It's The Debut Of Protokada And We'll Hear From Both World Champions On A Jammed Packed Collision!...Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from Mission Ballroom in Denver, CO8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!>Tomohiro Ishii vs. Andrade El Idolo>Sisters Of Sin vs. Kris Statlander & Thunder Rosa>We'll Hear From AEW World Champion MJF!>We'll Hear From AEW Women's World Champion Thekla!>Protokada vs. Top Flight>Timeless Toni Storm vs. Zayda Steel>Don Callis Family vs. Death Riders in an 8-Man Tag Match>Tommaso Ciampa vs. Jay Lethal>The Brawling Birds in Action!** 14 Days Out From Revolution **
>>19976282BASED
>>19976282Buddy surely arrives.
>>19976309NOBODY LIKES BUDDY!
>>19976319Hey man. You don’t have to yell at me. This is my way of coping.
We'll be watching
Blessed evening with a Jamie match.
Julia really hasn’t looked as good as she had last month. wtf did she do. Keep that shit.
>>19976282CM Punk won
There calling Protokada "pinky and the rain"
>Zayda SteelI will watch your show
>>19976416Fired with cause bitch
>>19976282I will be seated
>>19976346Tony books on Julia on literally every single show. Big Shotty must let him sit in the cuck chair and watch every night.
>>19977047>gets fired and goes on to main event wrestlemania Damn it must suck for him
The US just invaded Iran so it will be competing with important news, btw. Just in case the viewership is down.
>>19976309>>19976319
>>19977385>he still thinks main eventing sloppamania means anythinglmao
>>19977419The ayatollah wasn’t a fan of Buddy. He had to be put down.
This is the game
>>19977450If I was Toni I’d lose only to hotWomen
>>19977450and i was trying to make it through today without gooning
>>19977439Ah shit, Jericho is dead?!
Thank God some decent fuckin wrestling today
>>19977579You need to get a life
>>19977620>cries about someone not liking their wrestling show>tells someone else to get a life whew
>>19977620cry into your slop bitch
>>19976282i'm watcing for skye blue
I will also watch EC in case buddy is in the box :)
>>19978127I hope Buddy dies.
>>19978127Grim
>>19978135We’ll all die one day.
Brappin birds ftw
>>19976282LOLAEW
but who are they brawling with?
>>19978543any cunts get in their way
>>19976416Many are saying this
>>19976282I just finished catching up on Dynamite, that 10 man tag was like a free mini AitA. Tony is too good to us.
>>19977439caught and compromised to a permanent end I'm afraid
>>19976282Based
buddylmao
>>19978817I bet Buddy would love this post
whenever Buddy's not on the screen, all the other characters should be asking "where's Buddy?"
took some mdma and finna watch tonight t. eurofag
>>19978965Doesn't mdma make you super horny? What type of experience are you hoping to get watching Collision like that?
>>19978998Doesn't make me horny, makes me definitely faster and less sleepy though
>>19978965I can't believe there's people who watch pro wrestling sober
20 minutes faggorinos
this ec is boring as shit. im ready for some comfy collision
>>19979059One time I played WWF No Mercy high and when I busted open the CPU with a steal chair I freaked out and turned it off. I've never had a good experience with weed. It's always been freaking out or paranoia
>>19979059I've been to 8 AEW shows in the past two years and have been on shrooms for 7 of them, two shows were on back to back nights at the bingo hall.
>hes watching collision over elimination chamber
>>19979119every single year
>>19979119The best thing about social media is that people post the best parts on social media almost in real time. You really don't need to watch WWE "live" or on ESPN or whatever
>>19979119it's a sleeper elimination chamber, why would I bother with it
>>hes watching collision over elimination chamber
>>19979119can you believe it?
>>19979059I got my friend into wrestling because we were looking for stupid shit to watch while high & drunk and it's perfect stupid fun.
>>19979119No aew tranny is doing this, they all fucking hate watch WWE, especially to keep track what CM Punk is doing
>>19979210Id need to drink MD20/20 to watch that dogshit
>>19979119It's called having a clue
>>19979210lol but also how the fuck are you making such HD webm. fuck I have to compress my shit just to hit the 3.80mb mark and it ends up looking like shit
>>19979210lmfao>>19979246the wrestling would make me puke before the mad dog
>>19979210oh
>>19979287nta but just look for a better apptheres all kinds
>>19979210heel maneuver
>>19979119Yes, ever since there's been a Collision.
