Who’s this kween
MYSTERY BOX
>80% of the young male roster is black>half the show is womeme shit>everybody has an awful theme>ads plastered everywhere>commercials every 5 minuteshow do you fuckers watch this shit every week
>>19947504batista
>>19947504Idk but she’s cute as fuck
Whosev?
>>19947509why do you?
poor rusev about to get laid out by DA RULA
Some motherfucker in a box has been shipped all over the country 6 times over
I hope when they open that box there’s a dead guy inside because there’s no air holes.
>tonight is for AJno wonder he's leaving
BORKBORK LAZER
>>19947509Decade of humiliation fir the Vincels
They really not gonna do Brock v Oba at WM?
Oba Femi will fuck Lana?
>>19947524LYNCHIAN
>feeding Rusev to Obawhy are they putting Rusev through a humiliation ritual?
>>19947524dead guy mmmmmmmmmmm
HERE COMES THE PAIN
>>19947513Is she? Jesus..
trick williams is what heyman tell us bron, bronson, logan and npc man are times 10
MY SEX OFFENDER
HERE COMES THE PISS RAPIST
Why is Heyman coming out with Brock as well ?
Brock worried about falling again lol
ugly ass jade
cratehausen
>even Brock barely gets a popThis crowd is literal dogshit
>>19947529oba is retiring brock at summerslamthey see that just feeding everyone to gunther isn't working so they're gonna give someone else something, one of their actual young prospects
Herman literally told him not to fall down this time lmao
>>19947547Heyman is his Eternal Manager.
>brock in a segment with neither gunther or Obathen? fucking LA? that'd be stupid>>19947536he enjoys it
>>19947524when they open the box the mystery hooded nigga will be in it
Brock PISSner!
BORK!?>>19947504She cute
Fuck off with your one move spam
>"I'm gonna get up because of what this man has done to me before, Corey"Brock raped Cole too?
>Bork gets no popsI thought you guys said he was over. Dimeless.
The egg is in the crate.
>brock has an earpiece
who is brock lesbian fighting tonight?
>green shirt guyKWAB
Since Janel Grant has been one big nothingburger of 'hoes mad', they are going full tilt with Lesnar. No shits given.. obviously
why heyman accompanies brock too? makes the vision feel even less special
>>19947547Because Brock has a 10/10 look 10/10 wrestling ability but 6/10 promo so he needs Heyman
does bork care at all that heyman cheated on him with seth/roman/punk while he was gone
NO WAIT I KNOWBRONSNEED INJURY WAS A WORKIT WAS A WAY TO GET BORK TO BE THE BIG GUY IN THE VISIONbut that wouldn't matter much so i don't know. it's whatever dude
OMG DUDE WE'RE BACK IN 2013
I'm not watching this shit anymore
>>19947534That wouldn't be Lynchian.Lynchian would be they open it and a music box is playing inside so they look into it and its a man and woman dancing but they have no facial features
Brock should now always slip during his entrance and rip his pants to pop the crowd.
>>19947555And Oba is someone Brock would want because Oba is literally him without the ventriculitis and agile as her was back at 2001-2010
SAME OLD SHITSAME OLD SHITSAME OLD SHIT
Oba Oba Oba
if brock fights anyone but oba this is a giant waste of everyone's time
This show feels incredibly phoned in.
>The VisionMoar liek the injured
justified Justice4Janel chants
IN AN EFFORT OF FULL TRANSGENDERCY
>>19947588Thank christ
should be Ilja vs Brock
>>19947592Popped me
Oh its really gonna be LA Knight...
what the fuck is this shit
>>19947578>10/10 wrestling abilityAll he does is f5 and suplex. Lame as fuck
Brock is retiring isn't he?
>>19947609t. Iljas ex Wife who wants revenge
>>19947602>enters a faction for the first time>is forced to carry it on his shoulders
>announcing brock is leaving for a monthok thanks paul
Please don't be Knight
Brick’s showing up more than Roman.
Brock has a schedule now.
why is this raw so weird?
LAZY BOOKING
*GONG*
LAKNIGHT
Sneed got shoot injured?
Heyman is literally saying that the Vision is just a side show to Brock lmao.
>>19947642yeah
>>19947630Brock will squash people til someone shows up>>19947642Yes, Jey fucking injured him
dominik mysterio vs brock lesnar
>>19947624>NYCshould I go?
