AND NEWWW
>>19859976Imagine if he had actually won the Rumble
kek don't old fat people get that?
>>19859976he does stupid lifts like he's goldberg but he's too small
>>19859976He's worse than Damian Priest in every way
>>19859976Is this why they did that Rumble elimination with him?
If only they had Buddy.
>>19859976>be a midget>break easilyYep it’s over for the Nepo baby. Like fuck Dom also broke down but he actually put way more work before it happened and he has a dough boy tier body
So...who does Seth face now?
>>19859983Usually but his was onset by autistic anxiety and the stress which comes from being 5'8 in a highly competitive grown man's game.
has regal weighed in on this one yet?
>>19859986This. The only lifts "Big" Bron should concern himself with are the ones in his shoes.
>>19859976ishowspeedbros... we won
>>19859976lmao this nigga's organs fell down into his nuts LMAOOO
>>19859994You should take this meme back to the PC kid
>>19860036It’s not a meme. It’s a lifestyle.
>>19860036But the meme where people pretend Bron is short is just fine with you, right?
>>19860056I like that meme because Buddy is also the same height but I don’t get mad.
>>19860007lol
>>19859998Has he faced Logan before? Because if not I'm guessing him.
>>19860007KEK this popped me
>>19860056He is 5’11 bruh, yes he is short by wwe main event standards
>>19860076truly embarrassing.
>>19860084He’s 5”9 let’s be realistic. Hes sneeds height.
>>19859976ELITE God here. There's no reason to mock him for this, at all. I wish him a speedy recovery, and my prayers are with him and his family.
>>19860036>memeIt's not like he has anything else going on. There's a very legitimate chance that it's actually Buddy making those posts, just trying to keep his name out there. MJF mentioned him when he cut a promo on Brodie the other day and it was the first time Buddy's name has been said on TV in like a year.
>>19860100Wish I was. I’d make money simply from sitting at home.
>>19860109don't sleep on the meatballs in catering, they're lowkey fire
>>19860122With how much Tony pays him, he can probably hire a chef to make the best meatballs ever.
so bron is winning the title tomorrow
>>19860100Maybe Buddy costs Brodie his title match and sides with MJF?
>>19860164>went from losing in a faction to losing in a tag team to losing in more team upsSigh.
>>19859976Oh, I bet he was hurt before the Rumble, which is part of why plans changed.
>>19860164>maybe they could insert Buddy (who hasn't been on TV since he jobbed to Daniel Garcia a year ago) into the main event title scene out of nowhere?
>>19860180Daniel Garcia was like2 years ago
>>19860178Yeah the attack and instant elimination makes more sense now
>>19859983A lot of people get them, including literal newborns.
>>19860183Sorry, it's actually been just under a year since he was on TV. And I was thinking of his Adam Cole feud, because that was the last time he got any promo time.
>>19860212That was the only time to be fair.
so it was that punk match on raw wasn't it?
>>19860100what a burial by mjfeven brodie sold for it and he's a fucking faceabsolutely brutal for future stay at home dad buddy
>>19859994Yeah
>>19860215See there's no way anybody but Buddy Matthews cares enough to remember that.
>>19860232I don’t think this is gonna affect him because he’s already been called a cuck live on tv anyways
>>19860241Not true.
unironically might be an early KWABOTY contender here
thats pretty unfortunate for Bron
>>19859976Bro what the fuck manBron's star has fallen so much the past 6 monthsUnironically what the FUCK happened?
>>19860301Joining the vision. At least he’s not rusev
>>19859976Being a Bron fan these past 6 months have been NONSTOPASSRAPEhhh ruined my boy
>>19860301Paul can't book + Bron is a midget botch machine
>>19860311fuck off retard
>>19860325I can't help but notice that you didn't call him a liar.
>>19860325why you crying?>>19860343popped me
>>19860343fuck off retard
>>19860074Yes. I think it was wrestlemania 39.
>>19860056>People pretend Bron is short. Why would people have to pretend? Maybe if you’re a Peruvian or something he’s average height. Certainly not America. The guy wears lifts, you can see pictures of them right in this thread. Why would you wear lifts in your boots unless you yourself believed you were short?
>>19860056>pretend
>>19860301Put in a dimeless faction that's so shit its made everyone involved's star fall except for Sneed. Even fucking Sethetty and Theory came out worse.
>>19860386>>19860378>>19860311>>19859996Please make your posts relevant to the topic at hand.Bron's injury and current career.You are currently posting off-topic. You have been warned.
>>19859976Oba Femi Title Reign Guaranteed .
