>Pre-Show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWwdYlXfU5oCard:* World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk takes on Finn Bálorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqcK_ojwhzE* Women’s Intercontinental Champion Becky Lynch vs. AJ Leehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGO25qtFwco* Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Je’Von Evans, Trick Williams, Logan Paul, and LA Knight to battle in the Men’s Elimination Chamber* Tiffany Stratton, Asuka, Alexa Bliss, Rhea Ripley, Raquel Rodriguez, and Kiana James qualify for the Women’s Elimination Chamber Match>Post-Show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYtzUiJmOx0
BBC edition!!
REAL THREAD
You stand inside the chamber not on top of it you fucking moron.
YEAH
>>19981573found the american
>he falls through
What does whoop that trick even mean?
>quite the r's surrounding this young manwhat did michael cole mean by this
>>19981549DEI chamber
Danhausen is winning this match
someone give me a link all my normal ones are cooked
>kill the crowd before the main event with that Scamhausen debutseriously fire triple h
Call the audible and have Trick win the title at WM
I can't get over the box. I feel sick.
>>19981573found the iranian
I'm OP and I love Trick's Willy
>>19981592Assault that prostitute
>>19981592beat up that fool
>>19981592Pimpin ain’t easy
LEMME JOB TO YA
this guy's entrance is taking forever
Let me job to ya!
>>19981592In WWE it means he’s gonna whoop your ass. It’s not hard to figure out.
POPERINO
(not too distant) future world champion
If Cody wins bros what will your reaction be? Will you be cheering for raheem?
Why can't we just get a sticky during events?
>>19981607The box was more over than it's contents it would seem
>>19981592country shit from mephis. surprisingly, even the whites in that region chant that shit.
AYOOOOOOOHUMBLE
its time LAbros
Hoghweels is seething that he lost another toy
>>19981592beat up that man who pays for prostitutes
Never watched a single Danhausen match, but he's hot.
LEMME PLUSH TO YA
Knight is not great, he's good. But in modern WWE, good = great.
>>19981633Guy looks great
>>19981634I'll pray that the ring explodes
>>19981592His name is Trick, and you whoop someone's ass, so it means whoop his (Trick's) ass.
>>19981634I forgot Cody was in this.
>>19981607HHH will push him for like maybe 2 weeks and then he'll be off TV for months, don't worry. He's not Roman's cousin, so you won't see much of him
This would be a tough time for someone to find out they’re claustrophobic
>>19981645Look at that face, he's not winningProb first elimination
>>19981634I'm always behind the Codester, but the main event scene needs some parity right now.
>>19981592Watch Hustle & Flow (2005)
Box was opened, no interest in the rest of the show.Good night /pw/
JobberKnightYEAH
>LA Knight looking like he’d rather be at homeIs it over LA Bros?
Attention knight fans:What you gonna do when he loses yet again?
>>19981549WWE isn’t behind Trick, look at how commentary talks about him during his entrance no hype at all, same with LA Knight watch how they talk about Cody Randy or Logan in comparison kek
>>19981617wrong
LA goes over. Brock gets his win back over Cody at WM which leads to Dark Rhodes.
>>19981649he's not black though, I forgot to mention I prefer black guys and BBC
>>19981592beat the shit out of the femboy trap
Trick Williams is not over. The entrance, the theme, the catchphrases and the footwear are over.
First time seeing danhausen and the dude's body makes him look like a fucking dork but that might be funny for the gimmick
can’t wait for the WHOOP THAT TRICK YEET WHOOP THAT TRICK YEET WHOOP THAT TRICK YEETand they just play each others theme songs back to back mid match
MICHAEL COLE BURIES "NEVER WINNING" WADE BARRETT
>>19981634fuck no. i love drew and like all the other guys in this match but i'm so fucking tired of cawdy with the belt. he needs to fuck off from the title scene for a little while.
