Gobbledy Gooker 2.0
GRIM
Greatest merch seller AEW ever had btw
>>19981387Derpy 80s kids at least cheered for the gooks. No likes this dweeb
Good lord I thought mania tickets weren't selling? this is their best idea?
>>19981451He was the last dimes they had?
>>19981387>>19981423DOA, 'fraid so
he got no pop
this is fucking hillarious
>>19981387All that build up for just another guy with an ugly chest tattoo
This guy got michin reactions.
>>19981423KWABOTM
>>19981484Literally sold 5x more merch than any other talent in the company.
>>19981423https://x.com/TheCovalentTV/status/2027929214289158580 hahahahahaahah
>>19981712And this is entertaining how
>>19981712counterfeit bootleg merch doesn't count
>>19981451Kek if true
Tony fumbled? Must be a day ending in Y
>>19981423Not watching...was he inside the box?
>>19981423Kek the rEtards thought they were getting Jericho
Based TK waiting until Halloween is long over to let him go
>>19981451So what you're telling me is drones are happy about signing someone the tranny reddit company liked?
>>19981387WRESTLECRAP.
>>19981451Yeah but it was bootleg and out of his car trunk.
>>19981387trannies ate this slop up
fed is cooked breh
>>19981387At least he actually has a gimmick and isn't just another generic athletic wrestler who is just happy to be here.
I didn't think it would be him cause to me the better way to introduce him would've been having him in the background of segments for awhile until one day someone says something that makes him charge in and start talking. Don't think he really lands with a clueless audience like this, while segments are his strongest aspect
Top 10 debut of all time. Trending #1 on X. He's Overhausen
>>19983026what's his gimmick exactly? being a faggot who points at stuff?
>>19981387I just never got the whole Danhousen thing. And I don't mind comedy wrestling at all. I just don't see how he's funny. Like, holy shit, he talks in a funny voice! What a thigh slapper. Is that what it is? Fuck.
>>19983085>what's his gimmick exactly?Tune in for RAW on Monday night and find out yourself.
The girls in the skin tight leather bodysuits were based, but everything else was cringeworthy.
man i was fucking a tranny while watching elimination chamber at her home. She got angry when this jobber appeared kek
>>19983085Yes, which means he has more personality than 90% of the roster
>>19983153Based pre op or post op?
>>19981387Man I haven't kept up with wrestling for a while now, didn't knew Finn Balor was looking this grim
>>19983153Many such cases. Check the threads.
>>19983173Pre op she still has a dick and actually it was inside me when danhausen came out
>>19983165it's custom made for him to point at the Mania sign for a cheap pop every year
>>19981387Screenshot this. Danhausen is main eventing Mania and will retire Gunther
>>19983173pre op, but a nice fat ass. She was taller than me kek
>>19983216Any Mania in specific or every single one until he retires Gunther?
If Paul wants to be a fag then keep this bullshit on NXTransThose faggots are pseud-gayewtists anyway
kinda wierd how wwe debuted this guy because they have trained their audience to only watch/care for wwe programming only, so I dunno what they were expecting bringing out a dude who has been off tv for like 2 years from a completely different company and have him come out in a ppv of all places, deadass have they done this in nxt he gets some polite clapping and some cheers
>>19981387>you now remember when aewtists loved him until he was friends with cm punk
>>19981786please understand, dronies think pro wrestling is about how can hawk the most merch for dude wipes
>>19983277It's like when Cornette expected the Basham brothers to get a monster poo in TNA
>>19981467Danhausen isn't wrestling at WrestleMania. They're just doing Punk a favor and hiring his buddy.
>>19981490I can't stand Danhausen, but you must be deaf or something. He got a pop initially, then as the entrance went on people were basically like "This guy's just gonna dance around with these goth women?" and lost interest.
wwe crowd shoot booed him.sad man
>>19983230Extremely based did you give her a reach around?
>>19983114It's a lot of horror movie nerd references. His theme music is Monster Mash/Munsters theme song adjacent. It's nerd bullshit. He's going to flop in WWE because it's such a niche gimmick that has no place on a big platform. That's why it worked with nerd fans on the indies in the first place.
>>19981387Another Dwayne hire, not sure why Rock likes this dude so much
>>19981387Was he the one in the box?
>>19983379It was Vince
>>19983345They were expecting Chris Jericho and got a comedy jobber instead. What did you think was going to happen? He would have gotten a better reaction just randomly debuting on Raw or something, not being hyped up like he was.
>>19983390Russo?
>>19983375He hasn't been involved since last year. He thought he could usurp the WrestleMania main event, got shut down, and said fuck this.
