How would you book her return?
she shoot died in 2024around the same time as kevin sullivan so people didn't notice because they were busy making benoit threads lol
>>19962482I wouldn’t. I would listen and that’s what no one did.
>>19962581Bullshit, she died in a hurricane when /asp/ was still alive. Maybe hurricane Irma in 2017 or something like that
>>19962581then why does she post countless new selfies daily to instagram for me to bust a nut at?
>>19962482ding-dong diddly
>>19962482I'd paint her walls if you know what I'd mean (as in I would fundraise to get her favela paint for their living rooms)
She's on Chaturbate. Look up Female/Puerto Rico/#smalltits/#feet/#throat/#petite/#milk/#hairy/#natural
>>19962679Prove it
>>19962707Yel is Dominican, buy a brain
>>19962711this is from christmas just buy a brain and check yelissa92
>>19962707>not posting the usernamesofia_gold_
>>19962707>>19962735>it's really herbased
>>19962728>92Kek based, the Yelister don't missAlso holy mamacita
>>19962728>>19962781i'm glad she's still aliveit's gonna be okay bros
>>19962781look at that delicious juicy ASS. i'd eat it like it was my last supper
>>19962735bookmarking this one
1 on 1 with the Takertranny
>>19962822Fucking coward that never showed her face. Likely an actual tranny
>>19962781YUCKLISSA LOOKS LIKE THIS?
Anybody got the screencap of her bodying bix on twitter?
>>19964656must be National Yelissa Day
>>19962482I miss /asp/ bros. Such a better board
>>19962482I don't know who this is, but I'd book her against a shark in floating-on-a-raft-to-Florida match.
>>19964708Boomers are just better than zoomers in terms of anything. AEW gets zero online traction. Meanwhile they're all profiting off of Monday Night War recaps.AEW deluded the wrestling business. That's why I dislike Tony and want to kick balls into outerspace.
>>19964708Infinitely. Could spend the whole day on /asp/, can't say the same about this shithole
>>19962985She showed her pale thighs and feet
>>19964884Oh yeah, Yelissa was all woman. I remember her nails always being on fleek even when a couple nails were missing/broken. Her makeup was always perfect.
>>19964877People now just try too hard with their unfunny faggotry and legit like every other thread that gets traction eventually devolves into 3 or 4 schizos calling each other crippled.
>>19965098Your mom has a goatee
i'm more interested in his return
>>19965117Not a lot people know this, but in every man's life... there is one place he is entitled to go to.Deep deep deep within the mindI stand here in the middle of this park right now, I'm not really here. I went to the deep deep -part of my mindOpened up some doors, closed some windowsTurned over some stones! Found answers. Put some stuff to bed, found closureha, but it wasn't enough, no. I had to go one more place, and that was another place I had to go to. DEEP DEEP DEEP within your mind!And that was an eye opening experience right there. I started reaching through the webbing of your brain. I started knocking on the doors to the cranium! I started looking in your nooks and crannies! Turned over your stones in your mind garden!then I found it! I found it! And guess what I found? It's quite scary. It's a scary thing to me. You know what I found?WE'RE REALLY ALIKEso scary isn't it? Sitting there thinking like "wow in some type of way I could actually relate to this guy"
>>19962482>>19962728>>19962781Shame about the face
also, when looking for the pasta on my last post I found thisanyone know if this is true? I have no idea but it sounds true anyway and made me kek
>>19962482Similar to Agony in Pink.
>>19965135sheeit forgot piccalling all Dark Artist historians for a QRD here
>>19965123>>19965117he's still around, still sperging constantly
>>19965152KWAB
>>19965144It is what it sounds like it is. He got fired from pizza hut because he made a perverted comment to a 16 year old black coworker and her dad showed up to pizza hut, drug him into the parking lot, and kicked his ass after that he got fired from a trampoline park for being creepy around kids and did a bunch of tiktok videos doing wrestling promos on them.
darkartist will always be wild because i'm convinced we really did fall ass backwards into exposing this guy as being a pedo by shitposting and making her sperg out and reveal too much
>>19962822Takertranny was such a forgettable gimmick. Truly one of /asp/'s low points
>>19962482Remember when she buried bix
>>19965098go back to bed hogwheels
>>19962781I miss this spicy little bean like you wouldn't believe bros.
>>19965098>3 or 4 schizos calling each other crippledWhile I don't partake in it, this part doesn't really annoy me cause I thought it was hilarious when people accused each other of being Carter back on /asp/Anyways /asp/ were for work retards while /pw/ is full to the brim with shoot retards, that's the difference. Just lower IQ overall. India's fault maybe
>>19962482She should have vignettes leading up to her debut, of just tropical storms wiping out civilizations from the dawn of time. And here's the tagline:>Queen Yelissa Is Coming...
