KEK WHAT A BITCH!Summer of ’92, heat soaked the streetDid he walk? Did he talk? Did he move discreet?Tallest man on the block, couldn’t fit in the frameWrong turn, dark alley, never quite the sameHe stood pure like legends, never thought he’d foldBut the night had plans and his luck ran coldYears go by, now the rumors circulateGraffiti stories on a chain-link gateAnd there’s that summer, whispered uncontrolledIn the margins of the block — yeah, his butt was sold[Chorus]His butt was soldDeshawn whipped out his poleKevin took it in the butthole(Kevin took it in the butthole)His butt was soldDeshawn whipped out his poleKevin took it in the butthole(Kevin took it in the butthole)Whispers passed under flickering lightWhile he’s thinkin’ “man, this don’t feel right”He was stiff, tried playin’ it coolEvery step breakin’ a streetwise ruleHe was shakin’ in his steel-toed solesWhen the circle laughed and took controlSomethin’ heavy had a hold that nightWhen the alley closed in tightThose long dark shadows, too bold to ignoreStreetlight flickered — a figure exposed his poleThe block leaned in, the moment took hold“Kek what a bitch,” yeah, the story was told[Chorus]Na, na, na-na-na-naNa-na-na, na-na-na-na-na (4x)Yeah now, listenIt’s okay, he understandsThis ain’t no safe or friendly landHe hopes that when the night’s unrolledHe’ll laugh it off when stories get oldTake the long way, yeah he willNever trust alleys, crates, or thrillsOne bad bend, pride overloadConfidence bent, gravity boldA part of him has just been rippedThe pages from his mind are strippedWolfie seethed from the corner, coldOh no, he can’t deny itOh yeah, the block’ll never drop it[Chorus]Na, na, na-na-na-naNa-na-na, na-na-na-na-na(All right, all right, one, two, three, four)Na, na, na-na-na-naNa-na-na, na-na-na-na-na (x3)His butt was sold DeShawn whipped out his pole Kevin took it in the buttholeKevin took it in the butthole
>>19839215Shut the fuck up dude. Already confirmed that this didn't happen. Also Nash is a bigger draw than Eddie and Bryan combined.
>>19839219>>19839215>92
>>19839215WOLFKEK BTFO. NASH TOOK IT UP THE SHITTER BY SEVERAL BLACK MEN IN THE STEAMING SUMMER OF 1992
>>19839770yeah i be thinking it shoot true>>19839219name one (1) nash main event that drew more than wm30
>>19839219>Eddie: Loved by millions to this day, talented and sorely missed ring technician>Bryan: Loved by millions to this day, talented and dearly loved ring technicianNash: BLACKED, gaped, and blown out shitter people struggle to even recognize.
Question:Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?
>>19839219>Already confirmed that this didn't happen
>>19839219>Already confirmed that this didn't happen.Mr. Wolf...I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS
>>19839219
HUH, KEVIN R. NASH? YEAH WHY RAPED AND GAPED
>>19840831Oh shit its real? I thought it was just a goof, poor guy
>>19841076Yeah, he admitted it >>19840344
>>19841076afraid so
>>19839215
>>19841971og nashposter here, I shoot love and respect frictionposting!!!
Kevin was raped, gaped, railed, reamed, creamed, buck broken and sissified
asshole status?
>>19839219>Shut the fuck up dudeNa, na, na-na-na-naNa-na-na, na-na-na-na-naNa, na, na-na-na-naNa-na-na, na-na-na-na-naNa, na, na-na-na-naNa-na-na, na-na-na-na-naHis butt was sold(Na, na, na-na-na-na)DeShawn whipped out his pole(Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na)Kevin took it in the butthole (Na, na, na-na-na-na)Kevin took it in the butthole (Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na)
I can see you, your brown skin shining in the sun
>>19840831things took a sharp turn when the aggressor was publicly unmasked
>>19844511>>19839215Stone cold's popper master Booker T texted me right now. We're gonna need to strip naked, fucking get that summabitch popper bottle, stroke my fuckin' dong and give my popper master 20 popper hits.Stone cold always obeys stone cold's mandingo popper master. Gimmie a hell yeah!I fuckin' love jackin my greasy poppered dong!
>>19839215why didn't he come out?
>>19839215ANAL RAPE, BAY BAY!
>>19839215kwab
no slide
>>19839215Kevin Nash? The Raped One? Big Raped? Big Daddy Raped? Vinnie Rapedass? The Detroit Dicksucker? Kevin "I got raped in the sweltering summer of '92 kek what bitch" Nash? The Rape Victim?
>>19845464Afraid so
