Omega Takes On Swerve For The First Time Ever And The Cowboy And The Champ Come Face To Face!...AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Memorial Auditorium in Sacramento, CA8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>MJF & Hangman Adam Page Face-To-Face!>Kenny Omega vs. Swerve Strickland>Willow Nightingale (c) vs. Megan Bayne vs. Marina Shafir vs. Mina Shirakawa in a TBS Championship 4-Way>The TV Debut Of The Brawling Birds!>And More!** 25 Days Out From Revolution **
>>19915893Megan's push up bra is making me act up
i want every woman in this match to beat the shit out of me
Send snoods
>>19915900based roddy
Motorboating with Mina
>>19915893OP WHY ARE YOU FUCKING LYINGTHESE NOT GAMETHRAD 3ONLY GAMETHREAD 2 & SHOW DINT START TILL 200 POSTS IN THREAD 1
Do you think Marina's jealous of all that titty meat in the ring?
They need to hurry up with Mercedes to win the world title cause I want to see the others get a chance with it but Mercedes is still cool tho
>>19915893Memorial is a based venue
ICE is based
Mina should win
based crowd
>>19915903
Imagine these 4 girls squishing tony khans face between their oiled asses and farting into his open mouth creating a suction vacuum of oil farts intestinal gas and they just fucking slather his bearded face in oil and ass sweat and bounce up and down side to side crushing his face with there asses and farting
Why isn't this a pudding match?
>>19915908seeing as how she nipmogs all of them, probably not
>>19915908bet her pussy's got a killer vice grip tho
Mina has the right amount of belly fat
>>19915900Same, but Willow is the only one I’d let rip a huge, wet fart in my face.
Mina bros... WE FUCKING GOT THIS!
>>19915908Shes gonna give them all her mothers milk
Nip status?
>Mina's jiggly ass
>>19915871I'm assuming it was Mox.
You think Willow is on Ozempic?
>>19915925>wanting a fat negress to fart in your faceUnironically grim and fucking pathetic. AEWsissies are insane.
>>19915933Its not working
sitting front row first balcony in this venue gotta be class
>willows cleavage
Hey, Bane didn't overthrow Mina this time :D
Did willow sandbag that Frankensteiner?
>>19915903>>19915918Jenna won
>>19915932mox won by submission
BAYNE...
Is Marina our girl?
Megan Bayne's fat asshole
wanna sleep on Willow the pillow
>>19915919Quick fucking around on 4chan and get back to work, Tony.
Megan always look like she's gonna spill a titty out
Y'all should give WWE another try.Not only is it far better wrestling, but you will enjoy it much more.Its gotten a lot better. Elimination Chamber is going to be amazing.We also have a mystery box angle going on right now
>>19915946haha dang that's crazy dawg
I miss the ICE recruiting commercials.
>>19915919This is a fucking titty match dumbass. Pay attention.Better yet, kill yourself.
>>19915946I remember she threw her socks at the camera. She's been my favorite of the aew women since
Megan should win
>>19915951that shit is garbage and last year let us know
>>19915904Yer a pedo dude
>>19915951>Elimination Chamber is going to be amazing
>>19915946What would you do if you caught one of her socks she throws into the crowd?
>>19915960Then make Penelope wear the belt and then wear Penelope
marina's theme is so based
>>19915935Realistically she’s the only one eating fatty cuts of meat. The other three probably get all their protein from beans and peanut butter.
My stupid fucking caretaker just knocked over my bedpan when she was bringing me my dinnerThere is pee all over my fucking floor now.
MEAT MEAT MEAT
>TEAT>TEAT>TEATBased Booba Crowd
>Bucks vs FTRThere have to be other tag teams in AEW
>>19915976This is not the iyo general blud
>>19915981They havent faced since like 2023
Megan’s breasts
>>19915981You would think that, wouldn't you?
odds l have a muffin, evens l have some carrots and celery
the acoustics in this building fucking rule
That might have been the most emotion Bayne has shown
the felons in the crowd really like this match full of attractive women
Oh, Megan has an undebite. That's why she looks off
how do bayne’s tits not pop out of her top
>Bayne not afraid of getting kicked in the tits because she's all nattyBased
well that could have ended badly
WILLOWWMINAAAAWILLOWW
Guys, I need a webm of Bayne's tits getting kicked for research purposes
Tony needs to book Megan like he did Jade, unlike Jade she can actually wrestle
AYOOOOO /AEW/MAIN EVENT JEY USO IS NOW IN YO' CITYYYYCAN I GETUHHHH4 LETTERSONE WORDUH UHYEET?!?!?
