Omega Takes On Swerve For The First Time Ever And The Cowboy And The Champ Come Face To Face!...AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Memorial Auditorium in Sacramento, CA8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>MJF & Hangman Adam Page Face-To-Face!>Kenny Omega vs. Swerve Strickland>Willow Nightingale (c) vs. Megan Bayne vs. Marina Shafir vs. Mina Shirakawa in a TBS Championship 4-Way>The TV Debut Of The Brawling Birds!>And More!** 25 Days Out From Revolution **
>>19913105BASED
>>19913105kek what a stacked fucking card, can't wait to tune in
No buddy?
>>19913105A lot of people thinking Omega and Swerve are doing a 60 minute broadway but if Kenny is getting the title back before Wembley, he needs to start beating former champions like Swerve clean
>>19913124Swerve has DEI affirmative action plot armor. Everyone has to pretend he's better than he is because he's black.
>>19913127I disagree. Swerve is really good in the ring. His match with Danielson and Ospreay and Hangman were great. He just needs to get better on the mic and he's set
>>19913123NOBODY LIKES BUDDY!
>>19913137I like Buddy :)
>25 Days Out From RevolutionHangman and MJF need to kick off their blood feud tonight and it has to aim higher than the Hangman/Swerve rivalry. Bring in some Hollywood writers to really take it to the next level if they can. I don't think they should be doing promos off the cuff. It should all be pre-written by expert writers
Punk lost.
>>19913158>Phil cant move Wrestlemania tickets even when paired with Roman>Everyone realizing AJ Lee is actually not very goodIt hasn’t been a great start to the year for the Mendez family
>>19913189WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>19913189OOOOH OOOOOOH
>>19913158>>19913173
The mere thought of AJ Styles jumping to AEW has them absolutely shook
I Fucking LOVE AEW
>>19913105>The Brawling BirdsNever forget what they took from you
>>19913482Imagine if Lyra got a clue and jumped ship to AEW. They'd be the Brawling Birbs
>>19913137We all like Buddy.
thank god there is wrestling on tv tonight hooray
>>19913433>having a tribute show for someone leaving for another companyHow could still think you are getting AJ at this point?
>>19913501kys buddy you injury prone manlet fag
>>19913482Am i the only one who thought this was big e and Nash?
>>19913527No one is saying this.
>>19913549I am saying this. Fuck buddy, he's a boring shitter. PAC is the better roidmanlet out of the two. I'd even take Cage over him
>>19913560Saying this?No one is.
buddy will return to a monster poo
>>19913574I just did
Buddy's ankle will never heel. He might as well just die at this point.
>>19913530The dynamic is all wrong
>>19913592HIS ANKLE WILL NEVER HEEEAL(NEVER HEEEEAL) >92KWAB
>>19913584I don’t believe you. I don’t see you. I don’t hear you.
>>19913613>LALALALA YOU DONT EXIST LALALAholy shit it is actually buddy posting this
>>19913482Colonized
brody & nyla need a run as tag champs
>>19913616I wish.
>>19913635many people are saying this
>>19913635I say this.
>>19913635I look like this
give the title to bayne
>>19913760No more title changes on free TV. All PPVs going forward.
>>19913620Colon-nized.
>>19913105CM Punk won
>>19913137Demi does
imagine watching this tranny slop in 2026
>>19913635Nyla hasn't been in AEW in like 5 years ya tard
>>19913953>imagine watching this tranny slop in 2026sorry I don't watch WWtrannE
>>19913959got his ass
>>19913959they wont like this
>>19913959cooked that pig
>>19913959oh NO NO NO
>>19913959Did WWE make them women's champion? Fraid not. AEW still the tranny fed unfortunately
>>19914202Cody Rhodes did
does everyone have a box of dude wipes ready so that you might share with the e-drones that hatewatch tonight? would prefer if the thread didn't smell like unwashed ass.
