Dude Wipes gear is about to real
>>19912995this shit is so embarrassing, being an E-drone is basically just one long humiliation ritual
>>19912995you don't hate jews enough
How far away are we from the Slim Jim Man or something winning the US title?
>>19912995brought to you by Carl's Jr.
>>19912995>americans have special ass wipes for men (product for women in europe)Never gets old
>dude wipes is a disruptive brand
>>19913043Burger King Man vs Colonel Sanders for the KFC heavyweight title
>>19913058a Colonel Sanders gimmick could get over, but only if he was massively racist
>>19913058https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad6GqK5_4yU
>>19913053There's a whole genre of products that is hyper-masculine advertising to get insecure men to do basic things without feeling gay
>>19913066>>19913079Didnt Dolph get dressed as him for a match like 10 years ago?
>>19913043sounds Based
>>19913043Steph still masturbates with Slim Jims because it reminds her of her one true love.
>>19913098now this is Wrestling
>>19913066I can see it. Black marks love calculated racism.
AEW trannies are mad because AEW has never had a sponsorship after Tony fumbled the Texas Chainsaw Massacre one. Now the only thing you see is WBD cross promotion that they don't even get paid for
>>19913134kek what a pencil dick
I feel bad for the little e-tards in school that will be bullied for wearing asswipe branded gear at class
>>19913166>OINKCase in point
>>19913170I don't, they deserve it.
>>19913043But that's based. Slim Jim Man and Lil' Slim Jim Man vs Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn for the tag titles even.
>>19913166>AEW outta absolutely finna nowhereway to not give them the power, big guy
>>19913171>OINK>Case in point
>>19913166Nobody's mad. We're laughing at you
>>19913186>Nobody's mad. We're laughing at youKeep telling yourself that tranny, you may start to believe it.
>>19912995>Jimmy vs Jey at Mania wasn't bad enough>Dom gets dragged into being a singled out advertising board>Imagine the people buying his gear down the line with this shit brand on it>independent contractors having brand logos forced onto them even though their workplace gets the bag for itThey are so our of touch and full of greed that it's no wonder people turn on them. The honeymoon period is well and truly over and HHH overstayed his welcome insanely fast.
>>19913142Wasnt the guy in the chicken suit miz?
>>19913199>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE *shits his pants*this little piggiE oinkin' lmfao
>>19913199
>>19913251KIRDBLT
>>19913245>>19913251Morbidly obese AEW troons like yourself do be smelling like shit after shitting their pants. Even MJFs wife hates you freaks lol
>>19913258>projectiongo buy some more dude wipes faggot, your ass is getting crusty again
>>19913251fucking KEK
>>19913260>Projection >Woman in the arena says you smell like shitYou're too fat to wipe your ass so don't worry about dude wipes
>>19913251fat, retarded E-dronebros... not like this...
>>19913251ngl I popped
>>19913251Kekd
>>19913267>>19913276>>19913319>>19913321The crippled pedo has already entered the stage where he knows he lost so he just mass replies to himself. Usually takes way longer so you know he's REALLY mad
>the wrestling company you like is making even more money and that's a bad thing because...it just is ok! It's ok, I understand. The AEW cult isn't used to their favorite wrestling company making money so its offensive to them when another company is. I get it.
>>19912995WWE is dead
>>19913328honest question, why do you care how much money a company makes if you get none of it
>>19913351I own shares in TKO, the better question would be is why do you lick Tony's asshole when it's a private company that's losing millions of dollars?
>>19913351Every new deal they make makes it less likely that they will fail which is a good thing for the fans while fans of other companies have to pretend everything is great with their company despite no evidence of them making money. Now my turn. Honest question, how is this a bad thing for WWE?
Smarks only complain when it happens in WWE
>>19913365>I own shares in TKOProve itAlso I'm not defending AEW anywhere you dumb faggot >>19913372>how is this a bad thing for WWE?Never said it is>makes it less likely that they will fail which is a good thing for the fansHow does it relate to the actual quality of the product released though? WWE might be making the most in history but I still enjoyed eras where they made less money a lot more
>>19913380AEW fans are just mad that no one want's to sponsor them, they just want to be noticed and no one ever does. It's very reminiscent of their mom and dad neglecting them.
