AEWtists really be like:>AEW is the best wrestling promotion ever and Tony R. Khan is booker of the year>that's why most wrestling fans choose to ignore it and watch WWE
>and watch WWEsure bud
>>19885041>[AEWtistic screeching]So when was the last time Dynamite drew upwards of 8k people? Raw and Smackdown do it regularly desu. And that's with higher ticket prices. Wrestling fans look at the value proposition of cheap AEW tickets vs expensive WWE tickets and they're like "yeah AEW sucks so I'd rather pay more to watch WWE".
>>19885005Why did AEW fans eat Tide pods back in the day?I thought it was a meme, but aewtists really ate detergent? Why?
poptimism is for fags, but AEW does suck
>>19885367It's a dumb zoomer thing. I'm sure all the Jey Uso fans were eating Tide pods too, let's be real.
>>19885393Well sure, but nobody actually ate Tide pods right? You'd die! Either that or I'm just a huge pussy.
>>19885041Royal Fumble KEKAROO!
>>19885406Some pretended to eat them and some actually did. Tide pods are toxic but it's not necessarily an auto-kill. Depends how much you eat.
>>19885419No shit? I'll stick to bath salts, thank you. Nobody ever died on that stuff. Undead. But not real dead.
lose tits
Why yes Marvel makes the best movies, how did you know?
>>19885005Something something food analogy
>my bargain bin fed is super popular okay?can't even move tickets lmao
>>19885760gAyEW is doing the same thing for a bingo hall in Australia
>>19885041>>19885120Kek, both of these irrelevant gay ass sports entertainment feds can’t draw flies to shit. Mass graves for brown dronies and AEWtists is the final solution.
>>19885005Saddest part is that local AEW pork probably vote in the Meltzer subscriber awards themselves for 14,99$ a month and then bring their shit here like it validates their opinion.
>>19885837When and why did Meltzer increase his price?I mean I know why. He's a rat. And a bullshit artist. But what did he tell his paypigs? Why the increase?
>>19885005it's the only pork on the wheelies has left, the echo chamber of obese subhuman smarks
>>19885005WWE is no longer professional wrestling.
>>19885837The voters are chosen by Meltzer and all have some actual background working in the industry. You don't get a vote simply by being a subscriber. Quit spreading misinformation, you look like an absolute fool.
>>19885760Name a wrestling promotion more popular than WWE. I'll wait for you to seethe and shit yourself.
>>19885005What does the R stand for?
>>19885005
>>19885760You can't even move your legs
>>19886068>the only AEW fan making up shit
>>19885005piggiEs be like >WEEEE WEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>19885005you are 5'2
>>19886480AEW cult be like>what did Dave say? I HAVE to agree. I just can't say he's wrong. Why would I ever do that? Mistico is the best wrestler. Better than anyone in my company. How could i disagree?
>>19886442>>19886480>trying to use this fallacyAEW has spent 7 years trying to overtake WWE as the most popular wrestling promotion in the world and it's spent 7 years failing miserably at it. It wants to be the Minecraft Movie but it's Five Nights at Freddy's 2.
>>19886696>AEW has spent 7 years trying to overtake WWEThis is not true. They just want to be a wrestling company that doesn't cater to retards. TK noticed that there were wrestling fans that aren't retarded and saw a multi billion dollar business opportunity.
>>19886728>They just want to be a wrestling company that doesn't cater to retards.Kek>TK noticed that there were wrestling fans that aren't retardedKEK>and saw a multi billion dollar business opportunity.KEEEEEEEK
>>19886728>This is not true.Except it is. >They just want to be a wrestling company that doesn't cater to retards.If AEW doesn't want to be a wrestling company that caters to retards then how come it caters to retards? Seems counter-productive.
>>19886808>a 20 second comedy spot on a 5 hour wrestling show show proves my point whew lad
>>19886868>trying to claim video footage of AEW catering to drooling retards doesn't count because it's 20 seconds longkek
>>19885005Stop stealing Liv's old gimmick.
