>mystery masked men>secret boxIs this the best Paul can do to get keep people watching?
>>19904928Anyone who debuts from a box is instantly over.
>>19904915If this is Buddy I will give any anon 20 bucks
>>19904915AJ or seth
>>19904915Probably something retarded like Mr. Iguana as a permanent Raw member or something
>>19904943Based knower
BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
>>19904915Who ever it is is going to be dead.
>>19904915That's gonna be a stinky box in a day or two. No where to pee pee nor poo poo.
>>19904928what if there is a mystery masked man in the mystery box?
>>19904915
>jericho is gonna return from a box he was trapped in for weekspaul cannot fucking book
>>19904915popped me
>>19905064This would unironically work. Not sure how good of a reaction he'd get. But it would work
>>19904964Jericho
>>19904915>a fucking mystery loot crateWWE is free 2 play now
>>19905063
>>19904915so in kayfabe is he living in a box for 2 weeks?
>>19904915guy coming out of a box is always over
>teasing the mask coming off for weeks>teasing theory joining the vision for weeks>teasing brons masked man for weeks>teasing a mystery box for weeks Does anyone like these slow burns?
The egg 2026 edition
>>19904915That box looks very EVIL.
>>19905098It's not a picture of Iyo's pussy though?
>>199049152/28 is like 2 weeks away. they will open it and a corpse will fall out. it will be a big deal in the media and people will lose their jobs for sealing a man inside a box like that. lawsuits will follow. stay tuned.
>>19904915I will only pop for KANE
>>19904915>>19904928Grim
sigh... Paul can't book
It’s BadBunny
>>19904915The box should have a pink slip for Paul inside it and then Rock appears to shove him in the box and sends it to OVW
>>19905076Its gonna be in Chicago and he's known for being Punk's friend
>>19904915WWE coming off a bit desperate.
you guys complain about missing vince booking, this is the most vince ass booking imagineable and you still complain fuck you
>>19905064If I already wasn't watching WWE, seeing this faggot come out of the box would have done it.
>>19904915Chris Benoit
>>19905308Vince didn't book the same angle with a slight variation four times at once
>>19904915It's literally Vince in the box2/28/26 wrestling is saved
>>19904915This popped me.
>>19905091People who haven't had their brains fried by their parents giving them iPads when they were kids tend to enjoy this sort of thing, yes.
>>19904915It’s vince
>>19904915IT'S SECRETARIAT, EVERYBODY!
>>19904915 He's here!
>>19906065ass mode
>>19905091i don't watch WWE so I think it's a good idea
>>19904915It’s a large shipment of sex toys meant for Liv
>>19906065careful icarus
>>19904915OH MY FUCKING GOD NIGGA IS THAT A BOX
>>19905091I thought the jade whodunnit was a good one, even though it was obvious
>>19905063Next week there will be a mystery masked box.
>>19905940Yeah only iPad babies would think it's a terrible idea to have Brock return at Summerslam, get the world all hype and then fail to capitalize by having him sit out for a couple months
>>19905940Buy an ipad and stop being a worthless fat fucking trogolodyte then
>>19904915>human-sized>will remain sealed for at least 4 days straight in kayfabeIf there's a person in there, visible prop shit must be part of the reveal, or I will not be able to suspend my disbelief.
It's Andy Kaufman, retards.
>>19905088>guy coming out of a box is always overYour sexual innuendos are priceless!
>>19904915>the road to wrestlemania has no surprises>wait what are you doing>why are you trying to build surprises>you have to stop doing that
>>19906303>In kayfabe the days between WWE shows don't existLol, I have never heard of someone even considering that being a possibility before
>>19906358No, that's the 4 days, from Tuesday to Friday. I said "at least" because who knows how long it spent in transit from its origin point to where it is now, in kayfabe, kek
>>19904915*Huge pops*
>>19904915WWE is so fucking bad now kek its the worst it has ever been
>>19906359Oh, lmao, I thought you meant the 4 days was the 2 RAWs and two SD before the Chamber
>>19906359The box is on RAW, not Smackdown.
>>19906358I kinda thought that as a kid. It made sense to me why they were still angry a week later, I thought time worked differently and one week was like one day in wrestler time
>>19905064Can't wait for all the dronies who where shitting on this fuck to lose their minds about how amazing he is all of the sudden.
