>SmackDown Introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU- Charlotte Flair vs. Nia Jax vs. Kianna James in a Triple Threat qualifier for the women’s Elimination Chamber match - Carmelo Hayes vs. Trick Williams vs. Damian Priest in a Triple Threat qualifier for the men’s Elimination Chamber match- Giulia vs Rhea Ripley for a non championship match, previously Iyo Sky vs Giulia>Last Week's Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccZqGG0TxoI>Damian Priest vs. Aleister Black | Ambulance Matchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy5KKdr-QXo
Thanks for baking. Oba Femi.
Kit Wilson is winning this
KILLWILSON
MOOOOOSEMOOOOOSEMOOOOOSE
i love how he walks to the ring
They’re gonna fuck around and actually put Kit Wilson over and then they’ll be stuck with this lol. Like El Grande.
>starting a new thread 40 posts early yikes
so oba femi is just a tribal chief from another tribe?
Kit Wilson is more over than Oba
when does it start?
count him out vicky!!!!
>>19929321Yes…. Which means I think you know where this story is eventually going in a few Wrestlemanias.
>>19929307every time his music hits lol
kek
>Cute NXT ref
kek based poet kit
>poetry readingsepiggies actually watch this shit lmao
That hot bitch ref is literally dripping right now
they should be friends
Who is this ref?I want to date and marry her.
GAY?
Buddy is in the box.
avant garde wrestling
Kit bros...I don't feel so good about this.
BREED!!!
Oba and his Doom Wolfenstein music theme are over
>>19929340>>19929354They're in Florida so she's available
Already ruining oba
that's the ref? lool
twitter is gonna fucking hate this segment
Vince booking is back, baby.
Ok, ok. Squash him already.
BEEF BAYONETS you say?
>i hate when they are blackdamn chill, Wilson
New girl ref is distractingly beautiful
This what happens when your fanbase is a bunch of children and retards
TOXIC
That blonde ref is the prize for the winner
>>19929375This is such good shit pal
First time watching Smackdown in a long time. They really have a nigga whose gimmick is being a male feminist? lmao
Did this nigga just strip himself while selling?
That ref is way too pretty for the job.
>>19929393>new girl refShe's not new
oba femi is an entrance merchant
I don't get squash matches in the current age
NXTitans are we finna gonna lose vicky d'errico to smackdown?????
>>19929409On the main roster she is
Damm this ref is Liv's cousin right? she is too cute
>>19929393>>19929397>>19929408Fucking TOXIC you guys! C’mon!
qute
>>19929420>Damm this ref is Liv's cousin right?yes, you can tell by the way she raised oba's arm
Nick Aldis cums in Mickie James every night btw
>>19929282OP YOU ARE FUCKING LYINGONLY GAMETHRAD 3NOT GAMETHRWAD 2
They got the baddie ref in there tonight?Also funny Vince-tier segment
obitch getting MOGGED
>the storyline is that the box is being hot potatoesWhy do they hate the box?
I WANT THE BALD NIG BACK
>>19929418Afraid so
>>19929393>>19929408yall niggas just be sayin dis cuz she blondlol
>>19929426Needs to have a zebra striped Bra and Panties match with Jess.
>>19929436seek employment
>>19929426She looks like half of the women's roster mixed together, in the best way.
>>19929417They're great for making someone look dominant which is great for Oba.
r truth just isnt funny. fire that nigger man what the fuck. you can tell he's been coasting off of that first laugh he got and he now considers himself the funny one. nigga you aint
Reddit is seething at that Kit Wilson segment. They're saying the Kit gimmick was fun at first but now it's MAGA-coded and its basically "big masculine brute DESTROYS woke libtard"
TIFFANY YAY
>more womeme slopI wonder how much they paid for tickets for this shit
>>19929434Not tonight as Nick will be in Florida while Micki is fucking her bull in west Texas or wherever the fuck she ruts.
she's not fired yet
sorry im late i was watching stardom
>>19929455He's good when he doesn't try so hard, most of his shtick is forced as fuck but this time and last week he was good
>>19929460I only pay attention to the women's segments and matches unless dome of the guys are being funny.