>>19981645I'm going to feel really fucked on if you're wrong
remember when the undertaker caught on fire and had to sit in a pod for 20 minutes
>>19981681Same thing we do every night.Drink until we black out.
I wanna suck Logan's bellybutton
LOGOD IS HERE
>Knight having a bigger pop than Punk in ChicagoBetter give Jey a title shot, Triple Bypass
>Ricky Taints >Blake Monroe >Shawn Spears >Royce Hobbes Ok, which shitty aew faggot ass cocksucker can we sign to get zero reaction next?
>>19981693Sounds like someone wants them lemon pepper steppers up his ass
Tony fumbled DanHausen!
>>19981662Midcard comedy shit with Kit Wilson
I guess I don't know the men Cole, I guess I don't.Can someone explain what's the deal with the random commentary cuts? I don't understand it.
Imagine if Jake Paul were in the box.
>I'M STILL HUMBLE
>>19981692With fisticuff of penis?
>>19981681Watch Cody Win in the most predictable match like a good boy
LOGANG
why did logan stop the drone gimmick. that was the only shit making his gimmick worth it.
CAWdy finna get booed. Bypass killed the crowd with shithausen and Raheem Rhodes is a corporate shill
>>19981687Not react at all which is what I’ve done for the entire duration of this show. Nothing has happened. LoGOD is here, at least.
>>19981549Why isn’t commentary pointing out the elephant in the room being that this might La knight’s LAST CHANCE to win a world championship?? He’s running out of time, this is why the live viewer and tv viewer aren’t having the same enjoyment experience. They just don’t lay down the stakes
>>19981710>triple bypassMy sides
>>19981709>>19981711>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
>>19981592Just chimp stuff. It's still black history month after all
>>19981717Lemme suck your blood yeah
It's LA Knight vs Trick at WM, I'm afraid. There's no way Cody doesn't win now.
LOSAAAAARS
Time for Logan Paul to get an injury.
>>19981695>he doesn't know
>The Visionhold on fellas
>>19981713Adam Page
>>19981681we restart the cycle
>>19981741imagine
>THE MULTI-TIME NFT SCAMMER IS HERE!!!!
>>19981717I'M A VAMPIRE BLEH
>>19981736>black history monthEmbarrassing. Imagine dedicating a month to niggers
>>19981737kek
>>19981695Jey is getting emergency transgender surgery so won't be in this match
Logan is BASED because he hates ICE and loves Hispanics
>>19981703>2008 was 62 years ago
>>19981681I'm giving them until MITB and then I'm done and you can call me worked or whatever, but legit if it doesn't happen then I'm sticking to JCW for the foreseeable future
>>19981738Fuck my life.
Logan vs Trick will be a god tier WM45 main event
>>19981717Why did Knight came out with all those vampire chicks earlier?
>>19981717LABITEBLEAHH
trick williams vs logan paul is a future wrestlemania main event
Theory and Logan make for a better team than Bron and Bron
>>19981741Which move will he fuck up?
Logan Paul in that position awakened something in me
>trick >yeet>codywho the fuck else is in anyway? logan should be the one to win but I don't know what sort of kprogram he'd have with drew. same with knight. i don't want anyone to win but it's gonna be cody anyway.you've fucked me up the ass one too many times paul, eat shit
>>19981733good point
I have had half a litre of vodka tonightIf LA Knight doesn’t win I’m gonna drink the other half in about 10 minutes then go to sleep praying I never wake up
>>19981779frog splash from the chamber ceiling
https://x.com/WWERomanReigns/status/2027931811502772694
I SEE FOOTSIES ON THE COUCH
Is Netflix cracking down on VPNs more these days? I've had to change my IP like 8 times for this PPV. Never had an issue before.
>>19981592whoop that (guy), trick
>>19981770Will Ospraey doesn’t wrestle there though
>>19981789>la loss fan cant hold his liquorshocker
>>19981791daaayum
there definitely something wrong with the chamber, every one is tripping up on the same spot.
