Grim.
>>19957738Officially spooked
>>19957738literally fucking who, I hope it is so that I can see this guy get zero reaction
>>19957738It’s Buddy.
>>19957776He is famous enough as it is, but will need a minimal pushThe song is catchy
>>19957781WWE fans won't know who in the blue hell he is
>>19957738Open the box and get cursed
>>19957738cant fucking wait for e-drones to pretend to be excited for this shitter lmao
>>19957788Hopefully the fans will be as excited to see him as these ones werehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ghzWaZR-Uc0
>>19957738Watching drones hype up this cringe shitter faggot is going to be hilarious
>>19957738If it was in NXT I'd 100% think Danhausen is in the box. The NXT crowd would know who he is. I guess Chicago has a lot of smarks so they'd know who he is, but I don't know. I just don't really see it. I don't know what else it would be though.
>>19957829It's not Jericho, his contract is frozen
>>19957784They never played aew stellar videogame? Kids this days...
>>19957845I don't think it's a person at all if it's not Danhausen. If it's not a comical, jokey character like that, then how did he live in the box for two weeks? Maybe it's a prop of some kind.
>>19957738Watching wheels turn his back on every person who leaves AEW is hilarious
>>19957784>>19957776Famous enough to be a DLC in tinys failed video game
>>19957855He is a nerd had doritos and a gameboy
>>19957860Is the box going to be full of shit and piss when they open it?
>>19957859Lots of video games have a joke character.
>>19957738>wrestling needs a cringe bootleg vampire character
Oh boy another yummy wummy meme wrestler
>>19957862Notice that they will film it from the waist up
>>19957776Corny is gonna love this. It'll prove his box theory incorrect
>>19957877at least the iguana guy can wrestle, danhausen cant do shit. too weak to do any moves, strikes look awful, etc.
>>19957829Yeah I just don't see it either and if it is him then well, good bye hausen because wwe/TKO is gonna buy all his teeth. But maybe that's what danhausen wants, to sell out for a big contract and go off into wherever the fuck hausens fuck off to.
>>19957855It's a series of boxes that get smaller and smaller until the last one which contains Adam Cole.
>>19957904We call it the adam cole containment threadCough joshi pits
>>19957738he'd do great in AAA
I don't know where else to post this but GirlOnCinema did a sexy cosplay as Danhausen and I paid for the set. She was wearing a thong but had her face painted like him.
Why do AEW fags act like he isn’t exactly the type of wrestler that appeals to their audience, that he wasn’t over and that he wasn’t one of their top merch sellers?
>>19957945Would he though? AAA is a straight up wrestling show. He never had a good match in his life.
>>19957950Danhausen please go back to your wife and help her with her OFs
>>19957950>aew fags fag* its a singular, crippled individual
>>19957950He wasn't over and he didn't actually sell that much merch. He was wasn't in any real big spots. Maybe 3 televised squash matches and a bunch of 10 mans and stuff. If he wasn't Phil's friend he wouldn't ever have worked there.
>>19957948You should feel shame
>>19957963Don’t reply to me bugboy
>>19957950Bootlegged merch kek
>>19957964I like him too, that always save him
>>19957968I do but I find her very attractive. Even now that she cut her hair, her body is still great.
>>19957950Because they're collectively all still butt hurt over CM Punk, and Danhausen is friends with Punk.
OH MY SCIENCE I CANT WAIT TO BUY A $200 DANHAUSEN MASK
>>19958004And buy two¡You don't want the person next to you feel left out
>>19957738So now punk gets to bring his wife AND his boyfriend to work. Great.
>>19957738Im so glad we got rid of Phils ball hanger
Paul can’t book.
>>19957738This would be an interesting reveal if true, because I feel like he isn't known enough for such a reveal, I can already hear the crickets as fans are confused to who this is who, or what is happening.
Betting on pro wrestling is what's actually grim here
>>19957738It'll be vince
WWE fans have no idea who this guy is. If Hobbs got no reaction when he debuted, this guy will get confused crickets
>>19957738Its gonna be something very underwhelming thats for sure.This year leading up to this mania has just been nothing but disappointments.Actually everything since last years elimination chamber which ended on a high note has just been disappointment after disappointment.
>>19958085>If Hobbs got no reaction when he debuted,It was a crowd of goat drones who are super casuals
>>19958094Maybe they just hate hobbs personally?
WWE drones have no idea who Danhausen is. I can't wait to se
>>19958085that was the royal rumble in saudi arabia most of them didn't even want to be there
it's not gonna happen
>>19957738it's either danhausen or a 7th chamber pod and they add a surprise entrant to each match
>>19958085People are going to be so confused lol
>>19958146Am not dissapointed
I hope people boo and chant y2j if this happens.I hope they continue it when triple fraud comes out in the post show slop
This just tells me WWE is doing more cringe comedy for families. Shan't be watching. Don't like him, Orange Cassidy or the Igauna retard. I hated Santino too and Truth became cringe. I love comedy too, but I'm more of a Fraiser, Curb and UK Office guy. Wrestling comedy is just goofy and they always beat it into the ground.
Faghausen needshausen tohausen jumphausen offhausen ahausen buildinghausen headfirsthausenTriple H I swear to God stop turning WWE into gayew you fucking fat roofed freak or ill make CUNT lock your balls up until you die of a stroke with your flop heart
>>19958194>UK Office guyOpinion discarded
>>19958177they could really use a chamber pot, it's a long match with no piss breaks
>>19958197Triple h and tony khan literally just want each others toys.
>e-drones will have to pretend to like Danhausen because Triple Fumbles has a boner for ex-AEW guyslmao
>>19958331He is slightly popular and a good merch seller, I heard he would sell it on the trunk of his car even
>the temu version of darby allenLame
>>19958349the only thing he has in common with darby is facepaint
>>19958349you don't need to include the "version of" part Mohinderjeet, it's implied
>>19958365Okay isaac
>>19958067One of the most degenerate ways to participate with wrestling I've ever heard of outside of being an aew fan.
>>19957738He better be more careful selling bootleg shirts once he gets there. I doubt TKO will look the other way like Tony did desu.
>>19957738>WWE is desperate for leftover tranny trash very grim
WWE definitely needs more roster members, half of them just sit in catering.
There’s a 0% chance that a person is in the box lmao. Even WWE wouldn’t ask fans to suspend THAT much disbelief that a character has been stuffed in a giant wooden crate for a month.
I like the idea of it being another pod
>>19959270It’s the most likely outcome, I think. But if you’re gonna pull a stunt like that and put one more person into the Chamber Match at the last minute, that person kinda has to win, right? (I suppose we also don’t know whether it’d be the Men’s or the Women’s Chamber Match.)Who isn’t currently in one of the Chamber Matches who would make sense to win it if they got a last minute entry?
>>19959320In that case I do think Jericho makes some sense. I don't think it makes sense for it to be anyone who isn't a total surprise, so I don't think it would be Royce Keyes. Maybe Kevin Owens if he's healed.
>>19959223Isn't he some sort of supernatural demon character?
>>19959218You're doing it again, Trev
danhausen hasn't been on aew tv in over 2 years, but he has been on svengoolie
>>19957738worthless jobber
>>19957738I hope Danhausen gets shoot rapedhausen
