MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD: 3
cm fag
we pretending like Punk is winning?
HE SAID SHIT!!!VIIIIIIIIIINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Finn has a huge cock and seth Rollings could never satisfy becky the same way finn did
>>19865437indian audience
>>19865441Finn. Please. Your wife is hotter stop.
>F M B L R
STILL HUMBLE
bronetty bros...
Theory is a Muslim kek
Theory is shit.
Fucking music….i shoot thought Bret Hart was coming out for a second lol
STILLHUMBLE
New Natalya theme kinda dimesShe knows no one takes these bogged freaks seriously though right?
Nattie moar liek Scattie amirite
>>19865441i saw a recent clip of becky waxing poetic about finn being her first love and it just made me think, between this and the kofi stuffman sethnetty is such a cuck
In the business, we call that zero pop.
Nattie looks like a bogged goblin
This bitch looks like the psycho kid from toy story
logod got the giga pop
>Booking Penta VS LA Knight VS Theory eliminatoryHHH can't book for shit whoever wins the others will get buried
natalya pretending she's a shooter is so fucking cringe
>Logan and SneedThe most unlikely meme duo in wrestling history.
writing nattie on your tits won't make me believe anything "natty" is left on her
>>19865494If ya smelllllllll what NATTIE. BE. FARTIN.
MAXXINE GOT DEF REBELED TOO SAY IT AINT SO
Nattie films her sister's OF vids
Increased again
>>19865489Penta wins since he sells more merch
Another dog shit new theme.
>>19865489Penta is booked to win right?I mean, it wouldn’t be an episode of Raw without LA Knight and Austin Theory jobbing like schmucks. Penta will probably find a way to pull their pants down and pin them both at once.
>>19865494Why is Jim Carrey in the ring?
I know Lyra never gets pops and has 0 character but Jesus I’ll take 10 of her missed high fives over this Nattie gimmick.
lmao they're actually makeing these bogged freaks that botch every match into wrestlers, are we allowed to boo maxxine? Or will rhea post another tweet
>>19865506>some intern was told to pick some feathers up from Dollar Tree
>>19865494Paul's Sneed and Feed
Maxxine has a great ass
>>19865516the gimmick might be different but at the end of the day it’s still nattie, she’s still here to job and put the other girls over.
holy shit maxxie's theme is dimes as fuck>>19865504>>19865510shut the fuck up you fucking retards it's the perfect mix of barbie shit and more aggressive alt pop. the fuck do you know about music, i bet your favorite album is dark side of the moon
>tranxxine new theme She's just a heckin valid wrestler like the rest of them!
>>19865505>>19865506Christ these simps need to stop...
Nattie is a Hart? Now her theme makes sense
Maxxine has a camel toe
>aj lee again Fuck off
>>19865536It sucks ass bro. It's incredibly generic and forgettable.
>>19865535WE DONT NEED MORE SERIOUS WOMEEEEEEEN AHHHHHHH
AJ vs Nattie in 2026
OMG IT'S AJ LEE! WOW! AJ LEE AMD NATALYA! THIS IS AMAZING WRESTLING! WHERE'S THE PROMO BATTLE?
>all those front row bros filming their cheeks
>AJ getting involved in Natty/Maxxine
I would have sex with zero of these women.
>>19865536my favorite album is finally rich by chief keef u gay bitch
>>19865506Go back wheels
Cringe segment
Look at maxxine's buttocks. That guy with the camera has filming her ass
>>19865541Natalie Neidhart, I believeMaybe Natalia. I forget.
>>19865553this but the opposite
are aj styles and aj lee related
I'd like "Nattie" if she was an actual shooter and busted Maxxines face>Becky and Natayla vs Maxxine and AJ as your main event next week
My boy LA Knight...
the sharpshooter isn't a leg hold it hurts your lower back, they could at least sell right
>>19865565They're Eskimo siblings.
>>19865412BASED NATTIE BEATING A COALBURNER BROTHER!!!!! OF COURSE COALBURNER AJ LEE IS COMING TO HELP BROTHER!!!!!
You guys can’t give these gimmicks to someone who had a fart gimmick and did OFs with her sister
LEMME VOTE LIBERAL FOR YA YEAH
Theory should be in the EC. He's the only one that knows how to take bumps in it
Wrong thread. Go here. >>19865521
How exactly is Jasethy able to endure Becko talking for more than 1 minute?
>>19865575Puerto Ricans are blacks mixed with Spaniards and indios nigga
KAISER!!!!
For me? It's plushie knight
SHARP SHOOTER
Please don't be Rey fenix or Alien dude
dunne is so dimeless he can't do the hand sign
>>19865594slit stretcher
Will the mysterious partner be El Grande Americano by any chance?
