Drew McIntyre segmentUncle Howdy vs. Solo SikoaTiffany Stratton vs. Kairi SaneOba Femi vs. The MizCarmelo Hayes United States Championship Open ChallengeRhiyo vs. Lash Legend & Nia Jax for the WWE Women’s Tag Team ChampionshipElimination Chamber segment
Logan Paul is the protagonist of wrestling
I would fuck B-Fab hard
>>19972546that part
tiffy fish
>>19972538NOT GAMETHRAD 3OP WE ARE NOT FUCKING DOING THIS TONIGHTONLY GAMETHREAD 2 STOP LYIMG
Logan Paul fans are Indian
Elimination Chamber is saved
A tout de suite
>>19972562you must love him then
>>19972548I'd watch you fuck her hard.
Did Jade injure Chelsea also?
why heyman likes austin theory so much?
>>19972577Tight ass.
holy fuck... it's the match! they finally found the match!
>>19972573Chelsea kwab’d herself.
OBA
BBCBBCBBC
>>19972558meds
OOOOOOBAOOOOOOBA
I'M DOING THE OBA STRUT BUTT ASS NAKED IN MY LIVING ROOM
No pop for Oba. Louisville is Trick Willy country.
Did they change Oba's theme? Sounds shittier tonight
>>19972573technically michael hayes injured chelsea
you just know Cody wishes he was in Miz's spot tonight
I LOVE NIGGERS SO FUCKING MUCH!
What's with all these blacks and their piped chants
If you don't do the Oba walk to pop yourself, you're not a real wrestling fan.
this choo choo train ahh entrance is corny af unc
>>19972569Yeah I do because I'm an Indian
>>19972602Based rhiyo!
>Oba getting The Miz test already
do we know what's oba's shoot accent? the african he uses now or the gay american one he used in nxt level up?
My nigga look like a million bucks wit tha Ric Flair Warlord Strut
I dont care about oba desu
>>19972597Nope. Same music, same entrance.
SUBHOJEET JUST REPORTED THAT LIV MORGAN HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM FOR UNKNOWN REASONS
>>19972597Yeah they changed the drum beat. It sounds like some zesty show tune music now kek. he looked retarded coming out to that.
>>19972604Newest Botchamania has Wiggum doing it. Got a pop out of me.
Tehy should have just let Chad take the spot instead of needing to "injure" jey
i still maintain Oba shoulve won the Rumble, cant blame Roman for saying they cant create new stars
>>19972617Lies and more lies.Why, though?
THIS IS THE THREAD!AND OBA's THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTw8r5-Sn_c
Miz is filling the John Cena sized hole
MR CHASE REFERENCE
How does the crowd keep making noise without moving their mouths?
both these guys are based
Imagine Oba penetrating Marise with his BBC while The Miz watched.
>>19972604Miz should make Oba change in the Broom closet
How long has that furry been in the crowd?
>>19972617Sounded tinny to me tonight
LET ME BE YOUR KEVIN NASH
>>19972639Vince...
Logang, how we feeling about tonight
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIZ
Miz is the bar if you understand wrestling or not
Imagine watching Oba penetrate The Miz while Maryse watches.
The crowd makes this nigga sound like the final boss in a video game. Dimes
How is there Overwatch porn and we can’t have Oba v Liv? Get to work guys.
MasterInspireZone-in
>>19972639Rhiyo…..
>>19972645They definitely messed with the drums and bass frequencies
>>19972648pretty goodi think drew is going to interfere and cost jacob the matchif you watch the segment where logan asked to be put in, drew put his arm around logan lovinglyhe's gonna take care of his boy
>>19972648The true battle will be who emerges victorious between Drew and the Masked Man.
>>19972648he fucking better win HOLY SHIT
So this is how obas matches are going to start now?
Oba should drop the accent and speak american
kek miz
obas accent is cringe
DIE?
>>19972656That's just piped. look at the crowd, no one is moving their mouths kek
when will oba wrestle a real match on the main roster
Awesome Rulers would be based
Maryse is in heat watching this
>>19972667>>19972670And than later y'all gonna say he has no personality
>>19972678>an accent is a personalitylosing faith a little more everyday
Miz is kill
oba is going to ruin his spine doing the fall from grace in no time
I think they should make Oba into a nice asshole. Like have him be a tough scary heel to everyone but be nice to jobbers and shit
This is how they should be presenting Jade.
>>19972675with Brock at Mania
>>19972678Trannies gonna tranny.
>>19972675when he learns how to work
>>19972667No. His accent is dimes
>>19972678His personality is being a giganigga, the accent is just stupid
>>19972688Jade doesn’t have Oba’s charm and likability on the mic.
