Booker t edition
Who's theme would Booker sing if he was on Smackdown?
>>19886874this show stinks so far ngl....
>>19886879Trick Willy
Aka the worst announcer of 2025
>>19886881Always does
>>19886883Shit I forgot he's on Smackdown now. My bad
Nick Aldis cums in Mickie James every night btw
>>19886874Thanks for baking TB
Are they cracking down on VPNs or something? I can't watch shit.
Women are allowed to go to shows
>so bored I am playing the fake kingdom building game that comes up in a grindr ad.
>>19886895'fraid so. it was only a matter of time
>>19886900God hates fags
>>19886895Sar your psp-tv.com?????
>>19886907God loves everyone. He just hates sin.
LA MISTICA
talla's kicking ass
Shinsuke looks gassed
>>19886879>I GAVE IT ALL AWAY, I GAVE IT ALL AWAY, TO GET MAH FREEEEEDOM! AW YEAH, MAN!
um why ref does not DQ the match? coherence much?
Tama getting pushed
YEYEYEYEYEYEYE
>two girls brawl on the outside>DQ >10 men actively ignoring tag rules >tee-hee
>tama gets the pinAre they really pushing him this year?
Ref had no idea who was legal.
>>19886936>>19886943stop noticing REEEEEEEEE
why the wyatts keep acting menacing when they lost the lantern and the belts?
Did Charlotte get new boobs again?
Is there any reason to push Bron in a world where Oba and Trick have been called up? Even before he KWAB'd himself he was both stuck in the vision vortex and delivering shitty whiny promos. All that time doing nothing and he'd still be less of a draw at mania than two guys fresh out of NXT.
>>19886946If this was a serious promotion, Tama would be a main eventer
Kek when did Solo steal their lantern?
Solo has some of the best character work and facial expression out of everyone in the wwe
Chuck's tits squeezed up like crazy
wtf lesbianism?
What's up with them tits?
Charlotte's titties looking nice here
>>19886930No surprises there
>>19886958I’ll need a closer inspection to confirm.
WOOOOOOHOLY MOLY CHUCK LOOKS LIKE THAT???!!
>>19886928He is great in tag matches, just needs others to do some heavier lifting.
>>19886895i thought it was just meholy shit this is annoying nowand i keep validating my pass and getting KWABbed by 'flix immediately after so i can't use the passfuck!
>>19886969watched shinsuke vs sami at takeover dallas 2015 yesterday and he had the exact same physique back then
Charles working overtime to show there is part of her body worth putting your dick in
I love cute era Charlotte bros
DID DRAGONUV JUST SUCCESSFULLY HEADBUTT A SAMOAN!? WTF!THATS IMPOSSIBLE!
>I'm gonna WOO youbest line in Charlotte's career
charlexa trying to not get outfagged by rhiyo
Charlotte has titties?!
no one cares about these two shitters they are gonna put on the worst match when they betray each other
CUTE HAGS
>>19886982Russians confirmed to have harder heads than Samoans.
>>19886969he can still deliver if he wants to, the physique is not the issue
>>19886988i don't think charles and alexa can have a breakup match, even if alexa turns heel the fans are gonna get behind her instead of charlotte and everything they've done to rehab charles' image will have been for nothingeven if they stop team stuff they're probably gonna stay associated with one another
>>19886987Mmmmmmm Nia fupa and thighs holy shit
>>19886902>>19886973Oh well, I guess they chose the path of no money.
alexa looking cute!
>galentines dayYou faggots are seriously going to defend this shit? This show is awful. The divas have got to go. On raw and smackdown, its nothing but muh womens revolution non stop and its god awful
>>19887000The fans aren't going to care for a Charlotte title run since smackdown sucks anyway
>kanemy sidesis that faggot still mayor
>>19887005yeah based men like us only want to see oiled up men in underwear grapple and grab at each other, TRUE MEN
Fine, I’ll admit it. I like Charlotte. I like her gimmick. I like her in the ring. She’s one of the best on the female side when it comes to speaking parts (backstage and promos). I think she’s cute. You all can piss up a tree if you don’t agree lol
I want to meet Kane and have him sign my copy of End the Fed
>TRICKMELO REUNION
based kit
KITWILSON
TOXIC
Damien is so toxic.
/ourguy/
>CAMELTOE
Kit still less gay than Damien Zest
>smackdown has a slam poetry segment to fill 3 hours
Fig 1.1 A FAGGOT
kek truth
Poor bastardI wonder what he told HHH that gave him this gimmick and removed him as a tag team
I feel like Twitter is going to upset by that cameltoe line.
So alexa gets the match cost by CharlesWow writing is amazing
ghoulia on tonight?
finally something goodlets go lexi!
>>19887035Elton is crippled, at least he's kept his job.