Aewtists be like>WWE is like Marvel, I enjoy more of an art house product>also if I don’t see a flip every ten seconds the match starts to lose me
>>19887044this was from 2 years ago lmao
>>19886728>TK noticed that there were wrestling fans that aren't retardedThe entire AEW fan base is retarded and obnoxious and 99 percent of the reason no one will even attempt to watch their garbage
>>19887073A better example is that WWE fans want Mission Impossible, Transformers or Fast and Furious etc and AEW fans want John Wick, Tarantino's flicks, Mad Max etc They're not that different in principal but there is a clear delineation I'd rather a world where all of these movies exist, wrestling should be the same
>>19885005>Most Wrestling fansWrestling is a hyper niche interest, doesn’t really mean anything who watches more of what when all of it is irrelevant. That’s why actual live sports whoops WWE’s ass in ratings
>>19887150>that clip of AEW catering to retards doesn't count because it's from 2 years agoDon't worry, I'll wait for you to come up with an excuse for this one
>>19887382Jesus
>>19886785>>They just want to be a wrestling company that doesn't cater to retards.>Kek>>TK noticed that there were wrestling fans that aren't retarded>KEK>>and saw a multi billion dollar business opportunity.>KEEEEEEEK
>>19887382
>>19887382it's on the camera guy, if you actually left your house and went to tv tapings you'd see stuff like this all the time
>>19887411Damn, AEW is losing to THIS show. Just how bad is AEW?
>>19887608>it's the camera guy's fault they're doing this gay spot that takes way too long
>>19887631yeah they were supposed to film banditogo to an actual taping sometime go watch the royal rumble again and notice how 10 people not on camera at any time are just chilling at any given time
>>19887717Maybe they should think ahead of how fucking stupid this is gonna make both of them look, you mark ass faggot
>>19887731you are literally the only person on earth that cares and if mjf showed up on raw tomorrow you'd be his biggest fan
>>19887752'fraid not. And the people in the ring looking utterly retarded for trying this get paid to do it for a living. They should care.
>>19885005kek
>>19886442the oscars only exist to give publicity to underperforming films
>>19885005The singular AEW pedo do be like that
>>19887247AEW isn't a deeper show because their wrestlers move faster and do more flips and you have to make up their motivations in your head because Tony doesn't come up with reasons for the matches. You aren't smarter for watching AEW. Drill that fact into your fucking brain and accept it.
>>19886068Who?WHO VOTES IN THIS THING?NAMES! SPIT OUT THE NAMES AND HOW MANY PEOPLE VOTED!
>>19887608>it's on the camera guyIt's on MJF and Bandito for being incompetent. You can't blame the camera guy for doing his job and filming their retarded bullshit.
>>19885005Who even watches AEW besides faggots?
>>19885005WWE fans watch WWE to go online and bitch about how much it sucks. Then they talk about how much AEW sucks because they only relate to wrestling based on how much they don't like it. These same fans will make a personality off of not liking popular thing only to use popularity to justify their decision to keep hate watching the same show that peaked when they were 12.
Aewtists suck. Crybabyheads.
>>19892156Elderly people locked in basements?
so this is the E-drone seethe thread, huh? pretty pathetic
>>19892156Your mother watches it here & there while I’m visiting for the night.
>>19892156Boomers, for some reason. Meltzer keeps bragging about the over 50 demo kek
>>19885418Kek what a crippled mick
>>19885005>>that's why most wrestling fans choose to ignore it and watch WWEthis is where you're mistaken, wwe fans aren't wrestling fansthey're disney adult virgins with no life or a potential of having a life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oneYdchsnyY
>>19895235You watched a pretaped tranny wrestling show from Australia on valentines. You're not only a morbidly obese virgin you've never talked to a woman that wasn't your mom
I just think AEW is lame and I feel embarrassed when I watch it. I love WWE though.
>>19895253projecting hard here breh