who the fUCK is choady blows
>smoke detectors start chirping>start weighing pros and cons of replacing them right now>increased chance of fire is true sicko shit but chirps interrupting my show would be cringe>decide to replace them now because it's the white thing to do>go to store and buy eight 9-Volts and a case of Stevewisers>climb the ladder to make myself famous>change them sons of bitches til they give me the greenlight (cus I'm ready to go)
looks like a sell out
>>19914301god DAMN it feels good to be ELITE!
more like brawling fridges LMAO
>>19914272Been looking for the MJF pepe for a long time. Thanks anon
This will draw all 700,000 tv viewers
>>19913158>>19913173He's on the cover of the most hyped wrestling game of all time and he's headlining Wrestlemania for two years in a row while AEW still can't sell past 2k tickets in high school theaters since he left in 2023
>>19913810I still don't know if this was a rib on The Elite or not or if Punk genuinely wanted to take a pic with a tranny
>>19914469Phil loves trannies
>>19914464>the most hyped wrestling game of all timeimagine being this much of a mark lmao
>>19914511Where's the lie tho?
>>19914552this reeks of desperation not hype
>>19914552Why the fuck are Booker T and Chyna there? Raven should be on the WCW wide
new match added
TONY IS LIVEhttps://x.com/TonyKhan/status/2024244923105759716https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/2024244923105759716https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/2024244923105759716https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/2024244923105759716
>>19914834Tony said Grand Slam Australia did one of the highest ratings ever
>>19914834i am a spiritual warrior for tony khan
>>19914834>We've got a number of talents with injuries and illnesses but thankfully it doesn't effect anything on the show tonightBased...but why bring it up then?
>>19914763based>>19914834based>>19914839based
I missed Grand Slam is there anything worth skipping on that show before I Dynamite tonight
>>19914579Raven was never over in WCW. It should have been DDP or Scott Steiner
>>19914853they have highlights of the show on AEW's youtube channel
Grand Slam Australia: 561k viewers up against the Olympics. (MAX numbers not included)They probably did 800k with everything added up
>>19914974not bad, taped show too
>>19914873I'd say DDP. Steiner wasn't a top guy until the birdshit-logo era, long after WCW had been defeated.
>>19914974in all fairness the nba dunk contest has been an afterthought for 20+ years
>>19914552>Comically Post AE Taker>Post AE HHH>Comically post MNW Booker T>Razor Ramon renderlmao. Can't even have Sting
Seems like a sold out show. AEW up YoY in this market
AEW started booking these smaller venues and then got too hot for the smaller venues lmao
>>19915075red hot promotion
>>19915075W Tonedog
AEW needs to do a yearly place in a truly unique venue. I loved the Jericho Cruise episode of Dynamite for that reason, but I get why they only did it once
I watch for Mina
wow wrestling
>>19915147
>>19913105kek what a pissant card
>>19914853Unironically the ladder match
>>19915164but enough about what your parents said when they got your grades
>>19913959lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaoo
>>19913105Only thing worth tuning in for are the sexy women because you know damn well swerve vs kenny aint ending in a clean finish.
>>19915188Which is ridiculous. What the fuck does Swerve need to be protected for lol
Are the sheilas showing up?
>>19914834Why is this gay little bottom boy's tongue yellow?
i wonder how old and haggard renee will look tonight
>>19915222I wish they'd pull the trigger on top guys facing each other and having clean finishes more. All the top guys should have faced eachother multiple times by now. AEW fans tune in for the action, you can do rematches later and they'll still tune in if it's two top guys.
Swerve is gonna turn heel and join up with Don.
theres worst shit being posted but this gets deleted
>>19913158>He's on the coverYeah, of the cheapest edition lmao>for two years in a row Night 1 closer isn't the WM main event>still can't sell past 2k tickets in high school theaters since he left in 2023Sure...
>>19915330kek jannies are so fucking fragile its hilarious
>>19915330>>19915370>>19915360I'm tired, boss.
>>19915380Damn man that brutal. This board truly is the drizzling shits.
