It's The Final Dynamite Before Grand Slam Australia This Saturday!...AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Toyota Arena in Ontario, CA8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Thekla in a Strap Match for the AEW Women's World Championship>Tommaso Ciampa (c) vs. The Protostar Kyle Fletcher for the TNT Championship>The Young Bucks vs. The Rascalz vs. *Wild Card in a 3-Way Tag Team #1 Contenders Match>Don Callis Family vs. Death Riders in a Trios Match>Orange Cassidy & Roderick Strong vs. Daniel Garcia & Clark Connors >Kenny Omega & Swerve Strickland Face-To-Face Interview!>And More!** 3 Days Out From Grand Slam Australia **** 32 Days Out From Revolution **
love my protostarsimple as
Wish it was a scaffold match :(
smoke break
Well, I guess that means no surprise debut at Grand Slam.
Love me a ladder match
why can't wwe develop young stars like aew
Shit, the AEW graphic designer who makes these posters is GOD TIER.
>>19876465I have never seen a good scaffold match. But the story behind this scaffold is funny because the sandman was drunk and built it overnight, and then had sex on it for some reason
>>19876467Just the Exclamations!! Kekeroo
>not a fighting under the ring Down Under match
>>19876474I could swear I saw a decent scaffold match with the briscoes in gcw but maybe I hallucinated it
>>19876475You got worked by a troll Tweet.
think I'm finna go to All In this year lads
Bayne should win the belt and then wear it like a bra to the ring
That was strange. Kyle really dominated Ciampa and showed a much higher level of performance throughout the match, but they took the belt away from him too quickly. What's next for him?
im shoot in love with harley cameron
>>19876487probably needs a stable of some kind
>>19876483dont hesitate and seize the moment
Darby about to show up and hit Conners with a bag of sand
>187lbsthis stringbean no gym membership havin ass nigga
whats clark going to do with that match???
>>19876474Are AEW rings 18x18?
Why wasn’t Fletchers match main event?
what was the point of hot potatoing the TNT belt from Fletcher - Briscket - Chimpa - Fletcher?And now doing Fletcher vs Briscket?
>>19876503Cause the girls are about to flaunt their straps
P R O T O S T A R
Thekla is a lucky woman
>>19876505tv titles should be changing hands a lot more than they have the last few years, especially now that mercedes run is over
pornostar win first genuinely good booking decision in a long time
>>19876511
What's this angle? Cassidy heel turn or conglomeration falling apart?
>>19876520I always assumed at some point roddy would finally give up and join them either because they save his ass or he is forced to save one of them
>>19876514This showed me Tone knows how Fed oldheads should be utilised, to service his roster he is building. This is how you do it.
Roderick you scumbag
What is Roddy's problem
>>19876520Roddy has always hated being in the Conglomeration. I guess this is the final straw
roddy... you were a conglomerator... you can't do this...
>>19876457we're on number 2
give roddy his fucking neck brace back now tony
>>19876529Based Tonester, he's playing chess in 32 dimensions
Darby!
>>19876540and the moustache+spectacles and the chair in the corner
Darby survived in the desert by drinking his piss and pure hate for Creeps and Liars
Toni looking hot as fuck damn
>>19876544toneDog 4 4 4 4 LYFE
>>19876548Big Show carried him back.
Toni looking absolutely ravishing this evening
Bald Toni might be kino?
>Mixed Martial ArseholeThat had to have come fron RD Evans right? He's a writer there too backstge
Mina bros….
Lmao yuta actually speaking for once
Mina is going to get fatter drinking all that Mothers Milk
YUTA YOU BASTARD
TONY KHANYOU FUCKING NIGGER
this is fucked up
i hate to get trapped in the mother's milk
mina bout to get a dyke hair cut
BOOBA
I will kill Wheeler Yuta or myself for this crime against Mina. Find out Saturday which one of us dies
BASEDRADE
Mina needs to be crying hard over her hair here
Justice for Mina.
>Tank ju, fo beliebing in me
andrade turns on callis and steals all the mexicans from the family?
>will they shave Toni in Australiano, you fucking retardsIt's clearly going to be Marina and it'l lset her off to overthrow Moxley as leader
I really do not know who is winning, Hangman or Andrade, which is cool
>>19876555He still drank his piss though
>>19876599>overthrow Moxley as leader2 more weeks bro
pantaloons
>>19876604I'm not a redditranny so don't get this meme
>>19876590I'd put the belt on him, according to nielsen the broads love Andrade
So we just dropped the whole who sent the flowers gimmick?
>>19876601they already had him go over kenny and swerve, so hangman would be the trifecta and there's your story about how all 3 of them failed to get to mjf
I'm late but I thought Kyle vs Ciampa was really good. Best match Ciampa's career in the past what, like 10 years?
>>19876601Buddy appears and actually helps hangman and he starts teaming up with him as an Aussie crocodile hunter.
