WHAT SEAT ARE YOU TAKING?
>>19874296The one next to The "Great Brian" Last of course
>>19874296downgrading my ticket to coach
>>19874296I'm sitting in 4E so me and DB Cooper can plan the heist. when it goes down, all three people in front of me will get shot.
>>19874296Sign me up for DB Cooper
>>19874296Db Cooper for sure
>>19874327>>19874332>>19874343"Hey, hey! That's DB Cooper. Uhh, Dan Cooper. Umm, we got to stop him. You and Phil! Hold him, um, you know? Stop him, take him down. Who let him on the plane? Disgusting."
>>19874316What's so Brian about him?
>>19874296A different flight.
>>19874414"Dave and you other assholes, quiet down back there! I'm trying to take a nap. Don't make me get up!"
>>198742964E but I'm smacking and bullying Punk the whole trip and AJ.
>>198742965A or 1C, because you'd end up with a 6-figure job doing absolutely nothing.
>>19874296lol @ that fatfuck taking 2 seats
>>19874327>>19874332>>19874343Lotta DB Cooper marks in here. Based.
>>19874414ok ok, I'll just wound dave when i shoot him, but punk and aj get it right in the head
>>198742962C
>>19874296I think it's safe to say that 4E is the worse seat on the plane, and it ain't because of Miz, Iyo, or Logan.
>>19874756*worstFuck me.
>>19874414"Dave, what are you a fucking ICE agent now? DB Cooper is a hardcore legend, an icon for the people and not for corporate America like you Dave, you son of a bitch! Fuck you!"
The one in-between MF DOOM and Iyo.
>>198742961C unironically.Tone is the only one there that I might get some entertaining discussion out of due to our shared wrestle-autism.
1C, I'd shoot the shit with Tony about wrestling angles and if we hit it off I'd get a job. Could also lean across the aisle and talk shit about the others with Nash and Truth
>>19874948You just wanna do cocaine, anon. Admit it.
>>19875673I wasn’t even thinking that but now 1C’s value shot up tremendously. it’s objectively stupid to choose any other seat.
>>19874296it doesn't matter where you sit because DB Cooper is on board and that means everyone is getting robbed.
>>19875689DB has to get his shit in
>>19875692spot monkey who buried bigfoot on his way out. at least he stayed retired
>>19874296Probably 4E or 3A
1E>hey, did you hear about what happened to the guy next to us >R-Truth: naw tell me>*2 hours later throwing pretzels at Seff and Tony*
>>19874296>10 hour flightImagine the smell
>>19875849Who do you think is blasting the worst beer farts? Besides Conrad