>>19915330One of the jannies is a hardcore edrone. I've been banned for saying the mildest things about wwe and the excuse is always because it was "off topic". Whoever he is, he's a fucking soft bitch. I hope wwe is at least paying him to sweep shit up for them
>>19914974Unironically good numbers ngl
>>19914763Y tho? Any time someone's feuding with the Callis Family none of the matches make much sense
>>19915402Davis and Doyle attacked Moxley after a match a few weeks ago
>>19915402They had common enemies, but their business interests are starting to interfere with each other. That's why.
is mercedes on vacation or just waiting for her contract to expire?
>>19915450What's in WWE that would want her to go back? The pay is less, WWE controls what movies you can star in, less creative control, grueling travel.
>>19915450she just got done being the longest tbs champion now was taking breaks doing stretches with her back she posted it
>>19915450Vacation, she'll be back sometime in March
troon containment zone
Big Poo is back for some reason
>>19915494based giant poo
AEWSUCKSMOTHERFUCKINGDOGSHIT!!!!!@@@
I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately
>>19915494Bringing Satnam back from ROH hell will surely draw the dimes
>>19915515Hologram is dead
>>19915393>janny>getting paidlmao
SICKOS WW@>>19915515clon board bitch
>>19915526>>19915528
Now that the dust has settled…..Buddy.
They should open with Kenny/Swerve
I think that, Tony shouldnt have made the Dynamite into song "you wanted war" if hes just going complain about WWE fighting a war against them with counter programming and stuff it makes no sense to do that he should change the song if he doesnt want war
MINA
Based Collision promo openinga
>>19915526He's not real, he never existed in the first place
MINA'S BIG BOOBIES
>opening with Mina's tits800k confirmed
megan owes me sex, simple as
Bayne should've just slapped her boobs together furiously instead of talking
>>19915474she just started her subscription service is all, she doesn't need to go to wwe or wrestle anymore
too much booba in this opening there are trans people watching who feel bad now
kenny looking better than he has in years
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
whatever happened to the murder grandpa
K'NNNIIIII
Building looks good but my initial impression of the audience isn't very high. Boys are gonna have to work for it tonight.
Why does nobody talk about the fact that Tony Khan dressed up as Leatherface and had a major spergout on live television?
Unrelated, but put a wrestling ring here
ACTIVATE CHOPPA PHASE TWO
giga pop for the ace of AEW JONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MOXLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Based Ishii showing up cause he knew Bayne and Mina booba would be on tonight
DEAN
venue looks kino
>>19915568start your own fed there
>>19915569>GET IN DA CHOPPAS!
Where does Davis get all that booty from?
>>19915567Tony is too weak to carry a chainsaw
>>19915573Why the fuck are you posting kids? I've noticed that AEW threads often do this...
>>19915567SO FUCKING BASED!
>>19915573pic related would fuck that kid's shit updamn MDK
Damn, they love Mox
Why does Tony keep forcing Bryan Danielson to travel for commentary when he has said many times that traveling is exacerbating his neck issues
Davis needs to get a real theme. I can live with Don having the Brown Note, but this dude's music is really fucking annoying.
Mark Davis vs Buddy would’ve been fun.
>>19915568I want to see more weird venues. Remember when WCW had a ring in the middle of a pool?
DAVID BIXENSPAN SPOTTED IN CROWD LMFAO
Davis bros... WE FUCKING GOT THIS!
love mark davis' big giant ass
Is the lighting just really bad
who wins? I'm thinking Mark Davis pins Dean clean after a devastating irish whip to the corner
>>19915582Why is this your reaction when you think you see someone underage?
Sacramento has a higher-than-average crime rate compared to national averages. They like Mox because he looks like them, a felon!
moxley more over than ever
>>19915568looks like arena mexico without a roof
>>19915616He was the villain we didn't know we needed
Need Mark Davis' big sweaty meaty juicy man ass to stinkface me and engulf my faggot face like a wet catchers mitt
>>19915608they turned it down because people are disgusted by >>19915602
>>19915608It's hard to get the lighting right in smaller venues. Modern sports arenas have perfect rigging built in.
>Bryan Danielson on commentary
>putting that dunk to good useWhat did he mean by this?
