who is the michaels?
Connery, Moore, Brosnan.
>>19841552Maybe it's because of my age and the time I grew up, but The Architect has always seemed like the perfect one.
>>19841552The Michaels: Paerce BrosmanThe Janelly: Danial Craig
>>19841552timothy dalton because license to kill is my favorite bond movie
>>19841570fpbp
>>19841552Michaels - ConneryDemi-Michaels - Dalton & Craig.Jannetty who had a great match because it was scripted for Michaels - Lazenby. Jannetty - MooreJannetty who had one good match because it was scripted for Michaels then decided to be the worst version of Jannetty - Brosnan.
>>19841552Brosnans the Michaels, nothing will top the movie N64 game combo of Golden Eye
>>19841603>those 2 ladies were mid at the timeBros, how have women gotten increasingly ugly over the years?
>>19841552Connery is a true chad and undeniably the Michaels. Everyone else is the Jannetty and their Bond movies are unwatchable
>>19841570>>19841673Particularly Roger, but the others are still in the Eras of Shaun stable
>>19841871[Their] machinations are ratcheting up
>>19841603i wanted to absolutely smash talisa soto
>>19841603Dalton is easily the best & closest to how Bond is in the books. Living Daylights is my favourite Bond film, then License To Kill. Goldeneye is great but the cold war and spy era is over by Brosnan taking over and the rest of his are just mid. Craig is the Jennette, sucks as Bond and all his movies are plain shit or wannabe Jason Bourne shit. Moore is fun and has some classics but gets too old for the part. Connery is based but his movies are really dated in terms of special effects and gadgets etc.
There is no Michaels.Connery's the Hogan.Moore's the Flair.Lazenby is Luger on the Lex Express.Dalton is the Brett.Brosnan is the Austin (whether you like it or not).Craig is flippy shit.
>>19841552I wish hollyjew could adapt the Jack Ryan series a bit better, Amazon tried but somehow stopped after just two seasons, who knows if they are making a 3rd one
>>19842291lazenby was the main inspiration for austin powers so he will always be over with me also i love the xr7
>>19841552Thought this was the rat pack
>>19841603>cute Yankee tomboy tsundere>Hot Latina semen demonBond movies used to be the most based shit ever. i can't believe what that blonde midget faggot did to it. RIP. At least we have the memories. I'd highly recommend Licence to Kill, it's 10/10. Daniel Craig is eternal KWAB. dalton/brosnan is the rock and Austin of Bond.
>>19841571agreed, gotta give him that he airport tests the best whatever is said of his run of stories, and gave us freakin seth's michaels version
Connery, Dalton and Brosnan triple Michaels
There's only one bond who did the mildly gay cock and ball torture scene. Who's the michaels? The one who did the mildly gay cock and ball torture scene ofc. /thread too easy.
>>19843635>I think it was a gay torture scene
>>19843635reminder Daniel Craig shoot said he goes to gay bars to 'get in less fight'highly suspect
>>19843635https://youtu.be/iEh0FCYw3Dk?si=zeXdmLCJ32tiDRro
>>19841570Correct
>>19843660The Michaels Doctor.
>>19841571He could've taken over in the 80's. Pierce should've gotten the run after View to a Kill. Everyone thought he was such a shoo-in for the role and was even doing Diet Coke commercials playing off of that. But I think, much like Tom Selleck not being able to take the Indiana Jones role, his TV deal kept him for taking the Bond role. Poor Dalton was like Bautista and Brosnan was Bryanvat WMXXX. Timothy did a good job, but no one really wanted to admit it then because they all wanted Bronson in that spot.
craig was far and away the ugliest bond
>>19841570This
>>19841570Pierce, Connery and Casino CraigI care not for Moore
The architect and Connery
>>19841603Both Dalton films are the GOAT bond movies
>>19841570Definitive
>>19844368I'm hearing 'architectchads' are buying lengths of rope in record numbers since ozempic debutedthoughts?
>>19841552are you stalking mefor shoot i was going to start the bond franchise in like 30 minutes but just decided to check peedub for my first time in a week and i see this wtfshould i just watch in release order?
>>19841570It's this. People say Craig was more hardcore and realistic, but no. When you really watch how Connery's version acts and reacts, at least before Diamonds, he's the one. Craig's Bond is scared of villainous and stubborn women. Connery's slaps the shit out of anyone getting in his way, women included.
