TNT Title Triple Threat, Champions Speak, Parking Lot Violence, And More On A Loaded Night Of Action!...Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from a SOLD OUT! Pearl Theater at the Palms in Las Vegas, NV8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!>Tommaso Ciampa (c) vs. Roderick Strong vs. Claudio Castagnoli in a 3-Way Match for the TNT Championship>Exclusive Post Match Comments From AEW World Champion MJF!>We'll Hear From AEW Women's World Champion Kris Statlander!>GOA vs. The Young Bucks [Winners Move On To 3-Way Tag Team #1 Contenders Match On Dynamite!]>The Rascalz vs. Eddie Kingston & Ortiz vs. Big Bill & Bryan Keith vs. GYV in a Parking Lot Fight>Thekla In Action!>Skyflight vs. Death Riders>AEW World Trios Champion Kevin Night vs. Scorpio Sky>Mina Shirakawa vs. Viva Van ** 7 Days Out From Grand Slam Australia **** 36 Days Out From Revolution **
>>19852574BASED
>dante gets to tag with his gf Must be nice. Buddy.
>>19852574>Marina>barefoot EUfag here, I will now get drunk and stay up to 3am to watch this
>Mina v Vivawelp, time to whip it out
saw someone point out that those anti-ICE chants on AEW might’ve done more to show people there’s a real alternative to WWE than anything Tony has ever booked. Probably true. Would be interesting to see if they get a bump from this.more casual viewers are aware AEW exists now which in my belief, once more people know you exist, the more the universe tends to amplify that things existence.
>>19852574AEW went from doing shows at the MGM Grand to the Palms? Grim.
>isn't even live
>>19852586Gotta get it as much as he can till she leaves him for someone higher on the totem pole
>>19852830And then the bell rings.
>>19853055Yeah, nothing WWE has put out in the last 30 years comes close to the electricity in the building when the bell rang for Omega vs. Bryan at Arthur Ashe
>>19853072Nothing since 1996? Sure thing, bud. And anyway, 2021 AEW was a proper wrestling promotion. Swerve vs. Andrade ain't it.
>>19852574>Mina>TheklaI'll be watching
CM Punk lost.
Lead singer from 3 Doors Down passed away. Kryptonite was used in a lot of wrestling music videos on Youtube. All the artists who I listened to in my teenage years are all becoming dust in the wind. Grim.
>>19853225that band fucking sucks thank god they are gone
>>19852574>We'll Hear From AEW Women's World Champion Kris Statlander!Is that a threat?
>>19853221Drew making "fragile Phil" canon in the WWE universe was pretty funny. That Mox promo on Punk really became an all timer
>>19853098not enough friendship bracelets for ya?
>>19853225Just found out that guy is the singer of "Here Without You" the song they used for Eddie Guerrero when he passed away. FUUUUUUUUU
>>19853225>>19853240if i get raped tonight will you still call me kevin nash
>>19853318No way those are the actual lyrics
Revolution has crossed 9k tickets
looks like a good show tonight lads
>>19853253>hell is listening to stat, brody and anna jay promos for all eternityit's enough to make a man stop sinning
>>19852574this card looks kinda mid>MinaI take it all back, this is must-see TV
>>19852838>the MGM GrandSpringfield, MA is still a shit hole. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>19853366I just found out the next PPV is on Valentines day, guess I'll have to cancel my plans haha
I'm gonna play Chrono Cross until the show begins, watch it with my lads, stay awake all night and go play some badminton tomorrow in the morning
>>19853772SOON
I don’t want Buddy to feud with Brody because he’s just going to lose or join a faction
>>19853788Buddy is a fucking loser
>>19853793Buddy-lover board, newfag.
>>19853788buddy lost to daniel garcia, he ain't beating no one
>>19853966my boy D Gizzy is a generational talent and perennial blue chipper
Sexla is booked, I watch, simple as
>>19853793We don’t describe what our parents called us when we were 5 here.
>>19853980she really is Luna but hot
>>19852574
>>19854027what does that even mean
>>19854027I would let you all die just to bury my face in that ass
>>19854033it means she wants you to lick her snizz while she plays Ms. Pacman
>>19854027this is a 67 year old pachinko parlour prostitute
>>19854027>arcadeI miss the 90s. Zoomers will never understand how easy it was to get pussy back then. It was the golden age of the dating scene
Not watching aew or wwe anymore. Used to.love them both. Now just the Japanese at stardom and NJPaw and yhr Mexicans at CMLL. Oh and TNA is getting fun again. Wwe is same thing every week and aew is now to woke for me. Used to be an escape, not irs just as shitty as everything else.
