>Wait a minute it’s Hogan! It’s Hogan! Don’t trust him folks he’s gonna turn heel and drop the leg on the macho the form the New Word Order with Nash and Hall! Don’t trust him folks! He's gonna squash a pale, skinnyfat Sting at Starrcade 97 and the match is gonna be restarted by Bret Hart who just left the WWF after being screwed by Vince and Shawn! There’ll be a serious calamitous event on September 11, 2001 that will forever plunge the world into chaos and bloodshed! In May of 1997 a little company called Amazon will go public, it is important you buy as many shares as you can afford! But whose side is he on?! Jesus Christ what the FUCK did Bobby “No Brains Heenan” mean by this
>>19868209It was just a rib.
>>19868209shoot popped me
>>19868209He was shit on the mic but somehow made that work.
>>19868209I watched this live. He didn't say any of that.
>>19869117Go back and watch it. Bobby Big Brain Heenan said all of that.
>>19869475>Go backYou back you fucking bulbasaur
>>19868209It took me out of the moment when Schiavone said to watch how this all came about on WCW Unreal
>>19869578>You back you fucking bulbasaurBloody fuck you saar bloody fuck you be doing of the needful saar!Fuck off jeet, reddits down the hall and to the left. Based Heenan did say all that and we do say that word, nigger.
>>19869599Killing myself brb
>>19868209You left out the part where he lists off the scores of every Super Bowl until 2102.
>>19868209There was no logical way for that to pan out any other way then him going heel. What he's going to save the Macho Man again and push away the bad guys and end the PPV like you would a episode of Nitro?
>>19869616Kid, didn't mean to cut a Ric Flair shooting on Carlito on a random Raw promo on you.I just know you can be better.
>>19868209Heenan never said any of this. are you mentally ill?
>>19869768they edited the network version
>>19869768he said all of that, he also talked about '92
>>19868209kek
>>19869891to be fair, they had to cut that down for time. the 25 minute monologue complete with power point was really pushing it
>>19869631>There was no logical way for that to pan out any other way then him going heel. What he's going to save the Macho Man again and push away the bad guys and end the PPV like you would a episode of Nitro?You're right, but in the moment, nobody saw it coming.
>>19869891>Bret knew>Shawn knew>Hall knew>X-Pac knew>Haitch knew>Doink knew>Vince knew>Patterson knew>Rock knew>DDP knew>Briscoe knew>Lethal knew>Hemme knew>JJ Dillon knew>Tim White knew>Mike McGuirk knew>Gordon Solie knew>Crash Holly knew>The janitor at CNN knew>Shane knew>Sabu knew>Mark Henry knew>Ted Turner knew>Ralphus knew>WCW ref Mark Curtis knew>WrestlingBio's guy knows>Misawa knew>Liger knew>Tanahashi knows>Big Show knew>Paul White knew>Captain Insano knew>Suicide knew>Jacob Cass knew>Stan Hansen knew>Warrior knew>The Bushwhackers knew>Savage knew>ECW lockerroom knew>Bobby Heenan knew betore anyone else>Those who found out late found it as hilarious as we do.Kevin Nash was willingly, friskily taped and had his asshole destroyed, blown out, flummoxed, sauteed, bamboozled, sauced, scrambled, mixed and mashed, shamwowed, shipoopied, dashed, danced, pranced, vixened, comet'd, cupid-ded, blixem'd, rudolphed, zaboomafoo'd, shagged, banged, boinked, screwed, nailed, shtupped, Gorbachev'd, balled, scored, minced, shredded, slammed, shuntered, shattered, Enron'd, Alderaan'd, humped, rogered, rumpy pumped, buggered, dingoed, smashed and viciously and mercilessly and repeatedly fucked for 48 hours straight on-end nonstop by the entire African-American community residing in the city of Compton in the mystifyingly blistering hot summer of 1992. And all the jannies watched and jerked off in the corner.Now you know...
>>19871479KWAB
>>19868209honestly what was Bobby THE BOOB Heenan thinking?!
>>19871479No way this is true
>>19868209>stock up on toilet paper in december 2019, when it happens you'll know
I still can't believe that Terry "Hulk "The Kike & Nigger Killer" Hogan" Bollea is dead and buried (with the crowd). The end of an era. Sometimes I look up into the night sky and I see a twinkle that wasn't there before. Maybe it's him, looking down on all of us, and wishing that we'd be more cutthroat in our personal business dealings for maximum gain... or maybe not dude I can't really say brother.
>>19872414Hell yeah, dude. White power, brother!
>>19868209It made sense with Heenan's character you mark, he always hated Hogan
>>19868209Maybe you should let the people who watched this live at the time talk. Not the people who were still a very drunken night at the trailer park away from being conceived.
>>19873324
Zoomers post this thread constantly because they’re complete retards. Bobby did this kind of shit when commentating Hulk matches going back to the 80s and he had continued doing it during Hulk’s initial WCW run. I understand that you’re a brown zoomer who can’t understand context but 30 seconds of research would explain all this shit. If anything Henan not saying anything would tip off fans that were actually watching the product at the same time that something was up.
>>19868209wish somebody would AI Heenan saying this with crowd noise in the background
>>19868209Good post
>>19874121>If anything Henan not saying anything would tip off fans that were actually watching the product at the same time that something was up.this is such an obese cope, and every time someone posts it my mind goes numb trying to contemplate the extent of their BMI (i watched this live btw so I'm not a zoomer)
>>19868209>Terry D. Bollea is turning heel in this segment. Fucking crack addict!What the fuck was Herman’s problem with the Hulkster?
>>19874121>Heenan constantly talked about buying Amazon shares during Hogan matchesIs this board shoot retarded?
