Mercury. Earth is obviously big dimes, Mars draws off being the most similar to Earth, Jupiter is the biggest guy in the territory, Saturn has the rings look which got over huge, Uranus is a dimes midcard comedy act. That leaves us with Neptune and Mercury and I just like Neptune’s look better.
>>19961918Earthetty because peDonald lives here
>>19961980Based, fuck miggers.
>>19961918Venus got buried badly by the System tho. Had been moved a little more far from the Sun it would had been litterally drawing life on par with Earth. Marsetty was instead doomed to be become a no dimes no lifer despite his initiall push because he just laked the size to grab the atmosphere ring
>>19961918Has to be pluto it got cucked out of being a planet
>>19961918It’s Neptune because it’s one of the bitch end planets but it doesn’t have a funny name like Ass planet
>>19962253Neptune is a white mans planet, gas giants are for niggers
>>19962264>hating on Big dimes Jupiter and Bling Bling Saturn Not gonna make it with the wolves kid
Why did they bury Pluto?
>>19962252>>19962268Pluto tried to go into business for itself one too many times and got blackballed from the big leagues. Still draws in the dwarf planet indies but the aura just isn't the same
>>19962268He's that guy you forgot was on the payroll so they just let him go
>>19961933Venus?
>>19962335The roster needs at least one womeme so she stays
don't talk bad about Neptune
>>19962268If they kept Pluto they would’ve had to sign up 20 other dwarves and people thought it was exploitative to have midgets in wrestling.
This video shows how irrelevant we are https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93Z7zljQ7I
>>19962411Imagine a promotion featuring Titan and Ceres trying to draw on the same level as big dimes Jupiter. Pluto had to go or that's where the business would have ended up
>>19962012Why are other planets terraformed so much more kino than Earth?
>>19962411Just pure cope, Uranus knew that Gǃkúnǁʼhòmdímà would become the biggest draw in the business and premptively buried him.
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>>19961933I was thinking mercury too. the planet has zero future potential for anything because its just a burnt hunk of rock as a result of being too close to the sun.
>>19961980>>19961987hi leftypol go back to your gay board to politisperg.
>>19961918Originally, Pluto for being kicked out of the stable, but now Mercury, no one gives a shit about Mercury.
>>19962748>mercury >Literally if you say name the planets the first one they will sayNope, it’s Neptune
What about planet retard?
>>19961918Mercuretty and Venusetty
>>19961933Mercury's the only one with the balls to stand the heat.The rest are far away from the sun, no balls.
>>19962804I mean, you kinda have a point about venus. the russians tried to give venus a big push, and invested a lot of money in her, but it turns out that "hot and toxic" is not always a good mix. come to think of it, venus is kind of like chelsea green. her role is to make other planets look good lol.
>>19962268The work? Because it wasn't a big enough talent to be in the main event with the rest.The shoot? Because astrological booking of empires, their growth and collapse, perfectly lines up with Pluto's position on the astronomical zodiac. Pluto's spiritual gimmick is that of the Destroyer, and with Capricorn being the authority stable, destruction of authority and social order and the rules of engagement is something people could prepare for.If you don't want people to prepare for that, you cut a promo on Pluto and let him job once in a while.It shoot entered Capricorn in March 2020 btw.
>>19962268Unironically for being a midget in a big boys stable.
