MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD 2
God this is so BAD and cringe
what month is 28? Are Americans retarded?
it's Jericho
Gotta be Buddy.
I love a good mystery
A German pretending to be an American pretending to speak English with a Mexican accent. Bro is layers deep
I stopped playing Kingdom Come Deliverance for this
Que TE pasa guey no chinges PUTO
>mystery niggas >mystery boxes Paul can't book
WHen is Vince coming back? When is Shane coming back? When is Dwayne coming back? When is Austin coming back?
It's Vince
>>19903458Day/month/year is the american format
Will Ospreay is in the box
Stop pushing this ugly bitch
How can you justify having asuka lose this
>>19903458The 28th month is Decemarchtober idiot.
>>1990347202/28/26
>if it comes out of a box it will get over
oh boy MORE women's slop?
I love el grande redditorino and los redditors!
>>19903458You call cookies “biscuits”
This thread seems gay.
Man I hate Asuka.How can anyone stand the CURRENT VERSION of her? I don’t give a single shit what she used to do or used to be. She’s utterly terrible in every way. Only Nattie is worse.
AJ Styles is in the box
Jericho gonna come out for a monsters ball match for his redebut
>>19903478Birb will cost Bayley
>>19903478She loses every match as a heel
>>19903478Because she needs a refresh, I’m sick of “nobody is ready for Asuka”
>>19903477Asuka isn't ugly
based gable
Why is Nattie trying to be anti-dickmeat fuel? Why has she chosen this path?Oh good Cathy
Cathy is cracking up
>all these fake spic accents and brown face it's getting awkward and not even funny anymore
So are we for Short Grande or Tall Grande?
jesus FUCKING christ this is a literal humiliation ritualdid gable fuck stephanie or something???? what is causing triple H to book this
So they're going to pretend a wrestler is going to living in that box for 2 weeks?
WTF? Whose retarded idea was to do this Chad gable?
Cathy is getting so old.*sigh*
Kaiser is miles ahead of Gable as El Grande Americano.
Midcard belts for Gable and Kit right fucking now
>>19903502
GRACIAAAAS
how the ESL woman is a better promo than the 2 english speakers?
>>19903485this but unironically t.mexican
Huh I thought the Hulkster was dead
>>19903506Tall grande saved the gimmick
>identity theftThose damned illegals!
>>19903513FUCK you
Is hhh racist?
KEK womeme is dogshit
BRIE MOOOOOODE
Identify theft has no borders
>>19903514because he can speak spic? the point of the character was making a mockery of luchas
>teasing the mask coming off for weeks>teasing theory joining the vision for weeks>teasing brons masked man for weeks>teasing what's in the box for weeksDoes anyone like these slow burns?
Oba Femi is in the box he got shipped from Nigeria
It’s mommy time
be honest, does it feel like we're on the road to Wrestlemania?
>>19903534me
I'm only here for the sexy women matches
Women are allowed to go to shows
>>19903506People with bad taste (Mexicans) like tall EGA better, but white people appreciate the artistry of the originale
>>19903486a scone made of bread is not a biscuit Yank.That's why we call biscuits by the correct name.
>asuka has her neck paint onShe's winning
Get some slime for this sexy granny
Kairi’s still walking back from Saudi…
>>19903512its no more retarded than the Shorty G gimmick
Why for can they license Aerosmith for an ad but, can't even get nominally competent pop/rock groups to license entrances from?
Asuka is so weird. She’s universally beloved, yet comes out to crickets. Very bizarre.
>>19903534yes i like being edged until im begging and then having it ruined in the end anyway
what even is asukas gimmick
>>19903534Buddy you're watching a never ending soap opera.
Are all Japanese milfs built like this
Is Brock tonight or next week? I think I’m gonna go back to Kingdom Come Deliverance
>>19903527She's going straight into the wall, brother. It hurts me to say it.
Why does Asuka wear the fake thong? It triggers me every time
someone's mother is dancing like a slut on national tv. imagine if she was your own mother. what would you think?