How many black outs will be needed during the TITTY TIME match tonight?
>Show's only halfway donefucking hell...
>>19929459She is back to doing Bodybuilding once more and her first event will be next month>>19929453Oba vs Bork needs to happen
>>19929282man WWE is full of ugly bitched
Wonder if Chelsea is coming to ring side to banter with Tiffany and interfere in the match from her wheelchair
BEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
>>19929469none, it’s okay for men to show their tits
>>19929466At least you are not one of those /lucha/ guys having a civil war just to say CMLL sucks, shit is insane there the AAA dudes are too funny
>>19929457>Reddit is seething at that Kit Wilson segment. They're saying the Kit gimmick was fun at first but now it's MAGA-coded and its basically "big masculine brute DESTROYS woke libtard"Thats what it was, chudrone.
>>19929475but enough about your family photos
>>19929457They hate it because they themselves were a similar BLM clown at one point and later got slapped by a black man.
I LOVE ANIME
>>19929465kek
>>19929476they showed her on the graphic behind alba so probably
>>19929463All her tag team/faction members get fired or injured lol
0/10 main event
AAA card for tomorrow since it's ad break time
ANOTHER YURO TOUR
MAMMA MIA
>>19929476I hope so.
Too many European tours
>>19929491
>>19929457It's exhausting to constantly think about politics, I don't know how these people do it
Poor Buddy.
>>19929504The AAA card for TomorrowGrudge match>Abismo Negro Jr. vs. El FiscalLatin american Title match>El Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr. vs. Belcegor Cruiserweight Title match>Laredo Kid (c) vs. TJ PerkinsMegachampionship and stipulation Contract sign>Vikingo and Dom
Should have Piper in a wheelchair too
>>19929504>tj perkins
>>19929513Crowds are better tho. Sadly.
why arent tiffys tiffies pushed up
they keep changing chelsea/the secret hervice's musicthey also got the wrong tron graphic
>clash in italyVincibros? Are we back?
>>19929504Awww yes TJP
>>19929504Wagner vs Satan? based
>>19929465lol
>>19929504>son of the son of the Doctor WagnerThat is a name and a half.
suited alba has crazy aurahow can they capitalize on this
tiffy time looks like a half orc/half ogre. fuck's sake every time they get a close shot of her face I feel like it's a joke played on her and on us. whoever the fuck ever decided that that's a face that should no>>19929467>this time and last week he was goodfirst time he's brought up lil jimmy he was good. first time he went "MY BAD" was good. anything other than that is just an old black ass nigga trying to fit in with the young crowd
>>19929533>they keep changing chelsea/the secret hervice's musicWhat? Chelsea has had the same theme since she came back in the Rumble that one year
>>19929504Qrd on Negro Abyss?
Trick Williams is winning btw>t. I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.
im Scottish and yes alba fyre is a 10 over here
Alba simply needs a good fucking.
Making newspapers for the fans is a baby face move.
Why the fuck is lil Naitch reffing this match?
>>19929546sometimes they come out to the hervice music, sometimes they come out to chelsea'slike chelsea isn't wrestling tonight but they used her theme
Tiffy taking the Rhea slimmaxxing pill is a tragedy.
>>19929549Nobody cares about your larp, faggot.
>>19929537>Awww yes TJPYou're the first person to ever say this about Ass Wang
if they let this match go 12 minutes and un-nerf KLR a little bit this would be a TVMOTY contenderinstead it'll be a 4 minute squash
Tiffy Two Bras flipping around tonight
Imagine Michael Cole in the Cucking Caverns
How is tiffy still so over? i thought zoomers hated blond fake titted bimbos
How's this little leprechaun supposed to be a bodyguard?Is Chelsea kinda...you know...?
tiffany landed on her head lmao i love her
>>19929565kaisers to blame
>>19929557He refs a lot of the women's matches.
>>19929552Maybe on planet Glasgow
>>19929557Need a good hand to hide Tiffy's tits when they inevitably pop out.
