Drew McIntyre segmentUncle Howdy vs. Solo SikoaTiffany Stratton vs. Kairi SaneOba Femi vs. The MizCarmelo Hayes United States Championship Open ChallengeRhiyo vs. Lash Legend & Nia Jax for the WWE Women’s Tag Team ChampionshipElimination Chamber segment
Why is rhea looking so thin
All this caressing is making me want to fap
>>19973262She has a big ass fucking head
>>19973262Her back issues. Pregnancy. Dysmorphia
they are touching each other A LOT tonight wtf
They’re just good friends!
Mark Nash was a mistake.
I want sami zayn to get a career ending injury or just get released.
Mark Nash raped a black man in the frosty winter of 1992.
Wasn't Nia the irresistible force? They add Lash and all she gets is an "S"?WTF?
>>19973282banish him to AEW and tony's toybox
>You can hear girl screams during Rhea's entranceAlso Def Rebel is retarded if you are doing a theme for Lash make it so it's similar to Whop that Trick.Also WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BELLA SLUTS?they should be winning these titles
>>19973275Probably losing.
>>19973282Sami is winning the chamber
Buddy and EVIL?Heh. Lucky men.
>>19973252sirs , been busy , did logan and fatu fighted yet ??? the food is now ready . proper seasoning , not too spicy for britishers !
ozempic has been a disaster..
NIA SNAX
Why does B Fab look so old now?
You can literally have SpongeBob on the roster and WWE fans will tell you that he sells merch
>>19973262Ozempic
Iyo got big time pop mogged by Rhea during their entrances
They need to stop acting like Rhea is still a swole powerhouse.
I want some fortified wine drink.
KEK
What is the last match qualifier for the chamber?
i think this is it brosthey led an amazing reign. what else can you say? they were amazing champions. whether you agree or not, they were amazing women who led an amazing reign.
>>19973318Yeah
Lash is strong
>>19973309SpongeBob is eternally over so of course he would move merch.
>>19973318Jey got beaten up so he’s out. Logan and Jacob were the only people who realised they could ask to take his spot.
>>19973329Grow up
Women are lucky they can get horny and they don’t get highly visible boners. And when they get horny it is celebrated. That’s lucky.
>>19973321I want Iyo singles matches again. Idc about the tag belts.
>>19973309spunch bob would move merch like crazy
>i think this is it bros>they led an amazing reign. what else can you say? they were amazing champions. whether you agree or not, they were amazing women who led an amazing reign.
>>19973300>Had my Indian friend make three different Goan dishes>Didn't get food poisoningDid he make it wrong?
>>19973338
Imagine the manlet ref penetrating las with his tiny white cock
>>19973332inb4 Sami weasels his way in too
>>19973343Looks like the singular /birb/ poster
>i think this is it bros>they led an amazing reign. what else can you say? they were amazing champions. whether you agree or not, they were amazing women who led an amazing reign
>>19973343Based rhiyo shipper
lash is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
>you now realize you got worked by Sneed and this entire Smackdown was intended to be based around Jey
>>19973353DUN DUN DUNPOO
>>19973353>>19973343No, it's literally every simp on /pw/ from every general thread. Youre all pathetic and the in-fighting you all have is even more pathetic.
>>19973321No, they had a good aesthetic and were over but ultimately the story was nothing and very rushed
>>19973252Not only Rhea is skinny as hell, she looks sickly ill, like aidetic ill.>>19973272>Back IssuesDDP Yoga fixes that but her husband is a retard who hates Dallas.>PregnancyDo not expect that from him either, the roids shrank his balls and cock into dried pea size.>Dysmorphiashe didnt bitch about that in her early years at NXT, and she looked better then, than now.
>>19973343Kek lmfao
How do black bitches keep their wig on?
>>19973362Go back to your general bug.
>>19973368glue
>Iyo's pasty, fleshy thighs.
>>19973368A shit ton of glue.
I want to impregnate Iyo
>i think this is it bros>they led an amazing reign. what else can you say? they were amazing champions. whether you agree or not they were amazing women who led an amazing reign
>>19973368Bobby pins, clips and weaving.
>>19973380
>>19973371I am not a joshifag and your retarded waifu war shit, you fat fuck.
Lash is very sassy
I AM SO INTO THIS MATCH!!!!I FUCKING LOVE WOMEME WRESTLING!
Lash and Naomi should be a tag team.