Brocks mutated right ear
>>19947642nope
so nobody gonna come out and answer the challenge? wtf this shit is so retarded
>Ancient Brock is going to have more matches this year than ReignsKek
>>19947632it's a new era
Wtf, I thought someone was coming out
>>19947620Not enough flippyshit for ya?
>>19947650He should squash Dom and piss on his wife’s head.
so bork has 5 weeks where he waits for people to come out of the locker room?
heyman should just cut this exact same promo all the way up to mania and have the open challenge be at mania
>>19947623Paul paid the guys to get "injuries" you media illiterate mongoloid.
THERE'S NO HOLDING ME BACK
>>19947642Misawa curse is real
>no challenger came outLame.
did brock say a word?
What was the point of that segment if nobody comes out?
Jesus why is this taking so long?Paul dragggggged that out. They apparently had 7 minutes to fill and Heyman only wrote 2 minutes of copy.This episode has shoot been awful.
>>19947663he's been cutting the same promo since 2012
>8 month long storylines where everyone ends up less over>WHO IS THE MASKED MAN>open challengesPLEASE fire paul jesus christ
>2k20
So Oba don't want the smoke? Why to even show him backstage?
Becky is a beautiful Irish woman
I'd blow endless loads in Becky.
>>19947666Bros...
Brock's opponent revealed.
i just realized that becky is my biggest hope for being able to hear looksmaxxing lingo on tv because that's been her entire heel gimmickbecky please start talking about how seth framemogs punk pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
>Becky was on the cover of 2k20Was that the one that was so bad they had to take a year off
>>19947680Oba...
>>19947642 he didnt have enough cheeseburgers this morning
I can’t believe that was it. What the fuck man.
>>19947682He should win
dave metlzer isn't saying it, he said another woman is better than becky
Holy fuck they just brought out Brock to stand there for a Heyman promo that amounted to absolutely nothing. No wonder the crowd is dead tonight.
>>19947666>666
>>19947687Nah. I'm white. Oba has to wait his fuckin' turn.
>>19947684and didn't she have to share the cover with roman as well? lol
WHO HERE ON /PW/ IS FEELIN UH UH BOUNCY
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19947602he is fat! kwafb
>>19947685grok prompt?
>>19947624Somehow every time I’ve bought a ticket to Raw in the last four years, Brock always somehow ends up on it.
[Bouncy News]
>>19947696yeah but he's a chump
You know what would be cool? Leave this challenge unanswered. Really sell it as suicidal. Then have CM Punk randomly lose the belt. He freaks out. This ruins his wrestlemania moment. He demands a remaych before wrestlemania but is forced to do something to prove he deserves it so he accepts the brock challenge wins and then wins the belt back eventually. The only issue is there is not enough time to do this properly.
this is a really good show. I am on a, idk 30ish minute delay so I'm dipping out to avoid spoilers like the mark I am. Love you guys have a good one
That bitch bouncy.
My stupid fucking caretaker just knocked over my bedpan when she was bringing me my dinnerThere is pee all over my fucking floor now.
>>19947672Hope you enjoyed it, because they're going to do the exact same segment at least 4 more times before they reveal an opponent
See Kevin, he is urban after all!
i hope they fire triplegay for this shit of a Raw
Why is the public so silent?
Washed up nigga gets zero pop lol. Is rap finally dead?
was bouncy vs kofi advertised for this show or is this just a random match
Didn't this nigga get blickied during a dice game?
HE BOUNCY!
>>19947723>gets away with it
>>19947715There's plenty of time.
Why didn't Takeoff come out?
>>19947726america
Theyre multiplying
No pop
BOUNCY
jevon "the shucking and jiving ass nigger" evans
je'von evans is saying it
>>19947676masked man and open challenge are over with me
>>19947726the show is terrible
is this show always this boring?
>>19947731that was takeoff (the michaels)
in my opinion it's ridiculous that they left randy off of this poker adhe is just as much of a star as these 4 goobers
>>19947752yeah? idk where you been for the last 2 years
OOH MASSA I SHO BE BOUNCIN FOR YOU PLEASE LAY OFF THE WHIP MASSA
oh boy feminazi is my favorite nigger
Reminder that planet retard threads are NOT opposite day threads OR bizzaro planet threads. Please keep it on topic.
>>19947747>MASKETTA MAN face reveal>It's Kaiser in Grande mask
Show has only been on for 90 minutes and it feels like 4 hours.