>>19972703Far too dimes to be Melo
>>19972686a sissy whiteboi wrote this
>>19972686oba is weird because in NXT he was booked like a monster but also an unambiguous babyfacehe never cheats and isn't even rude or anything really unless it's to a heel that is sassing him
>>19972703Same dress sense as Tricky Willy.
didnt expect them to reverse the roles and have ilja as the magical negro for carmello
Oba Femi doesn’t do it for me idk, he needs to lean into the rich African prince sh-t I was expecting Prince Hakeem from coming to America but ll I’m seeing is Omos 2.0
>>19972713Yeah I like rhiyo.
>>19972718hes just Brock who cant hear smoke alarms
I'm thinking Arby's
It warms my heart to see how many young girls are watching WWE at these shows, getting excited to see their favorite wrestlers. Wrestling really is for everybody.
>>19972717you know what they say about slavs
>>19972706>the accent is just stupid>Odugbesan attended the University of Lagos>In the fall of 2017, he relocated to the United States to attend Middle Tennessee State University on a track and field scholarshipIt would be weird for him NOT to have an accent.
>>19972688the problem is Oba can talk on the mic and work a match which is something Jade can barely do
>>19972718Didn't they do that with Abollo :D
Theory might as well come out to challenge if he’s in the building anyway.
BOOP BOOP BEEPBOOP BOOP BEEPBOOP BOOP BEEP BEEPBOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP
>>19972736This is what I’m thinking….We’re about to see!
Buddy should help theory.
>>19972736>>19972742Tama Tonga
>>19972736this would be cool, they have historythe last time they had a match melo almost broke both their necks
oba is dogshit KEK
Logan Paul's powerlevel is higher than FatuThere's no reason why he should lose
Sulking tranny itt.
>>19972756Phrases never uttered by Liv Morgan for 500, Alex
>>19972754Idk why but I thought Carmelo was Egyptian
WOOO WOOO WOOO
Jesus Zack...
>>19972756you’d love him if his BC was W
>>19972768he has the eye of ra tattoo on one of his arms, just a hotep i think
I miss OH RADIOOOO
>>19972734Yeah but it didn’t work cause we got introduced to Apollo as a regular nigga then he just suddenly revealed he was. Nigerian prince all along kek, could have gotten over if he had an inch of charismaOba can pull it off if you give him cut promos bout his assets in Lagos and shady tech investments, let him call himself a self made millionaire and African royalty
>cardonadon't care
Why is he even here?
Why did they sign Cardona
>>19972779trick willy on the left
>>19972785So people can beat him
>>19972779hollywood on the left
cardonas going over tonightwoo woo woo, you know it!
Cardona should have stayed at TNA, he would 100% be a better champ than Santana
>>19972785appease chelsea since they dont want to give her a title
>>19972779Sharingan Apollo > Nigerian Prince Apollo
>Theory>TamaNope here’s fucking Matt Cardona kek lmao
>>19972779Honestly now that I think about this shit would have worked if they just slow rolled it and had Apollo get a letter from his estranged parents in Africa and find out he’s related to royalty, then slowly lose his mind over the weeks and become a pompous and arrogant prince- could have made his parents onscreen characters too kek
Why is Mickie James sponsoring this match
>>19972793anyone would be better than santana
>>19972779this gimmick was dimes
Kek Joe Testicles btfo by WadeGod
>>19972785Vince is still in charge and there's going to be an Ethan Page cuck angle
is the melo/ilja rematch going to be the mania program?
If you think you're better than Matt Cardona then you'd be fucking Chelsea Green
Buddy would be better than Cardona. They both have the same purpose anyways. Losing a lot while their significant others are the real draws.
>>19972811that part
>Matt Cardona
>>19972817>chelsea green>drawing a dime
>>19972817Buddy is forever stuck in Khantanamo Bay
>>19972821Well I shouldn’t say drawing anything. But Chelsea is more popular.
>>19972821She drew $230 out of me for her worn ring gear
pissbreak match
>>19972728Makes me horny
Why is this thread filled with NXTroons and AEWtists, take your black and womeme out of here
WHO'S neckbreaker????
A RUDE AWAKENING of sorts for Carmelo Hayes
The talking is so long in WWE that you don't even care about the next match
>>19972811That would actually be dimes
giulia/lyra tier cold crowd
>>19972847Logan Paul is nextI care
>>19972728You sound like a bleeding heart liberal. But… you’re not wrong. It is quite cool that wrestling is one of the last things left that can bring people of different ages and demographics together. I enjoy that
where's raheem
>>19972864collecting kweens
MAD DOG
I'm done confining my feet in shoes if I'm not at the gym or working in the elements. Anyone have any recommendations for effay sandals?
this melo match is shoot putting me to sleep
>>19972884He and his gf are incredibly dull.
berto should answer the open challenge if they're bringing los garza back to tv
>the haters complained he wasnt wrestling enough>he's now on both brands
Should have been Cardona's best friend Apollo Crews instead.