>>19929572>How is tiffy still so over?Catchphrase and flippy shit. Pretty much the same reason she was only ever over in the first place
This match is turning me straight
I'm starting to see why what Alba anon finds her attractive, but I still pick Chelsea
>>19929544Fedora
Tiffany looks good tonight. Shame about the face
>>19929569The problem(like a lot of nxt uk people) was that they have 0 personality. The suited alba is fine character wise but people want her to get serious but that’s basically female Pete Dunne.
Omg yassss womens wresslin
>>19929554I CAN PROVIDE (if you know what I mean by that short slight innuendo)>>19929565nigger fuck off. tiffany does NOT look like a human- i repeat, does NOT look like a human, let alone a human, nevermind a pretty chick. she's got the face of a mythical creature and the body of an ice cooler. least she could do is slim down and not pretend to be a body builder, but they still need to take that mocking barbie gimmick away
>>19929583Don't worry, you're safe anon. Tiffany is a dude
>>19929587Her face is fine without the caked on glam.
I find Alba very attractive, I'd marry her
>>19929586she actually wore a fedora for her entrance a few weeks ago
>>19929534>Ludwig's not with Tiffy anymoreWas Vinci screwed?
I like that Alba's managed to find gear that sticks to the security theme but isn't the same thing each time.
>we want chelsea chantsbased
>ad break mid matchfuck this shit. Hope janel wins
>>19929565Kek. I have to guess whatever shit they were on either started to pop up on the piss tests or got banned by WWE. Because they were both huge and completely deflated in the same way at the same time
>>19929602She looks like a waitress tonight.
>>19929594Calm down, breh. It's not that serious.
they should put some pip ads during women matches I rather be watching ads
Chelsea FOOT!
>>199296143 minute neck massage
what's with the rest holddo some fuckin moves
>Chelsea getting herself over during the commercial break
Hey.Y'all should give AEW a try.Not only is it far better wrestling, but you will enjoy it much more.It's live on TBS on Wednesdays and Saturdays.We have one of our big 4 PPVs coming up next month, perfect time to start watching.
>Chelsea getting chants over Tiffany when she's not even wrestling This warms my heart
The real question, is Chelsea pulling a Nash?
>>19929618They know they're at commercial
>>19929594>nigger fuck off. she's got the face of a mythical creature and the body of an ice cooler. I popped
>>19929619she not even doing anything really eitherthe people long for canadian jewesses
Michael Hayes spotted backstage seething at the Chelsea Green chants
Somehow Cardona will make this about him.
That was ugly
As an albafag i'm just going to say it. This match is not showcasing her well and is pretty mid
F for Alba.
jfc alba almost joined piper in broken neck jail
Tiffany fixed her face, looks more like her pre jaw surgery look
>>19929620
What in the FUCK was that second suplex Tiffany
Whenever I wear booty shorts like Tiffy is they just ride up my ass crack and the top i bought to match hers doesnt fit me
>>19929630Needs to recreate the wheelchair scene with Kane
Tiffy's tits are too big for her body now.
>>19929635she works best as either a dominant heel or a sawdusting babyface, she has to work as a sort of cowardly heel and it's not her strong suit
>>19929640>Tiffany fixed her faceThere's no fixing that
>>19929645I am humbly requesting photographic evidence.
Alba and Tiffany going to be in wheelchairs soon too
TOES
Barefoot Chelsea. Ethan Page is so lucky
girl with too much plastic surgery vs girl with not enough plastic surgerywho you pickin pdub
>this...this move that was slammed down on the knee of tiffanyreally great job there wade
>>19929630He already did on X
Tomy Khan and Liv Morgan linked up!! Need it or keep it???
>>19929649It's concerning how often she's trying to tuck her boobs back into her top. No wonder she's botching shit left and right.
>>19929649She now looks like Kayley Gunner without the tattoos
>>19929649It's not so much the size but more how they drift apart to different continents now
Does Alba want to die in the ring? Jesus.
