congrats paul on the new fumble% speedrun world record!
What happened now?
>>19972197Nothing. He's undefeated on the main roster. It's just another AEW mark babbling about fumbling because they've all been mind raped since the Tony Fumbled chants nearly a year ago.
>>19972197Miz offered to be Oba's mentor in the ring. Oba asked the fans if they wanted him to accept the offer. The segment was booked as though the live crowd would surely reject the idea and boo it down. They didn't. They enthusiastically popped at the idea. Oba then had to pretend that didn't happen and the subsequent squash got no reactions that matched it. Oba has been fumbled. It's over.
>>19972189FFF
>>19973021You're the reason why WWE keeps booking retarded slop on purpose
>>19973288>*flexes as you beg to blow me*
>>19972189I like this. This is fertile ground for a meme.Keep it up, son. I can see images, memes, heck, maybe even a category on speedrun.com coming outta this!
>>19972197Absolutely fuck all. Ham on wheels has no Rampage though so he has to spend his Friday nights hatewatching and concern trolling Smackdown
>>19973021He's facing off with the Miz. That's fumble worthy unless Oba wins in 10 seconds.
>>19973339Hog wheels is actually watching reruns of Sabrina the Teenage Witch to relive the glorious 90s - a time when Becky Lynch did not have a restraining order against him.
>>19973797Miz is a former WWE Champion. You delusional freaks will bitch about anything.
>>19973821You thought you cooked with this one
>>19973797Miz won clean in 37 seconds
>>19972189He is feuding with the Miz a destiny worse than death
>>19973978Nah. I just look for any opportunity to slander Rovert, even if it's forced.
>>19973021you sound mad
>>19972189:)
>>19974272SAAAAAAR. SAAAAAR. MY PAUPU GETS BULBOUS WHEN I THINK OF SHE AND HE
>>19973264>The segment was booked as though the live crowd would surely reject the idea and boo it down. They didn't. >crowd has very audible booing with slight cheersImagine how fucking sad your life is that you have to literally make up shit that didn't happen to convince an image board forum with a population lower than 80 people.
>>19972189he isn't fumbled yet but oba definitely has not been taken in the direction i would have expectedhe's still not kayfabe signed to one of the two shows so maybe they don't even know where to stick him, so he's just squashing jobbers until they have something solid
>>19974281Worked by BVLLS
>>19972189kek, what happened?are you telling me the 60 year old vince barnacles cant figure out how to be a cool nigga in 2026? fack, i hope oba and trick get fired and they form an alliance with swerve in aew
>>19974284defend wwe's honor, anon. good boy.
>>19973978Goddamn bro. Just once. Just one fucking time don't give yourself away by being so easily gotten to. Not a single person else alive would give two fucks about that post at all let alone enough to reply to it unless they felt personally attacked
I'll see you all when he becomes Lesnar's squash match to build his yearly visit at Wrestlemania season. Paul thinks he can create shit out of thin air.
>>19974284>80that's incredibly generous. i'd be shocked if there were more than 50 active people in this hellhole
>>19974284>Imagine how fucking sad your life is that...>*sad and mad homo lashes out over the Miz*Relax buttboy. And stop denying reality.
>>19972189like clockwork
>>19973264hacked /pw/ does better analysis in 2 lines than the terawatts of data spent by spergs on the town square slop sites. obvious but stuck out glaringly enough congratulating us on the squash
>It's what we do