>>19983391why the fuck would jericho be in a box for 2 weeks
>>19983439its like metallica saidhes the man in the box
Apparently the box was shipped to WWE by AEW and it had a tag that said "do not ship back to sender" lol based Tonester!
>>19983085He's like a supervillain antithesis of Hurricane.
>>19981387This is what WWE needs. Another smuck with KISS makeup
>>19981387Who is this skinny dweeb? Why the fuck did WWE think this would be some big reveal?
>>19983277>they have trained their audience to only watch/care for wwe programming onlyThey promote TNA weekly, and have sent wrestlers to NOAH and Marigold, and also mention New Japan on TV when it's relevant.
Didn't even bother to hit the gym before his WWE "debut" if you even call whatever the hell that was a debut. Shameful shit. Game is gone
>>19981387>>19981423The crowd popped for Danhausen. Smarks are seething to absolute death and pretending he got booed because they can't stand yet another talent escaping from the tranny rodeo. Also that thick Danhausen girl, god fucking damn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlBpb23q3-o
>>19981387AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>Cornette clip already upoh no no no no no no no no no
>>19983547>they edited in cheersholy fuck wwe is pathetic
>>19981387
>>19983565I'm sure you can provide a clip with the "original audio" where they booed him, right? Surely butthurt smarks aren't making things up.>>19983572That's the one
How did punketty get enough pull to have his little friends hired straight to main?
>>19983607Danhausen's a dimes machine. It'd be insane to have him waste away in NXT. You debut him on the main roster and watch the merch fly off the shelves.
>>19983607Danhausen has always been well known for selling lots of merch. So Punk probably sold it to them that way. >Think of the merch sales!
>>19983589https://x.com/TheCovalentTV/status/2027929214289158580you can compare them and literally here the cheer get cranked in the posted version, of course also fading out well before the crowd boos
>>19983641Well known aka made up
>>19983572I want to have sexhausen with the Danhausen girls.
>>19983649
>>19983572holy fucking braphausen
>>19983660OK then, they hired him for nothing. Idiot.
>>19983649cooked that pig
>>19983673Damn that looks good
>>19983649>>19983673>>19983697>here's the clip with the boos, bro!>posts clip with no boos>replies to himself twiceYup, that's about what I expected kek
>>19983572Pretty sure that's his wife.
>>19983703>2 likes>237 viewsWow
>>19983721Her wife is some prostitute
>>19983717>can't understand crowd noise unless they're piped in by the feddrones are this far gone
>>19983717you're pathetic
>>19983732he's not wrong, who was asking for danhausen anyways, wwe already has mr iguana on the payroll for much cheaper
>>19983572off topic-ish but makes me think of the stardom show last night. luchadoras on the card with their asses hanging out. it was based
what is his gimmick anyway? he looks like jack perry doing a sting cosplay for halloween.
>>19983717U Are Faggot
>>19983736You're pretending Danhausen got booed because you're infinitely butthurt about him leaving AEW. Next time he appears on TV he'll get cheered yet again and you'll shit there, with shit in your diaper and tears in your eyes, screaming "n-no! they're booing him! that's what the voices in my head tell me!".
>dronEs having to stutter their way to liking Cuckhausen with the “b-b-but he sells merch!!” cope
>>19983747>>19983760Kek keep seething and talking to yourself, tranny. You can't stop Danhausen from printing moneyhausen in WWEhausen and it's driving you insanehausen.
>>19983774It's fucking danhausen. Why are you defending this guy with your life. Genuinely pathetic as fuck
>>19983774I don't watch AEW and given the response to Danhausen's debut nobody else does. Why are you denying reality to simp for this dimeless AEW reject?
>>19983778You don't seem to get it. Everyone in AEW is a cringe fag because they're in AEW. Once they're in WWE they become based. You will never understand this as an AEW fan. The thing making the talent cringe was AEW itself
>>19983774?>>19983778he did well on pro wrestling tees during covid, that's about it. doesn't really mean anything
>>19983778I have never ever seen a living soul in the wild wearing a dan hausen shirt, I've seen people wear OTC, CM Punk, NWO, Austin. Never ever from that indie geek.
>>19983299>get a monster poo in TNAkek
>>19981387VERY EVIL VERY NICE VERY EVIL VERY NICE
>>19983802these people are either disingenuous or actually stupid.
>>19983778it really is pathetic lmao
>>19983791Why are you so upset about a goofy comedy wrestler jumping ship from AEW to WWE? Is it because he's going to move ridiculous amounts of merch and you're dreading the inevitable consensus that Tony fumbled?
>>19983799If the fanbase acts like total marks you're gonna get shit wrestling. It needs a healthy feedback loop to function. True for every company.