I'm not saying he doesn't have a gigantic ass, but Mark Davis is the thinnest person I've ever seen do that ass drop spot.
lads are gonna be hurtin in the morning
Im apprehensive about posting this because I'm a huge AEW fan but here it goes.I went to Forbidden Door and after the show I was feeling horny. I'm a gay man, so I fired up Grindr and I matched with Tony. His profile name was "gay little bottom boy" and he sent me some really weird shit. I still went over to his hotel though but as soon as I saw a dog in a weird position I bounced. I'm still going to watch the show but I can never respect Tony ever again
>>19915616I thought it was dumb not to have Death Riders turn on him but now when it happens it's going to be nuclear
damn crowd white hot for this
Did he blade his hand?
>>19915630Danielson and Tazz would be basedexcalibur makes everything suck
Is that shoot cut or a blade?
blading your hand is based
THIS FAKE BLOODWHY AEW SO FUCKING FAKE AND GAY
damn that's a fun ass crowd
>>19915647it's kinda crazy how it all worked out in the end, when the call is finally made people will be malding
BIG MATCH JON
>>19915647It should happen as soon as he loses his Continental Belt
>>19915647Is that ever going to happen though
>>19915656Probably a shoot since blading the back of your hand would be retarded
FUCK Rey Fenix
>>19915651yeah but they take pills before the match that generates fake blood in there bodies so he is bleeding but it's not his actual bood
I think that, tony must of done some weird bad stuff when he was kid and this made his father Shad shelter him and stunt his growth. he tried to touch his sister or mom or dog or some thing like that
>>19915671huh what he do
Less than a year ago people were saying Mox sucked, and hadn't been good in years. They were ready to riot if Page didn't win at All In. Now a few months later Mox is really over, and the Bluesky Bandit has go away heat with the online AEW fans. How did that happen so fast
Homie literally bladed his own hand. Just use a blood pack guy.
>>19915653Danielson sounds like someone's grandpa talking about his time in Vietnam.
>>19915676he got brainwashed by konnan
>>19915667I would have whoever is going to be the new leader go on a dominant winning streak and maybe get a belt. Have Mox struggle to keep his and as soon as he loses it, they turn on himMaybe have Yuta try and help Mox at some point
>>19915677>the Bluesky Bandit has go away heatOh no he has "heat" with a few fags on Twitter. Who cares.
It's weird hearing everyone cheer Mox
>>19915647I fully expected it to happen after he tapped at blood and guts but who knows when they'll do it now
>>19915682When are people going to realize Konnan only cares about himself
Yup, this is another DYNAMITE episode, boys
Did Mark Davis Hana Kimura himself?
>>19915673@grok is this true?
I'm not even an AEW fan (I actually dont like this gay shit at all) but why does Excalibur get so much hate, even from AEW fans? I don't really notice any glaring issues with him
Guys, imagine if Davis landed that squash and Mox got a face full of Davis taint
>>19915660death riders has made me realize i truly don't know shit about booking>>19915667it is and it's going to finally finish getting wheeler yuta over, which is an even more impressive feat than simply saving AEW like mox did last yearhe's earning his way onto the mount rushmore of wrestling with the carry job he's done over the last year and a half or so
>women doing time calls
>>19915647>face leader of an otherwise heel stableThe opposite has been done before, but I think that's a first.
>>19915673My favorite is when Bandito had his sister show up with her stunt booba
>>19915676Tried to claim that AEW was inhumane and a prison. He might be the only truly blackballed wrestler
based hoss fight
>>19915708go back to saudi ahmed
Tony Khan just signed Sngroli Ort!
This match rules
>>19915725Nice
>BCCnever mention that group ever again
>>19915708Not Dasha has a very meaty butt
fuckin slobberknocker boys
Why is TK pushing Mark Davis?
Oh shoot the neutral lighting looks way better
>>19915680I like to imagine he's a radio guest on a GTA Talk Radio station.
Kevin Dunn-esque cut on that curb stomp.
