Don't ask questions, just enjoy slop and get excited for next slop
>>19963011Jimmy and solo are the only tolerable coconuts huh
>>19963018It does in fact appear to be this way. Tamina seems chill too
Because he’s right? The company sells out arenas around the world. They’re making more money than ever before. Social media engagement is through the roof.If you whine and complain about objectively successful parts of an objectively successful business, of course nobody is going to fucking take you seriously lol
>>19963011I don't think it's that serious, dude. It would be bad if he said people should've just ignored when he fucked up the dive over the top rope or when he gave a super shitty spear.
>>19963024They can't even sell out Wrestlemania and Royal Rumble was half empty
>>19963024You live in a trailer park
>>19963011I get both sides. Definitely shouldn't stop doing it if the crowd is asking for it but maybe use that time for commercial breaks instead of interrupting matches.
huh why are they like this now
>>19963048huge pop
>Because he’s right? The company sells out arenas around the world. They’re making more money than ever before. Social media engagement is through the roof.>If you whine and complain about objectively successful parts of an objectively successful business, of course nobody is going to fucking take you seriously lol
>>19963038What do you get out of lying about this shit that’s easily verifiable? It won’t make WWE sell out less arenas.
i love making fun of wwe and i havent watched a second of it since maybe 2012
>>19963150So your contention is that millions of people around the world are paying the most premium prices for wrestling tickets in history for a bad show that nobody likes? Do you not understand how that would be MORE impressive?
>>19963163>I had to sell my car for fed tickets therefore you cannot criticize it basic pigonomics
>>19963163stupid people pay for dumb shit all the time, how is that impressive?
>>19963018>turns out the neglejected kids are the bestguess the fatassed coconut is the problem
>>19963248If many, many people universally pay a premium for a product it means the product is good. People do not spend extravagant amounts of money for bad things that they do not like. A child is capable of understanding this.
>>19963290It's not that many people. WWE is like a gatcha game fleecing a few thousand whales out of all of their savings.
>>19963011>S-Stop doing this thing that’s really over with the live, paying customers…just because, okay?’
>>19963290>>19963163>>19963024>>19963157/pw/'s greatest troll
>>19963011There is nothing to enjoy about yeeting you dipshit, you milked it down to nothing with the "run it back". You can't milk a dry cow.
>>19963024nobody is watching RAW and WM won't be a sellout
>>19963297it's over with retards lmfaoo
>>19963296These ‘few thousand’ fans are traveling the world to Japan, Germany, UK, Australia, and buying tens of thousands of tickets and selling out arenas by themselves? Woah, that’s crazy.
>>19963011>If you watch someone shit on your plate, you're not allowed to complainRetarded statement
>>19963011dude looks like he has a bunch of rubber snakes on his
>>19963324So if I buy an expensive car and it drives like shit, I'm not allowed to complain about it?
>>19963011>Enjoy the show, manThat's pretty much what Cope said in his FUN speech. Did you complain about that, tranny?
>>19963349No one defended that retard. Cope is still fedbrained sadly.
>>19963340This is not an accurate comparison. WWE is not “shit”, the problem is fans love to complain when things don’t get the way they wish they would. Like if you got a free car, totally free, but you paid for the paint job. Is that really worth complaining about?
>>19963340If somebody else buys an expensive car and they're happy with it, but you complain about it because you don't like how the car handles even though you didn't buy it and you aren't the one driving it, everybody's going to rightfully laugh at you and call you a retard
>>19963358It's been shit for a year
>>19963362They'll laugh at the guy defending buying a car that drives like shit, actually
>>19963367>made record profits in 2025 because people liked it so much>UMM WELL ACTUALLY IT WAS SHIT IN 2025lol
>>19963376So did Blackrock, am I not allowed to criticize them either?
>>19963371No, they'll laugh at you because the car actually handles well and you're just a deranged contrarian retard who insists up is down and good is bad.
>>19963367Not reflected in any actual quantifiable business metric
>>19963394how are the mania ticket sales?but i guess that doesnt matter because theyre making money putting ads on gear now
>>19963382Does it handle well or are you just a mark for the car company and would defend it so matter what? People would laugh at that too.
>>19963018That depends on whether or not you consider tama and tonga coconuts
>>19963402I don’t think you’re capable of understanding that WWE can not be objectively bad. Their business is doing that well. If you want to claim otherwise you have to make the case that people are shelling out thousands of dollars for something they don’t like.
