>hey, bro I’m main eventing the rumble tonightHow do respond without sounding like a seething bitch?
>>19952131Who... in the BLONDE hell.... are YOU?
>>19952139You don't know Kurt Angle's father?
>>19952131The fact that this caused the entire locker room to seethe is so funny
>>19952131>wins $1,000,000>makes Kurt Angle his bitch on live TV>God kills Chris Benoit, Eddy Guerrero and Hardcore Holly for trying to shoot on him during the Rumble>makes all the no-marks in OVW seethe because he was getting paid a cool mill while they were on a handshake and half a hotdog>quits wrestling to become an MMA fighter, goes 8-0-0, the best ever record for a former wrestler>is now a sheriffHe basically won
>>19952131I try to shoot on him and cry about it when I lose.
>>19952131>states an objective fact>bunch of fucking marks get angry and start stiffing a guy who could whoop their ass in a real fightWrestlers are such fags
>>19952209>>makes Kurt Angle his bitch on live TV>>God kills Chris Benoit, Eddy Guerrero and Hardcore Holly for trying to shoot on him during the RumbleSHOOT KEK
>>19952131>Oh, congrats, Anon! Be sure to point at the sign. They like that.
Wrestlers being divas and total marks will never not be funny.
