How would you book his heel turn?
>>19872143https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeZlM-cD28I
SHOUT OUT TO MY BOY IAN WATKINS. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BABY.
I fumble it
>>19872143I wouldn't have, I would have listened, and that's what no one else thought to do.
>>19872143I wouldn't have booked it in the first place. Fuck smarks.
>>19872143Belt & Bitch Collector gimmick.Takes all the titles for himself, takes Dom's bitches, creates a harem for himself since he's holding all the gold.Last match: Cena v Nikki Bella squash that bitch in 5 seconds while and retires with a live sex celebration! Perfect send off to the GOAT
Cena should just come out of retirement, get his win back from Gunther at WrestleMania 42 and then retire on a high note as the winner.
>>19872158The baby in question not being Ian but an actual baby, of course.
>>19872143Delivers shoot AAs to Make-a-Wish kids.
>>19872143Easy. Heel turn is about obsession with getting to 17 and not ‘fans were mean to me 15 years ago’. Wins title at WM. Don’t tell fans about planned retirement date. Promises to ruin wrestling, goes on to defend title by getting dqd via nutshot every single match. Last match against Orton? 10 seconds, nutshot gg let’s go home. Styles? Punk? Hype it to the moon, boom, over in less than a minute. Really lean into the meta heel turn, get the smarks absolutely seething. Finally wise up and do a nodq stip, against whomever, doesn’t matter. Hype it to the heat death of the universe. Cena goes for trusty ol’ nutshot. Doesn’t work, he goes again, still nothing. Opponent pulls out a cup, smiles, he’s out meta’d Cena and proceeds to demolish him, match over in 2 minutes. Fans cheer, wrestlers leave, on to the next. Cena never wrestles again, no speech, no sneakers on the mat, nothing. Michael Cole announces his retirement briefly next night on Raw. Cena goes on Cody’s podcast, they talk about everything and except wrestling and his retirement. He’s never seen or mentioned again on WWE programming. ~FIN~That’s how you do a Cena heel turn. The amount of resultant pantshitting could fertilize the sun.
id have him rape everyone and leave
>>19872143Barely loses Rumble and barely loses Chamber. Teases the turn with a "don't you know who I am" style promo and gets himself inserted into the world title match. Gunther/Cena/Jey triple threat. Cena turns heel by mauling Jey and pinning him. No Jey title run. Switch to a lariat finisher but keep the same music/gear. Play with the moves of doom a little but not in a consistent way, when he turns face and does them properly it's a big moment also no FUs until then. Instead of the Five Knuckle Shuffle he starts doing a fist drop variation of his Shandian Quantou, when the ref is out he can punch them in the dick instead. Give him a Chinese woman manager that helps him cheat, they plan their cheating very openly and obviously during matches but do it in Mandarin. Show one of the refs trying to learn Mandarin so they can catch Cena. Gunther eventually beats Cena for the belt since Cena pinned Jey, Cena turns face during this match. Then you get the rematch with Cena going in as a face which Cena also loses. Finally you get the retirement match against Gunther with Cena losing again.
>>19872143I would make the selling his soul to The Rock & Hollywood part of the story a much bigger deal.First, we'd arrange meetings with some controversial figure, like Harvey Weinstein. I'd tip off TMZ and have them get photos of Cena meeting with him in prison. In the weeks after, we'd go to some of the families of some of Cena's previous Make-A-Wish kids and pay them a shit ton of money to do a disappearance angle. We'd have multiple kids disappearing around the same time, with the only connection between them all being that they were Make-A-Wish kids. We'd make sure Cena and Dwayne were spotted near where the disappearances happened, of course.Each week, Cena would do these bizarre promos that make no fucking sense and are just gibberish (we'd use makeup to make him ghostly pale and give him fucked up dilated eye contacts). His attire during all this would be a black quarter zip that's slightly too small, and white trousers.Over time, we'd introduce an authority figure above The Final Boss and Cena. He wouldn't be shown at first, only appearing as a pitched down voice talking on the phone in the first few months of backstage segments. This would eventually be revealed as Vince.At Summerslam, he would be arranged to fight Cody. However, the match would never start. After Cody has made his entrance and was in the ring, we'd do a minute of silence, and then Cena's new theme (abrasive ambient noise) would hit, but he'd not come down to the ring. Eventually after a few minutes of confusion, Cena would appear on the titantron, standing at Cody's bus. He'd kick down the door and drag Brandi and Cody's kid out screaming. Cody would run backstage and try to get to them, but as soon as he gets there a black sedan would speed off into the night. The PPV would end with a shot of Cody looking fucked -- I imagine it like the ending scene of the movie Pusher (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGL-GDcSPOI) This would of course lead to Cody turning heel.