>>19865594Why the fuck would she do that to her face
>gigapops in Mexico >nothing in the statesFeelsbadman
>>19865583stop splitting the threads faggot no one cares what the fucking thread title is
>>19865594Why is she doing a shitty Kurt Angle 2005-06 impression?
>mfw this “Road to WrestleMania”
Can I have Jey's botch?
>>19865594natie the no pop legend
>>19865607The mexicans love El Grande?
>>19865607Mexicans are based marks
This is a very carny segmento. Vince would love it
>>19865594Omg what a shooter!
>>19865603GEE I WONDERRRR
kek hes right!!! AMERICANS HAVE NO CULTURE HAHAHAHA!!! VIVA MEXICO
For a Mexican, that guy has a real thick Brummie accent.
>>19865599it’s gonna be oba
Every single week I forget Kaiser speaks spanish fluently
>the German guy speaks Spanish better than Mexican Americans
Why is no one angry about 2 white men making fun of mexican accents?
>>19865635Because they’re br*t*sh
BOUNCYYY
They must be from Jalisco
>>19865635mexicans love that shit, remember speedy gonzalez?
>>19865611what does this gif even mean
BOUNCYYYYYYY
>YA BOY IS BOUNCY
>>19865635nobody understands what they are saying they can barely understand wade
BOUNCY
>Eminem in 2026
Is OG americano the face?
>>19865635they are just following orders.. like certain people in the past
EL GRANDE AMERICANO ORIGINALE
The future of wrestling is black
ORIGINAL GRANDE IS A FACE?? WTF
why does he bark like a chihuahu
GRACIAS
>>19865658In Mexico he's the heel. I think in America they're both heels.
>>19865658Yes. That's why he's with Javon Evans
>OG Americano was a heel>New Americano is a heel>New Americano is a giga baby face in Mexico>OG Americano is heel in Mexico>OG Americano is a face now in America
O EL GO EL G O EL G
>Corey Graves making a KFC joke during bouncy nigger's entrance
based original grande
Gable Americano is more over than Kaiser Americano. It's literally the opposite in Mexico.
>>19865645it’s a look of conceited barely-amusement
>>19865658apparently so, he is forced upon us as face because he just is damn it
>>19865667Face in the states, heel in Mexico
>face in USA and heel in Mexico>heel in USA and face in Mexicook...
LMFAOOO someone clip Mini Americano Azul jumping up and down seething
>>19865657Why does the song go AJ AJ AJ AJ AJ AJ
the best lore in wrestling rn
>>19865683>>19865674KEK I'm loving this shitAHAHAHAHAHAHA COREY JUST SAID THE SAME SHIT
Knight can go get fucked and busted back down to TNA, Gable should have been pushed to the moon by now
>>19865676KFC is based I don’t know why blacks get offended by being associated with that. I’d take in my stride
>>19865683just enjoy product and dont try to make sense of it
Je'von is dimes
>>19865658Not sure. He’s wearing a mask.
Just realized they teamed the two OGs together here
bravo is the michaels
for me? it's EL ORIGINAL
>>19865693watermelons are also good
Why don't they call him El Grande Americano Originale?
>>19865696BE A FAN
raw can't book the americanos, taker please take the wheel
This shit makes no sense.
>>19865701KEKW
>>19865712mark mccool is too busy having his life story told back to him
This is just a throwaway match in the US. But in Mexico. OG Americano vs New Americano is a huge fucking deal.
OW MY BOUNCY BALLS
>this was supposed to mock luchadores>somehow gets over>LWO storyline is dropped
BOUNCY CHANTS
Not gonna lie bros this has easily been the worst Raw so far this year
>>19865725>>>LWO storyline is droppedOh thank god
You guys can kiss my white ass, but I love Je’Von. It’s so refreshing to see a kid out there enjoying himself and having the time of his life. In a few years, I’m sure he’ll be dark and brooding and serious or some other gimmick, but I’m glad I’m here for the OG OG.
>>19865723It's gonna headline the next AAA PLE
Ludwig Kaiser is a super over babyface in Mexico what is this timeline
nice double german
Is Chad Gable legitimately strong?
>Chad is still heel
>>19865725it was never meant to mock lucha, he was a heel, you were supposed to boo himid why he’s a face now, makes no fucking sense
OG EGA LOOKIN REAL JACKED BABY
>>19865588How much black admixture exactly? Curious
Are we just supposed to memoryhole Cole having a meltdown every week about Gable being Americano
Wasn't looking but...original El Grande got a nice ass desu
>>19865693It's because KFC SUCKS and no self-respecting black man should be eating it
kino take
>>19865755That can’t be, Chad is still injured
They timed that great! Fun spot!