>>19854068DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and 50 square feet! we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
>>19852643Based. Bro
Love Mina simple as
>>19852643she's getting her head shaved like a week from now, anons keep speculating that it'll be OC or Toni or Yuta but I guarantee you it's Marina that gets shaved
>>19854117I can't have this so everyone else must suffer
>>19854080>aew is now to woke for meAEW isn’t “woke” it’s more accurate to call it cutting edge. AEW is more apolitical than WWE actually. Right now, AEW is in a strong position because it managing to resonate with left-leaning audiences without being explicitly political, at a time when the current administration is facing significant criticism from both liberals and conservatives.
>>19854119I don't see the problem with this.Dykes just need correction rape
>>19854175>the current administration is facing significant criticism from both liberals and conservatives.No, just liberals and liberals LARPing as conservatives. And bad faith actors from foreign governments.
>>19854191she's not a dyke retard, she's banging Roddy Strong
>>19852574Lot of good that "skyflight" team up did, still just B show jobbers kek
>>19854201*moxley while Roddy watches
oldandhaggardbros...
>>19854201I mean she'll look like a dyke when she's got her head shavedMy apologies that wasn't obviousI shall now attempt to amend my previous postI don't see the problem with this.The shaved head with the violence and dominance of women will just make her look like a dyke.Dykes just need correction rape
>>19854236I doubt she'll take the pin. If a woman is gonna get her head shaved it's Toni.
>>19852574mina is the only dime drawer in that picture and thats only because of her softcore porn
>>19854246That's my thought too. It could do a heel turn for her but it feels like it'd be shitI think Marina could take it and it just sets her off on kicking Mox out of the group eventually because he's not onboard with the rest of them
>>19854246Nope. Bald Marina. Screencap it.
>>19854262StopMy penis can only get so erect
>>19854303they're gonna shave her "all over", if you know what I mean
>>19854119no way Yuta is shaving his hairhe has the best hair in AEW
>>19854308Hopefully not her ass hair
>>19854313'fraid so
>>19854310He's basically the main character of AEW. From getting bullied by Statlander in The Best Friends, all the way to getting bullied by Marina in The Death Riders. Wheeler's journey is the story of AEW.
where tf is fletcher, he's had like 1 match all year
>>19854350>bullied by statlanded>bullied by marinagiwtwm
>>19854385charging up for when Billy comes back
5 MINUTE WARNINGSICKO NIGGAS MOUNT UP
since this is pre-taped here's the spoiler:Marina wins via fisting Toni until she pukes
>>19854195
>>19854505that will unironically put butts in seats
SEXLA ON MY TV
I've yet to see Dune 2
SATURDAYSATURDAY
why are they still using this theme
Why does the opening music sound familiar
new theme sucks ass and swallows, bring back Elton John
Mina tonight!
SUPER KICK PARTYYYYYYYY!!!
>buckspiss break
I haven't watched Collision in a few months what the fuck happened to Elton John
>>19854519It's pretty good
I've never actually watched an AEW showI only watch the PPVsI'm honestly only here for Marina's feet
WE <3 OUR FOUNDING FATHERS
>>19854524Because the other ones are heel themes. The piano one was the best though.
How to buy Zendaya's used nose tube?
>>19854527Mina is a very jiggly girl
GOA still need something to get over. Feel like something is missing
>>19854527>why does this joystick smell weird
>>19854527I would eat her power pellets if you know what I mean
>>19854529>>19854530>>19854537we love and respect our ex-EVP's here
>>19854544lowkey toa liona could be a great comedy guy
>>19854558He's no Peter Avalon
fuck hologram, that nigga aint shit
That was a nice counter
>>19854564>*sinister humming gets very loud*
>>19854544One of them is a big jannetty. It’s wrens bf
Is there a kayfabe reason that samoans have hard heads?
>>19854576coconut related I presume
>we'll hear from hooklet's not instead
>tea leoni
>>19854584what a looker in her prime
>>19854583
Will /sp/ have a puppy bowl gamethread tomorrow?
>>19854583HOOKer board, newfag
>>19854592Does he still use his Frank Sinatra like theme?
>>19854591Multiple boards in fact
>>19854592WOAT mic work I'm afraid. he should never have talked.
>>19854596Yes and I hope he dies because of it.
2 sweet WOOP WOOP
>>19854607
THIS NIGGA ALMOST FINNA KILLED HIMSELF
>>19854598GOATed post, you a little late tho
Toa needs to gain muscle. He looks flabby and unappealing to my eyes.
>Toa proves he has a hard head by landing straight on itKeep the gimmick alive
Bucks always look so crisp
that moonsault could have ended badly
that DDT spot was sick
Good match but it was heatless not gonna lie
lolbuckswin
Guys, I don't think Stokley needs that wheelchair
The fat GOA is a shitter
Does Stokes wheelchair get slightly more pimped out every week or am I going schizo
>>19854629just like we drew it up
>>19854632He's Dustin's avatar from backstage recovering from the knee replacement
>>19854632Needs to put a PS5 on it
*forward rolls into your heart*
Wow Ciampa looks amazing for a dude in his late 50s>he's 40ok
>>19854644Balls full of white hair
>>19854632yes
Would love. And I mean love. To see Ciampa vs Buddy.