>>19973379Hey, EVIL.
Rhea got a full whiff there.
>Rhea visibly struggling lifting NiaIt's fucking over, just put her to pasture she's done.
>i think this is it bros>they led an amazing reign what else can you say? they were amazing champions. whether you agree or not, they were amazing women who led an amazing reign
>>19973390she truly is bianca's daughter
skelly rhea powerbombed ozempic nia
RHEA WITH THE KENNY OMEGA TRIBUTE
Way too many wrestlers have the Cheeky Nandos spot in their arsenal nowadays and I don't like it.
Great tribute to her husband.
i am hoping the snu snu women win
SHE CAN'T EVEN LIFT NIA ANYMORE.Just shoot injure her til she gets her body back to normal.This is sad as fuck.
>i think this is it bros>they led an amazing reign. what else can you say? they were amazing champions whether you agree or not, they were amazing women who led an amazing reign
>>19973368Unironically a special glue
>>19973386>I am not a joshifag and your retarded waifu war shit, you fat fuckThat's the most annoying part about making fun of these simps, they always think you're a simp for another girl and not someone (most of us) rightfully annoyed by their bullshit. mfw
I dunno. Rhea still looks pretty ripped to me. Definitely lost weight but, not much muscle. Probably wants to have kids and the roids would have made her barren.
>>19973413Did you not see her struggle to keep Lyra on her back a while ago? She’s lost strength.
This show has been brought to you by the meme bum wine company
>>19973420i hate all of you simps and dont have a dog in this fight but rhea legitimately looks sickly and disturbing
>>19973427She's off the gas, dude. What do you expect?
>>19973437You don’t need to be on gas to lift 100 pound twigs like bird bitch lmao.
>>19973427well that's hardly surprising
>>19973430I don't care who you hate, nigger. Your annoying and never shut up about anything because you are a dumb, contrary nigger.Fuck off and report me again, nigger.
Yawn. Rhiyo loses and rhea turns on her. Why is this match getting so much fucking time
>>19973420>>19973437do you guys work out?
>>19973447
why the matches are so slow tonight except for the tiffy vs kairi one
>i think this is it bros.>they led an amazing reign. what else can you say? they were amazing champions. whether you agree or not, they were amazing women who led an amazing reign
>>19973449They’ll throw a curve and have iyo betray her so they can make Rhea even more sympathetic because it’s actually everyone’s fault and she gets wronged
Imagine fucking nia doggystyle while on that position
>>19973420She isn't anon, she really looks off, really off.And everyone is scared of saying that on social media for months without her sperging and saying that she is fine.Even tiffany when she began looking like her took a break to rest, and she is back at her prime now and even back to bodybuilding.Something happened early last year that fucked rhea hard.>>19973437Dude you don't need gas to lift someone like lyra, something is really off and even before lyra her body was off too.>>19973449To give Jacob and Logan time to see what else is left for their match
More like SLOPdown
>>19973450I just do lots of cardio to keep my body tight. I don't like having bumpy muscles everywhere.
>>19973447I mainly lurk, no idea who you think I am but I do know that you will never ever have sex based on your violent reaction to a simple fact.
>>19973463>a breakThat’s exactly it. She needs time off. Hopefully after wrestlemania she’ll go back to 23 Rhea.
how long is this fucking match holy shit i'm falling sleep
>>19973466nigga described himself as tight
>PENDULUM MENTIONED
>>19973457>KairiIt’s more like Kairi had another good match and everyone else just sucks
I really dislike the name Bullet Train Attack
I shoot hate the finger pointing shit, it's stupid and autistic and very much a symbol of gay quirky bullshit.
womeme match taking way too long
bug squashed
>>19973462I imagine I could fit my whole nose in Nia’s pussey
Rhea also needs to cut her hair again.
>>19973480It’s stupid as shit. Nxt iyo was cool.
>>19973473I am. I'm tight and sweet, baby boy. Not that you'll ever know the feeling.
AND NEWWWWWWW
And New!!!
BUG STATUS?
>RHEA JOBBEDKWAB
>i think this is it bros>they led an amazing reign what else can you say? they were amazing champions. whether you agree or not they were amazing women who led an amazing reign
BASED
Don’t even know why I watch this slop anymore, it’s so boring
Holy shit, they let Lash pin Rhea?
Why did that match need half an hour?
Lesbian bros….
