Best/worst case scenario for what’s in the box? I’ll go firstBest:>Vince McMahon>Chris Jericho >Jim CornetteWorst:>Danhausen >Travis Scott>Karrion Kross
I kind of get whey WWE think wrestling fans are complete fucking retards when they can get people invested in a big wooden box storyline
>>19962969It's Danhausen
>>19962969It’ll be a thing, not a person
>>19962969It's reddithausen
Best:Buddy.
>>19962969Why do people assume it has to be a person?
>>19962969What’s better? Golden egg or box?
>>19962969KANE, VINCE or I riot
>>19962969>CucknetteWhy would we want that hillbilly cuck? He was already dated back in the 90s
>>19963047He's the biggest free agent left outside of jericho. Yea id put him over Kross even.
>>19962969It being a person makes zero sense unless it's a comedy gimmick like Danhausen. How would it look if Jericho is standing in a crate for weeks getting shipped back and forth to shows and suddenly we're supposed to take him super serious afterwards?
>>19963071>crying over Jericho not being taken seriously when his last gimmick was a fucking listSmarks are so fucking retarded
>>19962969>Vince>Cornettewhat
>tune in next week to find out whats in a wooden boxwho new the friendship bracelet and chili pepper necklace would be the good ol' days
>>19963071Hes a mummy of a white pharaoh nowHe sucks out life force out of jobbers and gets progressively moisturised
>>19963093Every Fedhead tries to talk shit about AEW fans but at least they don't imbibe on some of the stupidest plot points that a children's cartoon in the 80s wouldn't have even dared touched.
>>19962969Shit taste OP.Best>It's Danhausen in picrel>It's a giant hourglass that signals Kross is back>It's Jerichos y2k jacket on a rack.>It's single piece of paper that says "ego">It's BoogeymanThe mid/kino/meh>It's another box that says don't open till maniaWorst>Another elimination chamber pod >Another nogger like Ishowspeed signing to the show>Hulk Hogan Trophy for Hulk Hogan memorial tournament or statue for no reason
>>19963093"Who new" indeed.>>19963202Ok Rick Morty sponsorship, championship belt in a bag, Wardlow gets sued by security guards, Adam Cole is "the Devil".... Buy a Orange Cassidy bracelet from the AEW shop on your way out of here.
>>19962969You already picked everyone I would have suggested so I'm just gonna bump this and call it a day
>>19962969Bro is vince came out of the box it would literally be one of the greatest moments in wrestling history
>>19963202Lmfao good one bro. The art of sarcasm is lost on many.
>>19963071Yeah I was thinking they open it and they start pulling out a scarf, then a jacket, and then finally the list of Jericho. Then pyro goes off. Count down starts. His old theme starts playing >Uh! You know I got ya! Yeah break the walls... Then it transitions to Judas
>>19962980Based. Donavan is a great guy and will sell a ton of merch!
>>19963071He's a magician
>>19963803yeah, out of his car
>open the box>man with long blond hair, back turned to the camera>holy shit chris jericho>man spins around>its lexis king
>>19962969I will stop watching the show if it's Danhausen.
>>19963202AEW has no plot and no stories tho
best: RaheemDust
The Gobbledygooker
Best option: new character called cratey mccrateface. he's a guy with a crate as a head and he vtubes part time
>>19963864No, the best option is the open crate kickstarts a fuckin gravitational vortex that hypersucks the entire IWC into a torture portal and we’re all free of this miserable toxic hellscape forever jesus christ fml
>>19963892I prefer cratey mccrateface
>>19962969Debut of Anonymous NXT General Manager
>>19962975I mean, seeing people yeeting will give that impresion.
Imagine the smell of the corpse that's been decomposing inside that box for weeks.
>>19962969some anon said it's gonna be EVIL and that's the only acceptable choice now for me.
>>19963803>>19963818i laffed
Vince being in the box isn't kino enough. It needs to be Vince with the golden egg.
>>19963047>6ft>can cut a promo>branded burger towelsstrap now
Joe Hendry
>>19962969Danhausen would be the worst despite it being the only scenario that makes sense.
Guys what if Pearce and Aldis open the box and this fucker is just stood in there as alive as the day he was born
>>19962969Most likely option:>Temporary NXT call up
>>19963837No, Georgie Porgie, you won’t.
