>makes his male employees get on their knees and literally kiss his ass and lets everybody watch it>makes his female employees give him lapdances and stripteases and lets everybody watch it>wears a durag and says "nigger" on camera and makes sure everybody sees him do it in front of his black employee>books himself into winning an official match against the team of HBK and "God" so that he could have a victory over God on his "official" record>makes everybody watch a promo of him entering a church and blaspheming God just to show that he can>gets extremely pissed off at himself if he sneezes because he thinks sneezing is something he should be able to control
>>19957780based. triple bypass could never, because he's an insecure weak hearted little bitch in need of approval.
>>19957780too based for this world
>>19957780it's called storylines and getting people invested
>>19957780>becomes a billionaire by having the time of his lifeTruly the GOAT
>>19957780only shane could've done it in modern times but sadly he didn't have the IT factor