Is this modern wwe reminding me of wcw 2000? It’s no wonder fans are going to aew
KILLING IN THE NAME OF
Was gonna go play Pokemon but I might goon to this match... Oh wait, it's Bagley, a skeleton, and a jap
>>19903488Asuka needs to stop wearing the clown makeup and colored lenses. I want to goon to pictures of her normal face and eye color>>19903502Get over it Paco
the subhuman has appeared on my screen (nattie)
Women shouldn't be allowed to go to shows lmao at natalya acting hard
>>19903556Buddy…
so why am i supposed to care about 3 dimeless shitters competing to job out at the elimination chamber?
ROLE MODEL
>>19903534no one cares about any of that only the box
The legendary triple no pop for these entrances
Ho model
Pam and her pam pams
I'd definitely let Asuka peg me. Not even a moment's hesitation.
It's time for nattie to finally get a push.She needs to win this.
I like her new theme
SASHA MENTIONED
>>19903485but reddit hates the gimmick
>Boss n Hug Connection
>>19903565i'd be jerking off
>Bayley’s tits and ass fully coveredAsuka should win this
BOSS N HUGANICENT TIMESASHIT FINNA DIE ALONE
>>19903592jerking off to your own mother showing off her PITS on tv. what the hell is wrong with you?
>>19903584I would let asuka and bayley but not nattie
Natalya has never been more obnoxious, please get this haggard old cunt off my screenVince would never
>most bogged woman on the roster>named Nattie
>>19903552All the fans loves and respect her, but WWE hasn’t really given us anything to pop about
>>19903565she doesn’t have kids get worked mark
Imagine spreading Bailey ass?
>>19903552>She’s universally beloved>AsukaLmao, what the FUCK are you watching? She’s awful. She gets no pop because her gimmick is shit and no one can understand a word she says. If she left tomorrow, no one would notice.
Nattie sucks donkey balls. There.
>>19903566Buddy this random ass RAW has more people in attendance than AEW's shit ppv nobody watched
Why didn't Nattie use this gimmick when she was with Ronda
Imagine these 3 girls squishing tony khans face between their oiled asses and farting into his open mouth creating a suction vacuum of oil farts intestinal gas and they just fucking slather his bearded face in oil and ass sweat and bounce up and down side to side crushing his face with there asses and farting
>>19903576exactly why Paul can't book.the lazy cunt is booking the same triple threat matches multiple times for 2 weeks instead of coming up with something creative.not only that, he didn't bother booking the triple threats to feature at least one credible favorite to go onto win the chamber match itself.
>squats menacingly in youre path
I miss Bayley’s schizo gimmick, it lasted all of maybe a month or two
All this because SRS thought this gimmick was good lmao
>>19903617Its tradition you retard
>>19903607delusionalasuka is one of the most respected women on the roster by fans
I wonder if his wheelchair squeaks while he jerks his two incher posting his fanfic smut
Holy shit, hag match
I want to be in a DV with Nattie
>>19903598Imagine how gentle they'd be at first. And all the sick shit they'd whisper into your ear as they were plowing you.
>>19903565just like my incest mangas
Whenever I wear a dress like Cathy was it just rides up my asscrack. Its not comfy.
the non schizo thread is slow but at least is better than this one with the aew samefag who hates women samefagging himselfBTW he is a tranny by the name of greene on twitter and bluesky
>>19903626hagchads are eating GOODT tonight
Genuinely how can you guys watch this slop regularly every weekI don't think i've been watching weekly shows since 2019there are is no starpower neither interesting storylines you feel actually curious to know how's gonna endAnd it's been impossible to ignore this since their admitting that cody selling the soul was only to increase ticket sales for ECis it time to admit that vince was right all along?
>>19903607You’re retarded. If they announced “Asuka has been released” tomorrow, it would be another Truth situation all over again. Don’t let pops or lack thereof confuse you with who the fans love.
>>19903634You need a plug to simulate your prostate
>>19903597its better than complete strangers jerking off to them
sorry brothers but this is another L week gotta tap out
>>19903634Cathy doesn't wear underwear so you're clearly doing it wrong.
Damn Bayley has such a delicious body Big tits, big assWhat doesn’t she have?
>>19903623?? no it's not. just because they've been too lazy to book an elimination chamber match any other way the last 5 years does not make it tradition.