Thank god
How many mins for a nap? 5? 8?
melo is dropping the belt next week, the experiment failed again
ABOLLO :D
Should’ve been Tama or Theory
Oh the camera was on the whole time, huh?
Did Matt shoot kick Melo in the face or something? His face was fucked up
>truth never met them before in his life>knows his name is angel
If it's anything other than Danhausen I will be disappointed
Shouldn't Truth be telling them to go on the WWE Network for $9.99?
>>19972912Kys danhausen
>>19972538poor fenix
This is not the Hard R. Truth
This segment is retardkino
candice nuts larea bros...
>All the low card midgets teach each other how to watch the show they belong toKek wtf
Candice has music!?
>>19972927it was just cringe
Lum Candice
>crowd going TOXICKit Wilson is getting the gimmick over
Candace needs to go to AEW
>R-Truth
>negative popgrim
Johnny is gonna pull a Tim White
Everything except YouTube TV which is what I have
Has Cardona won a match since returning? Has anything good happened for him?
This is the best work Gargano has ever done
Is that it for Kit tonight? Damn, time to turn it off.
>>19972947I'm pretty he's just contempt with being a jobber
You ARE subscribed to ESPN right?
Will Candice ever be over?
I think we should all film ourselves for a doot doot doot segment and send it to WWE to add in.
>>19972954having contempt would imply he doesn't like it
NEXT THREAD>>19972481
>>19972938can you seriously not tell the difference between the real crowd audio and the piped in audio?
>>19972956Maybe if they actually did something with her
>>19972956did they ever try giving candice a real push on the main roster? i honestly don't remember. if they haven't at least tried giving her a real push once, it's hard to say. they should at least try that before ruling it out entirely.
>>19972948>when your best friend leaves you for some TV network mark belt
>>19972974wasnt she tag champs with someone?
>>19972944that's not wise
did you know? #DIY FINALLY reunited the other day.
DOES THIS HOBBS GUY WRESTLE OR JUST HANG OUT WITH STEPH
Trying so hard not to fall asleep bros
WHERE ARE YOU
>>19972986traitor faggot thats already been buried
>>19972988He does more than just hang out with Steph
Why do they wanna us to watch that fucking nigger it's the 4th time they keep replaying it
>>19972981She was friends with Nia or something
>>19972981that's not a real push
>>19972986Nice to see they decorated the house for Johnny's birthday party
Johnny Depresso is over with me
Candice has been looking really pretty lately
>>19972996All I seen him is just yap
>>19972986Those are some ugly, ugly children.
>>19973005
MIDGET FIGHT!!!!!
Grayson... stop... enough
Do you have to do something particularly bad to get stuck with one of these KWAB gimmicks like Johnny and Kit, or is it just bad booking?
1max top is like 360p and I’m falling asleep bros noooooo
>>19973016insane hairline on this lil dude
yum
>>19973005Legitimately the most entertaining he's ever been
>>19973019Some guys are just happy to be on TV.
>>19973019Kit is based wdym
>We call this the AEW special
>>19973006>>19972986Really?
>>19973019kit got where he is by his partner getting injured and someone backstage liked him and wanted him to say on tvit's a much better gig than being in pretty deadly, even if he's losing more, he's on tv and got over
>>19973036To idiot smarks on /pw/, "bad booking" means "lost a match"
>>19973037Where's the injuries?
Jordynne Grace has a wrinkly ass.
Jordynne’s yummy Hank Hill ass.
HE'S GOING TO AEW
>>19973041>and got overWith who? He was over before. Nobody likes this toxic masculinity gimmick, it sucks. This gets you go away heat.
Jordynne's shoulders were down so that was a double pin
BIIIIIIIIIG SEXAY
Logan Paul hasn't done his finisher in like his past 4 matches
No way you fags think this Johnny gimmick is good.
If you want to get Jordyne over you need to have her do that to Nia or something not Jobber Grandma
>>19973030Someone post the Candice thong webm of her getting tossed back in the ring
>slicker than cum on Raquel's gold tooth!
>>19973054It's not a hank hill ass. She has big buttocks
this sikoa howdy shit is so fucking ass. so what if he gets a win at wrestlemania, he's been jobbing weekly for so fucking long.>yeaah i'm 1-27 on you
Sexquel
does raquel have a gold tooth?that's a pretty good gimmick, can't remember another wrestler with a gold tooth
>>19973075You can assert that but it won't make it true.
>>19973097R. Truth
>b-fab and michin show up>not a single sound made in the arena
Jade nerfed her aura cutting her hair. wtf
>you need to focus on yoself FATquel FATriguezDamn Jade
>>19973075are we going to pretend pretty deadly was over and this new gimmick is not overare we just going to pretend to be retarded
Knowers know that Jade injured both of them
so many subhumans on my screen
>>19973103I was busy oiling up my dinky. Sorry.
