>his parents shoot named him dick blood
>>19901062Based parents.
and he named his son dick blood jr
>>19901062>dad fucks mom while on her period>"dick blood LMAO" >mom gets preggoUHHHH BASED
>>19901062lmao you cant make this shit up desu
>>19901117a proud tradition among the ancient Hawaiians
>>19901062>>19901117>>19901227>>19901416Ricky Steamboat climbed into Bayley's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold. Upon awakening Bayley found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Ricky was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Ricky leaped forward and grabbed Bayley's overdeveloped breasts. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help. The blood aroused Ricky more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Ricky grabbed a hammer and smashed at Bayley's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Ricky plunged in. He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Bayley and she lost consciousness. Ricky came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen.
>>19901416>>19901497Steamboat is a Hapa (half-Japanese/half-White).Also, he's not even born on Hawaii in the first place. He's from West Point, NY.
>>19901505thank you captain autism
>>19901506You're welcome, Private Public.
He actually started wrestling as "Dick Blood" but some promoter went "that's a great wrestling name but it's a heel name" and then he changed it.
>>19901062My parents should have called me Rectal Blood if they wanted to predict my future.
>>19901062His middle name is Covered-Money.
>>19901497>this queer spend two hours writing his rape fantasies out, again
>>19901998KEVIN!
>>19902060newfag
>>19902212the brief illness of having her internal organs on the opposite side. (fact)
>>19902013Dick Money-Covered Blood? Sounds gay.
>>1990149795 percent sure this is a /dbs/ pasta
