it's faghausen in the box
>>19968663>making a “I’m free” joke when you’re a shitty comedic relief jobber
>>19968663They can't write entertaining stories or segments with normal wrestlers, or spooky guys like the waytts, what the fuck are they gonna do with a complete gimmick guy like danhausen
who?
>>19968663the antipop for this is going to be hilarious. this is not the kind of thing you hype for a month
>>19968663disney adults are fucking gay
>>19968663>he's going to come out and make goofy faces to crickets with the faint sound of cm punk marking out alone in gorilla
>>19968692Probably wouldn’t even mark out. >oh it’s this guy
>>19968696punks probably the one who got him the job.Who else would actually vouch for this jobber?
>>19968670wwe is the smark fed nowthey'll pretend like it's the greatest thing ever for a night then never talk about it again
>>19968699You can give a job to someone but that doesn’t mean you have to be excited for it. Triple H to Road Dog.
>>19968669Except he hasn't been able to be a shitty comic relief jobber because his employer has kept him benched over petty reasons for years
>>19968663Every single wrestler who has worked for Tony Khan hates him.
>>19968663what will be danhausen's """"""WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT"""""""?
>>19968710nigga this isn't the same. Punk wouldn't help him get in unless he liked him, which he obviously does.Road Dogg is one of few who has experience doing the job he's doing for wwe. They can hire anyone to be a jobber.
>>19968711Good. That’s one positive thing Tony did. Wwe has Mr iguana and Joe hendry and kit. They don’t need a shitter like him.
>>19968663ESIS will defend this
wrestlers and not just staying quiet until the big reveal
>>19968715he's gonna be in the ad segment for tide pods
>>19968699The Rockhttps://www.newsweek.com/sports/wrestling/rock-reportedly-big-fan-aew-superstar-2117814
The singular AEW pedo is actually melting down over losing danhausen AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>19968736rock was just thinking about how good he'd look in a segment mogging him
>>19968731This is what annoys me the most. Like this bitch couldn't just not post anything. Especially something that makes it obvious like this but ohhh its jsut an image of le disney movie so he didn't actualyl reveal anything! fuck off
>>19968663How many favors did Punk have to trade in to get this guy signed?
what the fuck is happening to my wwe why is it being aimed towards women and blackswhy the fuck are we signing gayew shitters like fagfagsenIdk if it's triple H or tko but FUCK OFF
>>19968767its triple gaytch, tko doesn't care about anything but the numbers
Why did you re-sign with AEW buddy….
someone’s going to say joe hendry’s name right before the big reveal and he’ll walk out of the crate
>>19968663>Danhausen skips the line and debuts on the main roster>ricky saints and bloke manroe in NXT purgatory Skip wrestling school and just do a year of clown college to help develop your meme wrestler character
>>19968792it's really odd how they pick who goes up immediately and who goes to nxt.danhausen seems like the type of guy to just stay in nxt until he gets released.Maybe he'll be one of those rare guys who debuts on the main roster but gets sent back to nxt
>>19968767Relax, there is no fucking way they would debut him on the main roster. You are letting a meme and a couple retards on /pw/ get you all worked up
can't wait until he teams up with mr iguana
>>19968806>it's really odd it's not. danhausen is a gimmick, what's he going to do in NXT? he's not there to put on huge matches, he's a comedy gimmick
>>19968817Yeah but he's not the kind of guy that's going to get over with anyone but a small room of marks, like nxt.Well we'll jsut have to see how he's booked but considering they've made penta just another guy, I don't see danhausen going far.
>everyone focusing on his wrestling when he’s really just there to take R-Truth’s spot when he retires or gets released next year
Do you think the singular AEW pedo is going to cry as hard as he's still crying over Blake leaving Tony's toybox?
Hobbs and Oba can't even get on TV but let's sign this cringe fag who thinks he's Connor O' Malley on Vine.
>>19968876Obas been on tv for the past three weeks and has a match today
remember when Punk bought him an expensive collector comic book like Danhausen was literally a female he's fucking
>>19968870meds
>>19968870>bitchtits needs to simp for danhausen nowthis is gonna be funny
>>19968663Can WWE run his shitty Reddit gimmick into the ground even faster than AEW did?
>>19968893It'll be as dead as joe henrys cringe gimmick is by the time mania airs.
>>19968889>>19968890>Answers to singular AEW pedoIt never fails. And to answer my own question yes it appears the singular AEW pedo will in fact be crying over Danhausen like he does Blake lmfao
>>19968767BECAUSE ITS OWNED BY FUCKING JEWS. I told all of you this would happen on the very day that the TKO sale was announced. the jews are doing to WWE the same thing they have done to every other part of the entertainment industry. they are determined to make sure that their degenerate propaganda is EVERYWHERE, for EVERYONE at all times. if there is even a single place where their evil does not rule, they will attack it relentlessly. why do you think they went after vince with all the metoo shit? it was just a way to pressure him into selling.
