>goes MIA>site goes to absolute shit>Dave forced to do shows with overly-critical fed fanswoopsie!
>>19906823Dave needs a tard wrangler at all times.
>>19907325SOMEONE IN BACK?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAR-DurmA6o
>>19906823Is he finally getting divorced from Dave? Or is Dave just covering WOR for him?
>>19906823>so....take us through my divorce.>your divorce? oh man…let me get my notes….*shuffles papers*…I mean, what can you say, it was a divorce. So I guess the deal is that, your wife, uh, she, like, was sick, I mean, basically she was sick of your, you know, bullshit. Yeah, it's like, you know, you bought her a yoga studio, a beach house, a vanity charity, but, you know, women, gosh I'm going to get in trouble for this one, but women it's like, it's not just about money and material things, you know? I mean, sometimes it is. But wo-women, believe me, I know this from my own divorce, they like, like, you know, sometimes its more emotional, I guess you would say? Like they want attention, attention, and, um, I guess they call it "quality time," like, women want to go out for dinner and drinks, and go to the theater, you know, and maybe even skiing, it's like, they don't really want to sit around and watch old tapes of Mid-South, you know? So I mean, it's like, this Michael guy, they call him "Mike," I guess, I think he was, like, he just, you know, made her feel, feel, you'd call it "special." Like they went on "adventures," and, I guess, that's big with the female demo. Plus, I mean, it's a cosmetic business, like, it always has been, and even though it's not like it was in the 80s, like there are a lot of guys today at a high level who Vince wouldn't have even let be a job guy, but, you know, even though it's better today, it's like, still, bigger guys are always going to get more chances, that's just the way the business is, so, like, when you're shorter you really have to, you know, work on being a better husband, because there's, I mean I wish it wasn't this way, but there's always a taller guy who's looking to take your spot. So, I mean, there's more to it than that, but that's like, the gist of it.
>>19907883He seemed pretty annoyed at the fan votes this year. I wonder if the pieces finally clicked for him that he and Dave themselves are what foster the opinions their subscribers have and voted on. Would be funny if he quits
>>19907883bryan has just gone on one of his many vacations
>>19907904He hasn't gone on vacation since Whitney ditched him. When he was dating Whitney back in 2010, he took her to Hawaii all the fucking time.
>>19907901doubtful. this never happened with any other fanbase.
>>19907901Nah him and Tom were just mouthing off at the subscribers, they do that sometimes
>>19907888Popped me