>>19886994need them in my mouth NOW
>>19887036It's supposed to be a reference at billy eyelash
>aleister black vs alexa bliss intergender match
Charly not looking like a monster for once
She can push them together as hard as she wants, I'd still rather bust on Alexa's face than Charles' tits
>>19887050LET'S GOOO
>>19887031That shouldn't be possible but 'd 'o
Little late on the post but Truth is still so funny
>giving zelina alister's entranceHaitch trying hard to get Zelina over
Bliss bringing back the Fiendess gimmick for this
NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
Zelina sex
Oh this is zelina vs Alexa LMFAOOOOOOOO none of em are good
NOT EVERY DING IS TRULY DONG
>>19887057He should just become a streamer, would be kino
they should have had aleister come out and do the funny latina dancing behind zelina
We need another show in Puerto Rico
GIULIA GOT A POP
plz drop the braids giulia
brother fuck ghoulia push kiana
Do you guys think Aleister cheats on Zelina?
>screamed at a black child Kek
Zelina is shit and can't wrestle>>19887063Alexa can wrestle, zelina is shit.>>19887069A Valentine's day Miracle
>>19887065I could see it, maybe he is just too much of an unc by now to get streaming, idk, I wonder if he has ever considered it
>>19887069That was for Kiana’s tits.
>>19887066That would've been magnitudes better than the visual plea we got
>based Giulia screaming in that nigger kid's face.
>>19887076BASED
>>19887076
>>19887076>>19887081he thought, you know, with the braids and all, she might have been a sista...
Guilia should start dressing like an OL gyaru slut to get over.
>>19887071Bro imagine Kiana teaming with Lash and maybe Nia. That would be dimes.
>>19887017I don’t agree, and you have shit taste.
>>19887077Alexa can't even lock up properly
>>19887078Get one of his kids to host him reacting to sporting events and rap beefs.
purely from an in ring stand point i think zelina might be the worst wrestler on the rosterpretty confident in saying she's the worst female on the main roster at least, maxxine is better than her nowmaybe AJ or brie might be worse
>Lexi towering over ZelinaHnnng
>>19887090Just have Kiana and Lash go 1v1 for an extended amount of tim
>>19887098Michin?
>Cheering Giualia and Zelinadumb crowd
>>19887101My name is Tim. And yes, there would be extended amount of me.
That double knee was ass
>>19887098jades worse but her look saves her
this match is grim in terms of engagement. Alexa is so slow and her moves lack impact. Giulia might carry this match
>screams at niggers>pulls on a jew's noseHoly based, Giulia!
>>19887101Give them a no.1 contenders match for like 15-17 min
>>19887107Michin is by far the most pointless member of the roster and should've been fired a long time ago
Giulia’s gear a little more revealing. It’s a start.
Bros, how dark is Alexa's asshole?
>>19887107michin is boring but she isn't the worst in ring worker on the roster, if we are going just on ring work she's not exceptional but she's fine>>19887113jade might be the other real contender
This is awful wtf
>>19887125Depends on how hairy it is at any particular time.
>>19887125It’s a very light shade of brownish-pink (poop comes from there).
This sucks. Can't even wank to it.
>>19887125I'll check after the match
>>19887098Didn't she do all the wrestling for that Paige movie that came out a few years ago?
Kiana got them Trish Stratus hooters
Alexa vs zelina in 60 minute time limit will spike up ratings
>>19887134>(poop comes from there)meds NOW
>>19887136Gain test, bong. I've already finished.
>>19887137thanks fren
Giulia looks huge with Alexa and Zelina kek
It would be cool to get to test all the different pussy from the women’s locker room
>>19887136Alexa but now you have zelina in the ring
>ref has to put Giu's shoulders down.Jesus
>>19887153Jealous of all the black talent
>>19887153I'd settle for a pissflap gallery
For me it’s Bliss’ cheeks and tight stretchy cunt
>that slow ass jog off the ropes into the sister abigaillol
Gross fucking hags
>>19887163I mean that's nice an all but Bliss is the most facefuckable woman on the roster
>>19887090ideas for kiana>tiffany/kiana/fallon - mean girls stable like fatal influence but only works if fallon leaves jacy>charlotte/kiana/M by elegance (TNA)/sol ruca - charlotte pits the girls against each to see who is worthy of becoming her true heir and taking on tiffany>kiana/sol/jaida parker/kelani jordan - lightskinned female nation of domination, managed by raheem
So many titties
Damn everyone's got em pushed up tonight
chelsea shoot broke her anklethank god she's still on the show
That finisher was terrible
Alba Fyre still on television
I love fake tits so much, bros.
there's a certain irish dude that will not take fondly to that joke from tiffany
>>19887170trippel k's creative is getting questioned so he asked everyone to get their tits out
Holy shit Tiffy has man hips just like Charles
I want to fuck the ugliest woman on the roster. Who am I getting?
