All Elite Wrestling Presents Grand Slam Australia From Sydney For The First Time Ever!...AEW Grand Slam Australia TONIGHT! from Qudos Bank Arena in Sydney, AUS8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX! (Disney+ or AEW+ on Triller TV if you're in Australia)>MJF (c) vs. Brody King for the AEW World Championship>Hangman Adam Page vs. Andrade El Idolo [Winner Gets AEW World Championship Match at Revolution]>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe in a TNT Championship Ladder Match>Jon Moxley (c) vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita for the AEW Continental Championship>Babes Of Wrath (c) vs. MegaBad for the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships>Timeless Toni Storm & Orange Cassidy vs. Death Riders in a Mixed Tornado Tag [Loser Of The Fall Has Their Head Shaved]** 29 Days Out From Revolution **
>>19893206It's part of his character change after winning it that the 'title is for them (the fans') and he's upset there's no pin/submission ending that it was a draw>>19893213Miz is unironically one of the shittiest wrestlers to ever exist
>>19893214THESE IS NOT GAMETHRAD 3ONLY GAMETHREAD 2 OP STOP LYING IT NOT GAMETHREAD 3 ONLY 2
Anybody got the spoilers please? Thanks!
>>19893231Tis tradition I'm afraid
>>19893233Check Twitter. Not gonna post them here.
>>1989322510/10 meme, no notes
>>19893233Yes, Marina Shafir ends up shooting on Toni Storm in the match due to Toni to not selling enough and repeatedly cunt punts her
>>19893231dronie lies
I love Harley Cameron
>>19893233Fedophiles will seethe and mald like the bunch of subhumans they are, and we Elite Sickos will laugh at all of you while we enjoy kino pro-wrestling
for me, it's el hijo de stink
>>19893249you tell 'em, Cleaner
Im apprehensive about posting this because I'm a huge AEW fan but here it goes.I went to Forbidden Door and after the show I was feeling horny. I'm a gay man, so I fired up Grindr and I matched with Tony. His profile name was "gay little bottom boy" and he sent me some really weird shit. I still went over to his hotel though but as soon as I saw a dog in a weird position I bounced. I'm still going to watch the show but I can never respect Tony ever again
god damn stat is bleeding hard in that promo
>>19893248She looks like she has sex with men
theks with sex
>Stat is still championso tired of this, she sucks almost as much as Mercedes
>>19893233Willow leaks again giving Bayne a powerbomb
Stat is so dimeless it’s unreal
>>19893266wat
The women in AEW mog the women in WWE
TELL ME ABOUT BAYNE WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE HEADDRESS
>>19893260That rules you out
>>19893266Stat lost?
>muh Cosmic Killerone of the 147 nicknames/catchphrases that Stat can't get over
more like megaboob
the one point I'll give AEW is pulling the trigger on all tag teams have to have a team name no matter what
>>19893279Stat's new theme song didn't help
>takeshita vs mox at revolution>takeshita about to do his reining fire >okada arrives like fanman causing a distraction>takeshita loses via rollupand that's how we get the okada vs takeshita rematch
I LOVE WOMEN'S WRESTLING!!!!!!!
Wait, the challengers beat the champions for the right to be number one contender for the champion's titles?
Sex with Penelope
>>19893274She's a big girl
I’m going to stick my entire head up Megan’s Baynus and lick the walls of her colon clean.
More like MegaCringe amirite
>>19893266My brother in Christ, Thekla is your NEW Aew Women's World Champion
>Harley's butt in that outfit
>>19893274gotta give Joey Ryan something to hang on when he's riding space mountain
>>19893272ngl aew got wwes womens division lookin like a bunch of dogs
>>19893274big boobs yum
>>19893275Nah that's you
>>19893287>when the mexican rapist you helped escape from ICE rapes another white woman
>Babes of Wraththis reference goes over 90% of wrestling enthusiast's head
Where/when can we watch the ROH-PWA matches?
Imagine these 4 girls squishing tony khans face between their oiled asses and farting into his open mouth creating a suction vacuum of oil farts intestinal gas and they just fucking slather his bearded face in oil and ass sweat and bounce up and down side to side crushing his face with there asses and farting
I luv womeme's rasslin for it's athleticism
>>19893279Would be hard for anyone to nail it as champ after Toni but they had nothing for her going into it. Thekla's run has upside at least.
