*flops*
>>19975710Kek what a dip shit. Chelsea too because she probably begged Paul to hire him.
>>19975710It was expected after Zig Man got a bigger pop, but I'm happy he's around for Chelsea's sake.
>>19975710Couples who go back to the same company usually reek of insecurity.
What is the Matt Cardona character even? “Dude that works hard”? At least Zack Ryder was a meathead guido gimmick
>>19975741This.
>>19975741yeah nobody wants this Matt Cardona bullshit. We "want" Zack Ryder.
The only way to salvage this run is to have his opponent shove an action figure up his ass in an unplanned spot. Risky but I think it would create some buzz.
I mean what did you expect while Paul is booking
>>19975710He spent all those years away on the Indies and still wrestles the exact same as he did as Zack Ryder the jobber...
>>19975741He’s alwayz ready bro. And he’s not finished. What’s so hard to understand?
They should go all in on the figure collector gimmick, he can plan his matches with the figures in backstage vignettes and at some point he could go heel and bring in Papa Shango to put a voodoo curse to harm his opponents using the figures. This stuff writes itself.
>>19975710He was never meant to be more than enhancement talent. At least that's what i hope and it seems that way so far. We dont need any Zack Ryder focused angles in 2026.
Flop? He's in his signed lithograph era. He spent a decade doing the starving artist schtick now he gets 7 figures just to do jobs
>>19975873Hey Matt nobody believes your getting a milly
>>19975819No homo, but this is actually a great gimmick idea that would get over hard.
>>19975881You don’t have to believe a fucking thing, his prototypes and unreleased figure collection is worth more than you’ll make in your entire life wage-slaving and it’s 10~ percent of his collection. And that’s before a WWE contract.
>>19975895Chelsea calm down
>>19975810he always looked clunky and unathletic to me, like he's never played a sport in his life but spent all day in the gym
>>19975726I mean it's hard to get a bigger pop than the word sayer
>>19975917He didn’t, he played in his room with toys until he was like 21
>>19975890Thanks, fren (full homo).
>>19975881He's absolutely getting a milly because fucking everyone gets a milly these days. AEW forced WWE to raise salaries
>>19975803>>19975819Great idea anons.
Buddy clears this bum.
>>19975958Sure they did wheels
>>19975710He needs to bring back radio plain and simple, I understand it may be a bit dorky and he wants to distance himself from Ryder but at the very least he can remix it into his new edgelord grunge theme or whatever that is.With that being said he’s not a flop at all he’s getting paid putting over young talent getting tv time and will probably get a. Backstage role eventually working with his wife, that’s a win considering he was begging for a job for like 5 years straight
this faggot jerking himself off on his podcast since getting re-signed is some of the worst content in the world
needs a heel turn