>>19887174[GREAT NEWS]
>>19887168>kiana/sol/jaida parker/kelani jordan - lightskinned female nation of domination, managed by raheemBased
PIGWHEELER CATCHING STRAYS FROM TIFFY!!
based Chelsea working her injury into her character
>>19887170The pendulum is swinging. Booba making a big cumback.
>>19887178Why would Bobby Sands object to that?
>>19887170Valentines Day episode
>>19887183they're building female brock down in NXT
>>19887183Shayna Baszler doesn't work there anymore. At least not on the active roster, she showed up on NXT after she was released for some reason.
lucky you
>>19887176I wanna slap them around and motorboat them and do a line of coke on it.
This has to be the most wrestling heavy wwe show since that one raw with that long ass gauntlet match several years ago
alexa kinda copied the asuka fighting game combo
>>19887183Piper Nevin still count?
>>19887183
>>19887183Oinko
>>19887198for >>19887183
>>19887202piper is a big girl with a pretty face, she's near the bottom but not at it
>>19887183Is Zoey stark still employed?
>>19887183Zoey Stark or Michin, objectively
is Hobbs appearing tonight?
>>19887210shes on the roster page so that fucking car crash of a mug is fair game
okay buddies it's tjpw time
>>19887215Evolve no.1 contender bub
>>19887210Zoey is actually hot
>>19887210Kairi crippled her
My girlfriend's brother just asked me if we had any plans for Valentine's Day and sent me this pic
>>19887215He was at Main event
>>19887233she crippled herself
ofc alexa hogan wins again, might as well let giulia go job in chamber since she is not winning it
>his gimmick is he's a shoot negro
>>19887232Grow some standards, everyone deserves some loving I guess though
>booing SamiLmfao, just turn this guy heel already
>>19887233zoey crippled zoey
>>19887249She is, thoAt least I'm not wanting to fuck one of the black cunts
seriously question gentlemenhow can we fix rey fenix?
WHIP THAT NIG
WHOOP THAT TRICK
monster poo for trick willy
/pw/ retards will genuinely type "trick isn't over"
THIS NIGGA IS OVER OH GOOD LAWD
lexi is winning at chamber and wrestlemania
Sami Zayn makes me think of Foodie Beautie’s pet pig Peetz.
THAT'S HIMTHAT'S THAT MANTHAT'S TRICK DAWGAWWWWWWWW YEAH MANNNNNNNNNN
>>19887253Zoey has her moments. I’ll be glad when she returns. Jordynne Grace looks like they’re doing everything they can just to hold her together.
>>19887261Of course he's overHe's the man that comes out that gets the crowd to scream his catchphraseNotice how no reactions in the match happen
>>19887246>shootsource?
OH YEAH MAN
why the crackers like trick so much? he is like a reverse cody?
ZESTY NIGZESTY NIGZESTY NIG
>>19887254Reunite with his brother on Raw, that's it.
trick got cheered for telling sami to go fuck himself LMAO
Where's the lie?
Piped in audio
>>19887265lexi’s people don’t do well in chambers
BASED TRICK NO LIES DETECTED
WHEN HOLLYWOOD IS TALKING, WE LISTEN
it's crazy watching Trick going from a background guy that barely spoke to where his is now
based promo so far
Trick called up and week to week cutting the best promo work he’s done since his NXT feud with Melo.
is lemon pepper steppers an expression or a fake negro word made up so the whiteys can repeat it and feel hood?
Trick has IT (im not a bbc poster, btw)
>>19887293WHAT?
mexican squirrels btfo
PENIX
>ANIME
>>19887291>barely spokeHe was Mello's mouth piece. He just was just really shit at wrestling
>trick cuts promos about how he doesn't work the indies, how he's hollywood, dabbing on flippy luchadores and unkempt freaks like sami>antismarks: "NOOOOOO I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"
>FenixAnd that’s me out.
>What?>What?>What?WWE doesn't charge this fucking drones enough
was trick just talking about eating someone’s ass
>90 more minutesFuck my life
All these lucha bros gotta have like 11s on the Norwood scale that's why they wear those damn masks
>>19887315He was Mello's "muscle". He was Nash to Mello's Michaels.
>>19887315it always felt like Melo did more yapping than him, but yeah he has improved a lot
>>19887319Fenix is a good performer. I also like him because his theme is metal even if it sounds like AI Suno bullshit horse shit.
>already getting what’dKWAB
>>19887327Fenix's ass, to be specific
I'm ngl I put Dragon lee above ray Fenix he really is elevating the WWE roster
>>19887300I don’t *know* because I’m an old white, but I *think* it started with that Wingstop ad jingle for “Lemon. Pepper. Wings.” …which black people like. So Trick adopted it. Again, I am an old white.
