Who is the Jannetty?
everyone is eternally seething over Poland
Belarus. Will be released from contract early
>>19955281Ukrainetty after they lose some clay
>>19955281Cyprus>EU member>Invaded by Turkey>The EU not only does NOTHING about this, they're still trying to get Turkey to join their stable
>>19955294Don't you have some toilet to clean in London?
>>19955305>Ukraine was supposed to lose in a squash to the monster heel>turns it into an iron man match Russia got KWAB'd.
>>19955310Lol no. Nobody wants to Turkey in the EU. That's why they're still not in after decades of trying.
All of them to Francechaels
Turketty
Romania is the motherfucking Michaels.
>>19955305It's been 4 years and the orcs are still stuck in the same villages since 2022
>>19955532this and im american
>Lost Yugoslavia >Got bombed by NATO>Lost Montenegro>Lost Kosovo>Nobody likes themSerbia is KWABOTC
>>19955617Surely simping for Russia and China will pay off eventually.
Monkeydonia is the fakest state to ever exist
>>19955559
Bulgaria because of Kiril
>>19955281The Zack Ryders and Curt Hawkinses for Germany's Edge.
>>19955628By paying off you mean losing Vojvodina too
>>19955532maybe on planet filthy gyp
Basically the whole continent, if you think about it. Russia and US are Michaels, and everyone in Europe is just the Jannety of one of those two. Well, I guess that would exempt Turkey which plays both sides. But they’re not really Europeans.
>>19955281me
>>19955970absolute low IQ take, not even joking
>>19955974Name a country in Europe that isn’t a satellite state of either Russia or the US. Go on, try it.Hard mode: no tax havens that LARP as countries.
>>19955954
>>19955281I mean it's Moldova
>>19955281it's the albanians. theyre a bunch of filthy turkroaches who are so rotten that even other turkroaches and mudslimes look down on them. also, they actually tried to start a hitman service on the internet lol fucking idiots.
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>>19955281Transnistrianetty. Literally has trans in its name and will never be a real intentionally recognized country.
>>19956568Heard AEW is very popular there
>4 (four) years>still can't take ukrainetie between serbiaetty and russiaetty
>>19955983Ayo this gypsy seethin
>>19955281Romania is a real shithole but they have some attractive whores that will let you treat them like Swiss cheese for a handful of dollars
>>19955363this unironically, it's really funny how the one to expose the russia strong meme was putin himself
>>19955281Probably Greece and Hungary. All that land stolen and their Western allies just accept it.
Bulgaria.Show up as a monster heel, get a single run, get jobbed out to Turks, gimmick stolen by some mongol upstarts up North
>>19955281all jannettys. Like a nation of jannettys>>19955294pic related. it's what a polish man looks like
>>19955281The entire world is America's Jannetty. But especially Canada.
>>19957567Tricky W is a pure american nignog doe
>>19957584true>>19957592he's the most popular wrestler in yurop
>>19957618source: your mutt ass