>>19963378Blackrock doesn't make money by running a wrestling promotion that depends on people enjoying its content. WWE fans enjoy WWE and are happy with it. They also have disposable income which they gladly spend on WWE. This enrages you because you're poor, you're jealous because WWE made record profits yet again while AEW loses money, and you're seething because you wish you enjoyed AEW as much as WWE fans enjoy WWE. But lately, AEW's been so bad that you've had to force yourself to watch it and try desperately to convince yourself you like it. And it's getting tiring, isn't it?
>>19963418You're in a cult sadly >>19963419So it's about fan enjoyment, and those fans are not allowed to criticize it. Drug cartels make a lot of money too. I guess that means junkies are rich with disposable income.
>>19963433>You're in a cultThat's literally you. You barely enjoy AEW anymore, that's why you're so mad and envious at WWE fans for being happy, but you feel obligated to keep watching AEW and keep saying you like it because you're basically in a cult.
>>19963447You're the one defending a company like a crackhead defends crack. I didn't say anything about AEW.
>>19963447that'll do pig, that'll do
>>19963455I'm not defending anything. I'm just pointing out the fact that WWE fans are happy with WWE and don't mind giving it money which should be an uncontroversial statement and yet it makes you seethe and shit yourself.>I didn't say anything about AEW.Yeah because you can barely stand it anymore and can hardly bring yourself to defend it. That's why you see WWE fans having a genuinely good time watching WWE and it makes you shit yourself with jealousy.
>>19963455>>19963455>doing something that the crowd asks for is bad because it's happening in WWE. If it was AEW, i would be bragging over how over it isJust fuck off retard
>>19963455>>19963456>he's so mad he's samefagging nowKEK
e-drones absolutely seething on display here
>>19963488>AEW fans bitch over the fed again>WWE fans simply say who cares, fuck off>y-y-ou're seethingEvery fucking time
>>19963471>I'm not defending anything. >defends WWEwhat a crackhead LMFAO
>>19963471You're the one defending the honor of yeet chance, saying everyone who thinks yeet chants are retarded should be silenced. Please look into the mirror and evaluate your life.
>>19963488>he's seething so hard he's pretending other people are seething>"I'M NOT MAD YOU'RE MAD" is really all he's got left because he lost the argument, lost the thread, and lost at lifeI accept your surrender.
>>19963512theres one seething
>>19963433So, just to be clear, your argument is that people are shelling out thousands of dollars for something they don’t like?
Every time they do it now it gets interrupted so what's the issue?
>>19963514Answer this question:In wrestling, isn't the objective to do something that gets over with the crowd to the point that it has people engaged and draws money from people who come to shows and buy the merch? So how is yeeting inherently bad if it acheives this goal? Because you don't like it, ok, so I dont like green olives. Should i say everyone who eats green olives a retard and cultist shill?
>>19963522Retards are easy to fleece, especially if you turn your company into a quasi cult. Disney and WWE are experts at this.
>>19963514>yeet chance>chanceHE'S CRYING SO HARD HE CAN'T EVEN TYPE HAHAHAHAHA. I haven't said a word about any yeet "chance". You're the one bringing them up out of jealousy. Can't stand the fact that a 4 letter nonsense-word shouted by a coconut is more over than the entirety of AEW, huh?
>>19963536AEW has yet to crack the code after 5+ years, what’s up with that?
>>19963536>especially if you turn your company into a quasi cult.So AEW then? Who from WWE is literally pushing propaganda like Dave does?
>>19963534You're saying everyone who doesn't like green olives should be forced to eat them and not complain about it
>>19963540mic-drop moment
>>19963544No one is forcing people to do yeet chants, schizo
>>19963536AEW is a quasi cult but unfortunately it doesn't turn a profit because the retards it caters to are broke. Can't fleece a bunch of poors.
>>19963540AEW isn't targeting retards, their business model targets smarks who want a show that isn't totally retarded. It's a little retarded but a little is fine.
>>19963544Or you could not hate-eat the olives and go do something else
>>19963540KEK
>>19963551>it doesn't turn a profitsource?
>>19963544You're furious at people for enjoying green olives while you sit there eating a shit sandwich and trying to tell yourself it tastes good.
>>19963544He won’t answer this lol
>>19963519kek everyone looking at you seething
>>19963552>retards>smarksIt's the same picture
>>19963552Maybe they should’ve tried, since it’s so simple, and considering their lack of success is getting them booted off television in the very near futureI’m sure those bangerinos were worth it though
>>19963561I'm laughing at a retard who says it should be illegal to criticize WWE or some shit because he's a cultist crackhead
>>19963544You should eat some veggies you're morbidly obese
>>19963575It honestly should. Get retards like you off the street
>>19963573It would be stupid to try, you can't out-retard WWE. TK is fine just having a 2 billion dollar company for smarks.