>>19893288Yes, the challengers have to beat the champions twice
Lot of booba in this match. You think Ishii is watching?
>MegaBad
If I was in the crowd I’d simply chant for Buddy and his wife.
Reasons I love Willow and other non-white women wrestlers: they make all the White women wreslters look so much more attractive
>>19893299fuck me I meant Janella.
>>19893281Yep. Though, unfortunately, most of the names are pretty terrible. Then again, that's the case with most tag teams anywhere.
>>19893312Ending Toni’s reign in 4 way with a roll up was a weird choice
>>19893316The blonde girl was hotter with longer hair
there has to be at least one person having sex with grand slam in the background
>>19893271>>19893277>>19893296I shoot turn the TV off when women are main eventing, so I didn't know.
>>19893318i dont like black or fat chicks but i'm absolutely into willowmaybe it's because she's just very wholesome and would be a good mom
>>19893279Maybe we live in a simulation where like in a RPG where you get strength perks for a low charisma rating and she just needs to git good
What exactly are this gay little bottom boy's "ruthless roots"...?
>>19893328Willow was hotter when she was bigger
>>19893308Is there an audio book of this I can listen to at x2 speed?
>>19893329One thing I will give her is I'm often impressed by her strength, but other than that she's just dimeless. Shoulda stayed a alien.
Harley’s massive breasts engulfing my manhood
Tonebunny
>>19893335zoomers are cooked fr
>for over 100 years no one would insure military driversfor one, who'd be insane enjoy to insure a jeep. on the other he's going to use that jeep to try and run over Jody
>>19893335Don't bother. It's faggot commie bullshit. I tried reading it for a book report in the 7th grade but got pissed off and ditched it at the last minute and read Animal Farm because it was short. Best lesson that school ever taught me.
>>19893345ohhhhhhh so that's why he keeps her around, ok
Imagine making Tony Khan into a fuck doll and surgically removing his eyes, nose, and mouth. No senses at all. Just a living fucksack of meat. Imagine your semen puddling in the holes where his facial features used to be.
>>19893308maybe the grapes could try not being wrathful and use zocdoc
>>19893351we love our schizos don't we folks
...WTF is wrong with some of you?
>>19893349>It's faggot commie bullshitIt's an important chapter in American history, and a perfect example of corporatism run amok, you drooling retard.
Willow smacked those titties good
>>19893351sorry bro I don't have any change
>>19893335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv_WnXc-wF4&list=PLJQRTA5LbleCE1H2LcjmWEQel7SgxrYG3you could probably set up the youtube player to go at 2x speed
>>19893328You're just getting old, anonAs men age, their standards generally change from 'attractive woman' to 'woman that would be a good mom and fun' even if said woman is an obese negress
imagine if this was a wet t shirt match bros
>>19893356SICKOS ONLY
You cannot trust Penelope to not fuck up during her matches
>>19893356shoot the most mentally ill board I'm afraid
>>19893251They don't make em like this anymore.
I want to rape this referee. Bryce Remsburg is such a little bitch. Bald little uppity fucking faggot
Is vegemite really the stable food of Australia? Grim
>>19893214Do koalas still give the test? I haven't seen any koala tests from this show.
>>19893328it's because she was raised by her single White father
>>19893356AEW broke these e-drones' minds
>>19893370She's only there to eat the pin.
LENA
>>19893364being hot is nice too, harley has the same vibeimagine her doing her puppet bullshit to your kids and their friends
look at this tall ass broad, goddamn!!!
>>19893357>and a perfect example of corporatism run amokunlike importing an endless stream of brown underclass slave labor
Lena mogging Bayne here
Id have preferred the other Kross :(
Holy shit that's a lot of woman
>>19893366imagine if it was a vanilla pudding match haha
>>19893383No. She's only there because she's blonde and attractive.
>>19893390Is that Leon S Kennedy?
I hate harleys character
new pawg yum
>>19893393You can watch him on MLW (you won't)
All of these women would kidnap me if I was a little boy
>>19893390Right, but it was about treating your fellow White Americans like they were Mexicans. Companies slaughtering tons of pigs and them dumping them in the river to keep the price of pork high while half the country is literally starving. Fucking shameful.