>>19860409Fine speech
>>19860409kek fuck you, you popped me
>>19859976Logan, Reed and Austin Theory is gonna be such a retarded stable
>>19859976It was only a matter of time. The way he threw his body around he was asking for a serious injury. Same with Je'Von. Young retards need to learn to politik to take less bumps
>>19860301What if I told you saying over and over "this guy is young and going to be a big star" doesn't automatically turn you into a star if you don't evolve and improve over time same with MJF. Bron was always missing something. Same with Dom
>>19860431>Logan, Reed and Austin Theory is gonna be such a retarded stable>people keep forgetting Brock is in it since he shows up once every 2 months
>>19860452but Brock beat up Logan during the Rumble
>>19860462They have a hierarchy Brock is on top
>>19860482that's just retarded. Paul can't book
>>19859976>Bron BrokkenHoly KWAB
>>19859976If only he had someone like William Regal around to warn him about this
OH NONONO BRONLET BREAKKER BTFO
>>19859976time to retire the super spear
>>19859976oh fuck OBA FEMINISTS THIS IS OUR TIME/ourruler/ is getting belted up in 2026
>>19859983its unironically common in the fraud bodybuilding community
>>19860690Ciampa will also sawdust his neck in the toy fed.
>>19859998Me
>>19859976I've had this stupid template for so long and never had a good chance to use it.
What i find amazing about all these recent injuries is that “fragile” Phil is outlasting a bunch of people who talked shit about him lol
>>19860893blud got injured within 2 months of signing with WWE kek
did he, by a chance, take the jab? accept the science juice?
>>19860431Just push Logan and fire the other two.
>>19859983No you're just an idiot
>>19861016kek no way he pulled this off twice
>>19861180just fired all 3 desui liked logan at first but he hasnt improved an iota
>>19861717Duh, he was perfect from the start.
Austin Theory is the worst overall member of The Vision. Bron Breakker, Bronson Reed and Logan Paul all got Theory washed in every single metric there is to achieve in wrestling.
>>19859996Roman had to have a hernia operation back in 2014 too. Bron will be fine.
>>19861729imo everyone overrated him at the start because he seemed like a super rookie but he never had an impressive match in agesimo i think he was training in secret for years before his debut
>>19861740Vince stuck by Roman Reigns no matter what, no matter the crying from the PW'ites. Triple H threw Bron Breakker to the wayside on purpose because of his hatred for Scott Steiner.
>>19861740Bron relies a lot of core strength and this could set him back by a lot. Might not get to 100% at least for a while and it could shorten his career by quite a bit.
>>19861192worked by mirroring
>>19859994Buddy should come to WWE and tag team with Rusev. Their gimmick could be showing video packages of Rhea and Lana getting destroyed by other men
KWAB
>>19859983Guys that swing big dicks usually get it. trust me, i know
>>19862100you got to be kidding
>>19862100this is why they need to start using proper tables again. that announcers table was obviously too big and heavy.
>>19862100gotta lift with the legs homie
>>19862135He's too short to flip the table with his legs lol
Seth and Bron scheduled to face each other at Mania, and both are out injured. They now have to decide whether to keep that spot open for them, or build another feud with the 1/2 months of TV time they have.
>>19862100kek what a reagal approved sloppy shop
>>19859976bitchass mf
>>19862100AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>19862100misawa curse is a real phenomenon
>>19862249Bron's gonna be out for a month at most. Hernia surgery isn't a big deal. I was back to work in two weeks when i had mine
>>19860997You’re talking about something that happened two years ago.
>>19862100bruh
>>19860301He's just not very good and he's not improving at allPlus WWGAY is going all in with pushing coons
Seth vs Bron is still goof at Mania.
>>19862438"gAyEW" really raped and gaped your mind didn't it? poor guy
>>19862419he rarely wrestles. I'm sure he's had a few quiet injuries.
>>19862471>he rarely wrestles.You suffer from PDS. He works every house show and wrestles on Raw more than Roman, Randy, Cody, and all the other too guys. You’re literally denying reality because you hate Phil. You’re the definition of an emotional bitch.
>>19862503I agree, but why are you crying?
>>19862503phil working house shows is about as much work as him taking a pissdoesnt take any bumps, snail pace
>>19862513Thiss is the problem with /pw/. No one can actually talk about facts because of console wars and agendas.
>>19862541Thanks for exposing that you don’t actually know what you’re talking about lol
>guy who has no regard for his body and hurtles his body as a missile at people 20 mph gets injuredThis is where his downfall starts because each injury means he can do less and the only wow factor he has is the crazy shit he does
>>19859976the bronnety experiment ended, hope they write the vision off by having oba squash them to open the show
>>19862100LMAO HOW WEAK IS THIS BITCH, HERNIA FROM FLIPPING A CARDBOARD ANNOUNCE TABLE KWAB
>>19859983people trying to overcompensate for their height tend to get it by lifting too hard at the gym
He got a hernia because of the lifts in his shoes. It throws off his balance and caused him to pull something.