>>19913055Disruptive for edrones because most of them are Indian
>>19913384>Prove itAre you under the impression that I have to prove anything to an unemployed, fat, diabetic who still lives with his parents in his 40's? what do I get out of it? you're going to say you have a job, show me your W2. Prove it.
>>19913400Your seething shows me you lied about having shares in TKO just to look "better"
>>19913408I accept your concession. Now get a job you fat bum and stop licking Tony Khans asshole, that shit is disgusting. Literally.
>>19913408He probably owns like $5 of shares lol
Are people really trying to justify this shit? I'm a WWE fan through and through, but they advertise a shit load as it is and it's only going to get worse with TKO heebs in charge. This will not make the wrestling better which is all I care about.
>>19913412So no proof? Just seethe?
>>19913033>this shit is so embarrassing, being an E-drone is basically just one long humiliation ritual
>>19913419Correct, you did not provide proof that you have a job because you're unemployed. And seethe is an understatement, your blood pressure is at 200 right now.
>>19913427>n-no ukwab
>>19913424Zaaaammmm where’s the Slim Jim Official Timekeeper’s Hammer and PRIME Official WWE Ringbell?? Better hope that Thermos is the Waka Wah Hey Hey nWo Eric Bischoff “I’m Back” Edition Thermos.
>>19913432That doesn't work, I have a job unlike you. No W2?kwab
>>19913427>>19913436The cripple you're talking to hasn't had a job in over 20 years. He was a grocery store bagger. He got fired.
>>19913436can you do anything besides projecting and going "no u"?
>>19913440Fuck you pedo
>>19913443I can work and use that money to buy some TKO shares, can you do anything besides lick Tony Kwabs dirty brown asshole?
stop replying to the fatty
>>19913448We do not sign out posts here Trevor. You've been on this site for decades you should know this.
>>19913435Bet you didnt cry like a bitch over Slim Jim Halloween Havoc. Sponsorship has been a part of wrestling since the 80's. It literally means nothing. You just like bitching about WWE like it's part of your personality.
>>19913450Post proof you own them I can also claim I'm Vince and you gotta believe me
>>19913471Post proof you have a job, you said I was projecting. You do seem like the type.. he does like black cock so that would make sense, Vince is unemployed now, Vince is a faggot, you're 2for2
>>19913483Just prove you have the shares lol
>>19913483I asked you for proof first since you made a claim that you have TKO shares. You deflecting it onto me claiming I don't have a job because apparently I'm your boogeyman tells me you can't, because you don't own them.Why do you spend time defending WWE if you get nothing out of it? I wouldn't care about defending any wrestling company lmao
>>19913492Say Kenny fucks kids and ill post the proof
>>19913490>>19913492>You must prove it to me!So just to be clear you don't actually have a job right? because you're not actually posting any proof. Also what does a boogeyman have to do with anything? all AEW trannies like yourself are unemployed and fat, you guys can't even afford $5 AEW tickets.
sure fuckin STINKS in herebeggin ya WWE fans to stop seething and start cleaning your ass with some Dominick Mysterio Dude Wipes
>>19913496Kenny fucks kids (though I always thought he's a closeted fag) Now post it
>>19913490>>19913492Trevor post proof you have functioning legs
everything he posts on this board is in defense of WWEwhat a fat worthless piece of shit
>>19913500Why won't you post proof that you have shares in TKO to own me and BTFO me completely? You can do it quickly instead of shitting your pants.
>>19913504>Now post itTrev is asking for cp again... Grim
>>19913507imagine if he spent even a fraction of that time washing his ass clean with official WWE Domink Mysterio Dude Wipes
BTNA in here desperate for attention. Get fucked pedo
>AHHH IT'S MY BOOGEYMAN AAAA NOW I GOTTA RESPOND TO EVERY POST CLAIMING IT'S HIM!!!Another great thread
Notice how often he brings up child molestation?
>>19913508Because I have nothing to prove to you, why don't you post proof that you have a job and BTFO me completely? also I'm not an AEW fan
>>19913512>>19913514>>19913517>>19913521>Doesn't deny being a pedophile Trevor ladies and gents. The one and only
>>19913524I have nothing to prove to you either. So you can go fuck yourself claiming you have shares in a company to act "cool" on a half dead imageboard
>>19913532Do you know who you're replying to?