>>19893408But MLW sucks ass
>>19893274It represents Artemis aka Diane. That's why she's billed from Thessaloniki. They had a major temple to the goddess that sold silver idols where Christianity spreading to the region stood in opposition to the idol business.
I really like the pacing of this show so far
>Penelope gets to be the meat in an amazon sandwich and then go home to her euro fuckboy
Hahahahahahahahh
>T-That's Lena Kross...Same energyhttps://youtu.be/ALnwpSDPCSw
>>19893420Boomer ahh pic where'd you get this from grandpa, Facebook?
Damn, that was one big bitch
>>19893408Where is MLW? I used to watch on YouTube but I don't get new shows recommended. Same with NWA. Its like the only wrestling show on YouTube is Juggalo Championship Wrestling.
>>19893399Nah his name is Ruben. He superkicked David Letterman on his talk show once back in the early 90s
>>19893409your peepee is that of a little boy
>>19893214There has been more than one person associated with AEW, either as an owner, fan or employee, has urinated on a romantic partner after saying "Are you ready for PISS?"
Imagine Tony Khan in the Cucking Caverns
Andrade, you cant beat 2 elite members in a row
But where's Jose?
>>19893426NWA is on Roku
Why come U all are so mean to me just cuz I liek WWE
HANGDAWGS WE GOT THIS
why don't hangman come out with his best friend marty scurll
>>19893441That thing you get if you don't have a smart TV? They still make those?
>>19893446Bulling builds character
>>19893420>E-drone "meme"this is Indian-tier
>>19893446they are bitter and spiteful that so many people buy tickets to see WWE instead of their show so they have to pretend everyone is the retard but them to feel better.
This is the first time Australians have seen a Mexican in real life
literally a PPV card on free TV, Tony sure does love us
BREAKING NEWS KENNY OMENGA IN FATAL CAR ACCIDENTHE GOING DIENOT LOOKING GOODHE MIGHT NOT GOING MAKE ITFUCK
TRANQUILOOOOOOOOOO
Camera man hit the zoom
>>19893458e-drones can't meme because they're not creative at allall they do is steal from others and produce ai slop based on their own perversions and projections
South East Asians look like THAT?
CHADRADE
>>19893461Do you have any gifs that aren't 5 years old?
Based faithful Hangman
>>19893460>they are bitter and spiteful that so many people buy tickets to see WWE instead of their show so they have to pretend everyone is the retard but them to feel better.the guy you're replying to was literally talking about raping Tony Khan
>>19893464Tony Khan fucking hates you and every other AEW fan.
>I'm married you dumb bitch
I'm surprised Hangman didn't ask for a black woman to be included too for inclusivitybut he's actually racist when the cameras are off as we all know so yeah
>>19893479>the guy you're replying to was literally talking about raping Tony KhanWhat? Proof?
This is kinda a great babyface match out of Hangmaam so far. He's hitting all the right notes.
>>19893472I keep searching for a lie, but I just can't find one.
>>19893480kek, stay mad you faggot
>>19893460>so many people buy tickets to see WWElol
That was cool
>>19893480>Tony Khan fucking hates you and every other AEW fan.now type that without squealin'
Imagine all the people in arena all the poop in there intestinesProbalbty 10000 pound of stinky poop in arena
>>19893488>>19893351
>>19893500how much poop do you think you could eat in 2 hours?
>>19893500Only the fed does shows in India
The E-Titans are back, baby.On your knees.Open your mouth.Stroke the shaft, tongue the balls.And you'd better hope we fuckin' cum quick.This is your life now.Good bitch.
>>19893511IDK I don't watch slopdown
>>19893497there's like 10x at least the amount of people there then there is at Grand Slam. Nice self -own
This show fucking suck
>>19893514Lebron James made Undertaker wait outside the Cavs locker room dressed as the dead man for like 3 hours lmaoooo
>>19893514I don't mean to alarm you bro, but your post is entirely too gay.
>>19893480Tony Khan loves me and all of the sickosAri Emanuel and Triple H thinks you're cattle mark goyim
>>19893536Tony the gay little bottom boy was caught on a hot mic saying he thinks all the aew sickos are stupid gullible mark losers
Callis is right. Hangman may be the most rounded wrester in the world right now
>>19893274THE MEGATITS
>>19893532>E-drones loudly announcing their homosexual fantasies about Tony againAnd how do you think your father would feel about that?