>>19859982If he won the rumble he wouldnt have went on that tantrum that gave him that hernia. This could have all been easily avoided if this pissant pedo company made the right decisions for once.
>>19862916>being that short WITH lifts onoof, punkster was right not to put him over
>>19860178Apparently it was on raw when he flipped the announce desk
>>19863054Phil is being revealed to be right over and over again
Why is there one schizo who hates this guy lmao did he say aew sucks or something?
>>19863122It’s you know you
>>19863122we all hate him
>>19859983a friend of mine when we were teenagers got fucked up on mushrooms and tried to rip a tree stump out of the ground bare handed and gave himself a hernia.
>>19859976Someone will send this to Bron out of kekkery materialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Ow1nlafOg
>>19863122>i-it's all one guy!!The entire thread is cracking on this clown. He already feels like a genuine KWABOTY contender and it's only February. Why do you need to pretend as if it's all just one person?
>>19863122The AEW cult narrative is that WWE has no young talent to push. This is a lie and they know it so their goal is demotivate people into thinking that young talent they are pushing are bad now. Look at Dom. For a while, he was getting a lot of positive traction here. Then suddenly every thread about him is crying about how bad he is. Same with Bron. Same with Trick and Oba. It's so obvious what they are doing, im surprised ive been the only one to point it out.
>>19863793Trick Williams is 31
>>19863795Anyone under 35 is young in wrestling
>>19863793all those guys you named suck, thoughbeit
>>19863809maybe on planet e drone
>>19863818Only if you have shit taste, fagbeyou
>>19863795you will be disappointed when WWE (through Triple H) inevitably cools off Je'Von Evans, Trick Williams and Oba Femi, especially Oba, because he's built like a strong short but very stout man.
>>19863793Bron sucksOba is a black RybackDom is only over in Mexico. He has no character at all besides whatever woman he's with gives him. He just mumbles promos like a sperg and his matches are awful. He won't ever be a main guy.Trick is based
>>19863832I can tell the office already hates Evans and they don't trust Trick. Femi seems like the one they actually have faith in.
>>19863836>dom is only over in MexicoKek nigga got the biggest pop of the show last WM when he won the IC belt. You are clueless if you actually think that or maybe saw one show where he got a mid reaction and are basing his entire run on that
>>19863846Triple H will inevitably cool off Oba Femi as well, just like he'll do to Je'Von Evans and Trick Williams.
>>19863917Good, they all suck.
>>19859976He got injured pushing a fake table KWAB
>>19863162I've tried mushrooms in minimal doses in chocolate. Ate 3.5g in one go last weekend and I was completely fucked. I couldn't imagine leaving my bed until well into the come up an hour after I stopped tripping, let alone doing retarded physical shit. It was simultaneously amazing and absolutely frightening.
I had hernia surgery when I was 5
>>19864219was it on a private island?
>>19864231long island
>>19864219>5Damn, what the fuck happened?
>>19863922No they don’t. You’re just racist.
>>19862916I kinda buy this actually
The Regal curse is the gift that keeps on giving.
sloppy shop
>>19859996>be a tallfag>break easily
>>19864247not him but babies also tends up to be born with a hernia, shit is evil.
>>19860893Phil might have glass bones and paper skin and I still think he sucks, but, at the very least, he's not going out of his way to kill himself with every bump like these geeks
>>19862916This is why he botches a lot too by the way. Imagine trying to go full speed with 3 inch lifts
>>19868539I wouldn't be surprised if Phil injured himself flipping the announce table to be fair
>>19860301They don’t renew Carlitos who was the one selling those Spears every week and making them go viral
>could be out for 6 months for pushing a table over
>>19860301him and rollins have movez disease and it means they can't stop doing stupid movez
every time they try to push a faction storyline (judgement day, vision, wyatts) all of the members end up getting hurt for some reason.
>>19859976Rox is injured too
>>19862100Those things don't even look all that heavy though. I get they have to have a bit of weight to support two guys doing a spot but they can't be hernia inducing for a guy with that much muscle, can they?
>>19863162Did he get the stump out, though?
All the Vision is doing now is holding Logan down.Have Kinght implode the group
>>19859976future hogwheels
>>19869716The guy is 5'8 with short little arms, sure he's muscular but you really just can't do much with that small frame.
Was he a victim of Hunter's booking or himself?