>date is the release date of WWE2k26it's a fucking vidya tie in
>>19964375I don't know what the fuck that means and I forbid you to ever reply to me again.
If Danhausen is signed he’s going to show up in NXT where he’s guaranteed to get a reaction. I don’t imagine the casual WWE viewer has any idea who he is.
>ppv is two days>the only story people care about is the mystery box
>>19964406>They open the box>It's empty>Oh wait>They pan down>It's Moist Critikal>He screams like a Neanderthal and holds up the game>The crowd goes wild>He is never seen nor heard from again
>>19964441Im interested to see if LA wins the EC because Orton turns on Cody. Will save the entire WM build for me if it happens
>>19964450You are a fucking mark
>>19964450You are a genius
>>19964441you little faggots already pulled this one last PLE with the Royal Rumble, the story is who else will get world title matches at WrestleMania. Stop pretending to be retarded for negative attention.
>>19964486You mean the Royal Fumble
>>19964441I’m the biggest normie wwe fan who doesn’t watch/care about any other wrestling and the two things I’m looking forward to are hoping that Jericho is in the box and hoping that LA Knight wins the chamberThere’s nothing else on the show worth caring about
>>19964486that's not a story that's an outcome
That faggot Danhausen is the reason I stopped watching AEW literally his debut was enough to kill my interest in supporting that tranny company forever and I will gladly do it with WWE too
>>19964508Your favourite story is seeing what heckin epic quirky chungus dance moves the ginger twink and the woman with the fat arse and the pottymouth will come up with this week in the mixed trios Bart Gunn invitational tournament this weekFaggot
>>19963075>when his last gimmick was a fucking listNot taking the list seriously? Guess what... YOU JUST MADE THE LIST
>>19964448>WADE! IS THAT ADAM COLE?!?!
>>19964075Ever since vince found meridia's beacon, shit went bad
>>19962969>Megabased categoryIt's HULK HOGAN BROTHER! He faked his death to make one last comeback to win the belt.
>>19964536It must be incredibly hard to ‘stand up for WWE’ in a thread about a literal mystery wooden box storyline. I’m proud of you for trying.
>>19964508It's a distinction without a difference. The story of Elimination Chamber is which 2 competitors will get world title matches at WrestleMania. The story of the matches will be, who will rise to the occasion, who (as has happened in the past) will spaz out and attack someone if/when they get eliminated costing them both, none of this is hard at all to prognosticate about.As I said, it's pretending to be stupid to get negative attention. It's no different than the shit-ass Twitter accounts like Jobber nation and posting his stupid shit like>So I hear AEW might be shutting down soon?? I'm hearing Tony Con's dad is tired of him losing money??It's stupid. He doesn't believe it, nobody believes it, he's just being an idiot to get engagement and attention, and then when someone calls him a retard, he'll respond with the same 3 GIF files for the 700th time.
>>19962969Best:>Triple H>Paul Levesque>Hunter Hearst Helmsley>Terra Risin'
>>19963007It should be. A thing hinting at someone big returning for Mania.
Bray Wyatt who it turns out faked his own death
>>19962969It's the return of Sasha Banks. The crate holds all her meaningless indy belts.
>>19964450This would be dimes so it won't happen.
>>19964632Sadly, however, he died waiting in the box...
Ric Flair has been drying out in the box
Its the gun HHH will use to kill himself live on air for fumbling so hard, but he too will fumble this and end up killing Iyo.
>>19962969since it's chicago it's gotta be the motherfucking GOAT Al Capone
>>19964556*monster poo*
>Crate is opened up>Everyone is gathered round>HHH says its empty... except for piece of paper>It tells him to go the ring>HHH goes to the ring and waits>Rock's music hits>"Your candy ass is out of here!">NO CHANCE>"HHH... YOU'RE FIRED!">Dimes rain from the sky and out of everyone's pockets>HHH gets a stable of indie geek manlets to try and fight back and regain control
>>19962969It's an extra pod for the chamber.
>>19965353>The Rock>Showing upKek!
>>19966593Cool guess, but it doesn't look latge enough to be a pod.
>>19962969Best case - Dead Trevor CripplehouseWorst case - literally anything else