>>19887327>>>/wsg/6092246>>>/wsg/6092246>>>/wsg/6092246
BEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
>>19887345the fuck is booker t teaching his students?
>>19887170>>19887176Post em
>>19887357
>>19887307chant only matters if it disrupts the promo
will fenix job to trick again?
>>19887366WHAT?
>>19887367I’m imagining a roll up
BIG FAN OF PENIX
LOOCHALOOCHALOOCHALOOCHALOOCHA
The crowd thinks Fenix is Kalisto
>>19887368you think you are getting to me but guess
>>19887351wholesome
>>19887367Trick wins via grabbing tights or unmasking Rey.
LUCHALUCHALUCHA
among the "vanilla luchas" fenix is a better worker than dragon lee but he's older and speaks worse english and doesn't have the phenomenal rub so he won't go as far
Lash is lucky.
>>19887391dragon lee is better in almost every aspect
>AH NEMO
>>19887397when you say almost what do you think fenix does better
>>19887397better at botching, for sure
>>19887391>>19887397not enough people mention Axiom in the lucha picture. Easily the smoothest in ring.
yo trick just said the shit word
>>19887406which colour Axiom is best?
>>19887402id say rey has a better and more memorable look, thats about it
>>19887406That’s because he’s stuck with Nathan Faggot who fucked up my boy Elton Prince.
CARSHIELD
>>19887406it's dubious if axiom counts as a luchador because he's not from mexico or at least latin americaelio lefleur (new french lucha in NXT) was given his mask by a luchador so he might count but axiom just donned the mask one day
>>19887413Isn't is Axiom Azul? I know some anon on here had a spreadsheetm
>>19887357I should go to a RoW show.
ice on my wrist!mama like “where you get this?”!
>>19887234lore accurate rei kagura
i'm liking that high pitch WOO from fenix
trick slap is dimes
THIS IS AWESOME
>when midcarders are trying to get themselves over
Who wins one of the big heavyweight belts first?Trick, Oba, Royce, or Bouncy
>>19887406I like Axiom. when I watch with friends who are casuals they always make fun of him for looking like a "dorky power ranger"
>>19887447Hobbs is winning the Evolve belt blud
>>19887447Oba
I’ll hand it to him, Fenix is puttin on a show.
>>19887447Oba then Trick
>>19887447might as well call it the smoke alarm chirp belt
>i can't book
>>198874471. oba - immediately put into world title scene, never leaves)2. trick - upper midcarder for a little then main eventer)3. bouncy - perennial upper midcarder but gets a couple world title runs eventually because he's too over to ignore4. royce - imo i do not ever see him leaving the midcard other than as an occasional filler match in long reigns
>>19887416Just like Ciampa, Triple Hack is ruining Axiom by lumping him in with one of his fetish dimeless indie shitters. Can't wait for him to have another heart attack after Mania 42 underperforms.
great matchfor some reason trick and fenix have good synergy, wouldn't have expected that
RHIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19887478Didn't they fire Royce already
trick was really selling that match
What a shit finisher, even the Book-end looks better
>>19887478bouncy isn't going to be the world champ of his local kfc
>>19887478Royce is Buddy but black.
>>19887447I could see Oba get a short run with belt off of monster momentum. I think Trick will have a longer road and probably turn face first. Je'von god bless him is going to be Black Sami zayn, He might get it in his 30s.
i fucking hate iyos voice is way more annoying than tiffys
>>19887494he was on Main Event
Ew I hate jade so much bro she looks like a nigga. Nigga as in a male. Shes obviously black.
Damn, Jade looked fire
>>19887517>>19887520the duality of nigga
SPECIAL
>>19887513Many people say this.
>Weird bug noises>"I know Iyo, I understand"Rhea sounds like my crazy lesbian friend when she talks to her cats
>Jade's clit is bigwhat did he mean by this?
>>19887516So pretty much fired then
>>19887537>>19887537>>19887537>>19887537
>>19887530this is exactly how it should be donespare iyo the trouble of trying to speak english, she'll sound more natural in japanese, and the implication that rhea understands japanese is funny
>>19887480Idk about HHH dying, but since gAyEW isn’t a threat, the E is absolutely too comfortable and needs some sort of shakeup. The people in charge are too lax and too out of touch. Like how are commentary/reporters not on the same page on how to pronounce last names like Vaquer (vuh-care) and Frazer (fray-zer)? Why can’t Tiffany say the plural of ‘woman’, ‘women’? Why is there so much reliance on older talent when in-ring and even on the mic they very clearly are washed? Why are there so many underwhelming and sometimes downright shitty physiques in the upper echelon of pro wrestling now?
>>19887555>Why can’t Tiffany say the plural of ‘woman’, ‘women’?a shockingly large amount of the young girls can't say "women," roxanne says it like this too
>>19886874
