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This fat fuck only has 3 moves and I've never seen him sell anything, he's going to flop hard when he has to wrestle 15 minutes lmao

Take this Kamala the Giant ahh nigga back to NXTroon
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>>19951609
Do you really think that you, of all people, should be calling anyone else fat?
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>>19951609
that's all Roman Reigns is and Vince made people believe he is an "all time great" lol, Pauletty will push him to the moon
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he only does good in triple threat matches but it's not a bad thing
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>>19951609
>spinebuster
>powerbomb
>suplex throw
>flying uppercut in corner
>backbreaker
i count 5 friend
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>>19951609
He may only have a few power moves but his charisma and look are top tier. Worked for Goldberg
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>>19951609
So he's a black Gunther?

Difference being one of this three moves isn't a 10 minute long sleeper hold and he has a fucking personality.
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>>19951609
>only has 3 moves
You literally described every wrestler in WWE.
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>>19951660
This was the most baffling part, everything else is normal and his sells ain't that bad
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Timmies mad
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>Muh moves

A good worker is someone who can do 10 moves and keep you invested. A bad worker needs a bunch of moves like a video game to keep the match going.
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>>19951609
Uhhh he's had long matches before. Nxt exists lmao
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>>19952729
You expect them to do both, to work a match slow or fast
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>>19952741
I think a certain tranny fed may be more your speed
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>>19951609
>and I've never seen him sell anything
So, you've never seen any match of his from NXT. Got it.
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>>19951609
> I've never seen him sell anything
sounds like a (you) problem. Watch NXT.
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>>19951609
Sorry wheels but he's over as fuck and is going to be pushed as a top guy.
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>>19951609
>This fat fuck only has 3 moves
Don’t show anon 80s and 90s wrestling
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>>19951799
fake ass comparison

Gunther has strikes, Gunther can chain wrestle, Gunther can actually work a limb on the mat, and Gunther knows how to sell.
But yeah I guess he's still shit and that's why all of these legends are picking him to retire them.
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>>19951609
Nashian
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>>19953887
Got xis ass
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>>19953887
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop powerbomb sleeperhold isn't chain wrestling
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>>19951609
I think Paul doesn't mind pushing him because he looks like literal shit. He's not a fan of... "the black people".
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>>19952729
This is shoot what drones actually believe. They think a match should be the wrestler doing the same 10 moves that they know in a row and then the finisher. Anything else is wrong to them and there is no point trying to help because they are not ready for it.
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>>19955713
Worked for Rob Van Damme for his entire career
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>>19955713
>MUH MOOOOVEZ
>WHERE ARE MUH MOOOOOVEZ
>THIS IS ISN'T WRESTLING UNLESS IT'S 25 MINUTES OF ZERO SELLING TO GET IN MORE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEZ
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>>19955716
Except it didn’t because in ECW he did lots of new moves(fucked up a lot of them) which is what got him over and then when he went to WWE he became the most patterned wrestler in the world because all the vets buried him for doing dangerous new moves.
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>>19955718
>I don’t like watching cool shit
That’s fine, you don’t have to sperg out about it dronie.
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>>19955721
You certainly don't when you ask for everything to be the same gay gymnastic routine
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>>19955726
>the same
No I like watching different styles. You like watching the same match in the exact same order or as we just saw here >>19955718
you have a massive autism fit.
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>>19955713
My friend, plenty of wrestlers will say the same. Doing more with just a few moves is the goal because you can make them all your own. Hogan and Austin had no problem working with a few moves.
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>>19955728
There's no different styles with the garbage you like because they all have to get their shit in. But sure, it's everybody else that doesn't want every single match to be a carbon copy regardless of who is wrestling who has autism
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>>19955732
Which is fine if you enjoy watching boring WWE style wrestling. I like watching good wrestling and when those people move to WWE to do the patterned style for lotsa money I understand and move onto somebody new. The point is you CANNOT get dronies to understand non WWE wrestling because their brains are so programmed that it has to be WWE patterned style. No point trying to talk rationally with them about it.
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>>19955738
WWE style is literally get your shit over and then do it you fucking idiot. You can put for example drew v Cody and I could tell you every single move they will do in order because that’s what WWE style is. Drones don’t want to see anything new they want to see the moves they watch and TV and pop for recognising them. That’s why they sit on their hands as soon as a match starts until they do le epic signature move
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>>19955732
Hogan and Andre, a match whose success has been repeated time and time again lmao
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>>19955742
>get your shit over
Something your indie shitters can never do because all they know to do is get all their shit in. But autists like you need the key jingling of 25 flips per second so it's not like you are ever going to admit that
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>>19951709
Throw in some rest holds and you've basically got Orton.
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>>19955751
It’s fine if you don’t like. I’m explaining to the non autists that trying to help people like you is impossible because you are hardwired to WWE style and you are not ready/too slow to change that mindset. Makes the board a lot easier to understand.
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>>19955753
>black orton
does he have a white child?
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>>19955757
Why you don't like Kenny sawdusting style as much as we do...

I lived hardcore as a kid I celebrated every chairshot every burning table this days I look at hardcore wrestlers all wound up unable to walk and I say to myself what if I just liked those slow matches a bit more
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>>19955762
>buzzwords
I don’t care what you like. I’m explaining to other people that it’s a waste of time trying to help you understand. You just get mad about matches you don’t watch with wrestlers you don’t know because your brain is wired to only understand WWE style. A normal person finds this very strange but once you understand that’s what it is the board makes more sense.
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>>19955762
>what if I just liked those slow matches a bit more
Wouldnt have changed a thing because the genie was out of the bottle you massive faggot
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>>19951609
Nah he cool



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