>>19865754it dependsthere are some puerto ricans that are 100% african, some that are 100% european, most are mixed euro/native
>>19865755he just referenced it after the german
That was a Wrestlemania tier spot. Wasted on a RAW desu
Mexicans wish they were as flippy as Je'von
Since when do they have that camera
je’von is fucking UNREALI LOVE THE NXT GRIM REAPER
This Original Grande Americano is over with me bros
>>19865683gable was heel in usa and mexico, and returned as face in usa with no character development
this storyline needs to be studied, it shouldn't even work yet it does
>>19865748Yes
>>19865765this feels like the kind of thing Paul unironically thinks to himself. Live in the moment a bit
So it has to be mask vs mask right?
Doing the Sin Cara double feud and it actually working? Based
>>19865748https://x.com/WWE/status/1642326914416164864
Maybe mask vs mask at WM
why did bravo start sucking EGA-kaiser's dick
>Miz on Carders podcast
>no words>just a bunch of grunts and shouts>somehow it's getting over
>teasing the mask coming off for weeks>teasing theory joining the vision for weeks>teasing brons masked man for weeksDoes anyone like these slow burns?
El Grande vs El Grande II is proof that Vince is still on the booking committee.
HHH is preparing a race war between mexicans and americans
>>19865789LONG TERM STORYTELLING COURTESY OF THE GAME
>>19865780>>19865784too early. We need >leaves raw matchSo one Americano on Raw, one on Smackdown
POGTA
why does theory dress like an NPC in a fallout game
>>19865789Fuck noAmericano mask match should be at the Chamber or shows surrounding it
I still can't figure out why Gable is the face and Kaiser is the heel in this situation.
i’m sorry but “PRESSURE” or “THE PRESSURE” will never take off as a nickname for theory, it just won’t, they need to quit trying to make it a thing
>>19865789haitch makes one dimensional booking, he builds all big happenings for WM
>>19865789I hate the slow burns I get after having sex with a 56 year old Mexican hooker
VICBROS VIC BROS VICBROS VICBROS
Is Vic balding?
The feather war is heating the fuck up bros
>>19865789Nothing wrong with slow burn, Haitch isn't good at slow burns though.
>>19865799his non-bald look was better.
>>19865799Literally bout to fire up fallout 3 rn with raw as background noise
>>19865789hell no. fans are right to call this ruthless depression
IT'S A NICE SUITPINSTRIPE
>>19865810why is she such a stuttering bitch? couldn’t even be fucked to fix her ugly hair. shame.
Annnnd nobody poped for Nepohog
>>19865801because they’re really married to the idea of one being heel in america and face in mexico and vice versa it’s stupid, both should be heel in america
Kek what an adorable aunt and niece team!
BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPTFFFF
I'd give Bayley a damn chance to have my children.
>>19865799he is doing the thing where you imitate your boss to get his favor
Lyra is so fucking bad kn the mic jfcBayley ain’t much better
>>19865810>$185 to $300Unironically wtf
Yeah you tell that kid Lyra
Kek Vic you fucking retard
Where is Royce Keys!
>>19865827lyra makes bayley seem less awful, and bayley is one of the worst ones
OBA FEMI BBC
Poor Lyra even Kaiser had bigger reactions she will never get over isn't she?
>>19865834Everybody comes out at the very end
Since when is vic 10 feet tall wtf
There’s nothing about Lyra that should offend me. I’m so confused with the hate. I’m meh towards her.
Oba femis stupid dance to the ring is a gimmick killer for me brother hh
change gon come
Lyra biting her lip pops me.
>>19865843is just crippfuck who hates her because she isnt at AEW
Gooner is all smiles
>>19865843she’s boring
>>19865843other women deserve her bounty of opportunities, not her
>>19865843That's the problem, she is boring af, plus she gets all the heat from Hog spamming her
>>19865856
>>19865835yeah lyra really told him by stuttering in the first sentence and passing the mic to bayley
>>19865827>this camera right here?
he's happy
>>19865843she got a high profile feud with a top star because she just happened to be from the same country as her, Some would say
>>19865850Post screencap. I'm an amerifat who missed it
post Lyra to trigger the smarks
>>19865822Gable was hated in both before the injury though and Kaiser got over in both when he took over the gimmick, and Gable is still hated compared to Kaiser. So Gable should be the heel and Kaiser should be the face in general. It makes no sense.
>>19865865>when youre watching old clips of Hitler
>>19865845that strut he does it what sells him as African. its exactly like this one nigerian giganigga I went to school with
bro looks like a ninja turtle
I thought Pentas mouthguard said "zero milly"
>>19865873
>>19865645Disappointment
Penta should have had the US title like yesterday. Give him the AAA while you're at it
>>19865866And she got buried afterwards and continues to get buried so what’s the issue.