What's with all the production botches lmao
SPOILER ALERT: Marina Shafir is going to take her shoes and socks off
AJ Styles is interrupting the title match main event.>t. I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.
>>19893520kek
Andrade just doesn't have that main event fire an AEW wrestler needs but he's dangerously close and shockingly close this quickly. 6 months from now he'll be an absolute boss and will be seen as one of the peak Elite.
>>19893546He's the total package. It's been cool to watch him improve over the course of the company's existence.
>>19893272Any observer with common sense can see this
>some of you actually like Hangman, the pedophile lover...Yikes. Not a good look.
>>19893561Everything with him is very paint-by-numbers. He's competent enough, but definitely not championship material outside of Mexico.
I would ride that zebra bareback if you understand what I'm saying
>>19893562It's funny to see WWE fans bitch about him, if it was him doing the whole Cody ascension storyline he would have cleared him.
>>19893566>the pedophile loverthats the orange turd in the white house thoughbeit
Andrade almost forgot to pin
DAVID BIXENSPAN SPOTTED IN CROWD LMFAO
>only on thread #3kek what a dead fed
>>19893566Iyo Sky still works with Rossy Ogawa. When is she getting "cancelled"
>>19893576Hey. Anon.You are currently posting off-topic. You have been warned.
Andrade has a great back elbow
>>19893575If he went to WWE (he won't) they would fill their pants with shit and cum and immediately 180 on him, like they always do. They were excited for Ethan Paige and BPJ for fucks sake.
Andrade has no charisma
>>19893554it’s pre taped bro
>>19893570he's a coloring book but he doesn't color outside the lines he spent forever doing main event and wwe speed on twitter and it's impressive how quickly he's closing that gap. like many mexicans they're extremely talented if motivated and dont give a fuck otherwise. he's motivated now and i think he'll hit higher highs than he ever has this year. he has rivals now, bad bunny in popularity, dominick mysterio and mistico. he's got goals now.
>he would do anything>and I mean anythinghuh what do you mean?
>>19893592Nope. I've always hated Chez the Cum Punk and always will.
Hangman vs MJF at Revolution
Andradebros...
>>19893600Top kek
I think that, big probalem with AEW is they have bad terrible announcers commentators they dont have any one like wade Barrett or Michael Cole
Andrade is the Mexican Buddy.
>>19893603Same.
That panda express commercial reminded me that Koreans were getting dragged on twitter today for being ugly creatures before plastic surgery
>>19893233>Anybody got the spoilers please? Thanks!Do u really need them? The results are obvious, MJF, Hangman, and Fletcher all win.
>>19893621>they have bad terrible announcers commentators
Imagine sniffing Andrade's trunks and smelling his damp, musty, foreign taint musk.
>>19893592I have literally heard nothing about Malaki Black since he went back. Starks has been the same after his initial push. Bloke Manroe shoot lost her belt accidentally and everybody tried to run cover for her but ice cold now.
>>19893359Willow and Bayne need to fight for large natural breast supremacy. Choco titties vs Tanned Greek boobs
>>19893588Thanks for keep the boys in line, Tomato Chomper.
TONI
You AEW fans do realize that you'll never be accepted back into the WWE Universe, right?When AEW dies you won't be welcome.It's not too late to come home.
Yuta finna let Shafir take the fall
>You got 99 answers but can't solve 1 problem
>>19893592You don't get what I'm putting down here. Adam Page has a "heroic soul", which is something that resonates with WWE fans even more than AEW fans. Where do you think Cody got this from? Those tards would fucking love his ass breh.
baddass
Which AEW women has the smellyest poop & what it looks like ?
Australian women look like THAT?
>>19893643you know what the problem is? no Buddy to get him over
>>19893672You probably shouldn’t think about those kind of things.
>Marina in red bra>Marina asking the young girl to move>Marina drinking a fan's beerI WANT HER AS WIFE
F
Yuta's hair is the only reason he's cool now. If he shaves his head he will go back to being a lame Daniel garcia tier faggot
OC and Toni should have a run as mixed tag champions, they could beat FTR for the belts.
FUCK YOU WHEELER FUTA YOU FUCKIN FUCK
equal rights, equal fights
>>19893677Buddy is good at that.