>>19906316kek>YOU DON UNDASTAN STAA WAARS SEQUEEL WAS GOOD, ISSA MYSTERIOBOX PLOT, WE AS FAAAANS LOVE THAD SHIT, ITS LOONG TERM STORITELLING YA MORAN!>NOO YOUSSA CAN'T DO THA DOUBL-YA DOUBLE-YA E THAT'S TOO MUCH MYSTERI BOX TUU MANY MISTERIES WE SICK OF HAVING TO WAIT TO FIND OUT WHA HAPPENS NEXT! FOGGEDDABAOUT IT
>>19904915>I'M BACK AND I'M BETTER THAN EVER
Terry Funk's corpse
>>19906439We aren't AEWtists nigga, that would never happen.
>>19906367Pearce told them to fuk off with the box and sent it to Smackdown for Aldis to deal with
HE'S FUCKING BACK
>>19906446HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>>19906459 They'll say it happens if anyone pops for Danhausen or enjoys his stuff on tv. Personally I never hated Danhausen but I thought he was god damn retard for thinking he'd make it as a "serious wrestler" or whatever he said on some interview. Nigga, you a clown and a interviewer at heart, you got over just by that, just be happy you get paid, your merch sells and you get to wrestle against mr.iguana for laughs. And if he's finally figured that shit out, he'll do just fine in WWE if he gets signed there.
What happened to Pearce getting phone calls from someone? Was it ever revealed?
>>19905038bray wyatt confirmed
>>19906583This would need to lead to a Vince faction but who would be in it? Jinder?
>>19904915The blank clipboard kekJerichos light up jacket is in the box the clipboard is a reference to the list
>>19905098its like a ticking time-bomb of anticipation
>>19905239underrated>but a few tweaks to make this less smarky for causal audience then it can be done
>>19904915the concept of AEW sending their used trash in a crate to WWE
>>19904915MMMMMMMMMMMMM...
>>19905038WWE is in the box
vince's golden egg is in the boxlong-term booking
>>19906615It was brought up during the show.
>>19905064who and what is that
>>19904928Who but gays are still watching?
>>19904915pathetic
>>19904915Y2J baby
Is Cornette right saying anyone coming out of a box is over?
>>19906294>what's this big bag over there on the stage? "I dunno I was staring at the monitor to see some of the signs in the crowd Cole">Hey there's some security now, attempting to remove the bag... "It seems a bit stuck on something dunnit" Sure does, What could be in the bag?>A BOX? WHAT? "I don't believe it Michael, a bloody box" BUT IS THE BOX HIDING SOMETHING TOO? WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THE BREAK TO SEE WHAT'S IN THE BOX "stay tuned"
>>19906171They should come over to my place some time, they can have a match and we can go for a swim, and we can throw beads at people
>>19906439it do be like that, every time
Insider here. I know who/what it is. Ask nicely and I'll tell you
>>19907059Yes, this storyline has anticipation and buzz despite nothing happening besides showing a box and Pearce telling an Indie guy to get it the fuk out of there
>>19906294Nigga that's just too kino
>>19904915>open the box>it's a giant hourglass>final grains of sand roll down to the bottom half>unfamiliar music plays>IT'S KROSS!!! HE'S BACK!
>>19904915>They open the box>Person inside is dead>Comes back as the WWECW Zombie
>>19906439Because WWE makes lame acts good and AEW makes good acts lame. The fact that WWE made Ricochet seem cool for 5 years is proof.
>>19906729I will remember this comment when Danhausen comes out
>>19907110We dont care, nigga heil hitler
>>19907224this but the complete opposite
>>19905001>Box opens>Long scrolls of paper pour out>Picks one up, reads headline>10,000 MORE HOLDS I KNOW>Confused lookTHEN…>BREAK THE WALLS DOWNNNNNN!!!
>>19907326Kek
It’s Vince with a C4 strapped to his chest
>>19907341Why would he have an energy drink strapped to his chest?
>>19907326megakek
>>19904915I know exactly what this is. It’s a 55-gallon drum of whoop ass.>Glass BreaksLet the hype begin for one last match at Wrestlemania against Gunther. Night 1 Main Event with a bullet.All the tickets get sold.
>ric in a box>ric masked man>goldust flair>black flair>lucha flairThe story is Flair trying to sneak himself into one more match but Triple H keeps denying him.
Would wrestlemania be saved if when the box opens Chris Benoit comes out?
>>19907326these are the kinds of posts that make this shithole still worth opening
>>19904915Guys, it's my dick.
>>19906617my sides
>>19907326
>>19905345In briskly warm summer of 2019 there were multiple cuckold stories going on