>>19968876Oba has been on every show since the Rumble and has wrestled multiple matches.
This guy is as dimeless as Christian is.
>>19968915Spot on. Raw is even on jewflix. I'm surprised they haven't introduced pronouns into the product already.
>>19968915david zaslav also owns wbd? crazy thought he only owned wbd
>>19968663So is the implication that he was living in the box for the last two weeks
>>19968997Paul can’t book
Can't wait for the debut Titantron that says Danhausen when he first comes out then changes over to his slave name Dan-Sexual.
>>19968997This is how he debuted in AEW by the way.
>>19969029That's better than a fucking box
Wait, the crate is actually going to be this literal nobody?? I'm so done with the 'fed if this is true
>>19968997He's a supernatural character
>>19969039what the fuck are these picks? everything after jericho is just completely unhinged.HOW CAN BROCK BE IN THE BOX?
>>19969041mmmmmm too bad they'll kill the gimmick when the next unreal airs and they show danhausen hugging triple h before stepping in the box as he explains his claustrophobia and how it made the segment difficult for him.
EVIL is going to come out of the box and the camera will swing back to Danhausen and he will say "What?"FUCK WWEFUCK WWETWDNOT A REAL WRESTLING COMPANY
>>19969069Why are you so angry, Trev? Go make another Trick thread since you are scared to bump the other one for some reason
>>19969044Also the most racist betting agency, "any other wrestler" over all the non-white wrestlers
>>19968669Just like Robin Williams
>>19969118Well, there's literally no way they'd be in there anyway.
>>19968904I'm kind of surprised Phill actually did a favour for his friend and didn't go insane that someone asked him for something.
he's literally been working the entire time its just that TK didnt like him or his shtick, they just signed him cause punk is a fag.
>>19969142its okay because it doesnt involve women
punk will 100% have got him to sign his merchandising rights over btw lolhe is perfect for wwe cause he is absolutely shit but he can pop for an entrance
>>19968828yeah i get that. if anything he might get sent down to AAA as part of the WWE partnership, hell he could show up on TNA for all we know. nothing 100% pointing to WWE main roster anyway as far as i know? especially just judging off the OP post
>>19969118Nah fuck that. Randy HAS to win. No one wants to see Cody v Drew part 1000. Cody is that big he doesn't need a title match anyway
>>19969186Well except the box is being opened on a main roster show
>>19969118>not betting all the chips on LA KnightYEAH!
>>19968663No one but the trannies who crawled back to WWE when Puke did are going to know who he isso we will get an idea how many of you faggots are pretending you never left
>>19969279okay
>>19969279edrones only care about entrances and gimmicks they'll pop and buy his gear he's perfect for the retards that watch
>>19969298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghzWaZR-Uc0
>>19968663They will pair him with that Iguana faggot and 'E drones will call it the best thing ever
WWE is so fucking dead.
>>19968663No he’s a complete unknown
>>19969315ugh god please dont>they add joe henry to the stable*kills self*
Grim https://x.com/Cory_Hays407/status/2027428062627795258
>>19968715hogan and rock faceoff with the lizard guy
>>19969262you could still say it's not him since there isn't anything directly referencing him, again, that i'm aware of. i feel like pw has meme'd the box being danhausen more than the actual show has inferred
dracula was shipped in a box to englandthats why they are doing this shit
>>19968663Lame. Punk and Danhausen are tight plus in Chicago. Phil owns Paul's ass. This is crazy
>>19969373I mean before his tweet i would agree but at this point the chances of it not being him are fairly low unless his tweets end up being him actually returning to aew television
>>19969380cringed. they're so corny
Someone called him white R-Truth and I cant stop laughing
>>19969408That is unfair to Truth to be fair. Truth can or at least could, go in the ring and is incredibly entertaining.
>>19968731When it’s a meaningful debut and they DO keep quiet SRS goes ahead and spoils it anyways.
>>19969408i dont get it
>>19969333Is it really that much of a prison to be employed by All Elite "Fuck ICE" Wrestling?
>>19969551No one forced him to sit at home and not take indie bookings.
>>19969558>No one forced him to sit at home and not take indie bookings.besides of course his contract
>>19968870You made him start babbling about Christian again.
Bro is doing too much. Really giving off "gotten to" energy
>>19969570Did his contract say that?
>>19969638idk u tell me
>>19969635this is a grown ass man posting like a teen on myspace.
>>19969644So that’s a no then.
