nice
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The problem with women's wrestling is that women are nowhere near athletic as men. They need to not have women's wrestling be spot fests as it just leads to botches.
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>>19837295
me 2
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Harley Cameron is heinous
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>>19837256
But will Fletcher leave with him?
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>>19837296
We'll take Himoru as the first member of LOE.
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>>19837312
yeah. problem?
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PAY ATTENTION TO A PROMO /PW
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Tony Khan is cool enough, I guess. I actually met Tony at an indie show, he was there to cheer on Kyle Fletcher. Truly is a nice dude, we talked for few minutes. Then I shook his hand goodbye and whispered in his ear,
>"I'm an E-God, bitch."

Tony's brown face turned white as a ghost. He knows exactly who we are. And then he turned to scurry away so I slapped him so hard my hand went numb. Broke his glasses too, that's why he wears the new ones.

His butt buddy Orange Julius was there too, looked like he was about to do something, so I just pointed at him and said,
>"No."
Then I slapped Tony again and walked away laughing. People were screaming " all security!", but Tony stopped them,
>"Please don't, he's an E-God. They're too powerful."
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>Silvie
Get some new material you bald faggot.
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kek schizo Ciampa is over with me
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>>19837294
I was just typing thing. She’s kind of like Nia Jax with all the sliders turned down to more shit
>uglier
>fatter
>blacker
>weaker
>dimesless-er
>doesn’t do funny botches does sad botches
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Dimes match
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>didn't forward roll away
one job
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>>19837259
>>19837294
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>Scorpio Sky on Collision
I am no longer tuning in on Saturday
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Megan is getting fatter than Willow and you still simp over her? Grim
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>>19837308
I know for a fact she does (from personal experience)
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>>19837334
Is that their dad in the middle?
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no pop whatsoever for jungle goy lol
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this episode of dynamite has had more in ring action on it than the average WWE ppv in 2025 lmao
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>>19837339
hello Joey
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RicoGOAT
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>>19837337
>Winner gets a Ps3
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Anime cosplay midget chud midcard for life faggot
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>>19837343
based tonedog
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is that how many Tessa shoved up his ass?
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>>19837332
Willow clears Nia and Meghan.
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So why is this fedophile seething so much tonight?
Is it because Dynamite beats RAW every week?
Is it because Slopdown gets no milly?
Is it because Royal Fumble was a huge flop?
Is it because Trump was outed as a child rapist and murderer?
So many possibilities...
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>>19837340
Stepdad
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the tonedog is bringing in some fresh hoes soon
who we want?
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>>19837343
Must be a wednes ending in day
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Ah status?
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DAVID BIXENSPAN SPOTTED IN CROWD LMFAO
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>jungle kwab
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>19837359
or it's because Hulk Hogan is BURNING IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY LMAOOOOOO
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BALD
A
L
D
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>>19837368
He's posting in the thread rn >>19837359
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>>19837363
PK
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>>19837368
yjk it smells bad in his vicinity
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>>19837366
Haaaaa!
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>>19837363
Every single woman that's left TNA in the last month
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>>19837343
>this episode of dynamite has had more in ring action on it than the average WWE ppv in 2025 lmao
No it fucking hasnt you little cockstain. I can jump off a cliff with the rest of your little flippers. Go, go jump off the fucking cliff.Go fuck the gay little bottom boy you little homo
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>Youtube got rid of list view for Subscriptions
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>19837368
DOWN SINCE
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Ricochet is a lucky man
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>>19837363
Bayley would make for some good storylines and I feel she's kinda throwaway nowadays in WWE.
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WWE jobber is going over all of AEW’s top guys LMAO
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>>19837359
shut your fucking mouth before you get to smack the fuck up you dumbass, autistic piece of shit
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>>19837381
>I can jump off a cliff with the rest of your little flippers
please do lmao
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>>19837325
Nope. We all remember that famous wrestling quote
>If you want to be the man
>you have to beat the man
>then you have to wait until another leg of a tournament eliminator resolves to once again beat the same man
>then truly you will be the man
Brilliant booking
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>>19837388
DAY ONE BIX
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>No it fucking hasnt you little cockstain. I can jump off a cliff with the rest of your little flippers. Go, go jump off the fucking cliff.Go fuck the gay little bottom boy you little homo
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>Tony just sitting there bored
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>>19837387
This seriously works me. This design doesn't make sense anywhere other than smart TVs.
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Ricochet's got no black friends; this nigga's a fuckin' fag.
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rico's trunks look like a jimmy john's ad
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>>19837397
Shut the fuck up cunt.
Your little fucking cunt hurts dont it
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>>19837391
her contract is up later this year and has a guaranteed offer
from a historic perspective, she should be an aew wrestler because of her shimmer cred
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>>19837415
She should have a horny tia gimmick
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AEW SUCKS FUCKING SHIT!
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>beat the current Champion to get a shot at the Belt
>"UUUUURGH MY DRONEY PEA BRAIN CAN'T TAKE IT DURRRRRR URRRRRRGH"
rEtard
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Oh
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>>19837420
I am in favour of this Moné nepohire
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>>19837424