Matched with this hottie on tinder now she's coming over to watch double double e and suck it Shits gonna be cash
buddy is in the box
>>19903638not reading. just go watch aew and fuck off
>>19903549kek
WWE: Can u Swim?AEW: NoWWE: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.AEW: Can u Swim?WWE: Yes!AEW: Then Whats the Difference between u & Dog…WWE Shocked, AEW Rocks! . . .
>>19903645a good face
>>19903645she doesn't have small tits and a small ass
>>19903645a nice face and personality
Natalya looks like a bogged orc
>>19903635>aew fan>tranny>jewish
>>19903645A pretty face but, that's about it.
Thoughts on Dan Dangler?
Imagine bayley taking a bbc
>>19903639It is the wwe woman hating AEW tranny aka greene.He was literally celebrating watching the blondes debuting at AEW this weekend after the two left TNA and WWE.
kudos to wwe for hiring those well renowned cross-dressers from Japan
>>19903560like this?!?
>>19903624The only fans WWE and TKO care about are all the new fans they’ve gained via Netflix, ESPN, and mainstream Cena tour promos over the last couple years. Those people have no idea who Asuka is, and couldn’t give a shit about her. >respectedlolIf Asuka has reached that level of her career, there are other promotions who would probably love to have her.
>>19903651pops me every time
>this has been an entertaining triple threat matchhas it Cole?
Even saudi fans know AEW is where the best wrestlegayWWE sucks
>>19903656it do be like that
KWAB
>>19903659fapped to her in VR twice
Just cracked beer #3
WWE. Where the aunties wrestle.
>>19903663>15 year old picgrim
>>19903664Keep dreaming "aerith" Greenebtw the real aerith would had shoved a 2x4 with barbwire where your axe wound is
>>19903647say goodbye to your kidney
Bayley with the no sell kek
Bayley’s should’ve ripped her shirt off
>>19903570Pacos love los Americanos, it's millenial leftist perma-triggered faggots who hate them.
who am I rooting for lads
I'm feeling pretty humble tonight brosI'd be willing to suck on Bagley's fat cow tits and help he realize her dreams of motherhoodWhat can I say, I'm a great worker, gotta do what's best for the biz
this is so boring
>>19903677based
cole seems to confirm that liv/the rumble winner always gets first pick even if she waits until after the chamber is over to pick
Jericho is debuting tonight btw>t. I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.
>>19903664>The only fans WWE and TKO care about are all the new fans they’ve gained via Netflix, ESPN, and mainstream Cena tour promos over the last couple years. I’ve seen you parrot this point in another thread. These “fans” you speak of do not exist. Which is why Mania will flop this year if they don’t course correct very soon
>>19903686oscar
Asuka should win because her thigh is exposed
>>19903687Sucking her tits won't make her a mother, anon.
>>19903676She’s the total package. Her laugh and voice is the icing on the cake.
>>19903696I would get the milk out though
Nattie doing the whole ronda schtick just shows how bogged she looks
Nattie’s a pretty good wrestler. Good match so far
>>19903545>sconeGod shut the fuck up and go watch the “telly” faggot
what the fuck is this thread? are all edrones really just degenerate coomer sex predators?
>>19903696Oh do I have to kiss her too?
>Other thread was kwabbedrobo jannies and priorities i see..at least /co/ is more organized than this
>>19903695her lovely pale chunky thighs
That's quite the knee brace on Mommy's sexy leg.
BASED ASUKA
BASED DOWN WITH THE CLOWN BROS
Jesus what an abysmal match
Good match. No idea why they’re protecting Haggie though.
Ah good. Asuka won
Send Bayley to AEW.
>>19903705AEW retards trying to shit it up
HELL YEAH
>>19903706Yes, right on the lips and everything.
Imagine Michael Cole in the Cucking Caverns
FROM FAR AND WIDE AND LIGHTYEARS AWAY
>Oska winslolWell, whoever said they need heels to lose in the Chamber match was right.
>>19903705idk ask your mom
nobody cares about the women elimination chamberget that trash off the ppv
>asuka isnt respectedkek go fuck yourself you dumb tourist retard.
Based Kana-chanAlso where is Kairi?
What’s the rest of the card? I think I’m gonna switch to Kingdom Come Deliverance. Is Brock tonight or next week?