Meener ;_;
that was pretty great
>>19916002and it did!
BBWchads we can't stop winning
>>19916007
>Willow immediately no sells the offense as soon as the bell rings
Why do you watch professional wrestling when you can gay porn?
A very well produced Dynamite with video packages and stuff
Alright the love affair with Willow is ending. Enough with her pleaser.
You just know this gay little bottom boy has a ton of skeletons in his closet.What's the worst thing he's done?
>>19916030With her PLEASE. GMS
WWE MEMTIONED
Who passed away?
>BD mentions WWEhere comes a fine
who are they talking about? a producer?
>>19916030enough about me?
>>19916040>>19916046A guy named Kerwin
I love the Tonedog
>>19916040Kerwin White
>>19916043AEW is a PROFESSIONAL wrestling company that know there are other companies out there. WWE is a joke company that lives in a bubble (WWE Universe) and are too scared to mention other promotions by name
>>19916040>>19916046Kerwin Silfies. He was a director from the mid 80's to 2020.
We're not a cult, we acknowledge that other feds exist, no matter how evil they are.
>>19916057Many people have been saying this very thing
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>>19916055he loves you too brohe loves all his sickos
Like the chunky goth girl in the front row
>escape from Paul-Catraz
>>19916073Me flipping off Daniel Garcia when he beat Buddy.
I feel like MJF is going to bring up that pedophile guy that Hangman is friends with.
I think that, its really sad how you have AEW fans going say this is kino its not kino its fucking bull shit
Ok Hanger, don't do anything that single handedly kills our promotion please.
>>19916086ermmm actually Marty is a hebephile
>>19916086kenny omega?
>>19916057WWE has mentioned AEW myltiple times
this needs to be a blood feud
>>19916086crowd would cheer hangman
>>19916086>that pedophile guy that Hangman is friends with.Tony khan the gay little bottom boy?
>I'm not gonna cut some promoSo shut up
The front of MJF's hair looks weird
MJF FUCKING SHOOTINGHES READING MY MINDI HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING FAGGOT
white trash bros...
>>19916102Name 5
MJF aint telling any lies so far
special...
I wonder if he'll mention Marty
MJF went all the way to Turkey to get a shitty hairjob but he couldnt get that big ugly ass mole on his neck removed?
>MAYBE
Call him a pedo apologist MJeff you know you want to
MJF's hairline looks like it was drawn on with a magic marker
>on my birthdaylol
I hate jews but I hate performative leftist males more
COOK HIS ASS HANGER
LMAO
Hair bros...
>thicket than mark davisthat was pretty good kek
do dronies experience psychic damage when they hatewatch and have to see promos that arent written by chatgpt
Agreed. tk needs to get off twitter.
MJF likes Adam too much to bury him with Marty Scurll talk. You can tell he isn't going for the jugular
>I just hate JewsHow hard would you mark out?
SWING AT ME MAX
>im taking that belt off of you max, from the river to the seaWHOAAAAA BUDDYYYYYYYYY
>>19916160>Pick it up Jew boy
Turkish hair transplant bros....
He sounds like hes about to cry
Hair vs Hair match
Based segment
Texas Death!
That's right, a Coal Miners glove on a pole match
What's a good stip
Based traditional wrestling Max
Three Stages of Heck match!
>>19916158No adjusted person cares about some dude getting catfished at a bar by a 16 year old
>>19916158It doesn't have to do anything with liking him or not. What the fuck is there to gain by calling your top babyface a pedophile apologist? You'd kill the company.That's shit you save for companies you don't work for.
>Y-yes father! *wipe sweat* Those numbers are just wrong, father. *farts* The guy who typed those files is... *farts again* Disabled, yes-yes! It's actually 1,347,000 views! The guy just forgot to type the "1," that's all! Hahahahahaha! *farts louder* You know, Americans and DEI! Oh that, father?! Oh that's just a typo! It is in reality +77,000,000$ of net worth won! *draw a line on the - to make it a + and also draw a :) while sweating buckets* See, father?! No big deal, hahahahaha! *farts loudly* By the way, father do you have some change to spare? WWE meanies released new talents and I would like to hire them! Yes, father! They will being dimes! Yes, father, I will have a girlfriend soon! No, father I am not a dogwanker! *shits aggressively* Oh my, sorry father! I have a bad case! I must leave quickly, see you later! *run while farting and shitting out of stress*Shadid begin to wonder if Tony is just bullshitting him... But he found that :) very well drawn, so he scoffed this idea aside.