>>19981793I've only had to change my server once and refresh 3 times.
>>19981792lyrichad's best work
>>19981772Yep. This is where it starts
>21 Wrestlemania matches.Wow
You can tell the crowd is pissed off at how predictable and underwhelming this shit has been so farI hope they fucking boo when Cody inevitably goes over
the snek rande
Randy is the only one that looks like a legit star
>>19981797That's a good thing.
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
>not even singing his theme songFuck WWE have killed their live crowds with their ticket prices haven’t they? Will American Crowds ever match EuroGod crowds?
>>19981791Faithless fools status?
So whats gonna happen to danhausen now?
What are they doing with the cameras to make it look like a fucking video game? Is it some AI filter shit?
>>19981791Roman killing the guy
Randy has a dad bod
Who are we rooting for, gaychads?
>>19981791based
>>19981791HOLY SHIT ITS REAL
>>19981791>em-dash
i like randall's gear
>>19981791Roman dropping dimes
isn't kevin owens supposed to come back soon
>>19981831HHH will forget he hired him
>>19981770woop woop!
>>19981818Keep your soles on the shoes you dumb bitchYou'll crease them
>>19981791jesus christ
>>19981592Basically beating up prostitutes
>>19981789You'll just wake up and feel regretful, and you won't remember this post :(Cut yourself off anon
>>19981797I like AEW for Hangman even if his promos are mid at best, never cared much for Ospraey though
>>19981821Did you miss Trick's entrance?
>>19981828Americans don't sing in unison.
>>19981793Been on the same IP all night.
I miss schizo 09 Orton. Not this bloated ork.
>>19981793You're lying or retarded, bro.Nobody's gonna buy your shitty streaming service to watch this shit.
>>19981791Philxirs....
>>19981836Drew
>it was danhausen
>>19981848his spine is fucked
>>19981758Only a basedfag would care about him scamming retards.Go back.
>>19981836LoganHim and Theory do things backstage after his victory while Paul Heyman films
>>19981836a lot of sweat and mat wrestling ;)t. aew fan, if that matters
>>19981836(You)
sirs , the eliminate chamber is starting , come eat the food is ready . proper seasoning , not too spicy for britishers !
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I found an LA Knight elite figure at Ross for 10 bucks.
>>19981831He's gonna go undefeated and retire shitters like punk
>>19981791it's RELEVANCE you dumb seanigger why can't americans speak english man fuck
>>19981836The Jew obviously. (I have aids)
Orton looks brutal but he’s not and also he doesn’t bump. Borton.
>>19981791Kek
>>19981848He was on the pre-show as a talking head for the B team.
>>19981758>Scammed a bunch of retards who were too dumb to have moneyLOGANG FOR CHAMPION
THE FUCKING ENTRANCES ARE LONGER THAN THE FUCKING MATCHES NOW
>>19981876A basedfag?
ANYONE BUT CAWDYANYONE BUT CAWDYANYONE BUT CAWDYANYONE BUT CAWDY
>>19981884Zamn!!
>>19981791Dimes
Lol Cody wins
>>19981885Do NOT insert it into your body again. That's an order.
Told you guys, notice how commentary gives you a full rundown on Logan and Randy vs absolutely nothing when trick and La enter outside of “wow their entrances are cool huh?”- that tells you who they’re behind and who they’re not, Hunter will never get behind a trick Williams or La knight- that’s never been his type of wrestler and unfortunately since fans won’t hijack the shows like they did with Vince no one can stop him
>>19981791>his gimmick is that he shoots on dimeless shitters
quite the bulge shot, new kevin dunn
>>19981882The first bite sends you there
I don't understand why have Trick but not Penta in this matchPenta made his career out of these type of matches
YA BOY IS ZESTY
That bitch bouncy.
I want Schizo Orton back.