>>19854655Buddy died along with Hologram
>>19854644his woman barely looks 70
if buddy returns at grand slam australia I will laugh my ass off. actually I'll laugh my ass off no matter where or when he comes back.
That really was Brody's biggest win of his career
Brody is so based
Renee looking young and supple
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
Can we get Brody to KWAB himself on a gay ring and get Buddy back instead?
God Renee is so youthful and sexy
>brody promo>hook promo>stat promowhy are we being punishedo l d a n d h a g g a r d ldandhaggard
Thekla should probably win the belt at a PPV not on some random Dynamite
>>19854671SEXKLA SAVED US
>lynching an alien Is this racist?
>>19854668>>19854671say it to my face and not online faggot and just see what happens
Damn I love AEW
AEW is the femdom fed now
boys I think it's gonna be a strap on match
>not strapping the assYou disappoint me spider
Fuck that was like 10 licks
Great segment
>>19854675she's just as bad
ngl her whipping her with the belt is getting me rock hard
God almighty Stat's ass.....
whip the tattoos off her
>>19854658Nah my soul did.
Womeme sucks they need to get their tits out
strap on match!
STRAP ON SEX MATCH
The total length of the women’s title is almost as tall as Sexla>>19854683>it’s now a strap on match
>Straplander >Strap matchBros...
>strap matchCan you do that on cable TV?
>>19854690Thekla is infinitely more entertaining than bland-ass Stat
PORNOSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>Strap Daddy
>NOW YOU GET TO MEET STRAPED-LANDER
OPEN THE BOOBWINDOW SEXLA
>Kyle Fletcher
Thekla has a 30A cup size
PRO-TO-KADA...!
PROTOKADAAAA
PROTOKADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kyle Fletcher should NOT be losing to fucking Tommaso Ciampa for fuck sake
okada trying all his hardest to make kyle break
>scorpio skywhat year is this
Protokada needs to happen already
shame what Leyla and ozempic has done to her body.
>Scorpio Sky is here>He's not eating AMC Popcorn>There is no rat man in his corner>James Angel not by his sidecreating character bros...what will he create tonight?
>>19854714yum
LEILA SEX
>>19854730Does he still have is Sonic gold ring?
>>19854713Quit trying to make Fletch happen
christ can excalibur just shut the fuck up forever
Tony, don't think that I've forgotten that Scorpio and Chris Daniels are banned from ever competing as a tag team again. Because I didn't.
Okada is so damn good
>>19854714For me, it's her thighs
absolutely BEGGIN tony to put the entirety of sky flight minus leila and zeyda on the first fucking bus to NXT
>>19854738how do you think he was able to afford the popcorn at AMC
PS5Bros our status?
>>19854727Protokada is always happening.
>>19854713>>19854741you now remember dani jordyn
>>19854749It has been acquired by it's kept locked away in a rat hole until scorpio gets at least 30 tv appearances this year
>>19854747Imagine the look on Ethan Page's face when his dimeless tag partner shows up to the forward roll center
for Kevin Knight, this is like looking into the future
Scorpio Sky is getting fat
>>19854751yes
That pose-off might be the most entertaining thing I've ever seen Scorpio do.
>>19854741
Scorpio is dead
>>19854766The Jet will retain his hairline hopefully, maybe he can be a black AJ Styles
tf is this match
>>19854770Imagine having to choose between Okada and Takeshita as your best friend. Kyle is truly a man torn between worlds.
Does every match need to be 20 minutes?
>>19854779Gonna need to beef up a bit like AJ did, but I could see it. Bet he already has a PS5. Someone should ask him on Xwitter.
>>19854789It's Collision so yes
>>19854779knight will look like michael irvin. kind of already does.
>>19854789I wish they were 40
>>19854783You can tell Scorpio is being a little bitch because he has no future meanwhile Jet has his whole career in front of him
god damn Scorpio's nips still hard even through the commercial break
>>19854794Kek Michael Irvin as his manager would be dimes.
>>19854794But will be stab someone in the neck with scissors cause they wouldn't get up from the barber chair like Michael Irvin did?
>>19854789Yes. Only a non-sicko would ask that question though....
Scorpio is the definition of a solid hand.
>>19854803Dis nigga gay
Bryce Remsberg has an odd way of counting pin falls.
>>19854815if only he had even a tiny sliver of a personality he might have been something
Scorpio bros...
>>19854796sicko moment
>>19854821He should go wrestle in Mexico for a bit like JetSpeed have been doing.