Please answer my question>>19915702 >>19915702>I'm not even an AEW fan (I actually dont like this gay shit at all) but why does Excalibur get so much hate, even from AEW fans? I don't really notice any glaring issues with him
>>19915736Toni is an ass man simple as
>>19915736Mark Davis needs something extra to get over. Maybe face paint
pure sicko start to the showya quite simply love to see it
Really good match. It's gonna be a good night bros.
Bulldog is such a gay move
>>19915751Thong breifs
>>19978654>>19978654>>19978654MOOOOOOOOODSWTF EDRONES ARE DERANGEDDELETE THIS SHIT
>>19915761Thanks Lance
Andrade should've won
>Max when you get in the ring with me at Revolution I'm gonna rape you like a 16 year old!
Hangman is such a fucking faggot and shit promo it's insane.>I'M ACTING!!!!! >:[
>>19915763da fuq happened?
>>19915751Paint his ass cheeks to look like basketballs. It'll be a great visual when he dunks his ass on them for the drop spot.
Bros, I don't think Stokley needs that wheelchair
>>19915778You can tell he's serious because he's breathing hard.
>wheelchair gimmicks continue to get over RODDY. BUDDY.
>>19915784it sounds like (You) didn't donate to the stoke fund
>>19915779Nothing because that post number is like 6000 posts away. Some faggot is trying to get a gimmick over, seen it multiple times in the last week.
>>19915784You're crazy. Why would he use a wheelchair if he didn't need it?
We gonna be poaching MJF, Big Stokely, and Fletcher BTWSo to enjoy then while you can
>>19915800Vince is my pick in this year's death pool.
Is the ring wheelchair accessible? Stokely should sue
Dronies are so embarrassing
>FTR vs Young Bucks againTony is still in Jaguars season mode for some reason
how did they put stokely in the ring?
>>19915800Maybe when they're 45 kek
>>19915810up there with the disappearing audience member
I hope that fan who tried to start a what chant dies
>>19915808always pops me
>fakeness of professional wrestling Bros...
>>19915821The What chant is the reason Christian is destined for hell.
Stokley is hilarious
Find The Remote vs the Bucks is the AEW equivalent of Lesnar vs Roman in terms of trying to force some epic rivalry that just isn't there
Black history month is over!!!!!
Sacramento is pretty based
>we ain't got to do thisStoke is shook
Remember when the house ofBlack attacked two tag teams in one night and then nothing happened anyways?
Did anyone else's feed just entirely skip the superkick?
What the fuck? Did I jump 5 seconds into the future?
Hopefully we get the Bucks/FTR match that lives up the the hype this time.
>>19915838All whites are domestic terrorists.
Bucks finally get to work Staples Center
>>19915847yeah lol
YO THREAD BITCHNEW THREAD LETS GOI GOT SHIT TO POST
Justified "FUCK ICE" chants RIGHT NOW. Thank you all for watching AEW Dynamite RIGHT NOW
>>19915847YUPtried rewinding multiple times, still skipped
Ice is based
>>19915847Ye, wot happened?
I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
NIPSBROS BE ALERT
>you got 99 answers but cant solve 1 problem
ICE is based.
Who won that boring Mox and Mark Davis match? I got to up get something to eat thinking it would go to time limit.
Future TBS champ Marina Shafir
Getting a new champ tonight I think. Betting on Bayne but hoping for Mina
>>19915861>>19915869ICE IS based
Mox getting marina over is some prowrestling magic
>>19915847>>19915860>>19915862I think we got super kicked
MINAAAAAAAAAA
MEGANS GEAR IS FUCKING WORKING ME
I hope Megan winsWell I really want Mina to win but Tony hates japs
Mina is a very jiggly girl
>>19915861Many genetic dead ends are saying this!
why are aew women so much hotter than wwe women
Getting respectful paizuri from Mina
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>>19915892There would probably be a lot of unnecessary dancing
This venue is amazing for wrestling
Willow lost too much weight
Bobba choppa
Bayne looked gassed
HBO, where's my Pip?!
This is a good crowd
>meat meat meatThat tiddy meat
Wrong girl won
Who died?
I hope this doesn't lead to another Willow vs Stat match
I forgot the winter Olympics was happening.
Based MJF
That's a giant belt