>>19968663we hated him so its going to be funny when drones give him his mr iguana style 5 minutes of fame and then pretend he isn't an insufferable shitter until he gets written off
>>19968915>>19968935
>>19969666just say you're jewish
>>19969635>the only traitor to escape Hogwheels' wrath is Will Hobbs kek, he really does have a fetish for muscular black men.
>>19969666Satanic faggot
>>19969666You have to go back.
>>19969635Dude is pushing 40 and posting lyrics like a teenage dude that got dumped by his gf. Now that I think about it, Danhausen and Phil have the same way of posting
>>19969765>Dude is pushing 40 and posting lyrics like a teenage dude that got dumped by his gffuck you man
>>19969666>jew sympathizer gets devil digitsprophetic
>>19969833WE MISS YOU GOAT
>>19969759
When not even the company bootlicker wants you
>>19969941Jd is an aew bootlicker if anything
>>19969946JD's entire personality is "AEW bad, WWE good"
>>19968767My theory is that someone at WWE found out about "disney adults" and decided to change the entire companies direction and make their own "disney adults' but for WWE so now the entire product is sing along entrances and meme wrestlers and nostalgia acts from the 90s and early to mid 2000s
>>19969954If you say so, cba arguing with an npc
>>19969972checks out
>>19969972And somehow it's still way better than AEW
>>19969946He was a B&G bootlicker and is a Punk mark. When Vince and Punk left he went all in on Noseman and started raging against AEW. Now he just hates everything.
>>19968762Punk would trade favors to not get Danhausen signed.
>>19969941JD has been shitting on WWE for at least a year.
Danhuson is taking bookings on his shitter. Probably trying to throw people off and think its not him
>>19969988He hates AEW and legit got banned because he hates mone
>>19968663Wrong.It's Dalton Castle and the boys together in that box.
>>19969941>Danhausen vs. Mr. IguanaThat has to be one of the most anti-dimes matches possible.
>>19969954It was the opposite when Vince was still involved with WWE
>>19968663This faggot is the worst ""wrestler"" to ever appear on national television. 1/10 look, 1/10 promo, 1/10 work. Dogshit.
>>19970199not as bad as austin theory
>>19970199bayleys worse
>>19970199sami's worse
bunch of fucking marks getting angry over a fucking meme in this thread. Niggahausen ain't the one in the box, I would put money on it. If he is, I will personally call Paul KWABOTY after defending most of the shit he did last year. There is no way he could think people will care or 80% will even know who this faggot is. Have him go to NXT and see if he can get over there, fine, but he should know better to put him on the main roster right away. Paul has many fuck ups but he gets stuff like this usually just from being in the business so long
>>19968870Blake? Who is that? Do you mean Bloke Manroe?
Do you really want a guy that "curses" people at a time when wrestlers are getting injured week after week?
>>19970351Shithausen is made out of glass, good chance he's Misawa-san's next sacrifice
>>19970190>wasExactly.
>>19968663This motherfucker used to tweet TK every single day begging him for a job and when he got it he decided to fuck it up by siding with Phil and scamming the company.Fuck him.>>19968712Only the shitters and drama bitches.
>>19970147Crickets, the match.Just nothing but cole and graves being awkward on commentary with bad humor.
>>19970274You will eat crow
>>19968663the redditification of wwe continues
>>19968663One of the few good gimmicks in current wrestling. Showed my boomer dad Danhausen once and he loved him and got it immediately. You niggers are just little contrarian faggots. What over the hill fat retard would you prefer to be in the box?
>>19971675>MY DAD LIKES HIM
>>19968663lel if WWE hires DanHausen it will be the ultimate proof that it's Punk who owns Gaytch's ass, not the other way around
If Danhausen sucks so much and AEW is real wrestling why are they seething about him going to WWE?
>>19970351Danhausen can finally remove the curse on Regal that is making everyone get injured.
>>19972808Jesus he does not look like a good fit for wwe. So low rent.
Danhausen has been removed from the AEW roster page
>>19968731i think if anything this means that it's not actually himif he's posting this and it's actually him that's a comically bad way to ruin your new gig
>>19974434That's what they want you to think, this is what modern working looks like.
>>19972114I’ve seen less people seething about him leaving and more people seething over him being in the box which will be boring and unclimactic
>>19974392SHIT
>>19974392ughhhhh it really is him
So which match could DanHausen interfere in? Not Punk's because that one has to end with Dom betraying Balor.
>>19974392he's all yours piggiEs, knock yourselves out
>>19974506As if you fags weren't spamming Danhausen memes right up until Punk exposed AEW for the joke it really is, and Danhausen got benched in Tony's butthurt revenge plan.
>>19974508lol we were laughing at him being a shitter and seething over 4chan posts
>>19974499None. He'll just come out of the box in some backstage segment and curse Miz or some other midcard heel.
>>19974506lmao based
>>19968663I really really hope he is.