3 hours is too damn long for Smackdown. They don't have enough interesting stories to fill the time and most of the matches go too long for what they are.
You know I like to laugh at Lyra getting no pop but maybe once in a blue moon she’ll get some pity cheers. But michin and Bfab? lol.
B-Fab finna wanna get B-Fucked by this MWC
michin challenging for the world title, what a fucking joke>>19973107>cutting her hairit's a wig
Nia and Lash gonna win so theirs drama with iyo and Rhea in the chamber?
>>19973107She is a Storm fangirl, she is desperate for a canadian midget or a black panther in her life.
This is the same match 3 weeks in a row, is it going to end in another DOPE ASS DISQUALIFICATION
>>19973121the show got dramatically better as soon as they went back to 3 hours, it was almost unwatchable before the switch
The greatest moment of 2025
>Step up to me and I’ll make the Nanjing Massacre look like a tea partyThought Jade overstepped the mark a bit with that one.
>>19973140>AJ gets to suck on those pointy nipples
i think rhiyo loses hereif they do, rhea will win tomorrow and the mania programs are rhea vs jade (rhea wins) and iyo vs giulia (iyo wins)netflix won't be thrilled about losing them but i feel it to be true anyway
>>19973149
>>19973149Nigga they’re both over without each other.
Thank you Slim Jim
This is my predictionCody wins the Chamber and Sami Zayn cost him the title. Or Sami somehow gets in and cost him the chamber
>>19973149They're dropping tonight but, I dunno about any of that other stuff.
>>19973174Logan Paul pins Cody Rhodes
why's AJ's face all yellowis that fake tanner or jaundice
I MISS MY NIGGA AJ
>No AAA AJ picshuh you own them now
>>19973149i feel like their setting up Kiana split from Giulia and taking her title, shes been booked pretty strong ever since the Rumble
>They're booing sami nowLol
barely a poo for codyand a lot of outright boos for sami
God, Sami sucks so fuckin much.
He ain't doin' too good Sami. He dead.
>>19973186Kiana now looks like baroness from skybound G.I. Joe
>all those pipe bombs on the table.WTF, Sami?
so what are they doing with Sami for Mania?
sami getting flusteredjacob mogging
Sami with the conniving seething beta male gimmick
>>19973199Politicking his way into Gable’s spot, as usual.
Fatu should feud with Sami so Logan can win EC
Sami is compromised
>>19973199i think he misses mania, there's no program for himmaybe he jobs to trick
How did that jacob guy sneaked himself into the world champ picture? He's not even US title material
Shit break
FAT
Gigapop incoming for Rhea.
CHOCO MILKIES
sami rapidly baldinghe needs fin
For this skinny white boy you just know it's The Irresistible Forces
Bros, Nia Snax is making me want to lose it
Sami is balding
wait, so Sami heel?
Lash didn't look nearly this good when she was playing hoops for Atlanta.
IYO :D
>another match before logan paulugh
nia is barely bbw now
Love iyo
They're really gonna turn Sami before getting him a world title out of this face run? That's fucking bonkers if so
NEXT>>19973231>>19973231>>19973231>>19973231
Iyo’s lovely tum tum.
HUGE ULTRA MEGA POO FOR THE SKY GENIUSIYOOOOOOOO
>>19973224Your lunch? Me too.
>>19973232>>19973237Good morning sir!
Niabros... I can't hold it!
I see 2 Orc Women vs Iyo and Rhea
>new titantron and themeoh yeah their definatly winning
>>19973238You can drag it, he needs his typical go away heat heel run to being loved again reset, he’s just too obnoxious to stay face long
>>19973235She looks barely even 200lbsAlso did they get Lil Jon for this theme?
>>19973239Tranny thread.
DON'T WORRY HERE'S THE REAL NON TRANNY NON INCEL THREAD>>19973252>>19973252>>19973252>>19973252>>19973252>>19973252
>>19973261Real thread. >>19973239Incel, faggot, cuck thread.
>You can hear girl screams during Rhea's entranceAlso Def Rebel is retarded if you are doing a theme for Lash make it so it's similar to Whop that Trick
>>19973256I don't know if he has that long left in him though. This was the run. He was a white fucking hot white fucking meat babyface. You're never getting him back to how massively the crowd was behind him after he turned on Roman. I get a lot of the audience has turned against him at this point which is why it's such a shame that it was squandered on just another IC title run that truthfully was pretty underwhelming
>>19973199Probably sign some autographs at the megastore, maybe at ringside for someone the smackdown before or after
>>19973239No Rampage?
>>19973259>>19973273u seethe againi win again>>19973299>hampagesorry pal i don't watch tranny black and womeme shows like u