Surprised they didn't go with the easy choice and have Bayley win
MAXXINE SEXO
holy fuck Maxxine’s outfit
Fucking nice.
>Maxxine in her underwears.
Really hate Nattie
let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOOOO oscarGODS we FUARKING WON
WHOOP THAT TRICK
OBA
is Kairi dead?
Damn, Oba's not in the box.
>>19903736Just fuck off already
>>19903737This was the easy choice. She’s obviously gonna get pinned by Rhea
SEX WITH ASUKA CELEBRATIONSALL WHITE MEN FOR 500 MILESPLEASE LINE UP SINGLE FILE, ERECT & READY
JUSTIFIED WHOOP THAT TRICK CHANTS
Why does HHH push these jap shiiters?
>wasting Oba on RusevCan we fire Triple H please
Jobsev warming up
>>19903747god willing
Why did they even give Maxxine Monkey the IC title for like a week
Oba gonna squash that dumb, Bulgarian cuck and fuck his hag wife.
>>19903754Asuka is getting a WM match anon.
Oba vs Rusev better not be a long rivalry. Oba should squash his ass and be done with it.
Didn’t Oba already giga squash that guy in the rumble
raw is saved
RUSEV HAS FOUND HIS NEXT BULL
>LivThe show is saved.
>silence for sudden Rusev appearancegrim
>>19903723I was going to put her boobies over but idk about that m8am I getting a title shot for this?
Danhausen is in the box
DAVID BIXENSPAN SPOTTED IN CROWD LMFAO
Worst Raw I've seen in years (I only tune in for RTWM every year)nothing has got me interested in Wrestlemania. An hour deep and 2 shit house show tier matches and a bunch of soulless talking segments.tko really killed WWE. sad.
>Wears a leather jacket insideWhat a fucking fag
>>19903767Delusional Asuka is now a midcard jobber who will never sniff a singles title again.
Netflix on RAW is a complete failure>5+ million viewers on first Raw a year ago>this was with LESS countries getting the show compared to now>show gets 3 million now (with MORE countries getting it)
>>19903634have a big strong man bully you, that seems to work for her
HHH propaganda fuck yeah I love The Game
>>19903780Thanks for watching
>>19903779BIX IS IN THE BOX!
>>19903769Sheamus is recovered by now, so a 4 way no rules match inbetween Oba, Russev, Brock and Sheamus at WM, and Oba gets to retire Brock at Summerslam
>>19903778Imagine
Damn Paul has a lot of friends
>>19903788he's not wrong, thoughbeit
>>19903787Bret hart is right about hhh
>whoop that trick chants for maxine and natiethese bitches arent getting over with that lame story and gimmicks
Say what you want but those shitty pitches are better than the current build up to Mania
>>19903784still spewing bullshit Greene?
>>19903560No, Asuka is literally built different
These sign of the night segments are the worst.
>>19903764Rusev pitch in the cuck storyline as soon as he saw Oba
>>19903799Bret the shitman Fart lost and got gaped
>cosplaying as a fan.That retarded, fat fuck needs to die.
>green shirt guy is a dadWhat’s your excuse /pw/?
>kid with a Gunther signBased.
>>19903564She's a cock tease>>19903565How can her daughter live up to this?
>Gunther is boring no normies like hi--ACK!Based Gunther[future]chad
>>19903807Calm down, rajesh.
Where was kairi? did Asuka already kill her for her fuck up?
just pick you whore
>hurr Presidents’ Day saleIf you were off today your job is fake
VAQ CHICHI
>>19903645a family
V A QAQ
>your gimmick is that you are big foreign guy>they hire a bigger foreign guy who has charisma yikes
>Kid hailing the Ring GeneralHahahaha so much for retiring Cena and Styles, 2 months later and all the heat is gone even among the mark children
>>19903819Still sailing back from Saudi Arabia. She's about 3/4 of the way back now.
Kek this is dimes
>Liv looking bogged>Bean speakTime to tune out
This retard’s giving her life story to niggas that can’t understand Spanish
>Dom serving as the translatorkek
WHAT?
>>19903570I goon to her clown paint. She's given me a fetish, well, many fetishes, but now I'm into clowns
the subhuman has appeared on my screen (Vaq aka uncle fester)
>>19903815>her daughterWe don't talk about that here.