>>19983832you're trying too hard
>>19983832>Danhausen outside the arena selling shirts out of his car as we speakkek
>>19983572That's his wife, Braphoggen
I take it the average Edrone wasn't a fanhausen?I hate that. Danhausen is based and TK legit fumbled him. I dont watch WWE but I hope he succeeds there. Hearing him booed just goes to prove the old adage about throwing pearls before swine.
>>19983826get a life dude
>>19983801>>19983802>please ignore how Danhausen was AEW's top merch seller>p-pleaseAll Tony had to do was keep booking him and he'd still be in AEW moving merch for them. Don't be angry at Danhausen or WWE. Be angry at Tony for fumbling the ballhausen.
>>19983866You're the only one that appears to be angry
>>19983832Wrestling is already too goofy right now, I don't want to see this shit. As far as I know tony barely used this guy anyway so I don't see the point in console warring. I don't even mind this guy necessarily but the debut was horrible. Should have just had him appear in a backstage segment one day. Hyping him up and then thinking everyone would know and care about him when he came out was retarded.
>>19983859he, the pig, will continue to deny reality to stand up for WWE
>>19983871>I'M NOT MAD YOU'RE MADAnd here we see the last resort of the seething smark. I accept your surrender.
>>19983866Danhausen wasn't a big merch seller in AEW. Charted for a few weeks for the meme and then everyone got sick of him.
>>19983859get a job dude
>>19983917you work at mcdonalds at best
I don't even hate Danhausen, but that reception was fucking BRUTAL.
LEL ITS LIKE HIS GIMMICK BRO ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THATso WWE just signed the fucking most AEW fucking faggot possible, might as well get orange cassidy too
Danhausen is on this very board right now trying to defend himself. It's so fucking funny.
>>19984015Why is Ice T's son like this?
>>19984031he's acting EXACTLY as I'd expect from a nepobaby
>>19984015No, because Orange Cassidy can actually wrestle. He had an all-time banger with Gabe Kidd tonight. I know because I watched Collision instead of Sloplimination Chamber.
>>19983998kek. Always pops me.
>>19984031Ice Cube, honkey.
>>19984085because you're the one that posts it
I've been reading the reactions online and it wouldn't surprise me one bit if this guy gets sent to NXT, WWE really overplayed their hand more than usual this time around
>>19984098Wow. Wrong AND a faggot. Sucks to be you.
>>19984079This. Danhausen is entertaining and is great as comedy relief but OC and most wrestlers in AEW and RoH can work circles around him. I'm saying that as a Danhausen fan too.
what did people expect? who the fuck else would be put in a box for weeks other than a guy whose gimmick is being a vampire?
>>19984123Pretty sure his gimmick is being a cringe faggot.
>>19984144that part
>>19984144nigga he puts curses on people in the ring and they're expected to sell it
>>19984122He definitely works better as a manager/distraction guy. Show up, curse everybody and leave.
FUNFUN FUN FUN
>>19984202why did he do a backstage interview instead of the usual post show live panel?
>>19984206a man can only take so many WE WANT VINCE chants
>>19984206many are asking this
average danhausen fan
>>19984206he's been getting heckled at them and he's visibly gotten to each time
>>19981387lmao bravo HHH
He's accepting Brock's open challenge at Mania and Danhausen is going over.
>>19984079>No, because Orange Cassidy can actually wrestlekek lets not push itdanhausen might be garbage but oc is too, he's better than danhausen but that's like saying eating dirt is better than eating shit
>>19981387This nigga is a true pleb filter. I have a based old boomer coworker that I talk old wrestling with, and Danhausen is one of the few modern gimmicks that pops him. Genuinely all the people that hate him suck. It's wild
>>19981387https://x.com/WRFurious/status/2027948730364710940
>>19984079>No, because Orange Cassidy can actually wrestle.someone post the selling against penta webm
>>19984269I love laughing at WWE
so faghausen was the one in the closet?
>>19984323yes, he came out of the closet and officially declared himself a punk bunny
As someone who likes both AEW and WWE, I have never understood the appeal of Danhausen. I’ve always figured it was a US thing. I’m also a horrorkino guy so I get the references but I just don’t think he’s very interesting in the ring or in promos.He fits much better in WWE than AEW though.
>>19981451i thought that was cm punk
>>19984202ARE YA HAVIN FUN MAKKEL?
>>19984259>>19984270he's the modern day Hogan, sorry you can't enjoy it because you're slop addicts
>>19984629idk, his humor is ironic and dorkywwe fans just want cornball
They debuted Gabbo without doing the Gabbo is Coming campaign.