>>19876599I believe Marina is nuts enough to wanna go bald and try an outlandish look like that. I think she'd still look beautiful like how Giulia did when she shaved her head
>>19876609didn’t marina admit to it in a backstage promo with toni a couple weeks ago
Does the hair vs hair match specify which hair?Could Marina have her pussy shaved live on tv?
Alright who are the wild card
SUPER KICK PAAAARRRRRTTTTYYYYY!!!
>>19876627huge pop
Please don't be private party
>>19876623I don't know if Roderick is on the Australia show
>>19876627kekSomeone shoop some Jordans sneakers on them too lol
>>19876623Toni's thick bush will break the clippers
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>19876623It's already shavedI suppose they could work gimmicked pubes though
hurry and give me big strap sexla
>>19876635(You)
>>19876638and the headbands
PAUL FUMBLED LMAO
JOBBERS ARE BACK
these flippy stoner niggas should have gone to nxt
That's Private Party!
>>19876633God dammit.
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
THEY'RE STILL HERE?
>>19876642Please clarify: are there nudes of Marina Shafir?
Is it me or does Quen look different?
these former tag champion niggas should have gone to nxt
>>19876633lmao
bit underwhelming that.......
it's a crime these fucking shitters aren't in NXT yetrare tony fumble
Quinn bulking?
>>19876669Cringe
>fightful randomly drops an update about specific people the day of a show>they return hours laterFeel like this happens a lot
>>19876661That’s Swerve, retard
I'm guessing House Rules will not be televised
>>19876645Where the fuck are butcher and the blade?
Maybe there actually is a chance now for Britt Baker to return
>>19876685It's a house show but it's taped. They released the first one a couple of years ago
>>19876642ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION>>19876660
>>19876690I don't think Britt wants to wrestle.
One of the rascals looks like if Sonny came back after going to conversion therapy.
>>19876698make her a female commissioner over the womens division.
>>19876699Sonny would never show his bare nips
>>19876699Stfu fag
Hook picking his teeth kek
Private Party got new moves?
I start looking away whenever the young bucks do their sequences
>>19876713He must have eaten all his chips before they were due to cut to him and he blew his spot. So had to improvise with the remnants of his trademark chips in his teeth
that sell from isiah was great
hate this shit
love this shit
like this shit
am ok with this shit
BASED BUCKS
Bucks vs FTR at Australia or Revolution?
lolbuckswin
How come every wrestling show these days only has 1 good match?
feels like private party being back is the first bad signing tony has made in the last year+i would be ok with the just smaller one as he appears to have some ability to actually create a character but as a team i don't see what they add to the tag division. don't have super high hopes for the rascalz necessarily but am at least curious to see what they can do, unlike private party.
Bucks are boring they need to turn heel again
>>19876744This show had at least 2
I’ll put over that cutter to the outside but I’ll be honest, I haven’t really been that impressed with the Rascals yet.
I fear the strap match is going to be 3 minutes long at this rate
>>19876744AEW regualrly has more than 2 per show weekly
>>19876745rascalzprice and oliveriiconics
5 minute strap match
>>19876747Tnt title and????
LMAO BASED BUCKS
Stokely should've just ran
>>19876758Kenny and Swerve crowd brawl
>>19876756they'll get a good 15 minutes
Dax's question/cutoff gimmick is over with me but only when he does it to old people
>>19876758The opening match of the Death Riders vs Don Callis Family
BRUV
fletcher has surpassed you bruv
>>19876765should have done it on the Bucks Dad and Mom.
he looks like shit
this ospreay return is gonna be biblical
love seeing the billyGOAT on MY television screen
>>19876763That's a segment not a match
OSGOD
>>19876770fletcher has surpassed everyone
Strap match cancelled.Instead Marina will masurbate furiously on live TV
IT'S A BRUVTIFUL DAYSCOFF ALL YA FFEL LIKE
>>19876777they fought, seen'tit with my own eyes.
>>19876773weekly vignettes means it's gotta be revolution, right?
>>19876782>Nyla Rose interrupts
>>19876782Tony on Twitter just said he will pay the FCC fine
>>19876788probably, they are showing training footage montages, those all in tix need to sell sell sell
>>19876767Yeah perfectly mediocre match, didn't advance storyline which it should have
It just never fails. AEW always HAS to go back to The Bucks vs FTR. Those teams are why the tag division has largely been a failure and won't ever get better.
>>19876788nah this is a more long term deal it feels like. The shots of Wembley interspersed. He'll be back before August but I feel like he is Main Eventing to win the World Title there that day. They are planting some seeds now.
>>19876794It was better than mediocre. It was a small preview of Mox vs Takeshita this Saturday
>>19876796thanks for the pedowresblog update
>>19876789>a man interrupts a woman's spaceso many times>>19876790If anything FCC would pay AEW for the scene
the fletcher match made everything else look like amateur hour. you don't need more than that.
LFG
Thekla should spit mist
thekla owes me sex, simple as
Thekla is so excited about becoming champ
THEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAA
love the toxic spider like you wouldn't believe
No boo boo face from Thekla. Might see a title change here
60 min time limit? TONY PLS
I want to put Thekla in a jar
I owe Thekla sex and I’m afraid she’s going to rape me.