>>19872231Much better than gaytch booking
>>19872143I would have had him say the n word 7 times in a row. Then he naturally feuds with Cody Raheem Rhodes.
>>19872143shows up to a child's hospital, start delivering AAs to doctors and then goes for the kids, camera crew is there because he told them he was doing some charity stuff
>>19872143At payback rusev snaps and puts Lana in the accolade. Cena is handcuffed and is screaming don't treat a woman that way. Cena says I quit!!!!! Rusev celebrates as Cena comforts Lana. Lana looks deep into Cena and she goes in for a kiss. Cena backs off. The crowd goes crazy chanting do it do it. Cena does it. He gives Lana a passionate kiss. Rusev is shocked. Lana removes her skirt whispers into cenas ear as they both get up. The American flag comes down. Lana and Cena then kiss as the star spangled banner is being sung by Lillian Garcia. Rusev furious goes to the back. We see Rusev backstage and he goes into a room. The camera then shows it is actually the Bella Twins room. Rusev comes out with just a towel on. Brie then walks out looking surprised. Rusev then says he slept with cenas woman to make up for it. Renee young says that is Brie. Nikki is cenas woman. Rusev looks bewildered. Brie says on raw she doesn't mind the mistake and thought Rusev was powerful. She says she converts to Russian. Brie rubs her fingers down rusevs hair. Rusev says later we will have a live sex celebration. In bed Brie announces she wants an immediate termination of Daniel Bryans marriage. Rusev grabs her and he takes her jeans off. All of a sudden Nikki comes down. Nikki says that this whole thing has to stop. Lana and Cena you and Rusev?? All she knows is that it brought her closer together with one man. The crowd starts screaming YES! YES! Daniel Bryan comes from under the bed. He knees Rusev in the face. Daniel stares at Brie who says something in Russian. Daniel throws an organic smoothie in her face. He goes to the entrance stage and gives Nikki a kiss and starts groping her. Brie starts screaming. At summerslam Rusev vs Daniel Bryan happens. During the cold winter months Lana and Cena start to lose steam.
>>19872955>children's hospital cinematic matchfucking kino kino kino anon
>>19872957Lana leaves Cena mutually because their sparks are gone. Lana becomes a great diva. Cena starts losing a lot. Loses every PPV from October to Feb. Cena says he wants NIkki back. Nikki says no. Daniel though screams YES. Looking confused Nikki stands back as Daniel unbuckles Johns Jorts. Nikki smiles. Daniel kisses John as Nikki rubs her hand through Daniels hair. She pulls down johns Jorts. the crowd goes wild! all of sudden rtc comes down and they try to censor it up as the crowd boos. They attack all 3 setting up at wrestlemania Daniel Bryan John Cena and Nikki vs Adam rose Cody Rhodes and Naomi.
it's just too damn bad that John Cena's final year as an active wrestler saw him get emasculated on his very own retirement tour by a jackass of a head creative writer (Triple H).in a way, Triple H succeeded in forcing John Cena out of the company by running a hostile takeover of the WWE locker room with just his favorites (Gunther etc.)