>>19929613SHE'S UGLY
Paul sign chika right now
>>19929675Popped me
I'm glad that got a decent amount of time.
Bayley is crashing out.
>>19929547Current abysmal negro is a replacement from the first one who hallucinated demons and was found dead in a ditch in ‘09. His son, el Fiscal, is fighting the copycat tomorrow
Tess shooting on fat Floridians needing wheelchairs at the airport
Fuck off
Tiffany was careless as fuck on that top-rope suplex.God, Chelsea is hot.She's too talented to be a jobber. Fuck Hayes and the rest of management.
Tiffy's face looks like those old woll smoth edits people used to make,
Oh good, it’s sad sami
Would a peaky blinders gimmick get over?
>>19929547The new Abismo just carries the mantle of the original Abismo negro which was a>Satanist>Cokehead>Hard bass metal theme>Used a flamethrower during his entrance>King of the spinning air Piledriver>Was leader of he Vipers at one point>Died seeing demons during a bustour and his body was found in a river>Really extreme sicko>Had a counterpart named Black Abyss>Days before his death weird shit happened in his house and there was a pentagram in the middle of his roomFiscal is the shoot son of the original abismo negrohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbvoL3ww7fs&list=RDIbvoL3ww7fs&start_radio=1
>>19929504tjp vs laredo kid is grim as fuck
Crybaby sami
That's way too fucking far
the halal boyIS1
>>19929692She is back to bodybuilding events
Cody needs to shoot on him
FUCK SAMI ZAYN
GOLDEN BOY PROMOTIONS
Sami heel turn again? Then feud with Owens again. Again.
>>19929674>Tag partner released>Will never win Women's tag belts>Witch gimmick thrown away>Stuck as a jobber henchwoman to a jobberMaybe.
Big pop for trick willy!
it's not THE SYSTEM
>tfw sami gonna finish his story at wrestlemania saudi
Kross was right about Sammy
>Giga pop for Trick WillyGod, I love niggers!
Trick came here to laugh at you
trick is so based it's painful
who the fuck is sami to talk shit to anyone. nigga fuck off. based cody. based willy too, i guess
>SAMI SUCKS
>Booed for apologizingkek fuck sami
Trick laughing at Sami now officially means he’s over with me
>im sorry Cody>BOOOOOOOOO
trick will pin priest
Need to see an Israeli drone fly in the arena and blow this fucking faggot into smithereens like a little KWABYou just know he's internally seething that he's been getting bitched out so much
STRIKE THAT SLUT
>the qualifier isn't the main eventOh god are we gonna have Rhea as the last match>
Bring back Vince to shit on Sami in the middle of the ring
if Sami ever wins a world title i will officially stopped watching
If Melo was just 5 inches taller he would be giga dimes
Hoping Trick wins this.
TRICKMELO GANGERS OUR FUCKING STATUS????
LEMONPEPPASTEPPAS
This isn't the main event??
they are burying sami to make us forget cody is also fucking lame
>>19929734Yes, versus Giulia no less. Enjoy!
>>19929734Randy Black is main eventing
>>19929734She’s the main star so yeah
>>19929732Kek
why is the main event an hour early?
>>19929734>NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY IS THE BIGGEST STAR IN THE MAIN EVENT
>>19929696
>>19929736If Sami wins Idk how I'm gonna get /ASP/ Shut down mark my words
>>19929734It's probably Randy vs. Black. It's dumb that this isn't the main event.
Need Damian Preist to rape my faggot throat while I finger his WEPA shitter.
>>19929763i forget did they say that match is happening tonight?if they did then that's the main event but if not it's rhea giulia
AJ please don't fucking retire
THEY DON'T WANT NIGGERSYEAH THEY DON'T WANT NIGGERS
i shoot hate gaymian so much. He's the worst on the main roster who the fuck did that shitter ever win a world title
>>19929729true, unfortunately.ranking now is officially NXT Negro 3(Oba)>Nxt Negro 2 (Trick Willy)>Nxt Negro 1 (Carmello)> Nxt Negro 4(Hobbs) (lmao)
is the giulia vs rhea non title?
wasnt it shityo vs giulia?