Michael Cole hears this kind of stuff at home all the time.
>uh I don't speak spickwhat the fuck Liv, you can't say that
kek what is this
SPEAK ENGLISH
>>19903819>>19903549
>>19903806its stuff to engage with the crowd during commercial breaks. Its not meant to be broadcast, I don't know why they include it now
>Dom is a translator
they are doing this to dom on purpose to womeme fans hate his guts
STEPHANIE DEFINITELY WINNING AT MANIA LMFAOOOOOOO
>>19903817thats a plant
>>19903437Why the fuck is she talking in Mexican without subtitles?
Do americanos who know no spanish understand these segments
>¿¡PUTA?!
Stop speaking taco this is America
It finally occurred to me who Liv’s character is. She’s Mila Kunis’ character from That 70’s Show.
LIV MIND BROKEN?
that was terrible
huh
kek I love this shit
DOM IS GOING TO BACKSTAB LIV AND LEAVE WITH VAQUER AT WRESTLEMANIA
i can’t really hear dom so i feel like that segment went on too long
Why is Liv stealing Roxanne’s gimmick
GOAT promo, too bad gringos won't understand shit
What in the FUCK was that
WTF did Stephanie say to make Liv cry ? KEK
PUTA
YO THREAD BITCHLETS GET THOSE FAT FINGERS MOVING YOU LITTLE FAGGOT SLAVE
this segment is really powerful if you speak Spanish ngl
AYYYYY PHIL. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP. I got 15 mins left in me
>>19903845TV Time killer. The live crowds always pop for it.
I'm glad she gave up on the English her Spanish is much better
Raw becomes shitier and shittier every passing week, it's incredible...This is literally unwatchable.
MONSTER POP
Liv is weakKick her to the curb Dom
>>19903865Luv face turn
>>19903851because she is pretending to learn English but is such a lazy fuck that she isn't bothering anymore
>>19903628>The angry Japanese ranting as she rails youMmm momma
SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!
why does the world champion wear skinny jeans?
Did Steph call Liv a cunt this time? Why's she crying?
>>19903863liv ate roxanne that’s why she hasn’t been on tv lately
INB4 BALOR
>>19903869That shit you say in a podcast, not in WWE. Nobody cares that you worked hard to get here puta, so did everyone else
That was a good promo by VaquerJust learn chimichanga, is not that hard.
flan nuevo ahora
vaquer fucked her way up to cmll there wasnt any hard work even sent to jail one of her boyfriends i fucking hate that humble i came from nothing shit she repeats i love and goon to her ass tho
>>19903864>>19903869>>19903872It’s almost like people speak their native languages better.
Time for the only good segment of the night.It's actually embarrassing how much better Smackdown is than Raw now.
>Vaq and Dom has more chemistry than liv because both speaks spanishLiv turns face because Vaq is going heel with Dom, and we are getting the new Eddie and Vicky 2.0.Also Dom would love to do this storyline in homage to eddie>>19903848Because Dom will have her win and screw Liv as she did with rhea as poetic karma.And Raquel leaving to be her own because Liv scewed her.
I’m sure they’ll upload it on twitter and youtube with subs. But im not going to learn spanish just for pro-wrestling lol just like im not learning Japanese just for anime
steph needs to be sent to AAA or nxt
Oh great Cuckman Phil is here.
>>19903650I want to lick them, I'm very serious.
>>19903882Retaliation for liv calling her a puta
She said that chile has no wrestling scene and dom called her on her bullshit because it's not true
>>19903800it’s getting dragged out until mania regardless
>>19903889she needs to bring her girlfriend tessa to the fed
>>19903894I sense zero chemistry between Dom and Vaq
>>19903818Is a known fact that Rusev loves when Lana fucks other men
WHERE'S THE NEW THREAD
>>19903901To be fair chile doesn't even have working roads
>>19903877Didn't you understand the promo? She went to hell and back and earned everthing, it's not her fault retarded burguer fucks can't speak even one language, let alone two
>>19903890yes but she would be more over if she could said the promo in english, it wasnt about the delivery but the content of what she said
>>19903911Chile is richer than mexico
>>19903909OK, Pankaj.
