>Thekla is about to finish her contract with AEW and has received lucrative offers from WWE, according to insiders.We did it, e-gods, Thek is finally coming home!I can't wait to watch the toxic spider feuding agains the Kabuki Club, maybe teaming up with Rhea OMG!!Thek against Giu at Wrestlemania 43 is going to be kino!!!She finally managed to escape Tiny's toybox. Her great talent was always so wasted there. Now I can be her biggest fan without shame and without feeling guilty about it!
I don't even think
every accusation I make is a confession of what is within
Another banger show from RAW last night. Tony could never. Those AEW guys need to learn from the big leagues on how to run a real wrestling show. Yep, Kenny and the Bucks should stop being so stubborn and listen to the pros. We'll probably sign Jericho and Darby soon, maybe in time for Mania? Haha yeah, Tony could never, too busy being a money mark loser am I right?
>>19958318I'm so glad Triple H signed Will Hobbs. There is literally no limit to the amount of male black wrestlers I want to see all the time. I don't actually care if they're good, bad or spot monkeys I just can't get enough of them.
>>19958318Tony fumbled
>>19958470LOLOLOL Tiny and crippled pork must be seethin'
We need this big-assed bitch too
>>19958318I start my day at 11am being awoken by Chambea, from the Grammy® Award winning rapper and most streamed artist in the world Bad Bunny™, blaring through my Cricket Wireless® phone (very powerful btw, almost as powerful as The Miz™ in the ring.)I roll out my bed ravenous and waddle straight to the kitchen to ponder my feeding choices. Yet there is only one real option, my beloved Cinnamon Toast Crunch® Cinnemojis™. After several bowls, I wipe my mouth on my WWE® x Fanatics® official LA Knight™ (YEAH!™) tee and decide the first order of the day - fapping.I trot to my desktop computer to load up /pw/ to find some lovely WWE® ladies (I still call them Divas™ lol) but I wish the lads still made the Women of NXT™ general since based HBK™ knows how to feed us coomchads. After several hours of gooning, I clean up with my official WWE® x Fanatics® official LA Knight™ (YEAH!™) tee. I drop a quick 'no milly?' on some seething tranny and rehydrate with 2 litres of Mountain Dew® Pitch Black™.I lumber back to my desktop PC, avoiding eye-contact with my mother, and load up WWE® 2k25™ and continue work on my MegaMind® custom that'll surely pop the boys on The Jerk, while my torrents of NXT™ and WWE® Main Event™ download. It's a cheat day so I have an extra handful of Snickers® bars and a Hulk Hogan® Real American Beer™ (hope my dad doesn't find out) with some Logan Paul™ running on my second screen (he's a based AF Trump® guy just like Hogan®)Mom comes home from shopping and I immediately ask her if she managed to get the Dude Wipes® and the copy of Fatal Fury®: City of the Wolves™ but she heistates, and tells me quietly that she forgot the Dude Wipes® and that Fatal Fury®: City of the Wolves™ was too expensive. I cut a shoot promo on her that would make CM Punk™ proud and stomp back to my room for more gooning.
>>19958516Fucking kek
>>19958516>I cut a shoot promo on her that would make CM Punk™ proud and stomp back to my room
>>19958318LMFAO nobody wants shit ass Thekla. Stardom fans didn't shed a tear over her leaving. She'd make Alexa Bliss look like Andre the Giant
>>19958318>WRESTLING COMPANY I WATCH IS BAD>THEREFORE ALL WRESTLING MUST BE BAD>IT OK>WRESTLING DEAD ANYWAY
>>19958516KEK
WWE isn’t really wrestling. Wrestling means hillbilly shit, losers in their basements, and yardtards.WWE is entertainment. When I support WWE I am supporting their movies, TV shows, YouTube, and more. I am playing the games, I am engaging in social media platforms, I am the brand and the brand is Me. This is why I live WWE every moment of my life. And, more importantly, this is fan interaction that AEW will NEVER have.
Oh wow, another thread where the OP is a fucking moron who doesn’t understand the business. WWE is the most profitable it’s ever been. The shows still draw FAR MORE than AEW, and the match quality is better than ever before. On any given SD or RAW you will get at least one amazing match.I am so tired of people acting like WWE is dying. You’ve been saying this for 20 years, it’s old news. Stop watching, I don’t care. Tell all your friends to stop watching, it doesn’t matter. In the end, there are still millions of us E chads who spend money on the WWE, who watch every show, and who would DIE for Vince and the WWE.AEW will never have this.
>>19958516kek
>>19958516Left out the slim jims but pretty good overall
>>19958573Well said sis!
>>19958516topkek. AEWtists ain't so bad after all.
>>19958318E-pigs can’t think so I’d be a fumbling retard
>>19958690Many are saying this
>>19958516Kek
>>19958318Idk what this thread is
