This man was inside a box with a bunch of horny vampires having raw unprotected sex for a month and basically you're a complete fucking moron.Click this thread to find out how.
I was ready to buy merch
>>19981768sign the merch guy and you dont even have the merch readySLOPPY SHOP
>>19981768How the fuck. He debuted 2 hours into the show.How tf do you not have merch ready the moment his music hit?
>>19981875Danhausen has to get home and print them first
>>19981905Kek
>>19981905Lmao
>>19981905kek
>>19981905hearty kek
>>19981905jej
>>19981905
>>19981905Popped my ass
>>19981905kek good one
>>19981905porked me
>>19981905oh jesus christ
>>19981905LMAO
>>19981875He's not actually signed. He doesn't work there. He just asked Paul if he could do this box gimmick, and Paul said yes.
>>19981905kek!
>>19981616No he wasn't. The coffin prop was. It was to be opened today so Danhausen would be out of his AEW contract and do his entrance. He hired the girls and wrote the song after sending the prop. This is Danhausen we're talking about. Everything he does actually makes sense if you break it down. Except for bootlegging AEW designs, that made no sense. He could've made more money bootlegging Rucking Fotten.
>>19981905PUT ME ME IN THE SCREENCAP
>>19981905oh i am laffin
>>19981905It's your problem now, dronies
>>19981768>I was ready to buy merchpiggiEs and their money
It's up!
>>19981616Chicagohausen
Much like punketty, dronies are gonna have to pretend they like his little friendlmao
>>19981905I don't get it.
>>19981905Good one
>>19983128/pw/ made danhausen seethe once by making up a rumor about him printing bootlegs of his aew merch. the story actually caught some traction and some people still believe that it happened
>>19983003It's not their money. It's the rightful property of Ari Emmanuel.
>>19981616>Has sex>With multiple>Biological womenNo wonder anons are seething.
>>19981616>Worked into thinking something this retarded
>>19981905Audible Kek
>>19983050Sorry babe, the Danhausen shirt stays on
>>19981616Based
>>19983346>/pw/ made danhausen seethe once by making up a rumor about him printing bootlegs of his aew merch.>making upsup bootleghausen?
>>19981905Faghausen’s never beating the allegations lmao
>>19981905It's funny you are samefagging you're own unfunny fucking "joke" cause you're seething Danhausen now has a lucrative WWE deal where he will make millions off merch while he gets to go home and fuck his hot wife daily.You're so fucking pathetic lol
>>19984520Absolutely nobody finna buy this shitters merch
>>19983542It's nice of your girl to let you wear your Danhausen shirt while you sit in the cuck chair prepping her bulls and then watching them rail her raw and unprotected.
>>19984520Jesus Donovan, you're finally out of your old contract and you're still a fragile bitch
>>19983050>5XLkek
>>19984520"crickethausen" is my new unfunny samefagged joke, buddy.
>>19984360It's not true. Why would Danhausen even post on this dimeless board?
>>19984520Dude, get off of 4chan.
lolWWE
>>19984520Danhausen brahyou're posting on 4chan brahYou're scaring the kids brah
>>19981616>click on thread >it doesn't tell me howFug bamboozled again.
>>19984520>hot wife>niggerhope sucking up to shitlib phil and his fragile ego was worth it donny
>>19981616The main issue with him, regardless of whether he's in WWE or AEW, is that he's utter shit. The handful of redditfags buying his merch is not worth having the rest of the audience stop watching your show.
>>19984520>you're own unfunny fucking "joke"GMS!
>>19985113Anon, may I remind you this is a company that puts Jey Uso, Charlotte Flair, and Seth Rollins on their shows, a company, that on this very PPV had a match between Becky Lynch and AJ Lee in 2026.
>>19981905kek you're alright anon
>>19981905the rare, actually funny post on this board nowadays