>>19913535Not really, some faggot I would assume
>>19913535A loser who still lives with his mommy
>>19913532>>19913535You're right you don't. I already know you're unemployed, I don't need you to prove that to me. Get a job so you can buy TKO shares like me.
>>19913532>>19913535>>19913540>>19913541Pedohouse is having convos with himself again LMFAOOOO
>>19913542You're unemployed and you never owned any shares in anything
>>19913517He really wants someone to talk to. What a lonely existence lol
>>19913546>>19913554>no uWhy are you so mad right now? all AEW fans are unemployed. What's the problem? No W2? You can't even make up a job.
>>19913546>>19913554Trevor got raped worse than his father raped him
>>19913554i once heard it described as a "pig existence" which seems quite accurate
>>19913556No shares?
>>19913556Wasn’t even talking about you, you lonely bitch lol. How many friends do you have?
>>19913566>>19913568No job?
He can shit up a thread faster than anyone, his spamming is so prolific I'd be interested to know how many posts he's made on 4chan over the years
>>19913586Are you calling me trevor or the other guy trevor
titpiggy must have ran out of buttwipes
>>19913591I'm calling you Trevor. The crippled pedophile from Dublin. Which is funny why the other idiot keeps bringing up a W2.
>>19913602I'm neither a cripple, from Dublin or a pedo. Why do you think I'm him?
>>19913601his mommy came home with the walmart generic brand ones and not the WWE Dominik Mysterio Edition Dude Wipes
>>19913601Your poor caretaker Trev.>>19913606>>19913610Too late for the whole "I'm not him" Trev
>>19913610damn I thought she was dead
Is he genuinely mentally ill? Or has he been pretending to be mentally ill as a gimmick on this board for years?
>>19913629she very well may be by the end of todayafter all the commotion this week about the sweet new ass wipes it was a mortal sin to not buy the right ones
i wonder if he realizes people can smell him through the screeni wonder if he realizes people might talk to him (here and otherwise) if he took advantage of WWE Dominik Mysterio Dude Wipes to clean out his ass and maintain basic hygiene
>>19913043in the lead up to saudimania, a mystery opponent will harass cody through various digital means, challenging him for the wwe title in the main event of night 2 in a match streamed live from the ai world. before the match, cody steps through a portal into the ai world, and an ai video feed generating in real time is shown to the audience, where hulk hogan returns and beats cody clean in 5 minutes to win his 7th wwe championship.
i wonder if he knows that everyone here knows he's a crippled pedophile from dublin
>>19913650Crazy how in ai world 20 years from now WWE is still running and AEW would have been dead for 18 years.
>>19913417>the only sensible take>gets ignored You should have console warred harder brother.
>>19913650We aren’t far off from having Logan Paul main event Wrestlemania or winning the Royal Rumble
>>19913645I think he’s depressed lol
>>19913660Sounds better than ManletJF vs Hangmam
>Dude Wipes gear is about to realThis fatass had a heart attack mid sentence. RIP. Nothing of value was lost.
>the most heel shit you can do in 2026 is to take a sponsor that will encourage edrones to clog their parents (or landlords) sewer laterals and pay thousands of dollars in plumber billsbased
This but it's a bunch of dudes wiping their asses
it would be funny if the ad was on his ass though lol
Yikes someone got murked LMFAO
Mental illness thread
wwe fucking sucks
Can you guys just enjoy a dumb thread about butt wipes without turning it into a console wars forum drama circlejerk ffs
>>19914594no
>>19914438True
>>19913417>Are people really trying to justify this shit?Afraid so
>>19912995WASH YO ASS
>>19912995do edrones really need to be reminded to wash their ass?
>>19917790r fraid so
>>19913408shares in tko are about $200, dude. why are you acting like it's impossible for a regular person to be invested in the stock market? a lot of people have retirement accounts from work that give shares in all sorts of companies.
I better see dom do an in ring dude wipe celebration and wipe his ass with those
>>19913166Dude Wipes was literally an AEW sponsor a year and a half ago. Once again drones squeeling over rejects.