>>19903901Everyone in Mexico knows she’s a PUTA
LOOK AT MY POSTWHAT DONT YA SEE?A LINK TO A NEW THREADYYYYYYY
>>19903907None yet, but they could explore it.The shared Spanish opens some doors.
>>19903848no they’re having liv win since she speaks english and they’ll give vaquer the mid card title so she doesn’t have to cut promos
>>19903907Watch it unfold slowly anon, Dom will get tired of liv as he was with rhea in storyline.Judgement day is coming to an end, but whatever comes next with Dom and VAQ will be dimes after wrestlemania.
YO THREAD BITCH
Vaquer basically said:>You are not a real champion. You don't know shit (sabes mierda) of this. Your career begins and ends here (WWE). I wrestled in Chile, a country with little space for wrestling. I wrestled in Mexico. I wrestled in Japan. I went through hell and I came back the Devil. I came to WWE for the dream of being a champion. If you choose me, I swear, Liv, that will show you what a real champion is.>Basically buried WWE and Liv for being home grown talent, went through her whole career, said Liv doesn't know jack shit of what she is doing, and said she is going to lecture her if they go to Mania.Very unorthodox promo, but it had an extra intensity because of how intimidating Vaquer looked.
>>19903695And one single butt cheek. She likes to tease.
>>19903913I'm not a burger, but why in the world would I want to speak wetback? Amerifat land belongs to Anglochads, not some malformed megachinned beaner
>>19903917to be fair Mexico doesn't have running water
FNBLR push incoming
>>19903925Vaq seems above the boyfriend girlfriend shit
OP probably mad that nobody used the other thread and it died. Guess we'll have to use tranny threads all night again.
>>19903696I will try it and let you know. Maybe I just have to do it every night for 9 months.
>>19903932Spanish is more fun, funnier, more expressive
>>19903928So we’re getting a double turn?
>>19903928Not a single lie, I hope Vaquer wins at mania
>>19903928>how intimidating Vaquer lookedI don't think the vacant third world expression is intimidating from a theatrical standpoint. It's more for when you think they're going to hang you from an overpass because they have a maximum of 78 IQ.
>>19903705It's just Asuka, she has that affect on people.
THREAD BITCHWHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, LITTLE SLAVE
>ISNT LOCAL TOWN GREAT OR WHATand people say this skinny fat 50 year old is a good promo
Finn’s theme reminds me of Asukas
FNBLR
>>19903928She gave her culo in Mexico to get ahead
FINNALOR
Oh shit Balor’s good theme, he’s serious
Where the fuck is the new thread
>>19903932>anglo that knows one (1) languageYou're trash, simple as.
>>19903957>face has a go to crowd pleaser lineAre you dumbasses new to wrestling
>>19903928Thanks anon. It sounded like she was throwing down the gauntlet.
Punk wearing the jewish flag as a shirt
Fuck it, I'll do it>>19903966>>19903966>>19903966
>>19903925He got tired of Rhea because she treated him like shit, Liv doesn't.
Based JD is back. Make him the next OP.
God, BM Punk is boring
>>19903948>>19903947>>19903928She did bury WWE talent a bit.This was a very intimidating promo. Going over one's career always happens, but the way that she delivered was very intense and personal, like Liv Morgan (the veteran heel) is actually the underdog.
ayy JD is back
Reminder. It can take several hours for a thread to fall off the catalog once it hits bump limit. Unless someone actively tries to purge it by creating a hundred new threads.
These skinny dorks would be jabronis 20 years ago
>>19903945English is the lingua franca of the world. Everyone wants to speak English and understand English, because it is the powerful and fuckable language in the world. Nobody wants to speak the language of slaves. Go to some shithole site where they speak your mealy-mouthed prattle.
>>19903986Nah the most fuckable language in the world is Colombian
>>19903971The one and only language worth knowing. Look down at your brown hands, that feeling you have isn't my fault.
>>19903981but Liv is the underdog.
>>19904006Stop larping, A real Euro knows more languages. Clinging to Spanish to try to make a point shows how much of a paki you are
>>19903837I bet Kanako Jr is sexy
>>19904050You're probably right but it's up to her to reveal herself to the world if she chooses.