>>19981896>NOW
>>19981861The one where they pumped in chants for the bulbasaur?
>>19981791DIMES
>>19981791He is winning the belt, and fucking off doing nothing and no showing at raw weekly
I bet if you clipped all the entrances together on this show it would be close to an hour.
>>19981836LA 'bottom for ya' Knight
JE'VON WILLIAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nash was right about this bouncy zest pest
>jevon williams
crowd sounds dead. orton got barely any reaction
ZESTY
holy shit cole CANNOT stop making dracula/vampire references to that fucking ref with the widows peak
JeVon WILLIAMS is BASED
Entrances started at exactly 9:15 BTW. Yikes.Watch AEW.
>>19981912Penta can't promo, ergo he can't be a real main eventer
>>19981884This picture is edited
YAYYYY FLIPPY BLACK MAN ZOOMER FRFR BRUHHHHH BLM BLM BLMlessggo ykwim fuhhh bruh hop on dis dihh in Minecraft
This should have been El Grande's spot.
>his entire gimmick is that he’s constantly chimping outOnly Triple K could get away with a gimmick like this
JEVONWILLIAMS
>Mark "all blacks look alike" Nash
I don't know who this person is but I already don't like him :-)
>Jevon Alllyyahevs
BOUNCY
>>19981881>a monkey>the biggest douche on the planet>another monkey>grandpa>J O B Knight>StardustNobody?
I hope the bouncy nigger suffers a career threatening and ideally life-threatening injury!
>>19981908I noticed this when they were hyping up Bronson Reed just before he got hurt. He was totally supposed to be in this match
>>19981912Penta is already fumbled, they did jack shit with him since he got signedsad but true
i love je'von
>>19981885I just got my Giulia and Vaquer Elite's this week. I paid full price. :-)
kek based bouncy
jevon WHO????????
never knew zoomers were so bouncy
This is taking forever, brother
>>19981912Haitch only uses mexicans as comedy relief
THIS NIGGA BOUNCY
BOOOOOOUUUUUUNNNCCCYYYYYYY
>Danhausen in the box>cody winning the chamber
Please have Sami attack Cody
>>19981782oh it's nxt negro#4 fuck my life man i'm done with wwe unles knight or logan win so tread lightly triple h you big nosed fuck
>>19981930womeme matches, low energy phil and the box reveal probably drained them
This should've been Gunter's spot
What were you doing in 2004 /pw/?
JEVON EVANS IS BASED AS FUCK
>World Entrance Entertainment
Trick and JeVon.....
even the ring announcers are botching these days
>He gave the fan his hat back
>>19981908Worked.
this is reminding me of my wwe 2k24 universe mode where I just did the entrances, skipped the matches and imagined them in my head
Jesus Christ, no one is giving a fuck anymore, Danhausen killed the mood.
I'm 33 this year.Fucking hell.
He literally just needs to start bouncing. like just jump up and down and get the whole crowd, jumping up and down with you. Best entrance gimmick sitting right there for him.
>>19981950I hope you die of bone cancer :)
>>19981937nope
Seems like this gentleman is buoyant
Jevon weeeeeliams
It's drew vs Cody. And LoL Cody wins at WM again
>we have two black guys in the EC>ones gimmick is that he's a gay male prostitute>the other's is that he bounces on your dick
>>19981980he's a good kid
The zoomie having a 67 shirt is kinda funny.
>>19981979Amazon position with Logan Paul.
Wade “they all look the fucking same anyway” Barrett
BOYCOTT THE WWE
Anyone who says "Bouncy" is the exact type of fag celebrating Faghausen being signed from tinys troonbox
read the whole tweet, cole
START THE FUCKING MATCH
>>19981995He lost at WM39
>>19981995SURELY Triple K can’t be this out of touch?? Right EGods?
>>19982006dimes wadester
>>19981979god he's so dimes
>Cody starting the matchCody bros how are we feeling? This can't mean what I think it means.......