>>19841552Dalton
Why don't they just do a one off Bond with older Brosnan. And make it nostalgic. Dont make it all fucking slick and gay like the Craig films. Make it retro.Old Man Bond comes out of retirement for a one off. Then they can fuck off and make whatever shite new Bond they want
>>19844389I’ve started from the first one and working my through them since they all dropped on Jewflix
>>19844440Didn’t he say he wanted to do this? I remember reading that one time
>>19841552need to see them kill a bunch of joshipedos and fuck their waifus as they die
>>19844543He even wrote a treatment, the studios were forced to discard it after Brosnan refused to cut the 90 minute BBW orgy
>>19841552Wrestling memes aside Dalton is the truest depiction of bond in terms of faithfulness to the source material/character. The ones who were the most entertaining were Connery and Brosnan though
>>19841552Sean Connery is the Michaels, Lazemby is the misguided and mismanaged transitional champ, Roger Moore is the Hulkamania Hogan, Dalton is the underappreciated Hart, Brosman is the Cena, Craig is the one hit wonder nu-champ that turned out supergay - I'd say the Cody... well the did take the shaft from The Rock so it's most accurate equivalent champ I can think of.
>>19841603I love the V8 Vantage
>>19846059Best interpretation so far
>>19841552None of them because James Bond is lame as fuck
How the fuck is this thread still up but the MST3K one got taken down?
Henry
>ConneryFlawless career until he pulled a Crown Jewel with Diamonds are Forever.>LazenbyUnsanctioned match but it was SS02 and he somehow pulled off the jeans and cowboy boots for one night.>MooreComedy gimmick but it got over and you have to respect the longevity.>DaltonWorked the marks into a shoot which was mistaken for go away heat until he retired and got his flowers.>BrosnanGreat look, strong debut, but ended up carrying jabronis for most of his run.>CraigThe Jannetty.
>>19846133jan-etty
Craig's movies apart from his first one and maybe Skyfall are so fucking bad.
>Lets just go and take out the England out of equation>Fact is Alec that you got the GoldenEye AND I WANT IT
>>19843635carried by based Mads
*wall shatters*
Off topic thread.
>>19846319>Great look, strong debut, but ended up carrying jabronis for most of his run.Great theme toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr2S0YgXWjA
>>19846185He's too bland when he plays good guys. But when it comes to antiheroes... Really liked Cavill in picrel
>>19847009i have never heard about this movie or see people talk about it
>>19847115It's another jewish ww2 revenge fantasy like inglorious bastards.
>>19844389Yeah just watch in release order, don't bother with the non-Eon movies
>>19846981The most outlandish thing about this movie was believing that Denise Richards was a scientist even if she was chosen mostly because she's eye candy.
>>19842291Dude, just say it. Daniel Craig is Kenny Omega.
>>19841552Idris Elba
>>19846490That's the thing though, Casino Royale (or as I call it, Bond Begins,) and Skyfall are all-timers. Even if the other 3 are crap, those 2 get Millennials to call Craig the best Bond.
>>19849146Skyfall is very overrated
>>19841552Skyfall drew the most dimes. And Craig's work rate was top notch.
>>19843635Based heel with a based gimmick turns out to be a henchman of a stable and immediately gets jobbed out when he was about to go over the face. Shit booking!
>>19847009This is the first I've heard about this movie.
>who was the michaelsPlot twist : he's yet to act in a bond movie but obviously it's Martin Freeman
>>19843706based analysis, too bad brosnan was saddled with comically bad bond plots after goldeneye
>>19849507He's like Cena, drew dimes but ruined the franchise>What if we did Bourne but Dark Knightand you took all the fun out of the series
>>19841570FPBP
>>19849583Tomorrow Never Dies was good fuck youWorld is Not Enough is okayDie Another Day never happened
>>19849507>And Craig's work rate was top notch.Bond isn't supposed to be a rolling, running, and jumping work rate guy
>>19849659Die Another Day is annoying. Like Denise Richards in The World is Not Enough, Halle Berry drags the movie down. The entire Iceland sequence is just awful. Toby Stephens is wasted on that dumb obsession media had at the turn of the millennium with making North Korea into the new big scary country. Madonna theme is bad too. That said, it might be Brosnan's best performance.
>>19841552I have only watched Craig bond movies irl.. Any other comes id change the channel.. Always thought it was boomer cringe
>>19846963Many gay people are saying this.
>>19849713Reminder that they were very close to going through with a Jinx spin off series
>>19849671>Bond isn't supposed to be a rolling, running, and jumping work rate guyAll the movies before Craig's run featured all that.....
Yo man OP here. What the fuck? 80 replies. I just realized I posted the wrong fucking image man! Here's the correct one. Sorry dudes.
>>19849822It's Brett and it's not even a contest.
>>19849848Eh. Wrong. Benedict cumberland and Martin Freeman are the best that ever was
>>19849853You actually kinda made me mad for a second.
>>1984982208, 09, or 10Sherlock Holmes should not be an old man nor a balding KWABlette
Would his son make a good Bond?
>>19846319You forgot >Neil ConneryWho played agent Double 007
I will pirate it but I don't like what I saw in the trailers, it has a lot of reddit humor and of course Bond superiors are minorities.
>>19841552Michaels wishes he was any Bond.And probably with any Bond. And Vince.
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like in the territory days