I call him Jevin Evans
>>19947766has montez lost bianca to a BWC or something guy is struggling
bouncy vs kofi is like a mania match or kofi's retirement match, they should have saved it
im going to go pick up my amazon package from the locker see u guys in about a half hour
DOOT DOOT DOOT ON THE MR MCCOOL SHOW
>>19947776Thats Angelo Dawkins
>>19947769The fuck are posting from, bitch? Finner send me into a shoot with your interplanetary nonsense
>>19947776things have been looking up for the blair-crawford family
>>19947766i usually only watch from the rumble to wrestlemania, so i havent watched for like 10 months.
lol this guy has appeared on more podcasts than raw
Why are you not on TV?
>Brianna Chikenfry
Match of the night? What’s the rest of the card?
>Brianna Chickenfry
>drug dealerNo sympy
>>19947773You’re not drunk enough
>Powerhouse Hobbes went through all this traumatic shit>AEW never once tried to milk it or let him talk about itIs Tony Khan shoot retarded?
royce keys sounds like another wrestler, i can't place who though
ebt to wwe
>>19947799imagine drinking alcoholslop in big 2026
>minstrel matchupracist fucking company
>NONE OF IT WAS MUH FAULT>I DINDU NOTHIN
a real passing of the torch
my sister just walked in and called me a faggot, farted on me, then started twerking. wtf
>>19947801Pay pay royce?
BUDDY SAVE US
Why is this nigga getting a therapy session on a wrestling show?
Why should anyone know or care what a guy who has had one match, a royal rumble match he lost? unless WWE expects it's viewers to have watched AEW? very weird
>>19947788no that's actually montez
>>19947790what a fuckin' kew-t!
>>19947794Stay out of my mind bro >>19947797
>>19947806Imagine not drinking, you fucking pussy
I love pro wrestling
Kofi even got a Freeza head tattoo............?
>>19947790Gonna return with terminator hands
>>19947806I went to Raw years ago when it was a hard 3 hours +1 hour of dark matches and by hour 2 I started hallucinating thinking 5 hours passed
They're already exploiting Hobbs trauma to the tko overlords
The funniest part about tonight's episode is that they are booking for Atlanta. An extremely Black crowd. And they think this is what black people want to see, this awful show. LOL
>>19947800I thought you didn't watch AEW? Despite the fact, he DID cut promos about this, AEW is a wrestling company not an episode of Oprah
>>19947821Zoom-zooms are far too effeminate to drink anything harder than vanilla chai.
>jevon is working a 67 gimmick>kofi has 6868 on the back of his pants
Ref looks more like a wrestler lmao
>>19947821>>19947838enjoy looking old as hell and bloated in your later years from that slop lmao
>>19947835WWE want their audience shucking and jivingYou'll never see strong black representation in the Fed, racist white supremacist rethuglican company
can anyone explain how this autistic nigga keeps doing impressive shit match after match?
kofi looking like a goof this match
I'll say itI like the flippy fella
my girlfirend is going out with her “gay” friend cause shes mad at me and this raw fucking sucks im going to kill myseld im going to black out on xanax and chesp vodka after theshwo
>>19947821Have fun drinking your dinner bro
>>19947853BOUNCYOUNCY
>>19947853he's special
>>19947853Je'Von and Leon are 2 Cold Scorpio 2.0 but taller
>>19947835You don't understand Atlanta or black women so just stop. This is kino.
>>19947837>I thought you didn't watch AEW?when did I say that quote me?
They're going to have this big celebration in the ring for AJ with all his friends there. Then when they play his music for him to come out, they're going to cut to the back and Gunther will have put him through a car window or something, aren't they?
His head is bouncy lol
stupid fuckign ads i hate you jewflix you advertised no ads fuck yoi
yo boy's head is BOUNCY
Smdh WWE so fucking racist bro they losing the culture
>>19947861how do you get xanax
>>19947853Being black, he don't know what gravity is
>"woods was almost a doctor"kek i forgot woods was bragging about becoming the first wrestler with a PhD and there was a shot of him bragging about that while being on an online university
kofi is the michaels
>>199478712 cold Scorpio wasn’t a skinny bitch
>>19947860I can't stand him and, only a part of that is because he's black.
>>19947879what would be the point of that unless they're going to run aj vs gunther at mania (they're not)
>>19947829>becomes The Iron Clawsounds kino
>>19947860MANY people are saying this
>>19947887worked
>>19947839what does 6868 mean
>>19947861nigga got cuckt by a gay man LMAO
>>19947890He was on juice for dealing with giants at that time, one being Benoit.
>>19947898so you don't know
>Cole desperately trying to be funny by mentioning lil yachty and offset cringe
>>19947898FHFH
>>19947893to build sympathy for whoever shows up to challenge him before mania.