>>19929758How dare you disrespect Randall K. Orton like this. The only version of him he needs to kick your ass is the one standing in front of you.
My VPN has been sucking ass tonight so I set up a YouTube TV trial to be able to watch without buffering. I forgot how much the commercial breaks suck on USA.
>ALL SNORE FOR THE ARCHER OF INFAMY!
>>19929785Yes
I can't sit through this brain rot anymore as much as i want toI guess I'll try being a PLE andy for a while and hope the product gets better
>>19929769Yeah that's tonight
ALL RISE FOR THE BATHROOM
ALL RISE FOR THE REST ROOMALL RISE FOR THE CONCESSION STAND
ALL RISE FOR YOUR COCK SUCKED
>>19929785No they are defending the tag team titles in a singles match>>19929787Yes but Iyo lost her contact lenses
>>19929785Yes. >>19929787No, it's Rhea/Giulia.
>beats the bisexual undertaker allegations
trick's new titantron graphics are sick
>WHOOP THAT TRICK
Assault that whore!
monster poo for trick willy
As a Puerto Rican, I want to like Priest but he is just missing something.
i genuinely share a board with people that didn't think trick would get over
the entrance merchant
trick williams is a fucking superstar
>>19929794Good call. Smacdown just fucking sucks consistently, there's nothing I look forward to, maybe other than Drew. Raw has the vision, penta and LA going that, but they're all bundled up in one segment so you can clear that in 10 minutes as well. They've really fucked up hard this year
HIT THAT SLUT
ZESTY NIGZESTY NIG ZESTY NIG
Poo
>>19929808so now he's zoophile undertaker
>>19929818It's called charisma.
>>19929818His hair makes him look stupid
>>19929808Fucking a woman doesn't prove that he doesn't also fuck men.
>He's blackGreat insight Wade
priest has the ulimate booboo face holy fuck did anyone see that
>>19929826All 3 of the new zesty nogs are over. Good times.
PIPE THAT CHANT
trick is like cena he calls loud as fuck lol
>>19929818He's a gay, mystery-free undershitter
>>19929835No. Post a webm.
>We've only got two minutes!What did he mean by this
WEPAchads this is our time>>19929818Bro is checked out. He lost his hunger. There’s no dog in him anymore
>>19929818damian priest > mike santana, at least
wepamania!
>>19929849He needs to embrace his Inner Razor Ramon, for Scott Hall.
>>19929837Stay mad. Trick is mega dimes.>>19929841He is fucking Lola Vice. That nigga aint gay.>>19929851I think Santana has a better, likeable underdog story. Priest has no appeal, sadly.
>>19929847Gotta get the ads in
>>19929853Based Pepe the Frog enjoyer
>>19929854>Dimeless shitter must embrace his inner dimeless, beltless shitterok
ahhh yessir
>>19929857Santana is worse than priest. Kys
What the fuck was that exchange lok
>>19929799kek
>>19929862>talking shit of Scott HallHoly mother of newfaggotry and AEW trannism
>>19929864Santana is based and his build to becoming champ has been good. Priest is dimeless.
>>19929857santana's whole thing is "NUYORICAN" and nothing else, at least priest tries to have a gimmick besides just being his ethnicity
>>19929877>>19929877>>19929877>>19929877>>19929877
>>19929849priest was never good what the fuck are you talking about. i HATE priest fucking HATE HIM
>>19929871What build? He has nothing. He’s mediocre. His promos are the same and he’s fat. Priest was sometimes funny and has a good voice and look.
this is nailbiting for us priestfags
>>19929878You can't say that during February
>>199298794 Non faggot threads in a row in a friday
>>19929886I will literally curb stomp you
>>19929899Not in February you won't
>>19929870Hello fat retard, can you please point out all of Scott Hall's top of the card titles? I understand this is hard to understand from Karachi but I'll wait for you to translate
>>19929373She was a wrestling hopeful and switched to being a ref last year as it was a longer term gig versus making it
