>insanely strong>fantastic stamina>good looks>inherently charismatic >can turn any punishments into gimmicks that are over>can work as heel and face >limitless potentialWhat's keeping him from winning a title? Is it really just his height?
Yea
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>>19845840>What's keeping him from winning a title?Shit bookingThe height shouldn't be a problem to win a midcard belt but he's too good, too versatile and yeah, too short, so they just endlessly use him to get shit over at his own expense and it works every single time because he's great so they just keep doing it But he should be a main eventer, not even a midcard belt holderHe should have won the IC belt from Gunther, it did fuck all for Sami or GuntherHe should have been pushed after World's Collide but he got injuredI hope this time they'll do it, he was on every show before getting injured, got the Lucha circus off to the best start they could hope for, it's time to actually fucking push him
>>19845840i'm gonna be honest. he has a dimeless face. i don't know how else to describe it
>>19845840He's a bit walled now
>>19845840>Could have been the one to dethrone Gunter - nope >Turns heel and could have won the IC from Sami - nope >The crowd is dying to see Otis finally stand up to Chad..Otis just kind of pushes him over once and they have a throwaway match months later >Gets hurt and Kaiser does the Grande gimmick better
>>19845840Never cared much for him until I saw him at a house show a few years ago. He and Miz were the only ones hamming it up and giving the crowd their money's worth. Everyone else was just phoning it in their rehearsed little gymnastics.
>>19845963Kaiser's take on the gimmick only worked because of what Chad did but Chad's version is fucked now, has no purpose anymore since the feud in Mexico is face Americano vs. heel VikingoThere's no obvious program to slot him into, they could give him the US belt but without Ilya around that title I don't give two shitsNone of the other titles have much to do with him right now, unless they really have something in store it looks grim
>>19845996I mean, it helps that Kaiser can actually speak Spanish or has enough of a grasp on the language to pass.
>>19845840makes too many always sunny references in promos
>>19845927I get what you're saying.
>>19845840This is the rare case of unironically going to AEW would actually be for the best.
>>19845840it's crazy to think that if he was 2 inches taller he'd be a multi time world champion.also, fuck sami zayn. he needs a belt in 2026 for sure, but i don't know which.the IC is being held hostage by dom and will probably go to finn later in the year, that feud doesn't move me.i think putting him on smackdown and winning the US would be better, it would get him away from the lucha vortex which he is constantly in danger of getting trapped in. but they brought back EGA before chad gable, so maybe he's already trapped.
>>19845840>insanely boring>fantastic stamina (nobody cares this isn't the Olympics it's fake fighting for children and autistic adults) >roided manlet looks>inherently repellent to charisma>any punishments turn him into an unfunny comedy jobber with go away heat>cant work as heel and face>no potential to begin withFtfy opes
>>19846852ospreay outright said he wants gable to come over. if he wanted to, he could make the jump for sure.
>>19846860we don't describe ourselves here.
SHOOOOOOOOOSH!
>>19845840here's the crazy thing about Gable, he's a legitimate shooter with legit wrestling credentials which is a great thing to utilize for credibility. look at Wolf Aaron in NJPW, he's fat and ugly and literally has tits. but because he's an established shooter, people respect him anyway. WWE could be doing the same thing with Gable, and it would maybe work better because Gable is not fat nor ugly, nor does he have tits. instead he just gets comedy gimmicks. huge waste.
SSSSHHHHOOORRRRTTT!
he is a yes man bitch that never says no to dogshit ideas because of that he will never be the guy
>>19847040aaron isnt ugly though
>>19845840I legitimately think Kurt angle ruined anyone else who comes from a shoot amateur background, especially when they try to make them goofy heels. Just seems like a poor man’s Kurt. Even talented guys like Gable.
>>19849293kurt angle got booked to be a threat to anyone at any given momentstart booking gable that way and things are far more likely to fall into place
>>19846852He's a legit, serious wrestler, they always come to much fanfare in AEW then nothingThe main event scene is even more locked up over there than WWE, it literally hasn't moved in ages and it's all indie goofs NJPW wanabe shit, no way he'd make it
>>19846072Kaiser is weirdly fluent in multiple languages (Eng, Ger, Esp obviously) and a good grasp of several others like Italian, French, and some Russian.