Shit ton of comped tickets for WWE Elimination Chamber lol
>>19979234No, that's just one of your schizophrenic coping mechanisms I'm afraid.
Late Collision. Squeakfloor is in OT
>>19979441OH NO NO NO NO
>FITE stream delayed 1 hour randomly todayAAAAAAAGHHHH WHYYYYY
>>19979234Says the guy ignoring the PPV to cry about AEW
>>19979473you better be ribbing me rn
I got my Oikos 15g protein nonfat yogurt ready to go for Collision!
beckysisters...
I'm here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately
>>19979525Bowens should finally tag with Hologram to make Homogram
>>19979520That Irish phenotype really prominent on her side profile
>>19979525El Clon put on an absolute clinic with Mox, I think I'm ready to be assimilated.
>>19979525Assimilate, bitch
SATURDAYSAT - UR - DAY
MJF opening the show!
>that anon who said Collision was preempted was just talking a load of shitekek what a knob-end
I really thought the Tonester was gonna come out there
>>19979559lies>>19979563no
Kevin R Knight
>>19979587>yet another MJF feud centers around pocket changewhy are they like this
im glad big kev is getting more mic timehe still needs to improve but he clears every NXT shitter by a country mile
>>19979646I didnt like him at first but I warmed up to him after seeing the Hey EW episodeMiss RJster like you wouldn't believe
kevin knight is a cornball
>>19979646He's pretty damn great and has been since his debut in AEW.
>>19979646fed wanted this dude doing rolls at the PC, he graduated from the dojo ffs
MJF gonna drop the nigger bomb
>>19979664He did a good job. He's just gonna get better
you cant call black people the I word Max
>Big Hebrew
>>19979646I think he needs to be a heel and be a real mean motherfucker to unlock his potential
>MY ANCESTORS OWNED YOURS YOU UPPITY LITTLE COONMax that was a little much man
Big Hebrew vs. Big Melonin this Wednesday
>>19979692bad timing on that one max
>MJF getting mogged by fucking Kevin Knightholy grimola
NIPSBROS WE ON ALERT
I hope Kevin night doesn't Google which tribe owned the slave ships
>>19979714>bad timingbut enough about the ayatollah KWABOTY
What does Pac's diet consist of?
>>19979740roids
>>19979694Swerve could be getting a stable. Getting away from the horse fucker power ranger couldn't hurt either.
Kevin Knight sounded a little monotone. Gotta add some spice to his voice a little bit. Some personality and he's set
bros i miss best friends like you wouldnt believe
>>19979719What's wrong with that? Kevin was always based
the whole team doing push ups was funny
Uh, Lethal, you forgot to clean the coke on your beard...
kek at the Deathriders doing pushups at ringside
MOX ON COMMENTARY
>death riders doing group push upsBIZASED
Claudio's mask is DIMES >Mox on commentarygreat
claudio's mask makes him look more like a fetish gear model than a luchador
Rocky is an asset in chicanery and pin eating
>Mox on commentaryfuck yea nigga
>>19979740Full English with extra beans
ICE IS BASED
>>19979234That part
>>19979780I'd love a Mox and Danielson desk, preferably for Dark. Taz is there also.
>>19979772yeah but he's a midge
EVERYBODY DIES!
I like that DG isn't dressed like he's going to gym class
>>19979794I think you might just want to have sex with Claudio
>>19979831He isn't really, I thought that for some reason at first too because of his style. Maybe he should work on that too.
>>19979823Tony make this happen!
Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp
>>19979864zesty
Based Pac protecting Yuta's baldness
>take the advantage of the advantageMox is truly a wordsmith
hat spots are poppin me
>>19979858needs to get on whatever regimen Fletcher and Takeshita got on to bulk up
>>19979895>and you see the results in the fruits of the happening
yuta doing an herculean effort in keeping that beanie in place
>>19979958Suction cups to his bald head
>>19979949At this point I'm convinced Mox is back to drinking
Trent?