>>19963556The moment AEW becomes profitable you'll know because Tony will boast about it as hard as he can. To date, he's never boasted about it. Which means AEW still isn't profitable. 7 years and still running at a loss. Now that's what I call grim.
>>19963586>He honestly thinks it should be illegal to criticize WWE>He says he's not in a cult That's ISIS level cult behavior dog
>>19963575I make fun of WWE all the time. Crying about something objectively over with the crowd is retarded bitter smark shit though
>>19963024can’t even sell out their biggest event of the year
>>19963011The yeeting is why I stopped watching the show.
>>19963575>I'm laughing at a retard who says it should be illegal to criticize WWE or some shit because he's a cultist crackheadThis is all headcanon you've imagined. You're a deranged broke-ass AEW cultist who doesn't like AEW anymore but feels like he can't leave the cult, and you're being driven insane with jealousy towards WWE fans because they have money and are happy with the promotion they watch.
>>19963605>WWE does it that means Tony should have done itmore cult brained shit
>>19963600Nobody cares fatty
>>19963611Shit, do you think WWE will NDA the state of Nevada to hide the real attendance numbers?
>>19963614>This is all headcanon>Responds with a dozen pieces of his own headcannon
>>19963611Again, what do you get out of lying?
>>19963622What the fuck are you talking about? Who cares what Tony does, no one is watching the facefucking fag fed either way
>>19963605jey uso is fucking terrible how the fuck could you put him in the ring with actual main eventers if he's botching every single minute of the match
>>19963650most his botches are funny and enhance the match
>>19963024Got the singular AEW fan bubblin' with this TRVKE.
>>19963650The thread is about the chants, not Jey's in ring. I agree that Jey should be relegated to the tag division. Doesn't change the fact that he is over though
>>19963630You make up headcanon. I built accurate psychological profiles. WWE fans have money and enjoy watching WWE, and this makes you mad. The only explanation for your anger is that you're jealous of them for having money and being happy with the wrestling they watch.
you will never be able to convince me that the people complaining about Jey Uso's spear are getting pussy at any time, ever, at all
>>19963681>You make up headcanon.>Makes up headcannon
>>19963681AEW fans have built a cult around not just Tony Khan, but the idea of Fighting For AEW. We've seen it play out multiple times recently with Death Riders, Cope's FUN Promo, FTR's Food on my Table promos - that's the one ethos that AEW has tried more than any other to install in the fanbase: being an AEW fan means you must FIGHT for AEW. And because you're doing it alongside the wrestlers and Tony Khan, that makes you one of them!Go back and replay the anti-ICE chants from last night and you'll hear one part where the chant dies down, and there's a very audible, celebratory "HOORAY!!!!" with the crowd cheering for themselves. This is the kind of people that now form the core of AEW's audience.FIGHT for AEWBLEED for AEWGET BANNED and have to switch to a new wifi ap for AEW
>you will never be able to convince me that the people complaining about Jey Uso's spear are getting pussy at any time, ever, at all
>>19963711fucking piece of shit cocksucker autocorrect changed instill to install
>>19963711
>>19963715>fill in the blank response #435that's a white flag waving if I've ever seen one
>>19963725do you still get paid the full amount if your replies are random garbage jpegs and not an actual reasoned argument?
>>19963736>AEW is gangstalking me again
Why are Samoans so fragile?
>>19963725
>>19963926>worked by a parody shirt not the sharpest knife in the drawer are you?
>>19963910What is he supposed to say? They're right, i fucking suck and i should kill myself? This is the most professional response to the question....now go ahead and tell me im seething and defending slop, you know that's all you got
pw pigs somehow manage to be more pathetic than pigs on reddit and twitter. How is that possible? That one guy defending everything WWE related every day on a site that probably gets 12 unique visitors a day. Tragic.
>>19963011>obviously if you complaing you obviously watchingThat's where you're wrong you fat 5'7 bitch
>>19963711DATPART
You will YEET and you will be happy
>Don't go to the show"You can't complain unless you give us money.">Go to the show to earn the ability to complain"Who cares? I have your money already."It's a very Jewish line of discussion, usually followed by>Wait, where did all the fans go? Oy vey, time to juice the ones remaining harder!
>>19963024
This is what ESIS actually believes
>>19966014Kek, it's true!