>>19947885just lie to the psychiatrist until you get itim in mexico so it might be easier than in the states but what worked forme was endure the first two less potent benzos theyre going to prescribe you for like 2 months until i tokd him i used to take alprazolam and it helped me back in the day and got my xanny script
>>19947898That (You) are white.
>>19947898it's a fetty wap thing
>>19947898google grok brought up the wikihow definition>Angel number 6868 represents prosperity, abundance, personal growth, and fresh starts. It's a sign from your guardian angels that a positive change is coming soon and your efforts to improve your life will be rewarded. Begin manifesting your dreams now and have faith that the universe will guide you to success.
I'm going to get off 4chan and netflix im boredIm going to go troll on discordYou guys can say bye if you want
>>19947901not even gay yhatss what every bitch say to justify having friends theyre all stupid liar whores
>>19947914>im in mexico
>this garbage crowdThat's what you get when your crowd is full of women, kids nd numales
This show stinks like a fart from an ass
How do he do dat doe
>>19947916someone ask liv then
>>19947933I thought this was a Rhea pic
>>19947919I bet you wont
>>19947932This is the Blackest crowd they've had in ages. Black men which you guys loathe for being masculine. Stop trying to be edgy, you have brainworms.
>>19947933WHY are his legs so weird
is this not fucking CRAZY to you
>>19947898It's one more than 6-7
Have they ever explained why Grayson Waller is with the New Day?
Kofi deserves more respect
>WE OUTSIIIIDE
>>19947933Sngroli Ort cut a crazy promo on this fag
>>19947944Big Show tilted hip stance.
>>19947946Impressive but needs to save those for big events
Waller just no sold the table spot wtf
ANOTHER KWABREPEAT ANOTHER KWAB
>>19947931at least theye not as controlled like in america i can get otc lyrica and most stuff yall niggas got to get a script and go fill in your stupid little pharmacys 1 by 1 i can get jars of benzos anywhere only thing i envy yall is getting oxys and most opiods aside from tramadol which is otc here other than that its practically impossible unless you have cancer or something so fuck you
>>19947966Where?
>>19947949I thought it was less...? Like 6 minus 8 is negative 2, right?
>>19947961Based Aussie
>>19947968Fuck off, domfaggot.
og cutter
jevon is ziggler tier at selling, he's gonna be working that leg til he gets in the back
what ever happened to the cartwheeling white guy he fought in AAA where is that guy?
>>19947972Evans always lands on his neck with that cutter.
That finisher doesn't make sense
Bryan Alvarez must be cumming right now
>>19947968arent you currently being taken over by random drug cartels
>>19947946People these days are so far removed from reality they don't understand what falling from that height feels like.
Offset put his dick inside of Cardi-b and clapped her fat ass
Sol Snatcher and OG Cutter are both fucking awful moves
SNORIOUS
ABYSS
>>19947978still in AAA/indies, they should have signed him for NXT already
KAZGODS
>larping like AJ is deadWWE is so fucking desperate
>>19947975dominik should unironically get a world title run yall just mad mexican blood is most over than yall american wrestlers
>Kaz>Abyss Okay we're back
KAZ LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AbyssStevie Richards is going to talk for 2 hours about this
Okay, seeing Kaz on Raw was worth watching
Kazarian casually strolling into Raw
What’s the Impact Zone doing in the raw?
ABYSS >>>>>> MANKIND
ABYSS SONG OR WE RIOT
thought frankie was gable
>>19947986This. Too much set up
>Abyssholy based
>Punk refuses to sign for a childLmfao what a fucking loser
gotta admit how impressive it is that with this dead ass crowd, phil can still get a reaction.
Fuck you Phil, you insulted Styles religion and now claim to be his friend. Fucking die nobody believes you have any friend.
There's still a womeme match after this right...? Damnit
Based Punk no sold that kid's autograph
>please high 5 me please
NEW>>19948015>>19948015>>19948015>>19948015>>19948015>>19948015
>Kid refused to hIgh five PunkBASED
>>19947983>random drug cartelsnigga that just got killed was the head of the most prominent cartel in the country also friends with our current jew. president yes theyre destroying cities and shit but i sont live anywhere near that place
>>19948017It's all in the song
>>19948018literally none of the guys like punk but they have to kiss his ass because he'll lose it of they don't
>>19948035POV you are watching raw in 2026
FINNALOR WITH THE JOHN WICK GIMMICK
>>19947978Still in AAA