>Your champion is jobbing
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Ricochet showing some power
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>>19837420
she would quickly become the locker room tia that the aew girls could use
her offscreen would actually be more of a boon than her wrestling on tv
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go ricochet kill jungle fag
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Where'd the dinosaur go
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Why the FUCK this the main event,?
Im not going lie AEW is so so so fucking bad. So fucking badd
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>>19837352
>1751768588930931.gif
How can you unironically like this mothafucka man?
No one outside of wrestling takes this nigga seriously or even knows of his existence.
Only wrestling fans acknowledge this nigga's existence.
We're worse than Snyder fans.
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YOU GOT THIS SCAPEGOAT
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Would Rhea get over in AEW?
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When do they post the episodes on hbo. Don’t have cable unfortunately
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>>19837325
It doesn’t make any sense to wrestle the champion for the right to wrestle him again. Non title defenses in general are stupid but they should be used to resolve some sort of plot point or like when they do the blackout unsanctioned gimmick. A grudge or a callout where the champ can’t back down but it would be unrealistic to give the other guy a shot at the belt. In this case the contender is wrestling the champ for the right to wrestle the champ. If he’s good enough to beat the champ why would he need to do it twice? He’s In a tournament for the belt he clearly is being presented as being of the caliber to challenge for the belt. the Statefarm Life Insurance Fight promoter of 2025 should understand this
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>>19837430
>>19837439
>Trying to get real friendly with Negative One
Why would she do this?
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>A show where Kenny Omega wrestled a singles match is being main evented by Jungle Boy
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>>19837451
replays usually go upload once the episode ends
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>>19837449
pretty much everyone except jericho and cody can get over in aew
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>Why the FUCK this the main event,?
>Im not going lie AEW is so so so fucking bad. So fucking badd
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This Dynamite rules, I feel like they're finally getting back to the party atmosphere that made them great
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>>19837354
>Meghan
Meghan who? Megan Bayne?
Nigga you wish.
Stop bein' Indian.
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So many kickouts lol. This is the first AEW match ive watched in over a year and I remember why I stopped watching. This just a retarded fucking spotfest.
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>>19837451
you can watch live on max. otherwise the episodes go up fairly quick after it ends.
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>>19837456
This isn't the main event
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This match is a case of the irritating force meeting an unlikeable object
Why can't they both lose
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>>19837456
REAL GLASS YEAAAA
CRY ME A RIVER
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>>19837465
we dont want or need you
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>>19837456
mjf is main eventing
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Based Ricochet
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we love our founding fathers don't we folks
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>>19837456
This isn't the Main Event you fat retard
MJF vs Brody King is.
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THE ELITE THE THE ELITE
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAA
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based fuck perry
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WHO WILL STOP THIS BALD MENACE!!!
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>>19837462
Why is her head so hard, she part Samoan?
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CM Punk won
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>>19837482
>>19837469
Oh really? Well I'm tuning out just like most other people are LMAO. too fucking long of a show. Fuk this
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Wtf
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>>19837453
>It doesn’t make any sense to wrestle the champion for the right to wrestle him again.
Modern booking man.
They had this bitch (Rachel Rodriguez) wrestle in the fucking Royal Rumble, and then FACE the champion the next fucking night.
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>3 way tag contenders match out of nowhere
lmao
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lol wut
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damn they gonna kill that bald nigga in the production truck
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Breaking Bad shit
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sickos content
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>>19837490
Did he tho ?
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the coldest white boy in the game!!
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>>19837495
>"wildcard" for a number one contenders match
it gets dumber somehow
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>>19837468
Oh didn’t realize you could watch it live thanx
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bam margera will save darby
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I think that, Tony needs stop fucking doing overrun hes going get in trouble with WBD he keep fucking getting greedy he cant keep doing over run hes going get them taken away
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why is some guy who doesn't work there allowed to beat up the tv production people?
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the tag division is super fucked over by Edge and Christian vanishing
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>Darby left in the desert alone
>without even a skateboard
Darby bros...
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Clark still giving me Jericho PTSD
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is this show 3 hours?
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*mimics breaking bad intro*
BOWWWWN BOW BOWWWWWWWWWWW

DUN DUN
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>>19837220
>Tripple
Yeah, you would choose an Indian, wouldn't you my saar
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the announcers sound incredibly concerned about that angle..
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gabe kidd is twisted fr
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>9:55
>Commercial break and then two entrances and a match
God dammit
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>>19837512
He bought a ticket
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>>19837512
Cuz he's white
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>Play time's over, sit down and shut up. Later on tonight, there's gonna be a match for the tag team titles between the Acolytes and X-Pac & Kane, whatever whatever, it's not important. The fact of the matter is, this Sunday at Summerslam the winner of that match will come face to face with this. And to make sure that my man was right, this week I put him to the test. I had Paul Bearer call out to California - San Fernando Valley to some associates of ours at the Local 81 - Paul said we're gonna need two bikes for a ride in the desert.

