i'm nearly 30 and still do wrestling moves on my pillow
>>19898026Yeah and I bet you job to the pillow every time, you fucking dimeless shitter
>>19898026i always scoopslam, aa, or suplex my pencil to set it down
>>19898074My brother
>>19898026I like to Flair flop on my bed after a long day
>>19898026last time I wrestled my pillow was when I was 17. did a bunch of ground moves from the figure four, surfboard, half crab, a rear naked choke and of course the mating press
>>19898026I do the triple h pose to stretch my back, feels good. you know im water spitting in the shower too>>19898113also this
>>19898026what do your wife and children think about that?
>>19898234usually if the missus catches me we have to send the little ones to the grandparents for a day or two because she gets so horny seeing me lay down the law on that fluffy jobber.
>>19898074Doing wrestling moves to my pencil was my thing in college and probly why I never got laid. But worth it to bury my pencil with a 2 fingered F5
>>19898026I'm older than you and i still do an elbow drop on my bed now and then.
>>19898403don't break a hip gramps
did a frog splash onto my bed once and heard one of the slats snap
>>19898026I still do commentary on CPU matches in wrestling games
>>19898433KWAFB
>>19898448people did that?
I'm going to put my pillow over tonight for the 1-2-3 and kms by suffocation
>>19898433Way to go you fat fuck
>>19898074>>19898086>>19898345I thought I was the only one.
>>19898707you pencil guys should start a general. gotta draw more dimes than some of the crap on this board
I'm 29 and I turn on stone colds theme every time I'm walking into the gym or my office.
i do full matches with my pillows, I even go as far to make it dramatic with false finishes, I'll do the triple H slow pin and have the pillow kick out at 2.9999 then sell the exhaustion
>>19898048Real ones never job to the pillow
>>19898026at least you have pillows
I did Finn Balor's finisher on my pillow the other day. It's dead now.
>>19899120I do this and also do JR commentary and crowd chants and pops in my head
>>19899120i did a hour+ long banger where my pillow was the undertaker and it was mania.i kicked out of four tombstones, the fourth of which i kicked out of at 1 with a fighting spirit spot. crowd popped huge and i ended up shocking the world by breaking the streak.
>>19898026I do side walk slams on the regular. Safe and look good.
>>19898979I'm almost 32 and I play it on my speaker when I show up for work. If I don't have my speaker I always hit em with a "OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW?" or a "HELLO, LADIES~"
>>19899408I didn’t realize we had so many absolute badasses that post here. I thought I was badass when I make toast with XL bread and I say >welllll it’s the big toast>it’s the big bad toast tonight
>>19898433>9 years old>frequently wrestle with pillows/stuffed animals>had a decent ring setup, would take the matress off the bed frame and lay it on the ground, had the box spring against the wall as the turnbuckle>in a match with teddy bear mr. snuggems(current champ)>match drawing to a close, I've got the edge>look to the box spring turnbuckle>I dont really do diving moves but I'm feeling myself>get up on the night stand and then onto the box spring>not really enough room between the top of the box spring and the ceiling to stand directly on top, so I'm kinda just clinging it the side of it like retarded spider-man>the crowd is gonna love this shit>attempt a frog splash but box spring tilts forward because my dumb ass had it directly against the wall instead of having it leaned backed at an angle>land fucking front first on the floor>lose via countout