>Rhea jobbing to LashKek what
Atleast Iyo didn't get pinned....
>>19973447>>19973452honestly aside from the slurs, that actually happened to me too once. i called out someone for being a hypocrite and his brain short circuited and got me reported :/
Well, at least they pinned Rhea this time. Fair is fair.
That crowd does not know how to react to that finish lmfao
They never called them RhIyogoodTag Champs should have real Tag Team Names
rhea ate the pincharles ate the ice cream
Yeah Rhea is winning tomorrow, and the Bellas are getting the Tag titles on WM
Rhea will get shelved and either she buffs up again or she goes gets preggers
At least put some ice cream on your spoon you dumb bitch
Charlotte is gonna get fat eating all that ice cream!
SEX WITH KIANA
>nia Jax gets the tag belt before bayleyLEK
Alexa Bliss is looking a little bit old
Nia losing weight will make her really pretty
love love love giulia
Now that was a near shoulder breaking botch>>19973471she wont stop unless she gets shoot injured again.she really needs to stop, rest, pay a visit to dallas to fix her back.i wouldn't be surprised if shit goes wrong tomorrow seeing how she was in this match.>>19973508She was protected, but lets see how it goes tomorrow.
>>19973492being a cardiobunny makes you the baby boy. better start walking with a metal lunch pan over your ass bud...
>>19973520I want to eat Charles.
Chuck is the most based woman on my screen
literally nia jaxs best match
>>19973519huh what u mean
>>19973519They were called RhIyo on air I remember because it made me sick
>lash pins Rhea cleanbased Lash
LMFAO KIANA SAID ALEXA IS A BETTER ACTRESS THAN A COMPETITOR THATS 100% FACT
TONGOAT
why are there so many women in wrestling
Jade looks better with the short wig
Charlotte with the fakest ice cream eating ever recorded
>>19973527She's 35 and had a kid
>>19973527she is reaching peak harley look
>>19973532she's a reason to live, HONESTLY
>>19973535Does Iyo even have any involvement tomorrow?
holy shit who the hell is that "professional" woman? I want to motorboat those titties
>>19973252Pauls obsession with Giulia really does expose he’s the most boring mediocre white man in existence huh? Those types love that type of Asian chick
I'm just passioNATE
>>19973549way better
Tama looks buff
>>19973560Kiana James
>>19973524GOOD that's what she NEEDShave her share some with RHEA and maybe lexi
>blahblahblahCan we get to the main event?
>>19973552Seriously, can she not take a few real bites and throw it up later?
Well Rhea is winning the chamber.
Who's going to show up at the table, anyway?
bitch move eating all that ice cream in front of lexi who has an eating disorder
>>19973533I posted the original mocking image, why are you sperging out now and beating it to death lmao
Well say what you will about them, but those amazing women had an amazing title reign
Masked man reveal tonight?Or will he be memoryholed like the guy who fucked Fatu's teeth?
>>19973524>>19973569It would suck if she was lactose intolerant and she had a bout of explosive diarrhea after eating all that ice cream
>>19973560Kiana, not very dime drawing but she’s got a hot body
>>19973589I think you're lost pal.
>>19973589Wrong thread, ass face.
>>19973562tbf, she does have that effect on you. it's hard to explain but once you're in her hold it's like medusa.
>>19973574Letting her feud with Jade is stupid and no one wants it either since it will be boring.
>>19973589Lmao what a fucking chud
So who gets the final spot when the inevitable run in DQ happens?
>>19973527>>19973554alexa is like 33, she is 1-2 years older than giulia
That reaction wasn’t loud when lash won.
>>19973574I was hoping so. I want to see the two mortal kombat characters fight for the belt
I drove by Stamford today and spit on the ground when I saw that piece of shit WWE building
>>19973582The “I Love N Poop” pic was so grotesque it had me wheezing kek
>>19973589Fractal North Momentum innit lad
>>19973605It won’t be a feud. A few stare downs and promos and Rhea wins. Simple.
>>19973611Why would they be happy that Rhea lost?
>>19973605who would actually have an exciting feud with jade? and you CANNOT say bianca
wtf was that samoa joe? he still wrestles?
>>19973607Theory comes out first and then Sami comes out and fucks over Jacob while trying to "help"
>>19973589i HATE YOU
>>19973617meh
>>19973620I’m not saying cheer but maybe loud shocking reactions or boos or something.
kek nia
>>19973629
>>19973607Fatu is clearly winning because Logan is unavailable tomorrow. Why do you think they tried Bronson over Logan? That wouldn't have happened if Logan was available. He's much more of a draw.>t. I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.