HBO owes me pip
did Mox just talk about manhandling Renee when she gets out of the shower
We're 2 weeks away from Revolution. Hope the next 2 weeks of AEW programming really ramps up. Gotta make Revolution can't-miss
That was hell of motivation by Mox
Was Mox's voice always this gravely?
Garcia got a clue and ditches the basketball shorts
>>19979912he's a natural athlete, should be able to bulk a lot
>>19980100Mox literally just decided to un-faggot Garcia and so far he's doing well
>PRIMAL's on tomorrowhell yeah
>>19980118Just let Spear die
>>19979989>>19980096Alcoholism leaves lasting effects
>>19980100I remember Raven doing like one of those ol ROH shoot interviews where he says that wrestlers need to invest in themselves especially if they are getting tv time and keep the gear tight
I saw the bald!
>>19979989>>19980096he decided to quit drinking by doing every other drug instead>ok honey, I promise I won't drink anymore *snorts heroin*
>>19980148Raven wrestling in jean shorts because he legit had like a 10 inch penis
>NigelTOP KEK
>>19980148Good gear always gets mark points from me
>>19980167what did he see in the flames?
It just hit me that Tony needs to book Toni Storm vs Yuta at Revolution. It's would be a "special attraction" match
EVERYBODY'S BAAAAAAAAAAALD
>>19980167
Rockybros...
based rocky earning his pay
>>19980210would get some headlines
>>19980135can't, there's killin' needs doin'
i like that mox is now an enthusiastic dad for yuta
>>19980238>come on, me and your uncle Claudio are bald, it's not so bad
Takeshita is the only guy that could pull off those pants
ze alfa
Based Takeshita willing to take all the Death Riders
>>19980274because he legit looks like he could grant you 3 wishes
Takeshita loves the parachute pants. I don't
>>19980236Mox sees this when old and haggard Renee showers
AEW is better than it's ever been right now.
>>19980274He's stealing his wife's swag
>>19980325lucky bastard
>>19980339technically true, but it doesn't have the magic it did early on i guess that's sort of a honeymoon thing though
>>19980311They're passed down for generations from his samurai ancestors
>my mommy knows my storayyyyyyyy
MURH SHADARW KNORWS MAH STORAH
>>19980420>His wife looks like a grandma I don't know why they both look so old
luv Lethal
>>19980447they've watched a lot of RAW
>>19980379We're all just well fed now after starving for so long
>>19980493Ain't that the truth.
I bet $200 on Draft Kings that Lethal is going to win this match
>>19980515the parody stuff was kinda cool back in the before times
>>19980515same
Aw shit, Ciampa is dead!
>>19980564I bet 30k on Draft Kings that Tony Schiavone will say "man isn't this great you guys" during hour 2 of Collision
Tony I'm beggin' ya to send this shitter back to TNA
perfectly cromulent match
>>19980593>1.01
I enjoyed a Jay Lethal match. I'm usually very meh about his matches but this was okay
Sheilas!
i like me some blonde bimbos
sexy austrailan bimbos
>feeding the screeching harpies to the bidsI don't know how I feel about this
I want to like the Iconics because they're funny but god damn I wish they could wrestle
These Sheilas are maybe good on the mic so maybe that's why Tony hired them?
BIGEEF
>>19980678I can count at least 4 reasons.
I don't care if fags can't buy a house
>>19980690Their eyes?
GRANDEBOEUF
>>19980668You could have unlikable lesbians with septum piercings and domestic violence instead
Conners has nice pecs
kino tarantino video package
Who did Ace Austin rape to get memory holed so fast?
I'm still not sure if Winsor's ass is nice or disgusting
anyone else thinks it's weird Connors and Gabe still havent got the 'is all elite' gfx
their gimmick should be that they're always drunk and they also go into the crowd and drink fans' beer too
>>19980734Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
nice video package but Connors is still gormless
Justified "Lets Go Birds" chants RIGHT NOW! Thank you all for watching Saturday Night AEW Collision RIGHT NOW
the brawling brappers
>>19980749Only cause he joined the cursed Bang Bang Gang
>>19980749I think they're waiting for more members of gangbanggang to be healed up before he'll appear more
WINDSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Jamie needs to yell out HAYTAH!!!