>>19854821nigga need a dancing gimmick fr
JUST FUCKING GET MARINA'S BARE FEET ON THE SCREEN ALREADY FFS
>>19854829that's the co-main event, come back in an hour
>>19854826He's in LA, he should do a method acting gimmick
>>19854821they gotta pair him up with the Rat Man as his mouthpiece. Together they can do a beautiful singing gimmick.
>>19854837I'm still on my first aew tv showThe fuck is a co main event?
Man, Collision always flies by.
>>19854842it's when we let the other board tell us about comics for 15-20 minutes and politely nod along
>>19854845My favorite part about Anna was she kept gaining weight
>>19854842it describes the matches placement on the card.
that's hook right there
>solo hookuh oh
>hook leading the OppsShibata BTFO
>>19854842Pretty sure they've had co-main events in WWE, but it's essentially a participation trophy. Like headlining night 1 of WM.
talk your shit hook!
hook gettin kinda walled
>Joe's injuredAh good, Twisted Metal got a season 3>I was born a winner>I was born a leader>mfw
Who tf keeps giving Hook a live microphone
Mina is made for jiggling
MINA :DD
We need the Hook vs Jungle Boy vs Garcia vs Yuta loser leaves town match. Too many failed potential kids around here
MINAAAAAAA
booba time
>>19854864I thought he did pretty good
>>19854855HOOK's promo skills have improved vastly. He's still the most promising young wrestler in the world. Although, with Hobbes gone and Joe injured, The Opps is just him and Shibata.
>The Opps>never lacking>except when they're lacking Powerhouse Hobbs
>>19854867speaking of where tf is yung bussin
The Architect is digging Viva Van
>pudgy asians with fat tits the matchThis was booked for me
Buddy would lose to hook sadly.
thicc v slightly thicc
>recently>back in 2024Chobani's malfunctioning again.
sexo
my god the level of gooners in the crowd are deafening
how to get mina gf
>>19854878I like that both of them have thigh vents
Did those lesbians ever get book after walking out of Collision
THICK HAGS
>>19854878That other chick looked like Rebel which made me realize that she hasn't been on tv in years
>>19854878no, us
>>19854888Tony made sure they were blacklisted from the indies
are they chanting mina or viva
>>19854888Yes!https://x.com/DJALL_REDDY/status/2015989322290262416
>>19854896Let us see em
>>19854888barely. the gf had a few more bookings though.
>>19854888They do local stuff in Houston.Gotta something out of state coming up soon.
Rock vs Hogan WM 18 ahh crowd for this match
>>19854900very dive bar looking event
>>19854888Sadly yes. I think they both won a match in a bong show.
>>19854896I honestly thought they were saying MINA'S TITS
>AH-KAAAAYYY
mina really gets no air at all when she jumps, she just falls like a lead balloon
>>19854911Top heavy playerPlease understand
That was a nice amount of side boob for that tap
I read the AEW x DC comic today, it was kinda ok. The art was crap, but seeing Darby team up with Batman was pretty cool. Also Mox fought the leader of the Mutants from The Dark Knight Returns. And Mercedes turned heel and joined Lex Luthor at the end.
I don’t think Buddy is here today….someone saw him and Rhea shopping….
Why did they have Mina stop doing the Glamorous Driver? I don't like her using the figure 4 as a finish.
Terrible fucking match
Did they drop the flowers gimmick?
>you got 99 answers but cant solve one problem
I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
>>19854896they were saying boo-urns
i thought the japs were supposed to be good at this?
bald yuta is gonna be hilarious
NIPSBROS WW@
SOCKS ARE OFF
viva van is dreadful and this match was an embarrassment to air on tv
>>19854925Marina is NOT for sexuals
>>19854916this part was based
the rapidly receding martin brother hairlines
nips are there
>>19854923I guess that line Marina dropped about sending her flowers was a shoot?
Shafir owes me her socks
>Mox on commentaryepisode just improved 10000000x
NEW THREAD>>19854945>>19854945>>19854945>>19854945>>19854945>>19854945
>>19854940what losing Skye Blue does to a mfer
>>19854934Too bad it wasn't Dynamite so that Corny could tear it apart
>>19854934Nobody is saying this. Also everybody is saying that Mox is a national treasure
>>19854937Bruv
look at those hard ass nips sheesh
>>19854937>make sure we shoehorn nazi hate in there somehowkinda ruined my immersion but w/e
>Do Marina entrance immediately after the Mina match so the women take less segments Why doesn't Tony just make it an all men's wrestling company like he clearly wants to
I like how Shafir looked like she didn't know who kicked Dante
NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW>>19854945>>19854945>>19854945>>19854945
HBO where's my Pip?
Yuta has long ass hair
Toni is crazy enough to make a bald gimmick work, Bald Orange Cassidy could be funny, Marina getting buzzed would definitely give her a unique look, but Yuta obviously needs a haircut.
>>19854998Everybody goes bald