>>19973631Stunned silence.
I'd invite Cathy to my party :(
cathy not invited to the cookout? wtf snowbunny bros...
Cathy’s erect nipple.
After all, cm punk is the protagonist of wwe
STILL TO COME WHAT THE HELLSTART THE DAMN MATCH
>>19973638they have to stop jobbing out logan, he is beginning to feel like a pin eater, his specialness is wearing offthe longer he's been in the vision, the worse it gets
>>19973615hehe
>>19973618And everyone will hate it because people are tired of her getting free belts.>>19973622it is obvious by now that the Uncontested belt will be a 4 way or triple threat.1x1 isn't carrying the match
It’ll be about five minutes of ‘real’ fighting before the shenanigans start at this rate.
punk isn't even from chicago, he's from lockport
>>19973644post it
>>19973638take your meds
Who was in the cuck chair in the background?
Randy is looking hella pink
i just want to say thank you to everyone in the thread. this has been quite nice and pleasant.
HUMBLE
Who’s that mysterious person sitting down in the background?!
HEY
STILLHUMBLE
>>19973655Agreed but hes not winning. 0% chance. Shenanigans will ensue.
who should retire randy?
Logan Chads we got this right?
>>19973677I am also finishing up a lovely shit.
Hell yeah Logang, this is what I call a main event
will masketta man appear tonight?
>>19973687Gunther
Okay; two minutes of fighting before the shenanigans begin.
>Logan and Theory are the "Rockers">Logan is the Michaels, Theory is the Jennetty
>>19973689LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19973690i used to hate it but grew to like the idea of clearing my body of garbage.
Logan being WWE champion would literally kill the company
>>19973706Sngroli Ort
>>19973687Me
>>19973711from drowning in money maybe
>>19973711Sorry I meant to say Elevate the companyhe literally gets a million views every week on his youtube
>>19973706some random staff guy that got in the shot
>>19973687cena
Nobody appreciates Logan having an actual tron opening like the good old days. He and Kit are the chemo.
>>19973687You know it, I know it, EVERYONE knows it!
FAATUUUUUU
Say it with me and Cornette: a-woooo!
I miss Fatu wearing tank tops
>>19973751What that tongue do?
>>19973756kevin...
FATU gotta fix that guthis pants too tight the muffintop is crazy
Logan Paul powerlevel > Jacob Fatu
>>19973751need that tongue slathering my faggot asshole with spit and then slowly peeking into my hole as I cum.
>Bron booked to get screwed by masked man at EC>hurt losing dick turning over announce table>Next man up from the Vision booked to get screwed by masked man at EC>hurt by fat lodged in arm midmatch>Yeeter impromptu winner, but he's not in the Vision so he can't get screwed by a masked man at EC>"hurt">Next man up from the Vision.....
>>19973771Bit gay that.
>>19973771anon....
>>19973771
Why does every match have a suicide dive spot?
>>19973771Shane would never say that
Why doesn't Austin Theory simply just hit Logan and get him the win by DQ?
im scratching between my ass crack
>Logan Paul knows how to get under dives unlike Harley Cameron
drew is going to come out and cost fatu the matchdrew's gimmick is that he never lies and tells uncomfortable truths.when he says he didn't attack fatu and bust his teeth, he's telling the truth. when he says he didn't attack jey, he's telling the truth.now he's gonna come out in like a "i said it wasn't me, but this was" way and cost jacob for sullying his name.not to mention that he and logan are canonically friends and he'll help his friend if it benefits him.
>>19973795Digging for gold I see
>>19973795too much curry?
>>19973788Do you know him in real life?
I got to get some Denny's... 5.99 for a meal?
Deonna and Maclin on Smackdown
are jacob's teeth shoot fucked, all 3 men in the ring are talking a lot
yeah im sorry but Logan Paul moves tickets more than Jacob Fatu
>Deonna gets more TV time on Smackdown every week than in AEW
>>19973800Checks out
Paul should use the Zig Zag instead of a frog splash as his finisher
bos my sister just tweerked in my face with big booty
>Jey was sent to a local hospital>hospitalUh oh, Vince wouldn't like that if he was still here
crowd is very hot, they were saving it for this match
Holy BASEDChrist is King
LoGOAT is so good
>>19973834Do the needful then, saar
>>19973836i saw an obese woman though
>>19973818yeah indians love Logan
>>19973840Many people are saying this
HOW DOES HE NO SELL THE NUT SHOT
>>19973852fuck off tranny
....what
That's totally a different dude
who
>Fatu>his gimmick is he’s fat
JACK CARTWHEEL IS THE MASKETTA MAN
WHO
Literally who
A Seth minion.