Kek this one really got to Trevor he’s having a breakdown over a mid card comedy actSeethausen
>>19984629it's cm punk trying to prove that he "still gets it"TK might have booked him for one or two dates but punk wanted him around cause he found him funny then punk left in disgrace.
>>19983717Tranny post
>>19984782>Accuses someone of being slop addicts>Loves AEW
Notice how there are so many people in here pointing us to his good matches or clips of his best moments. Yeah, this is going to be fun
>>19985005Probably because he is a comedy guy
>>19985015So where is the clips of his funniest segments?
>>19985026On youtube presumably
>>19981451Yeah, he was selling the shirts at a flea market.
>>19983547Put your headphones on. The fan reaction was, "yaaaaaaaay...booooooooooh...crickets". T
>>19981387Gobbledy Cocksucker
>>19983721If that's his wife, she must have gained a ton of weight.
>>19983774Jesus Christ, no AEW fan misses this guy or feels butthurt. You can stop glazing Danhausen now. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>19985194Reminder his wife was a shoot prostitute and that child is from her former partner
>>19983572scott_steiner.gif
>>19983277Gaytch is a retard and thinks everyone is a smark so they'll all get it and be excited for random AEW guys even though nobody watches gAyEW so nobody except a very small portion of the audience will know who they are.
>>19985207She is a burlesque dancer, which is fairly cringe, but I wouldn't call it prostitution. She was probably one of the dancers, but I couldn't tell which one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eTV1aMvSeIBurlesque is more corny than sexy to me. I hope he's a happy man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INE1JUboZqw
>>19983572If they were smart they'd have Chickhausens go-go dancing every entrance like Godfather's hos.
They popped for the reveal and then booed because they expected him to do more than just walk down to the ring.
>>19985251They booed because it was fucking cringe.
>>19985246>defending danhausen being a shoot cuck raising another man's child whilst his wife whores herself outConsole wars are brain cancer
>>19985251they would of popped for anything coming out because it's a surprise, when the audience realized it was just some goofy geek
>>19985251They boo'd because they were like WTF is this shit.
>>19983774You have AEW Derangement Syndrome
>>19985260>Stepdad=cuckGo back to /pol/
>>19981451How much did he actually sell, though? Like 20 products? Whoopy do.Gayew is shit.
>>19983572This is the move that sees them replace Paul with Vince.
>Terrible debut>Bad matches>All around shit PPVHHH flopped AGAIN
>>19985635Not enough flips for ya?
>>19983572haha yes this chunky baddie 100% was the best moment of the entire show
>>19985635>The Chez, /pw/'s "archenemy", WON>LMAO Trite, one of /pw/'s boycrushes, LOST (as he usually does)Good enough for me.
>>19983866You even beat Tony an CM Punk for the most patethic wrestling figure
>>19985661I just started watching itAlexa and Rhea have zero physical chemistry but a lot of the other chemistry
>>19985642Aren't you supposed to like flips now that the yummy niggerino is doing them?This dronie didn't get his latest update.
>>19983649that pig got his ass COOKED
>>19985005https://youtu.be/5QbTrWqth-k?si=8eAHWvCcn0dwthXqThis was Danhausens best moment for me but the video cutting off early probably saved it
>>19986604I don't like Danhausen but I fucking died at this. One of the best comedy spots I've ever seen.
>>19985800He just replaced Ricochet in WWE who had been there for like 5 years. Stop crying, bitch
That turkey didn’t have goth baddies
>>19983802Wow, only AEW shills telling it's bad? Guess I'll have to believe them!
>>19981387Danhausen DSOTR just droppedhttps://x.com/NY_NativeJay/status/2028200839530123361
>>19985260you're literally arguing with danhausen
>>19987521its the one time the trannies are rightthis guy is the drizzling shits.
This Dan guy seems based
>>19989014Based on svengoolie
>>19989256Then bryan last and Cornette should love him. As long as Paul isn't as retarded as Tony and books wrestlers to sell his "curses" in matches...hopefully Punk will keep him in check
>>19983439they still never addressed how Cody was Vince's hand picked man to destroy Seff. and no one cares
I’m watching a compilation of streamers reacting to Danhausen’s debut and everyone loves it except for niggers. I think he is /ourguy/
>>19981387KWAGG
>>19981387Nah, the Gooker was at least man-sized.Dude looks like gender-confused 9 year-old.>Schmexy
Dude is dimeshausen
No Drawhausen
>>19981387What's the story?
>>19992253You like that pederast
>>19994687The story is Danhausen was fingered by Jade in a show of dominance and he didn't do anything about it
>>19997108Stop trying to make your fetish canon