>>19980707They had eyes?
>>19980761their gimmick should be they both beat the shit out of me
They're making chubby girl move
>me when I see the Brawling Birds
give that camera man a raise
The fat jobber joshi is kinda cute.
Jamie's ass on the cam like that my goodness
>>19980805maybe on planet joshipedo
>that Hayter ass shot
>this match
At least Windsor knows that her goblin thinks pokemon is lame and gay now
there is nothing sexual about windsor. like i cannot imagine a scenario where she is in the least tiniest bit sexually provocative in any kind of positive way. it's amazing really.
RUSH AND DRALISTICOLFIBROS WE'RE BACK
Jamie has finally gotten a clue since her return. This updated gimmick works so much better and damn her ass is magnificent.
PORNOOOOOOSTAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
>RUSH is backhell yea
Well at least one of those four teams will get a slight push
PROTOKADAROTOKADA
>Kyle Fletcher
is he wearing one of skye's head things?
PROTOKAAADAAAAAA!!
Pinky!
DoesFletcher have the worst gear of all time?
>>19980818
I hate Okada's new theme song more than ever
Bros..
>>19980897Evil Buu looking motherfucker
>>19980864>>19980892>Protokata
get sky flight OFF MY TV except for the women
>>19980825Protokada...!
i like pissed off schiavone
>>19980902it grew on me, it's on my gym playlist now
>>19980958grew on me as well but i got too much feelcoin invested into his old one
>auxiliary membersomehow lower than the rocky-trent-lance axis of shittery
>>19980897Fletcher needs unnecessary thigh pads like Ahmed Johnson used to wear
>D*x graphic on my screenWay to ruin an excellent episode
Darius got thick
coming in, it WAS in fact dan hausen in the box
Fletcher always has his ass hanging out
>Danhausen was in the box and got no reaction
This match should have ended minutes ago
Okada has the best shit eating grin in the business
PROTOKADA
>>19981181Ah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah
>>19981236>anyone comes outta a box is instantly over
>>19981309kek what a great friend
>>19981236lmao, he was such a shitter good riddance
Protokada too stronk ples nerf
I love how happy Okada is to say protokada every time
>>19981371they hired him specifically to carry CM Punk's bags in and out of the building
Knight talking a lot now
love kazu
>AEW has Okada on TV right now>meanwhile the sloppy shop has... *checks catalog* ...DanhausenWe're living the funniest timeline
PROTOKADA... BIIIIIITCH
>>19981236is wwe going to allow him to resume selling bootleg merch
>>19981419lmfao say this out loud and it's 10x funnier
Dub is cookin', this should lead to a Okada vs Hangman title feud
>>19981236he actually got boo'd
>the 12,000 members of the DCFthey do roll deep, much like the Wu
Not Dasha can get it
Loofah!
doing zayda dirty here not letting her have an entrance
>Darby and OCtoo fucking powerful
Zayda has great vibes I hope she learns ball
>>19981496imagine motorboating that tummy
Zayda tried that Riho lewd pin
>>19981502Not cool
Thank you Big Tone Dawg for blessing my night with another booty match
Zayda has some nice assets on her
Zayda bros...
it is absurd how badly the aew women mog the wwe women
WOMENS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP WOMENS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Toni and Zayda need to have a bra and panties match.
NEW THREAD>>19981630>>19981630>>19981630>>19981630>>19981630
YUTASISTERS NOOO
BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD
Luther was laughing at bald Yuta
Hook collecting Japanese wrestlers
sorry no gays in the ops
>>19981236kek thought you guys were trollinghttps://twitter.com/TheDrainmaker/status/2027930159224062391
Stat daddy
Thunder Rosa turning into a tia
>>19981810wait until they find out he's the worst wrestler on their entire roster
I like this Statlander look
HBO where's my Pip?!
I don't know what that move was
Skye's booty looking nice
That was a hell of a suplex
Juliabros...
Champion Thekla was the right choice
>>19979234LOL this is actually happening in real time, but instead of Punk they are all mad Danhausen escaped Khantanamo Bay