WTF?!?!?!?!?
HANGER NOOOO
Oh fuck Hangman just Cody'd himself
>never challenge for the Championship again Cody bros...
>Doing this stupid ass stipulation again
>>19916155Who is we?
MJF PLEASE SAVE US FROM THE MIDCARD COWBOY
dog collar match?
>men's world championshipI wish he'd stop that.
>hangman going full cody
Hangman bros... Not like this....
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING MATCH
>>19916158>MJF likes Adam too much to bury him with Marty Scurll talk.There's no way they'd go there in any situation. It's a way too fucking sensitive topic nowadays.
I really really HATE the >I will never challenge for the beltStip. It's fucking terrible. Either Adam wins or he forces himself into the midcard.
Yeah it's fucking over for Handman "Adam" Page
If Hangman doesn't win he's probably going to the fed when his contract runs out because how the fuck do you reverse that. Cody couldn't
>>19916200is that.... could it BE...... BY GOD IT IS!that's MEL PHILLIPS!
>>19916200Only in WWE
ratings are finally climbing and Tony's first thought is putting ratings killer hang ma'am in the title scene again
>>19916204It's also absolutely retarded for a babyface to be the one suggesting it.
>>19916212Trust our booker
MJF picks some bullshit like a lumberjack match
Hangman is such a faggot that he's forcing TK to put the belt back on him. He knows Tony will fold and not want to make him just a midcarder.
What does Pac's diet consist of?
BIG CHRISTIAN JON ROCKING THE CROSS
>don cahlus famuhlee
Danny is such a fuckboi
He said he won't challenge for the men's title. Does that mean he can still challenge for the women's title?
I wanna see Yuta’s bald head!
That promo was gay as fuck and I hope both men lose at Revolution
Hanger is Cody'ing himself but why
>>19916219Pure protein and the blood of 10 oxen
>dry PAC
Could have just said "I will never challenge you again as long as you're champion".Tony booking the same stupid shit they did to Cody KWAB
>>19916219beans on turds
>>19916228Cody did it because he knew he was leaving
>still have this match and the brawling birds squash before the mainSo much for the 40-60 minute TV banger.
>>19916224Hangwoman page debuts the week after trust
>>19916238You expect Kenny "no guts" Omega to wrestle 40 minutes?
THE coldest white boy in the game!!!
AEW fucking ruined my life
GABE KITTO
these ain't my dogs nigga
thats my dog fr fr
>>19916245War ready
do clark conors and thekla do it spider style
What would happen if Gabe Kidd got a tan
>>19916257Thekla is only into weird shit like extremely quiet sex without breaking eye contact
>>19916245I hate this shit so fucking much because calling it Nippon go is fucking retarded and proves he doesn't know FUCKING DICK about the language.
>>19916257Personally I imagine it involves a lot of water sports.She seems like the type.
Why is Orange Cassidy in this NJPW match?
David Bixenspan's sister is a writer.Need it or keep it???
Welcome to the club, Hanger
>>19916266You know that belt has been shitted on
KENNY SOON, KENNYBROS
>brawling birds>women >brawling
mortosbros we're booked
I hate Mina Shirakawa and Willow so much.Mina wrestles like she's in WWE, and Willow is fat, and nasty, and can't wrestle.
>>19916290As long as we don't lewd Mortos
What is Tony Khan doing after the show?
I'm coming Cody
Tony Khan is getting COOKED on twitter lmfao!
>>19916300
Ishii got the skin completion of a Samoan
>>19916312But enough about to your momma boyfriend
Where the fuck is OC, this dude is hurt and needs to tag out
>>19916312>Pacific Islander looks like another Pacific Islanderwow
"Gabe Kidd" sounds like "gay kid" and there is no way around it.
>>19916312Triple H is already preparing the next bloodline member.
Creeps and Liars status?
DARBY!
>>19916322why are you thinking about gay kids
>Ishii is clearly injured >OC not making the tag to get him out>Ref not stopping the match
Reminder that AEW fans are dirty criminals and thieves
BIG FUCKIN TOM
Why didn't Ishii just get rid of his hamstring like he did his neck?
>>19916328Based aew "just power through" wrestling. We ain't sissy bitches like wwe.
Thank you Ishii-san
Did Ishii break his nose?
ishii nooooo
>>19916327I defend trans faggot men.