>>19865886She's perfect
>>19865843>You know who loves her.>The nepohog allegations.>More girls deserving the spotlight.
who is gooner going up against next week?
We’re here to do the job pentabros
>>19865894
>>19865412>Episode didn't feature LA Knight hunting The Vision before the matchHe's jobbing again.
>>19865886
Penta is too over to be kept in the midcard....
>Penta wearing mexican gearLET ME JOB TO YA
>aj LeeWhy?
>>19865894Dom and Jevon. Jevon will win
>>19865894Bouncy and Dom, I think it said.
>>19865890No idea, ask the ones who keep seething.
>>19865861based Gooner
fuck this sucks. all three should win, all three should be in the EC
How come no matter what Austin Theory does he just isn't believable?
Lyra reminds me of this girl
>>19865906>>19865907Gooner is gonna choppa both of them
I miss ATOWN DOWN SCREAM IT OUT LOUD
AUSTI-
No pop
For the many anons curious about the auction. It's now closed. Final bid $320
>>19865917HOLY BASED SUBWAY QUEENWE NEED THE EDIT
>>19865886I’ve said it for weeks ever since this aired, THIS is the version of Lyra that gets over now. I don’t care if she’s done it before, or did it once, or whatever past bullshit. If she does it now, it’ll work.
>>19865922Pure strikes?
As the OP I say recycle that falseflagging aewtrannies gamethread for the next one
>>19865893You keep saying “more girls” but who? Roxanne is the Latina version of Lyra and is booked just as bad(she also has more wins.)Maxxine is in a feud. Chelsea is injuredTiffany just came back Nxt call ups haven’t been established yet besides jordynne and she’s gonna have her own feud. That’s honestly it.
theory looks like hes gonna cry at the boos hes getting
I forgot that Theory won the chamber KEK
>>19865916
When did Theory win a chamber?
Austin "Hokuto No Ken jobber" Theory.
>>19865908>>19865891>>19865890I’ll tell you again in case you missed it. She is hated here because she’s boring, ugly, and gets opportunities and TV time other women deserve more. Frankly, she shouldn’t be on television.
HOTHEAD
>>19865936A few years ago for the US title
>no pop KnightLMAO
Boo boo face Knight kek
We love Knight don't we folks
POST PERFECT LYRA ASS AND THIGHS TO TRIGGER THIS FAGGOTI love Iyo too btw
There goes LA Austin strutting from turnbuckle to turnbuckle in a vest. Ugh
booboo face
>>19865931>he fell for a criphog bait postthat fag wont stop til she quits wwe and joins the dead wrestling promo that is folding next year
>LA refuses to not be overwhat an unburiable homo kek
>>19865941
>>19865902does someone have the chinese vince version?
Did anything happen tonight? I kept falling asleep
>hothead>might make a mistakeYup he's getting buried for the Trump shit.
Kek if knight loses then the unreal shit was true and he and Lyra got punished for fucking up.
>>19865935
>>19865960>gets to be Bray's last opponent>gets to feud with theBloodline>gets to feud with the Visionwhat more do you want? he gets a lot of TV time
>>19865970Haitch doing this to lyra is proving vince rightAs for LA Homo, he deserves it.
>>19865968He lacks people skills please understand
>>19865521>>19865521>>19865521Recycle
The Lyra feathers belong to /birb/
>LA Knight is the favorite of the WWE universe in this matchAnd he's still gonna lose despite the fact that they acknowledge this.
>>19865970he should lose since it should be Knight vs Reed in Wrestlemania
>>19865952YEAH
>>19865966i just skimmed through the episode. if you cut out all the boring shit and matches raw is about 20 minutes long. jimmy said he wants jey to win the chamber and main even mania. finn and punk have a title match at chamber. Boogs will be a gladiator in the American Gladiators reboot, and Miz will be hosting.
>>19865983enormous if tru
>>19865979>bug boy hates KnightGrim.
>>19865970I like Knight, but Theory should win this and the chamber.
>>19865930Here you go>>19865982
>>19865952who are these delectable rice bunnies?
>>19865521>>19865521>>19865521New thread
>>19865983They're feathers....
>>19865990>rick boogzwhen is it airing?
>>19866002I'm not sure, but he confirmed on his youtube he's a gladiator. I think it's done filming. Pretty sure Miz is hosting. Should be kino.
>>19866002>>19866010>The American Gladiators reboot on Amazon Prime Video is scheduled to premiere in 2026. The series, which was announced in 2024 and filmed in summer 2025 near Paris, France, will be hosted by WWE superstar The Miz. It features a new cast of 16 Gladiators and will stream globally, following the success of the UK revival.
That clothesline looked nasty
>>19865412