It's an elaborate ruse!
>Masked man
WHO?
BASED DREW
My GOAT is better than yours. Based Logan for loving browns.
WHOM'ST'DVE???
>>19973800HOLY SHIT what coin should i invest in?
Sliding refs always look great
Literally mystery niggas
DREWBROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>19973859GMS
A Vision-affiliated heel replaced the Vision-affiliated heel. I, for one, am shocked.
Cheers, Logang
Are you telling me a literal who flew all the way to Saudi to fuck Bronnetty up?
HUMBLE BROS
>Logan and Bouncy are going to fight in the air at EC
>>19973886ywnbaw
Theory and Logan are pretty dimes together.
>>19973877HUMBLEFUCK ICE
who even is that
Kek Bron Burried got annihilated by a nobody at the Rumble
Logan injecting some fucking life into things is refreshing
>>19973895how the fuck are they gonna top this one
>Surely that was a fake mask man and the real one will come next>no follow up to the literally whoDid haitch just end the mask plot as some guy?
>it was literally me under the mask
10/10 Smackdown because of the protagonist of wrestlingElimination Chamber is saved
>>19973895Indians wet dream
>>19973895Based
>>19973866>Paul heyman guy
>>19973913This unironically
i like bron breakker but there is literally no reason that the vision story should be about crowning him instead of loganlogan is a true heel, one of the last real heat magnets, and when the inevitable theory babyface turn comes, the crowd is way more likely to get behind him if it's against logan than bron
>>19973911I don't think Logan was actually supposed to pull the mask off.
At least the right guy won, and we got rid of Jey, but man Theory can't even get a single crumb of push
Interesting how so many people starting liking Logan after he came out and said Fuck Ice
>>19973926
>>19973925he definitely was, the guy would have ran away or stopped him or the cameras wouldn't have gotten his face or something if he wasn't
>>19973926Theory's there to take the pins from the rest of the group
>>19973899you will never touch a woman, jeetcel
>>19973926Theory being part of the vision is a push
LOGAN WIN I KNEW SO Yessssssssss
>>19973911Masked man stomps Logan at EC, unmasks as Bad Bunny. They needed to do this misdirect tonight so no one mistakes Bad Bunny for the guy who attacked Bron at Rumble. After all the injuries, they scrapped whatever that had initially planned.
>>19973839That’s the catholic cross
Logan best super star in WWE
>>19973911Probably because bron and reed are both out so they wanted to tie up loose ends
I don't follow Logan outside WWE so at first I thought the unmasked man was one of his podcast co-hosts or another e-celeb. Instead it's gonna be a fake fan Seth minion
>>19973950Why the fuck is Bad Bunny doing this?
>>19973982seth asked nicely
>Logan Paul shows up on a random SmackDown because Sneed and Jey are being massive pussies>wins>gets put into the next PPVFucking amazing.I hope he wins. He deserves a major WrestleMania match.
>>19973982Logan is his neighbor on the island and he's four months past due on his coke payments
>>19973950I'm okay with this as long as Logan Paul pins Bad Bunny
>>19973993But he's not going to fight against drew. We all know it'll be Cody vs Drew
>>19974009You're assuming that any of these guys will avoid getting injured by Wrestlemania. At this rate we might be having an NXTmania.
act surprised when the real masked man appears tomorrow
>>19974008From what I understand Logan vs Bad Bunny is already penciled in for WM42. At first it seemed like a strong rumor, but once I heard Logan announced tonight as "from Puerto Rico by way of Cleveland, Ohio," it's a lock. There's no reason to bother mentioning Puerto Rico otherwise. Logan will win it clean.
>>19974051He's announced that way every time
>>19974122Oh. Regardless, it establishes a connection between Logan and Bunny that can be used to later explain the backstory over why they're at odds.
>>19974196Bad bunny is banned by the chuds in charge of gayWWE. So, no.
>>19974250Kid Rock will 100% be involved in the match