Rocky is an asset in chicanery and pin eating
>>19916328Stone Pitbull ain't gonna call the match for an injury like the young boys these days
Andraade looks like he owns a secret French villa where they patch up your bullet wounds for free
tranquilo
>>19916344Jesus Christ
>>19916344Would love to see him and Buddy tag team together and lose.
FUCK EL CLON, THAT NIGGA AINT SHIT
>>19916328Ishii would've killed the ref and tony if they stopped the match over that
If you look closely, you'll see El Clon
ok how u know?
>>19916346he paints miniatures, doesn't he
Jim Cornette said he officially hates Speedball Mike Bailey more than Omega, the Bucks, and Orange Cassidy.Thoughts?
THANK YOU TONEDOG
>El Idolo graces the screen so much aura. lowkey mogging Okada.
>>19916359luckily lions don't concern themselves with the opinions of cucks
Soooo. Ummm...We need a new thread.
>>19916355>My ashes are on the word title>But dirt I needed a little bit of ah-sistance
Why is Hangman such a faggot?He's the most non-tough pushed wrestler I have ever seen.I don't believe a word he says when he speaks.
>>19916359easiest way to spot a pedo
Brawling Birbs up next
>>19916369Would that chubby girl
>>19916371every reign he's had ratings absolutely tanked. he's pure cancer no matter what reddit says
I am invested in the opps storyline
>>19916361Are wrestling fans the only ones gay enough to like this guy?No one outside of wrestling gives a fuck about him.
Hook is so fucking bad at speaking LOOOOL. Was that promo a fucking joke??hes also ugly now. What a little KWAB
>>19916359Id suffer another hanger title run just to have this weirdo fuck get released.
These Hook promos are the bottom of the barrel.
Tony has to give up on Hook
>international recruiting Chono bros?
more like the brawling pawgs
>Hook actually getting mic timeWhat is this timeline?
end the hook experiment
Hook's downfall needs to be studied
Horrible and nonsensical promo
im kinda feeling the aging blonde milf jobber
WINDSAH! HAYTAH!
>>19916371Don't mess with the hangman, he's a real bastard, a sadistic bloodthirsty demon with a cold and cruel heart.
Windsor's wedgie does not make up for how awful the front of that gear looks. Holy shit never this again.
I still can't tell if Winsor's ass is nice or disgusting
I'm not exaggerating when I say that Hook promo was the absolute worst I have ever seen. Holy cow.
more like the battling refrigerators lmao
>>19916399never wear*
Yo get Becka in there
>>19916399Faggot
>>19916398Who else would do something like this?
Hayter should be fighting Thekla
Viva Van owes me it
>>19916402it's nice but hayter ass is on another level tonight 2bh
more like the booty birds
Hayter doesn't need the meme straps anymore
Oh my gosh those asses I would die for Hayter
>>19916405Didn't watch RAW then anon?
I think that, its so fucking rude of Tony to make these women jobbers get treated like shit he does this all the time their never going win its fucking bullshit and disrespectful.
>>19916405AJ Lee cut a worse one already this week
>>19916377Please don't let Hangman go to WWE. WWE is shit enough. Hangman's fake passion bullshit is nauseating.
>>19916396Deeb-coded
i want to take that blonde jobber on a date and pretend not to be put off by the fact she has 4 children and an ex in prison
>>19916434Aj Lee and Becko promo this Monday was one of the worst promos of the last 10 years I think (saw a clip of it online)
>>19916424>>19916426When did she get her ass back?
>>19916436>>19916436>>19916436
Van owes me sex, simple as
This jobber has a really unfortunate face.>but enough about me
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I’d like to be sandwiched between the brawling pawgs
Those British birds have some big behinds
Heard these birds like pints and farting out their arses on their way to the boss man for a mucky kebab
Do you think Hayter is stiff in the bedroom?
>>19916435page is never going to the jewish nazi fed bro dont worrry
So they're Davis and Doyle, but two Pawgs instead of two bears?
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I forgot about Thunder Rosa
>>19915893I like that AEW took their rules from puroresu Super Famicon games (after a tag, you can stay in the ring for a five count unless the illegal opponent is off the apron in which case you can stay in the ring as long as you like.)
>>19916460Thank fuckin' God.I don't need 4 companies having a4chive footage of this clown.
>>19916482I like the Mexican rules where if someone leaves the ring another guy just replaces them
The Based Mortos
I think Mortos got rocked
This is going to be an easy win for Mortos
Crowd loving Mortos
Mortosbros...
Here we go
>>19916358Absolutely fucking based ronin enjoyerHonored to meet
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