I wish I could get whipped with straps by statlander and thekla
>>19876827It was good knowing you
braplander pancake tits
60 minute overrun?
don’t forget you have to touch all four corners!! just kidding this isn’t e-slop kek!
>>19876827giwtwm>>19876831me 2
las NALGAS de statlander
>match starts after 10pmI HATE OVERRUNS I HATE OVERRUNS I HATE OVERRUNS
>thekla fucks you and gives you several STDs saying you're TOXIC now
>>19876841for the sickos
Thekla has tiny 30A boobies and it makes her more aggressive against her opponents if you mention it to her.
>screaming Thekla being dragged across the ring I didn't know I wanted this
>>19876839I’d put syrup on them and lick them clean
>>19876846Why has no one ever done a bugchaser gimmick?
Stat was made about getting hit in the face
these bitches are working stiff
thekla is so smol
>60 minutesum, we're already in overtime
Braplanders dumper is giving me a boner brehs, should I rub one out?
>>19876858That's why I liked Thekla vs Aminata matches
>>19876858perfectamundo
Based
>commercial break after 10based tk
Is it true past a certain hour you can show fully exposed tits on national tv
>bleeding from somewhere other than the pussyodd
>>19876865Rub one in
aew women's matches are better than wwe mens matches lmaohow did this happen???
>>19876877yeah thekla is gonna get topless soon
>>19876877Yes unironically. There's this Spanish show on network TV that will show death and gore and they get away with it because it airs like at 11pm
When are the straop ons coming out?
>>19876811Hmm. Yeah. She should.
>>19876888Paul can’t book
This is actually a pretty good and engaging women's strap match
>>19876877Schiovane about to pop a titty out
Why don't they do the four corners anymore?
blood stains on the inside of stat’s thighs mmmm
good stuff, glad these broads aint holding back
>whipped Stat's buttCool
>>19876903Is there a time limit between touching the corners?
>>198768779pm in my country you can show hardcore porn or violence. Like 'girl gets raped to death via knife in pussy' it's kino
>>19876903that’s a retarded wwe thing
The post match sex is gonna be insane
>threesome with harley and willowis very quickly and unequivocally becoming>drug fueled angry threesome with thekla and statlander
>>19876907Made for strapping
We need a 3rd match if Stat wins here, maybe at revolution
>>19876811Piss mistfrom her pussyinto my mouth as a rib hahaha
>>19876920where do I sign up
>spitting Thekla
wrapping up the toxic spider
Julia a tiny cute!
>>19876845not trve sicko
Someone at WBD really likes these two because they are getting a 15 minute overrun
Kris Joblander
>Why are they doing distractions in a fucking strap match?
what a shitty spear
LETS GO THEKLA
Our champ!!!
Based Thekla
>no dq>didn't just jump the obese cuntretarded booking
Holy shit. That was a pretty good match
So end the worst reign in belt history
NEW Champ. She Did It!
And so ends Stat's loyalty run.
We all owe Thekla sex on this day
i was working myself into a shoot convinced tony wouldn't make the right callglad i was wronggreat fucking dynamite
doing the surprise wins a bit much now
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
>Birds vs Spider
Thank you camera dude
Saturday finna be kino
Thekla's run has already been as interesting than Stat's
TOXIC SPIDER PISS RAINS DOWN FROM A GREAT HEIGHT
Thekla is really good for someone who came with such little buzz. Tony doesn't book them as much, but seems to do a better job with a lot of the women
>Winsor's ass in those shorts
>>19876962that dude was getting all the good shots
>>19876962Need the webm since they held the shot for like 10 seconds
see you saturday fellow sickos
>>19876966while engaged in cbt with the sisters of sin
>>19876839in my mouth yumsmol tits, gigantic thighs/ass. it is the Patrician way
these threads were dead af tonight
>>19876955Amen
That match was so hot it kind of turned me on. What a shitty ending though, aew still needs to work on that as shitty ss wwe is they title wins always feel like a big deal
>>19877015it didn't feel like a big deal bc statlander's reign was so fucking boring
>>19877004A lot of people got banned this week for participating in a certain thread
>>19877020I meant post Thekla win with the beat down and the late run in. It felt like she won a secondary belt instead of the mainnone
>>19877035Yeah the whole board is pretty dead. Hope everyone tuned in anyway, it was a genuinely great Dynamite and the pendulum do be swinging
>>19877054>every episode is great but actually this week's was greater even than thatThen ask yourself, why does no one give a fuck?
>>19877054I was watching but not posting because I hate so much the fucking captcha and I prefer to put attention on the show that's full of action!
>>19877035should I even ask?
>>19877081The LA knight thread about his trump Instagram post. Everyone got banned in that thread for off topic discussion. Everyone should be back by Friday
>>19877090why not just kill the thread and leave it at that?
>>19877090good
>>19877097Can't answer or I'll get bbanned too
>>19876903retard PG babbyslop stip for retard brains (Edrones) AEW does old time territories bloodbath strap matches for real wrestling fans.