>>19849293kurt is, without exaggeration, the greatest wrestler of all time. there's no way anyone could live up to him if they're typecast in an even slightly similar niche. gable was NGMI.having said that, though gable is a lost cause, don't fret. we have kurt's true successor banging it out in developmental as we speak.
>>19850673She needs a bombastic personality, or she's a flop.
>>19850597holy polygloti
>>19850673Kendal is gonna be great but she should stay the fuck away from the shoot wrestler gimmick and just try to get her own personality over rather than whatever they're feeding her on NXTAlso she still has the fucking evolve belt but I want to see her have matches with the current top stars, especially as they're getting every interesting girl on NXT to the main roster (sorry Wren)it's some sad shit
>>19850701She has wren for that
>>19845840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du6CgA4Yb5A
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>>19845996Kaiser does it better for many reasons. But the big one everyone wants to ignore is size. Larger than life means exactly that and when he's doing this satirical superman of the people gimmick, Kaiser being 6'3 with natural athleticism does exactly that in Mexico. Especially when standing beside little geeks like Vikingo.People think because wrestling is fake that the height filter shouldn't apply. But it absolutely should. It's supposed to be a spectacle. It's why women's sports will always fail. Because 90% of the men in the crowd think they could do it better and at least 50% of them absolutely could.
>>19851952women's wrestling has a different appeal to mens wrestling. the fact that you still repeat the same talking points about it shows you don't understand culture or how the average person brain works. people watch women's wrestling for bitchy drama, hot chicks and a product that takes itself less seriously than mens wrestling. the more lonely men get due to how society is the more women's wrestling will continue to grow in popularity. theres a very real chance it completely supplants mens wrestling solely because of men being locked out of the dating market
>>19851970women need to be enslaved, their stupidity has grown to a point where it has enslaved all the world to their nonsensical whims and the species cannot even continue. why was the human species cursed with the dumbest and most utterly helpless females? you don't see this in other animals. only among humans is the female so completely useless and parasitic.
>>19851970>people watch women's wrestling for bitchy drama, hot chicks and a product that takes itself less seriously than mens wrestling.Except they got rid of the hot chicks and replaced them with ugly cows playing badass and demanding to be taken as seriously as the men.
Do incels poltards really need to spew their retarded shit in Gable threads tooFucking rub one out jesus
I was sure he was gonna be the next big thing back in NXT but I guess if company just doesnt want to get behind you, you just can't make itunless you're Danielson
>>19845840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntNKsw8a9cM
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>>19852065facts. it's just like every aspect of the modern world. women get everything they want by complaining all day long, but if a man has a complaint they tell us to shut the fuck up and eat another mouthful of shit. and then we have to listen to the most pampered and entitled creatures in history telling us about how oppressed they are and how we need to do even more for them. the big problem is that western women are spoiled. theyve had it far too easy and been given far too much for far too long. they want men to do literally everything for them but they won't do shit for us.
>>19852115Will you people ever stop whiningWhat a fucking pussy
>>19851952>Kaiser being 6'3 with natural athleticismyea fucking right. he could be 6'6 and he'd still look like a dorky fag because of his long neck and narrow shoulders. legitimately, he looks like a gay man. same as ricky saints, who, believe it or not, is in fact as tall as punk. even Priest looks way smaller than he is because he just doesn't have the frame to be anything other than a lankletsomeone like roided AJ legitimately looks bigger than kaiser.>>19852083holy shit is gable good. in the same league as lesnar, only, you know, relative to his unfortunate size.
>>19852122if it were a woman making a complaint, you would be falling all over yourself to comply with her demands and console her, and you know it.
>>19852130you're a pathetic bitchGet a grip
>>19852138you have no logical response to any of this, all you can do is use feminine shaming tactics. typical foid behavior. completely unable to deal with criticism because you think you're a princess lol.
>>19852150You're a pathetic bitch whining about not getting a hug because of women in a professional wrestling threadFuck off
>>19852156again, total bullshit with no actual response. this is what i hate about conversing with women, they are incapable of real conversation because they take every statement and try to twist it into something completely different. this is why you didn't have rights for most of human history. we try to treat you like equals but it doesn't work because all you cunts want to do is lie.
Aight get fucked nigger