>The guy said 'Brother Paul, now we know that the Dead Man can handle it, but I don't know about the Big Show. It's August, it's 120 degrees in the middle of Death Valley.' He says 'the only things that survive in the desert are the cold-blooded...the snakes and the lizards.' Paul said 'that's all right, and in one of those bikes that you're setting up for us, I want you the Big Show to only have enough gas to get to the middle of the desert and not get back.'

>So we're on our way - we get to the middle of Death Valley - 120 degrees, the Big Show's bike runs out of gas. And I pull up next to him and I ask him this question: 'It's 120 degrees, how are you gonna survive?' He looks me straight in the eyes, without hesitation, he says 'I'm gonna wait 'til you go to sleep, I'm gonna stab you in the back, I'm gonna cut your flesh off, make a coat out of it, and I'm gonna eat YOUR flesh until I find food.' I said 'Good answer big man, but I don't sleep,' and I drove off and left him. I waited on the outskirts of the desert. Two days later, he walks out with a snake necktie and lizard boots, carryin' his Harley-Davidson on his shoulder. The point of the story is this. What used to be known as SummerSlam will now be known as Armageddon, and whoever shows up...will be hurt.
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Butcher and Blade are supposed to return but I dunno if they would as wildcards
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30 minute overrun?
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>>19837515
What if Cope and Christian are the Wild Cards?
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>>19837491
You will stay ITT continuing to seethe like a bitch like you have all night long
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>>19837505
Imagine all the moon face puss he got
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>>19837505
This shirt would be based af if it was text only
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The only funny man in the world is 99 years old.
Saying "grim" at this point is just.....
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cope and christian ain't coming back until all in
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I think that, tony must of done some weird bad stuff when he was kid and this made shad shelter him and stunt his growth. he tried to touch his mom or dog or some thing like that.
Hes dad is definitely ashame of him he should read this sign
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Darby No!
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>>19837534
Most likely 10-15
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remember that night bitchtits was crying about the overrun because it made him shit his pants?
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>>19837546
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>>19837551
nigga u like 1 hour behind
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BUDDY
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>Cutting to commercial before the main event at 9:56 EST
Oh Tony
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Genuinely what is the point of eliminator matches
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>>19837546
I think tony tried touch his sister desu
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>God's Hate
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>>19837561
Buddy is having sex with his wife AT HOME
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this show did not feature enough julia 2bh
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>I think that, tony must of done some weird bad stuff when he was kid and this made shad shelter him and stunt his growth. he tried to touch his mom or dog or some thing like that.
>Hes dad is definitely ashame of him he should read this sign
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>>19837559
Nigga I'm not behind and these gay ass captchas and post timers always be fucking with me, so SYBAU
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My money’s on the wolf nigga, but this fruity guy looks like a cheat
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NEW THREAD
>>19837577
>>19837577
>>19837577
>>19837577
>>19837577
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SURPRISE ASSWANG
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>>19837494
I think they had Gunther retire AJ Styles then come out 30th in the Rumble to get tossed out by Roman. Something about the non title match for the right to challenge for the belt is extra retarded though. I’m pretty sure Vince had booked it several times as If the challenger wins he becomes #1 contender, which duh, there’s a name for someone who beats the champ, it’s called the new champ.

Tony unironically should know better. He’s being too cute with it because technically it’s for a shot at the belt at PPV and MJF doesn’t 100 percent have to be the champ by that time. It’s still very dumb.
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>>19837540
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>>19837592
Take this (you) and go fuck yourself
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I don't know if MJF agrees with them
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FUCK ICE
>FUCK ICE
FUCK ICE
>FUCK ICE
FUCK ICE
>FUCK ICE
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How can you take a show seriously when a kike is your goddamn champion, and when a guy that sounds like a fag is the challenger.
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BASED
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MJF bros...
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>Defending eliminator matches when your champion just jobbed in 2 minutes
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This is Vince shit.
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That was a smooth back elbow
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WOOF
>WOOF
WOOF
>WOOF
WOOF
>WOOF
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EXCELLENT SHOW
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>>19837664
Brody is going to get killed in the championship match



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