Was that supposed to break?
based yuta
>>19893698No? It's two actual hard pieces of equipment anon
>>19893690it's ok, he only shaves the middle which is based
>>19893690Or a blade junkie like new mentor Mox
Its not fucking fair how come Juice can get a hot gf big ass like Tony hes a fucking ugly asshole and im cute and nice I want a girlfriend so fucking bad I swear if I dont get a girlfriend soon im going kill myself.
>Yuta finally goes heel to piledrive Toni>It's ok, it's Australia
BIZASED!!!
>where's our buddy guy
>>19893690He can just use his beard as a comb over
>Marina didn't have time to take her boots and socks off>takes time during the match to take them offBASED
>>19893702shoot one of the best heels in the biz today, he's like a young Christian
Buddy
>>19893714Marina keeping those nipples hard in the back
>>19893711Be tall stupid
>>19893711>hes a fucking ugly assholebut he has confidence
>*pummels you to the ground and stomps your fucking aew face in*Watch WWE. Or else.
Is Marina our girl?
Buddy :(
>>19893716>>19893724>anytime Buddy's not on-screen, all the other characters should be asking "where's Buddy?"
>>19893737She knows
>>19893737haha dang that's crazy
>>19893734>PoV: you're Vince at his birthday bukakke party
suplex city
Toni looking hideously beautiful
>>19893711Juice is actually the type of guy who was the coolest guy in your high school. Everyone backstage at NJPW and AEW thinks he's one of the coolest guys there. It doesn't translate to wrestling but he's a genuine catch due to his social cache.
If Toni was my wife, I'd wipe her ass after every shit.
>>19893737now that's workin'
I fucking hate OC
AEW ruined my life
Who won the #1 contenders match? was it Handman?
>>19893765If Marina was my wife She'd make Toni eat my shit
I forgot OC and Yuta were in that Best Friends group
>>19893767>I fucking hate OC
>Don't tap YutaShe was so sincere there
>>19893767OC is a dead horse at this point, they should ship him off to NXT to feud with Joe Henry
>Yuta piledrives Toni>OC is afraid to Superman punch Marina
>>19893765What girl poop smell like ?
based yuta kicking toni’s ass
>>19893772'fraid so
fuck me that knee was clean Yuta. Even against a woman.
need marina to take a violent, forceful SHIT on me
>I'm going to need you to do better Marina should be yell this at me after failing to please her in the bedroom multiple times
Justified "shit cunt" chants RIGHT NOW
this gay little bottom boy cant book for shit
>yuta getting the full ass attack from tonilucky guy
Yutabros...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHEELERSISTERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT WHEELER PUTA
Marina has the right amount of belly jiggle
Marina should have shaved it instead
>they kept the "Yuta is a shit cunt" chantTYBTD
Should’ve been Shafir
BALD BALD BALD
Mina yum
DO IT WHEELER FAGGOT
>Mox is making him do it
Is Mox missing more teeth?
>>19893825>>19893827everyone is saying this
>>19893474What's her @ ??
Wheeler’s hair is so good for him, this is an awful decision.
kek mox making him do it like his dad
IS YOUR TIME
okay this is way much funnier than I anticipated
I'm going to buy Yuta's haircut
>Bryce Remsberg adamant that Yuta become baldONE OF US ONE OF US
Humiliation ritual
This is sad
>The heels just sit there
>Moxley corpsing
>>19893844>Wheeler’s hair is so good for him, this is an awful decision.That part. They're literally cutting away everything that made him dimes. Back to being a dimeless boring faggot like Daniel Garcia. Tony is a retard
>>19893859That’s what I said when buddy didn’t show up.
OHNONONONO look at the top of his head
NEW THREAD>>19893865>>19893865>>19893865>>19893865>>19893865>>19893865
>>19893846>take it like a man
poor wheeler
WHERE IS MY HAIR
somewhere Great O'Khan is watching this and thinking he has a son
YA BALD BASTAD
>>19893862SEND FOR THE MAN
>>19893874Based dad Mox
NEWWWWWWWWWWWW>>19893865>>19893865>>19893865>>19893865>>19893865
>>19893588Great new gimmick post herepopped me
>>19893867Look how they massacred my boy
Briscoe not caring about superstitions
Protostar time
Briscoe trying to die there
Based Fletcher