Hey Cole, read out the first half of the tweet shitting on the match.
ZEESTEEE
Jevon acting like the tweaked out niggers on the subway
>>19981976Imagine being married to this
Why for did only the niggers crawl all over the cage and gesticulate on top of the pods?
>>19982001Completely based. Everyone knows blacks have the highest LGBT rates per capita. Triple K just being representative
Randy is tired of the coon music
CODYCODY RHOOOOODESCODYCODY RHOOOOODES
THOSE ARE ACTUAL PIPED IN CHANTS FOR CODY LOL
>>19981791>cole mentioned it he browses /pw/ do you think?
>>19982013i'm having a great night
IM THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME WHOOOOAAAAAAH
>Cole only reading half the tweet. Kek
jevon looks 18 and 50 at the same time
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>the fans are gonna boo cod-ACK!
>>19982036there’s no chants at all what are you talking about
That’s by far the quietest pop I’ve ever heard for CodyIt’s not fully his fault, it’s because the show has killed the crowdI genuinely think LA Knight got a bigger pop
>>19981985Relax anon, soon you will be dead and without consciousness, an infinite amount of time will pass relative to your perception. Shitty booking is also finite.
LoGang it's inevitable ...
>>19981979Kek highlight of the show so far
I don't love the codester anymore, I just don't
>>19982042Kek
>Penises in my holes>I fuck dudes because I'm gay
>>19982049cheers chants it's all the same shit
>>19982029I'd be a lucky son of a bitch
>>19982030All the other ones are too old to even bother doing that (ok, other than paul).
REAL NON TRANNY THREAD>>19982064>>19982064>>19982064>>19982064>>19982064
>>19981950Everyone does.
the other week cole called jevon "kofi"then wade called kiana james "kelani" (like NXT wrestler kelani jordan)now we have mark NASH calling jevon "jevon williams" (mixed him up with trick)why is WWE so RACIST?
>>19982046Lmfao true
>>19982065I just rode a dildo before the show. Felt good
>>19982049Anon, just ignore all the "piped in" posts.
>>19981935Vaquer would love to have a word
>>19982019Cody is 3-7 at wrestlemania, you fucking goof.50/50 since his return.
next thread>>19982064>>19982064>>19982064>>19982064>>19982064
SOMEONE MAKE A REAL THREAD PRETTY PLEASE
>Knight got a bigger pop than Phil in ChicagoBoth wrestling companies have exhausted the Chicago market.
>>19982076there are some very valid pipe in posts though
>>19982070Stop squealing pig
I've stopped watching wrestling regularly for at least 6 months now, only tuning for ppvs, holy fuck what a miserable products.Ads everywhere, 12 different mystery shit, botch fiesta, every wrestler self marking even the biggest shitters and now I see these 20 minutes long entrance segment.This shit is genuinely unwatchable in this state, and I wont watch the faggot promotion either.
>>19982077Nigger none of the women are real main eventers. Go back to red dit you delusional loser.
REAL NON TRANNY THREAD (DON'T USE THE OTHER) >>19982064>>19982064>>19982064>>19982064>>19982064
>>19982078Exactly. Saying "lolcodywins" is retarded.
>>19982084>>19982106disregard the false thread
>>19982106RETARD THREAD DO NOT USE
>>19982105Hogwheels coded post
>>19982087No there's not.Occasionally they'll sweeten the crowd. That's about it.
WHERE'S THE THREADTHE REAL THREAD NOT THE AEW TRANNY THREAD
>>19981549MIGRATE>>19982114>>19982114>>19982114And ignore the AEWtranny who is samefagging his own thread
Jevon’s hair is retarded
>>19982108Sorry replied to the wrong guy, I'm the fucking goof.
>>19982127go hit up some events and you will seetheres no blatant pipeins like some posters will have you believe but theres doctoring
>Cody already gassedChrist
